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Titania
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My roommate was going through a catalog the other day, and she found an item that is, I guess, a computer application that allows you to create your own -opoly game. You put in the names of streets, utilities, etc., and you print out the board (and I presume glue it to something sturdy), money, and cards.

She suggested someone might think up street names and card instructions for "Baiter-opoly."

The big one I thought of was: GO DIRECTLY TO ABECHE. DO NOT PASS WU. DO NOT COLLECT $200,000.

Any other suggestions for this game?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh...oh yes. Yes indeed.

First off, you rename all of the different property sets after formats. (Orphans, Romance, Trunk Box, Barrister, etc.) So instead of "Park Place" we have "Unclaimed Inheritance" and on Boardwalk we have "Lost Great-grandfather."

As you collect different formats, you can slowly build up baits on those formats. You begin with trophies (oop, Unclaimed Inheritance has three trophies on it, that'll cost your lad $300). Of course, you can trade four trophies and some cash in for a safari hat, which really costs the mugus.

Instead of "Abeche" I'd just name the jail "Streded." That way, we could put the best safari destinations in for the railroads.

Utilities would be billed as "Internet Cafe time"

After that, you just fill the community chest and the chance cards with various good baiting stories (and failed baiting ones as well; some good stuff can happen to your little mugu), turn "Free Parking" into "Google Mail," and pick out the siggy icon that you're going to use as your playing piece.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Instead of utilities have tattoo parlors ("Get a tattoo. Proceed to nearest tattoo parlor and pay $200. Do not pass go.")

Instead of railroads have airports. ("go to nearest airport and wait for your mugu. Lose a turn.")

Instead of "community chest" cards, have "trunk box" cards.

Instead of "chance" cards "Chop yo'dolla'" cards

Bruin

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Replace "Go Directly to Jail" cards with "You have won a trip from 5imba 5afaris!
Replace the income tax and the other tax squares with:
A: "The G0mer B0yz have come to see y ou"
B: "You were visited by Usm4n B3llo"
Replace Free Parking with "MTCN s3cur3"

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hehe.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You have to pay a processing fee first.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Instead of the car, the thimble, etc. you can have

1. Pile of gold dust
2. Gold bar
3. Trunk box
4. Cashier's check...

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's a really good idea. I'm loving Do not pass WU, do not get $200
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

other cards could be;
grabbed by the 'HAND'.
lose a leg, miss every alternate turn.
streded in hash conditions.
caught goat felching, go to jail.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can just see me trying to buy this in the shops
That'll be £10 for the game,
then there's the barristers fee,
the customs fee,
the delivery charge,
the fee for boxing it
the deposit for the release certificate
the certificate of insurance fee...

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great stuff.

You could put a pith helmet image on the railroad squares along with every mugu's favourite destinations - Abeche, Abidjan, Accra and Cotonou.

Instead of little plastic houses, imitation gold bars. It would also be cool if the chance and community cards were written in ladspeak - "U DEY GO JAIL NOW SMALL BOI OOOOOO !!!"

One for the chance deck - "DEY G0M3RBOYZ CHOP U DOLLA. PAY $ ????"

I could map the whole thing out if I had time

Get it done ! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Laughing Laughing Laughing I'm rolling over the ladspeak cards...

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Your uncle was kidnapped! Advance to Uncle Format. If you pass "DELAY" collect $200. If it is unowned, you may buy it.
You received a death certificate! Collect $20.
Your lad has dropped you without a funny insult. Pay $45.
You just received email confirmation of a safari! Collect $250!
Lad had your email account closed! Pay 10% for all Formats owned.
You received a trophy pic! But it was illegible. Pay $20.
You received a trophy pic that is avatar-worthy! Collect $50 from every player!

A bit difficult for some of these... Is this from the lad's viewpoint or baiter's? heh

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Great idea. Laughing

Instead of houses and hotels you build cyber cafes and Westy offices.

Chance cards:
You have been rubbed by internet hoodlums. Lose 30% of all ur monies.

You must buy life saving droogs. Pay $200.00 USD

You have forgotten your name. Lose $50.00

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is a brilliant idea Very Happy

What are the streets and stations called? Hospital Road (Abeche), Festac Town (Lagos) ?
How much is the rent for x houses in ... ? Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You can keep the Utilities.

Electricity that only generates for 4 hours a day and a Water Works that drains sewerage into the streets isn't exactly my cup of tea.

And remember - Don't trust the Banker if he's going by the name of Soludo.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What a wonderful idea!

I'd suggest PMing Nurse Nasty and pointing him to this thread for input.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Corona Lane! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Get Out Of Jail Free card = Saved By The Bloob Of Jesus

Don't forget Sagbama Expressway!

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd buy one of these in a heartbeat. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Could you make all the cards in ladspeak?

"U dey won de lottry ok collect 100,000.00 N only from da bank but give Professor Soludo 30 % immediately"

"U won de biuty contsest. go ahed pay 10,000 to ur guymen around U immediately and give a lad of ur chioce a 3 AM phone call"

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The "Free Parking" Would have to be that highway everyone dies on..

Electric Company is WU and Water Works is Money Gram!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, it wouldn't be a monopoly spinoff if the spinoff didn't have a spinoff! Now we'll have to make a romance version!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just saw a make your own opoly kit on freecycle. It had been taken straight away though, Sad times.
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