lad wants me to send what ???

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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:21 pm

Things are getting desperate in ladland . Are they in need for new recruits ?

Quote:

SEND YOUR FULL NAME, ADDRESS, NEXT OF KIN, TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBER TO CLAIM YOUR FUND.

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:34 pm

They want to have some info on next of kin, preferable a email addy for their next attempt, but now you can add all kinds of "interesting" people to the bait to help to screw it up better Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:10 pm

Send us your children. Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:27 pm

Sounds like an opportunity to tell him how you have all this extra cash but no living relatives to leave it to. Perhaps the two of you could come up with an idea with what to do with it?

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

He can have MY mother. Smile

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:47 pm

^^^He can take my ex-wife. Since he doesn't say what he wants, everyone should email him and offer him things they don't want. We'll send it to him, COD of course. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:00 am

My standard replies:

sex: twice per week
next of kin: momma

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:06 pm

@ Kacky , ex wifes or mother in laws i can understand but your own mother ? Shocked

I will give it some thought . This one deserves a really good reply . Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

You'd have to know my mother. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:48 pm

Vampire,

Why not find an NOK script in surplus, preferably something involving an orphan with access to a trunkbox or bank acct. or such.

Reply to that one, get a dialogue going.

Then tell this lad that you've been corresponding with this "child", whom you've made your NOK because they asked for your help in getting the cash/jewels/etc out of Africa.

The new lad will recognize it as bog-standard NOK scam, and advise you to drop it.
Then you can start playing them against each other, telling new lad that "orphan" advises you that new lad is a scammer.

At some point, you 'accidently' forward one the other's email address.

Then watch the fun develop!

Master Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 108

Kacky wrote:

You'd have to know my mother. Rolling Eyes

You don't know my ex-wife. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:08 pm

sellingrich wrote:

sex: twice per week
next of kin: momma

Why not combine the two for your lad's pleasure?

Sex: twice a week with your mother.

I'm sure he'd appreciate that. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:34 pm

~ LaBrea,

I like ^ His ^ idea but just to throw in my two cents:

You could make a free account and a completely differant name then double the fun and play them too. If you are looking to get this scammer twice.... Well.... Yeah. Smile

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:09 am

@HubPixie: I like the way you think! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:02 am

Next of kin? Why do you want to know that? Are you in league with my good-for-nothing (brother/sister/kid) who has never held a steady job in his life and spends his free time waiting for me to die? How do I know that the two of you won't team up and kill me and split my money????

Remember, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean the world isn't out to get you...

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