My lad lacks military respect

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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:22 pm

Lad: Sgt. Rod Paul Powers (Saddams trunk boxes in Iraq)
Me: Frank Hilgenfelder, retired major from east german NVA (disabled since an ghastly manouvre accident)

Mugu wrote:

Dear Frank,

Thanks for your email.

In view of the impending withdrawal of our troops from here, i had to expedite arrangements with diplomats within reach to help us actualize this deal.

After extensive discussion with the diplomat, we have resolved to use our contacts to convey the CASH consignment to Germany for you.This arrangement was concluded after a careful and confidential discussion with a DIPLOMAT,who has accepted to use his office as a means of transporting the cash money as consignment to Germany wherein you will be expected to meet with him to claim the package as you will be directed and assisted.

[Longer explanation of diplomatic immunity - blahblahblahblahblah]

He has requested a handling fee of six thousand six hundred dollars only ( $6,600).

Finally, I implore you to use your good office to arrange and consolidate my effort by making your schedules without entertaining any fears on how to receive the diplomat upon his arrival.

I look forward to your response. In God we trust!!!

Kindest Regards,

Sgt. Rod

Well, Major Frank is pissed off from the lads diplomatic modalities. He also thinks, the Sgt. (who even can't spell his rank correctly in the previous letter) has a lack of military respect. Time for a slap...

Frank wrote:

Marine,

I wonder if you forgot all your military education. I am an officer of much higher rank then yours and I wanted to be treated in a respectable manner. Call me "Major Hilgenfelder and "Sir" not "Dear Frank" or even worse "Hi Frank", ok. I would have sent any of my men to Strafbataillon 999 if they dared to call me like this. I know you are very nervous due to the Hizbollah attacks but there's no excuse for such a behaviour.

Oh my god, the grenade splinter in my head causes me such a pain this evening, I'm not in a good condition...

Diplomats... In my opinion as an officer of dignity and honour all diplomats are cowards and traitors. I wonder if they steal the funds and put them in their own pockets. Please find another way to get the funds out of Iraq. I suggest putting the trunk boxes in a bomb bay of a flying fortress. Do you know a trustworthy pilot comrade?

regards

Major Hilgenfelder[/quote]

Mugu wrote:

Sir,

I sincerely apologize for all that ranting. I was almost out of my habits and ethics. Sorry about your health condition also.

I am of the opinion that we go ahead with this diplomat whom i believe will not fail us. Sir, i suggest we take the bull by the horn. Let us proceed with this arrangement. Some of my colleagues have used this same diplomat in the past and it was successful.

I am waiting to get your response Sir.

With all respect,
Sgt. Rod.

Sounds much better now...

Well, I think he'll need some some training units... Twisted Evil

** Retired ** Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 750 Location: Air

Dear oh dear - such a lack of respect for his superiors.

A safari through a minefield would be a fitting way to bring about a succesful conclusion to this bait.

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:30 pm

Insubordinate Mugu wrote:

Sir, i suggest we take the bull by the horn.

That's inadviseable. That could get VERY messy.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:05 am

Quote:

I am of the opinion that we go ahead with this diplomat whom i believe will not fail us. Sir, i suggest we take the bull by the horn. Let us proceed with this arrangement. Some of my colleagues have used this same diplomat in the past and it was successful.

Hey, does this rankless lad have cotton in his ears! The major said no diplomats! That's a direct order, soldier! Smile

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:18 am

Quote:

Sir, i suggest we take the bull by the horn.

Dear Sgt.,
Please send me a photo of you taking this bull by the horn!

Laughing

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