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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:52 am

So saith the Lad, and who am I to deny him?

Anyone who'd like to have light and frothy chatter with forwarded to this Lad's inbox, or better still cc'd there, feel free to write to the blonde, hearing-impaired, Asatru-devotee [worships the Norse Gods] photomodel in Sydney.

Maybe Me1inda could join the party...

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

im not quite sure what im getting myself into but count me in anyway

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:07 am

Your garden centre needs to contact you about the Ygdrassil tree you wanted planting...

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:12 am

which of course includes snail mail so you'll need his full postal address to forward Dominoes flyers etc. hope he tips well

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:54 am

I was going to pm everybody, but this is quicker...

Write to .

See y'all and any others who'd like to join in.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 10 Oct 2008 Posts: 3

What are we signing up for?

Aslong as i'm not forced to cuddle afterwards i'm in!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Ok off to email now

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Cant get that email addy to work, Yastreb

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

Mine seems to have gone through. Twisted Evil

I sent 2 and you can use whichever one applies to the situation.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Think mine has gone through now,
Not sure why it was bouncing back before, maybe a misplaced full stop Wink

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:43 pm

Cammy's friend Emily just sent a chatty note. Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

I hope his eyes are crossed from rtying to make heads or tails out of THOSE conversations! Laughing

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:52 am

Nancee sent one too. It was vague and long.. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:21 am

The Lad has decided that Cammy is an easy mark - after all, he read the exchange between Cammy and an American trapped in Nigeria, so why should she be able to resist this?

Quote:

Dear Friend,
In addition to this Ongoing Transaction,i wish to inform you about the tragedy that befell my family today as i was called by my Wife that my son is hosipatalised.This is because he was coming back from School may be due to his carelessness,he was knocked Down by Vehicle on the Highway.
Dear Friend,this is too heavy on me as i am writing to seek your Urgent financial assistance so that i can meet up all the Hosiptal Bills of my Son as he is really dyeing now and helpless.
Dear Friend,would you please try and understand my condition at this moment because i promise you that whatever amount you send to me to assist my Family now would be reimbursed to you at the End of this Transaction before the End of this Week because i do not want any problem with him as i am too told to have another issue.
Finally,i am waiting to hear from you as you are advised to send any little amount in my Name through WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER as soon as possible.I need your urgent Consideration.
Have a Nice Day,
0M4R 4HM3D.

You'll all be hearing from Cammy soon, forwarding this email... please do as you see fit!

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:50 am

if he is really 'dyeing' I wonder what colour ( or color for those the other side of the pond ) he will end up. Shocked

but if he was going to die then there is not much point in spending lots on hospital bills when it can pay for booze at the party after the funeral. Twisted Evil

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 12 Sep 2008 Posts: 90

Ah, that takes me back to my school days, carelessly running down the highway.
Of course it was uphill both ways.
Good times.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

I got the request but it was from him. Is this the plan, or he going over c@mmy's head?

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:53 pm

Kacky - it's a bit of both really. If you want to open a side bait, please let me know. Cc me after a while - Cammy will probably try to talk you out of sending money. It might get some Lad anger going.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Awwwwww, he's sent me a nice picture of his family.
Twice
I do like his random capitilisation

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:19 pm

I promised him I will talk to the church committee to organise a charity event for his son, even though Cammys beliefs are pure filth to my church.
I get the feeling we're going to fall out Sad

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

Oh no he DIDN'T just say this is urgent because it's an only son. Imma need to slap this boy HARD. And when was that picture taken? 1967?

editing - yay, he's off script! He attributed the appearance of sexism to extreme grief and desperation over the child's condition. Co-incidentally, my character is the administrator of the charity fund in the office where she works. To determine which form he must fill out, he first needs to answer 3 short questions. Hang on little boy! Help is on the way!

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:48 pm

This just in - sent twice:

Quote:

Dear Cammy.
I want to Tender an Unreserved Apology towards my Anger in the Recent Past of which was attributable to the Way and Nature of our Ongoings Business as at that Moment.
Would you Please allow your Friends like SAM and others to Help me financially as there is no Way out for me now.I have exhausted all my Income yet all to no avail.My Dear Friend,Please i need your Understanding and Accept my Apology as i am a Lovely Father towars my PAUL the only Son that have been hospitalised for long.
In other words,i beg you in the Name of Asatru that i was just upset then.From now,i need your Understanding so that your Friends can assist me financially.Kindly recontact them and advise them to assit me. Have a Nice Weekend

He called her Cammy. Only her friends and family do that!

As well - in the name of Asatru indeed! Only one who worships the Aesir can make that plea. Should we aim for a conversion?

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

I think a conversion is the least he can do, for the amount of assistance he is about to receive from Cammy's generous associates.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:14 am

Let's see what this brings...

Quote:

Do not call me "Cammy". Only my friends call me Cammy. You're not my friend.

More importantly - you swear by the Asatru. Do you believe in the Asatru? Do not invoke their name in vain!

Most of my friends are of the Asatru faith. Share that faith and I'll agree to help you. The choice is yours.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:28 am

Latest message subject heading?

Quote:

How can i be a Member of Asatru?

I'm taking this to the Help and Tips area. See y'all there!

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