My lad wants to be a porn star - **NSFW**

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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:24 pm

^^^I rather hope he makes the connection with Mr Gomer and failing to pay the hush money he had the option of paying. Hopefully next time he gets a Gomer chop or Boys invitation he'll take Gomer more seriously!

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:29 pm

Yeah, it does appear Sam has learned to shut off his phone. I haven't been able to get through to him during the night hours over the holidays. I really wanted to wish him some Christmas cheer. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:18 pm

I've been trying to juggle RL and an active bait recently so I've been neglecting ASEMing for our favorite lad. Today I went into my fake lad account to start sending again and found this:

Quote:

Please sir i have not credit left on my telephone, but i will like to see you and i love the piccy you send to me!

That response almost sounds 'baiterish', but regardless he'll be getting some more love from Sam.

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:45 am

The gift keeps on giving, sort of like herpes. I'm sure Sam is familiar with that feeling.

A whole new round has been sent out. I am thinking of adding another lad's number into the mix, along with Sam's. I think that might be the little extra spice it needs.

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:12 am

I've revved up my nightly 'ASEM'bly line. Nothing back from last night's round, but I did get a request to join in a chat with the lad in my previous post Shocked

Hopefully new responses will be rolling back in soon.

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:19 am

I think adding another lad's local number into the mix should make things even more fun. I believe I have the numbers of some local scammers who wouldn't like the idea of being called at odd hours about sexual favors.

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:41 am

Gee, you guys are wicked and evil. I just love this thread!!!

Maybe it's time in addition to all of the other nasties you are doing, to rinse and repeat and start baiting Sammy from a different account/character. That way you can find out if he has replaced his phone.

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:21 pm

ooooo, I think I really pissed off the wrong people this time. Aside from an abuse report to gmail about my mail, a lad put my mail on an x-rated yahoo mailing list, and another lad has forwarded all his bounces. I guess we call that a good day then.

Some responses:

Nana Edward:

Quote:

i love the big dick babbooooooon

This from the lad who was interested in chatting with 'Sam':

Quote:

i will come to you but only if youare the one on knees. are you on knee in pictuer?

I think I may have found a baiter (oops sorry whoever you are! Embarassed

)

Quote:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....MY EYES!!!!
You basterd sum of a birtch...I am eater man IV I IX 2. I catch you this day shiver piss on yo shrine ooooooooooooooooooooooooo Rovah 8 lottah lucky small time yahoo boi. ur jineration mass insult thread forever OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO000000000000000000))))))))))))))))))))))

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:29 pm

I think you're getting a "warned" tag now. You've been reported to lotta, shiver and rover. Oooooooo

Sounds like a devguy response to me.

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:08 am

^^^JJ, where are you getting your list from? And what's your format?

Just wondering what caused a baiter to get Sam's annoying penis?

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:23 am

^^MBL: I've been using 419scam.org's list as I know that SSA is using the 419 baiter list. That was the first baiter that I know of that received my mails.

Here's a link to where I'm drawing from:

http://www.419scam.org/419-bl-c.htm

I change my format every now and then. I get the best response when I put on the subject line 'MTCN Scan attached'. They are more likely to open and look at the picture that way Wink

Within the text of the mail I'll put 'Call me' and Sam's phone number or I put an insult about people from Lagos. If I'm mailing from my G0mer account I'll send the picture and make fun of Sam 'the small boi'.

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:28 am

^^It's all good fun until somebody loses an eye Wink

I'll have to make a parser for the surplus forum too, to automagically extract email addresses...in my spare time sometime :-$

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:09 pm

Sam had a few too many last night and accidentally sent his picture to a few hundred other lads. This time he added a new phone number in addition to the one that isn't answered any more. That number just so happens to be my Abeche lad who I believe is home for Christmas break.

Only one response this morning but it's a funny one.

Quote:

FIRST YOUR CHAIR IS RIGHT BY ASKING YOU TO TRY ANOTHER TRADE.I BELIEVE HE WANTS THE BEST FOR YOU.
YOUR NAME IS SAMUEL.YOU ARE A MAN.AND YOU WANT TO GIVE A WOMAN A BLOW JOB? DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL? ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL OR ARE YOU A WOMAN MAN???
GUY NA WA FOR YOU O! ALL THESE NIGERIANS BOYS NA UNA DEY SPOIL THIS WORK FOR PERSON.
MY SUGGESTION IS THAT YOU START WITH YOUR PARENTS.LET YOUR FATHER OPEN HIS ANUS SO YOU CAN INSERT YOUR TINY PENIS INTO IT,WHILE YOUR DICK WILL BE RIGHT INSIDE YOUR MOTHER'S PUSSY.
WHAT PART OF LAGOS ARE YOU LOCATED? SURULERE? NO!!! WE DON'T NEED PEOPLE YOU THERE.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY IDIMU AREA OR EGBEDA AKOWONJO,MOWO VILLAGE AND ALL THOSE OUTSKIRT TOWN OF LAGOS YOU HEAR MY ADVISE SO!
FOOL

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:14 am

I'm starting to think every lad in West Africa, London, Amsterdam and Madrid has seen this lad's picture and cell phone number. Apparently Sam has turned off his phone or just abandoned it. So, I added a new number and started over again. Only one response:

Quote:

guy dey do better thing on net ooooooooooooo

Juan, any chance you can rebait this lad so the fun can start again with his new number?

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:21 am

I don't know if I can hook him since I haven't seen a recent format, but hey, I'll try! Very Happy

I'd love to continue his humiliation for a few more months.

