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Ninastian
419Eater is my life


Joined: 19 Sep 2006
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Madonna has finally heard his call.

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Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period!
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Nancelot
Wannabe Baiter


Joined: 12 Sep 2008
Posts: 90


PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I heard that after Kaiser Soze disappeared, he became Gomer.
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Donato
Baiting Guru


Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2923


PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I heard that Kaiser Soze disappeared because of Mr Gomer.... :yikes:

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streaded
Master Baiter


Joined: 01 Aug 2008
Posts: 147
Location: Streded in hash conditions


PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

God askes permission from Mr Gomer before he lets anyone into heaven or sends then to Hell Laughing Twisted Evil

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Bobtheelephant
419Eater is my life


Joined: 22 Sep 2008
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The good Lord giveth, but Gomer taketh away

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GomerPyle
Pervert Bastard


Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat


PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Some say he has changed sex - Shocked - but no one knows what he was to start with.

Any baiter can be Mr G0mer - you just have to be evil enough.

Can you fill his boots - before he fills yours ?

Lads love him - but not for long. When they put a price on his head - he even managed to collect that money too. Laughing

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I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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sir scam alot
Doesn't share his goats


Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana


PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hear he's also a pervert bastard that calls lads at odd hours, then lures them to their demise like a baritone-voiced siren.

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Master
fooliest baboom


Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU


PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When Mr Gomer goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Mr Gomered


Mr Gomer gave Mona Lisa that smile.



Mr Gomer once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Mr Gomers calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one
fools Mr Gomer.

Mr Gomer can speak Braille.




Mr Gomer owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win
the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a
Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and
a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Mr Gomer sleeps with a night light. Not because Mr Gomer is afraid
of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Mr Gomer.

Mr Gomer doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when
they touch his body.

Once a cobra bit Mr Gomers leg. After five days of excruciating pain,
the cobra died.



Mr Gomer is always on top during sex because Barry Dawson never farks up.

When Mr Gomer exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Mr Gomer doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

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Safari it was all a big fuck of disappointed
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BobCat
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 972
Location: on the 'net


PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

(hehe, gotta love that Chuck Norris site Smile )

There is no 'ctrl' button on Mr. Gomer's computer. Mr. Gomer is always in control.

Mr. Gomer knows the last digit of pi.

Mr. Gomer is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

Mr. Gomer had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

If you have five dollars and Mr. Gomer has five dollars, Mr. Gomer has more money than you because he has your money Smile

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Mr. Gomer

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"I AM SEEK AND TIRED OF THIS AND I DONT THINK I CAN CONTINUE ANYMORE" Jul13t [email protected]
"THANKS FOR MAKING FUN OF ME.." "I DIDNT GET ANY F***ING MONEY AND STOP MAKING FUN OF ME.. OK" Jul13t [email protected] (rebaited from another character)
" I THINK WE HAVE TO PUT END TO THIS GAME,AND REASON WHY I SAID THIS IS BECAUSE I CAN NOT CONTINUE WITH GOING TO WESTERN UNION" Dr Bens0n
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"I THOUGHT I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING YOU WANTED WHY ARE YOU STRESSING US OUT." - [email protected] H0us3

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Master
fooliest baboom


Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU


PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hmpf chuck norris is nothing compared to gomer

Barry Dawson is also better than chuck

see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8BI_lAJXfE&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7zZbTC6UCA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OSSQEieTPw&feature=related

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Safari All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Safari Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
Safari it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
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You are dead MUMU!!!!
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FrumpyBB
Dean: Eater University


Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany


PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

There is only one human who ever survived one of his attacks...ask G´Pyle where he got that scar from on his forehead. Laughing

Six baiters (actually seven) know more personal details about Mr. G0mer...we have to find them and destroy their memories. Help us!

Join Dumbledore´s Army immediately ok. There´s just one horcrux, err, fee left to pay. Be a hero! Expelliamus!

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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me


Joined: 06 Feb 2008
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Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.


PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He was personally responsible for a conflagration that destroyed a chicken ranch.PETA has a price on his head. Shocked

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Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad

You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad

What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines

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BobCat
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 972
Location: on the 'net


PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr. Gomer counted to infinity - twice. That's how much money he has chopped Smile

Mr. Gomer sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled dolla chopping ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Mr. Gomer roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

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--BobCat
"I AM SEEK AND TIRED OF THIS AND I DONT THINK I CAN CONTINUE ANYMORE" Jul13t [email protected]
"THANKS FOR MAKING FUN OF ME.." "I DIDNT GET ANY F***ING MONEY AND STOP MAKING FUN OF ME.. OK" Jul13t [email protected] (rebaited from another character)
" I THINK WE HAVE TO PUT END TO THIS GAME,AND REASON WHY I SAID THIS IS BECAUSE I CAN NOT CONTINUE WITH GOING TO WESTERN UNION" Dr Bens0n
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKE TO GET A MAGA IS NOT EASY MAN, IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE CAUSE ME FOR TWO WEEKS NOW I CAN PAY MY HOUSE RENT THEY ARE ABOUT TO SEND MY FAMILY OUT OF THE HOUSE WE LIVE" Dr @d3kun13 Bens0n
"I THOUGHT I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING YOU WANTED WHY ARE YOU STRESSING US OUT." - [email protected] H0us3

Closed lad accounts x 24 United Kingdom x1 Cellphone x2
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru


Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters


PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Why was I not invited to Usman Bello's retirement party???

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