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Bobtheelephant
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So I get this orphan lad, very religious-sounding, and I kind of had my hands full for a bit, so I just toss a quickie off at him:

I wrote:
There is no God. Take the money and run.


I figured I wouldn't hear much back from that one, but I did:

Mugu Dave wrote:
Please daddy help me i beg you,I don't no where to
run to i,m a refuges in this country . my parent are dad, sir please help me so that i can come to your country with the money and start up a new live .


Amused, I decided to continue my asshole role:

I wrote:
I'm not your daddy. Your daddy is dead. There is no God.


But the mugu was persistent!

Mugu Dave wrote:
I don't no where to run to, i have no boddy my parent are daddy please help don't let die Siggy material at last!


Who was I to stop dishing out abuse?

I wrote:
Clearly you are not worth saving, then. This is what reliance on God will get you.


Who was he to stop taking it?

Mugu Dave wrote:
Dear sir
please sir help me i bag you, so that i can send the
money to you and come
to your country and fodder my education. Take me like your
own son or brother
please help me


Clearly, he's not catching my drift. Time to ramp it up:

I wrote:
F*** you and your dirty money. I'm rich as hell, what do I care about you? You believe in a God that has forsaken you. You deserve what you get.


But this guy is a believer.

Mugu Dave wrote:
Dear sir
GOD has never forsaken me, don't you believe in God? the creator of your live.
blessad are the merciful for the shall find mercy



So I never really intended to start Church Baiting, but it's kind of like he's begging me to at this point. My reverend (a new character) has written him explaining that my original character was testing his faith, and that he passed with flying colors, go him! Now he's being offered a brand-new chance to join TWAT, and all the glories of God that go with it.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sweet, I'm sure he'll jump through the hoops, or maybe not, it takes alot of emails to find that one special you can play with until you wear it out. Once you get bored with it, you can leave it streded somewhere but sometimes like a crazy ex, they keep coming back for more.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ohhhh thats nice. I feel a pilgrimage coming on.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, I don't know how far he'll go, but he's pretty persistent with me when I'm just insulting him, so who knows?

He's got the app now, I'll post if I get it back.

EDIT: He just sent my original character this:

Mugu Dave wrote:
I'm very glad to know that you are a christian a believer.
i got a mail from Rev 3zekiel N0bshiner , Mr Kevin Conrad please i need your help please me so that i can live a normal life again, i believe meeting with you is never by accident is the LORD doing, as you know i have no body here,
I will be praying for you

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

BTE, Interesting how his spelling improved once he really got into the religious part. Do you think you got passed on to a higher up?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Do you think you got passed on to a higher up?

Maybe someone who has foddered their education picked up the ball. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You may have picked up one of those devout lads. Crazy as it may sound (what isn't crazy about lads?), many lads think themselves to be very religious. I've been dropped right at payday for blasphemy before by a few lads.

Yeah... I know: If they're so religious, why is stealing not a problem? I haven't figured that one out yet. Actually I haven't really tried. But as you can see, a religious mugu can be more fun than a drunken prom date!
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him you'll only help him out if he renounces Christ and pledges his soul to Lucifer... and post it.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Obi said:
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If they're so religious, why is stealing not a problem? I haven't figured that one out yet

Lads think that if they pray to God for a victim, and receive them in their email, then it is ok with God, because he sent them there. God allowed the victims to send them the money. If God wanted to stop the payments, he would, because he is all powerful. These ideas are all tied up and mixed in with old African religions, where there are many Gods, each with a purpose.

Or, they could be just lying, Satan worshipping, Mammon hungry, [email protected] criminals, with no conscience or moral code at all. Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Criminals and otherwise unethical people all over the world find a way to justify their acts with their religion. The old Sicilian and Sicilian-based mafiosos, who were devout catholic, considered themselves officially at war with rival families, police, etc. so killing someone was simply a battlefield casualty which is apparently fine with the pope. Confused Go figure.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You know, if it makes them an easy mark for me, I don't really care why they're holding contradictory beliefs.

If his mind is that screwed up, building a pyramid of sandbags should make perfect sense, right?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^yup, you're right Bob. Good luck converting this TWAT. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

if not a TWAT he could be a SHITHEAD maybe or any one of the other numerous churches that abound in that area Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Yeah, I'm going to try sticking with the classics at first. I might form my own splinter group eventually.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Perhaps TWAT Funamentalists.. TWAT Reformists.. Orthodox TWAT..

I should maybe refrain from suggesting it, but a TWAT Holy War sounds intriguing.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

geller wrote:
I should maybe refrain from suggesting it, but a TWAT Holy War sounds intriguing.


The TWAT crusade! Draw your swords and reclaim the Holy Tunnel!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Definately TWAT material.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mugu Dave wrote:
Dear Rev.3zekiel N0bshiner
Thanks you for your email, I'm happy to call daddy again i seek your permition to call and have you as my daddy ?
I saw the membership form and i have taken a photo of my self that will be out in 2 to 3 days so that i can attach it to the form and send it to you .
I still want to thank you for your kindness may the good LORD bless and strength you.
praying for you
DAVID


Sounds like I'm at least getting some forms out of this.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I laughed because you were so harsh with him. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

There was bait a couple of years back when the mention of atheism and evolution got things massively off script...

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=91075&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=evolution&start=0

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's awesome.

I think I've stumbled into a new (to me) and delightfully amusing modality here. If I see any religious text, they're going to get nothing but mockery from me for being Christian. Those that respond are juicy targets.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You use the lad's weaknesses and hypocrasy against them. Anything is fair game, and show no mercy. Evil or Very Mad

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