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m1rkd1rk
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Can someone explain to me what the whole Mr.Gomer thing is about?

Thanks Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked

He is a mist, a vapor. As far as I know he does not exist. He may, or may not, be associated with "he who can not be named".

You are treading on dangerous territory here.

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m1rkd1rk
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked

oh dear...

well, more info anyone if ur allowed to give it but thanks anyway

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Master
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

mr gomer is everywhere. no lad is safe from his wrath.
he is all and nothing he is here and there.

He is the leader of one of the most notorious dolla chop gangs in all of lad land.
he has his boyz all over the world.

he is of myth and legend and is untouchable no matter what happens he even taunts the FBI and other agencies with insults.
VVVVV in sig he is also the devils agentVVVV

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

a scambaiter Cool

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Master, YOU ARE SAYING TOO MUCH!

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Master
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

oh lord
i think he is here already RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIVES Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Word has it that the mention of his name sets chickens ablaze.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm out of here. Good luck to you all.

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Master
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ralph

thats from the flames he shoots from his a$$

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr. G0mer once gave my friend the clap over the internet. He can see through solid walls. He can hear your thoughts, and when he looks at you he can see right into your soul. Many lads are afraid to even whisper his name in broad daylight.

He also makes one killer banana daquiri.
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manbiteslion
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Read the Lotto Lad Caper thread in this forum (it'll take a couple of days), everything you need to know is in there Smile
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Quillan
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

*watches flaming chicken run by the window* O NOES, HEZ AFTER MEEEE!!! RUN FOR TEH LIVES!!!!!!
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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think you are referring to Saint G0mer the patron saint of fried chickens.
Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He is every baiter's best friend and every lad's worst enemy. He can hack into the most secure bank accounts and steal money from under a lad's nose. I consider him a good friend of mine, my lads wet their pants at the mention of his name.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I never met him, but his brother Mac Gomer is doing very well here for me, he gets 25% of everything the lad is making, but his big brother now stole the loot. Twisted Evil At least we keep it in the family Laughing

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dagget
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Some say he has three testicles and his breath has the ability to turn milk sour while still in the cow.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Superman wears Mr. G0mer pajamas.

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Safari = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
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Safari = (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
Safari = Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

# When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Mr Gomer.

# Mr Gomer doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Mr Gomer has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Mr Gomer.

# Mr Gomer does not sleep. He waits.

# Mr Gomer is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

# Mr Gomer is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Mr Gomer counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Mr Gomers’ beard. There is only another fist.

# When Mr Gomer does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Mr Gomer is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Mr Gomers' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Mr Gomer can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Mr Gomer doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Mr Gomer can slam a revolving door.

# Mr Gomer does not get frostbite. Mr Gomer bites frost

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Gomerboyz marathon on Satellite TV.

# Contrary to popular belief, Nigeria is not a democracy, it is a Gomertatorship.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Donato wrote:
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Mr Gomer has allowed to live.


It should say: There is no organized crime. Just a list of lads Mr Gomer has allowed to live. Laughing

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Safari = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
Safari2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
Safari = (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
Safari = Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
Safari2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gomer can beat a brick wall at tennis.

The dark is afraid of Gomer.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Gomer.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Disorganised crime is just crime that Mr Gomer has not organised YET

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He is The Stig

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gomer has the biggest chopper in ladland

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I heard he was raised in an orphanage but was kicked out at fourteen years old when he got all the nuns pregnant.

Whatever you do don't send your lads money via westy, he has all the staff (especially the ladeez) in his pocket. They'll never see a penny when it gets chopped.

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