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:43 am

I sent out a fresh round of emails to lad addresses tonight and already got one reply. It was in HUGE MONSTROUS FONT SIZE. I think the lad was unhappy:

Quote:

MY GUY GOD DEY VEX FOR WATINE YOU DEY DO SO OOO MAKE I TELL YOU MAN,COS I NOR BELIEVE YOU SAY YOU GO FIT DO SOME THING LIKE THIS AS A 9GER MAN MAKE I TAKE AM LIKE ARRANGEGE MAN,..
ABEG GO FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO OOO COS GOD GO BURN YOU WITH FIRE AS E DO FOR THE CITY SODOM AND GOMORAL,.. MAKE YOU GO READ BIBLE WELL WELL,..AND YOUR FACE BE LIKE IGBO MAN,..
REPEANT FOR THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS AT HAND OOO THIS FIT BE YOUR LAST WORNING,..MONEY NOR BE EVERY THING IN LIFE,..YOU BE EVER FURK UP,..THE TIME WA YOU TAKE POST THIS FORMAT WHY YOU NOR TAKE AM POST ANOTHER TIME EHM 9GER MAN NOTHING DEM NOR DEY SEE FOR UNA HAND,...ABEG THINK OF SOME THING ELSE,..THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU WILL EVER SEE A GOOD GUY LIKE ME AGAIN SO SAY GOOD BYE TO THE GOOD GUY.

EDIT: I just had to respond. I wrote in charmingly red-colored font:

Quote:

No vex my guy, I juss want to suck you. I promise you will like it okay. Call me: 2348074482181. I want to hear from you okay. I promise to make you very happy. No vex, it all bi good. I like 2 suck cock. I am gay guy. You are gay guy too so lets have fun okay. CALL ME! Let's talk and have fun. Luv u.

Samuel

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:13 pm

It seems my new friend was not too enchanted by my reply. Wink

He sent a followup, once again in HUGE colored font:

very angry lad wrote:

SO THAT NA THE NEW FORMAT WA YOU DEY USE NOW ABI? BUT THAT YOUR FORMATE TOO LOW MAN MAKE YOU TRY TO UPDATE OOO COS ME I DON SEE WATINE PASS THIS YOUR OWN BOY OK,..MAKE I ALSO LET YOU KW SAY I NOR DEY 9GER THERE WITH YOU AND I BE THE SON OF GOD DE FATHER OOO MAKE YOU NOR COME USE THIS YOUR GUY TAKE SPOIL MY OWN OOO,..YOUR TYPE DEY COLLECT BATTER MONEY FROM MAYE YOU COME DEY DO COME AND FURK,..SO MAKE I LRT YOU NOR SAY YOU BE IDIOT,..DO SOME ELSE LIKE LOTTO,..CHEKO,..TRANSFER,..COME AND MARRY,..WARSH WARSH OR SO MANYMANY THINGS DEY NOR BE COME AND FURK OK,..ABEG NOR REPLY ME AGAIN I DEY BEG YOU BROS COS I NOR NEED BAD LUCK,..MAKE YOU GO SCHOOL FRIST,..GO FINE ANOTHER FORMAT,...COS IF YOU WRITE ME AGAIN I GO TROW YOU BATTER VIRUS OOO MAKE YOU SAY I NOR TELL YOU,...SAY GOOD BYE AGAIN TO GOOD GUY.

I wrote back to tell him how sexy he sounds when he's angry, and to suggest some graphic things we might do together. I ended by telling him "i luv u" and asking him to call. I hope Sam enjoys it when he does.

For whatever reason this last round of emails has been more productive than previous ones. I got two other angry replies this morning:

Quote:

GUY U BE BASTARD WETIN U DEY GAIN

(Isn't that just typical? He can't understand why anyone would do anything if they don't gain any money out of it. Rolling Eyes

)

Quote:

YOU ARE A BLOODY FOOLISH MAN YOU SUCK DICK 4 1000 NAIRA ONLY. YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO OUR COUNTRY. I WISH I CAN SEE YOU FACE TO FACE I WOULD HAVE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOU.

NEVERTHELESS GO AND DIE IN A POT HOLE INSTED OF TERNISHING YOUR PARENT IMAGE.

WE MAKE MONEY HERE NOT BY SUCKING ALL KIND OF SMELLING AND STINKING DICKS.

IDIOT.

Hmm... it sounds like he's angry because I'm not charging enough.

I hope the last two guys enjoy my followup email urging them to call for a good time.

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:22 pm

I've said it once and I'll say it again: I love reading this thread! Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:59 pm

Absolutely amazing stuff. This thread just keeps giving and giving..... Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:01 pm

Love it!! You have sooo many sig lines there

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:30 pm

Does Sam's phone still work?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 71

lol yes this thread is gold. I cannot understand a word of their replies. Can you guys? I get to like the first sentence and get angry because its so effing poorly written I want to strangle the lad.

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:57 pm

I've tried calling Sam several times over the past week or so but I get a recorded message saying 'the party you are trying to reach is unavailable.' I'm assuming that means only that he shuts his phone off at night. If he changed his number I would expect to get a message indicating that number wasn't valid. But I don't know how Nigerian telcoms operate so I could be wrong, maybe he has dropped it. I sure hope not, I just sent out another batch of mail. If I keep getting such entertaining responses I may as well keep sending Sam's solicitation every day. I hope he enjoys the attention.

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:13 am

Juan: sorry I've been absent from my mailings lately. For the past week, I've been fighting a mail bomber. After doing a little sleuthing in his mail headers, I find that the bomber is some do-gooder who thinks that bombing lad boxes with huge MS Word attachments is effective way of shutting them down. I got tangled up with him because two of addys in the chain that sets off the bomb were in the www.419scam.org mass mail lists. Sheesh.

I could have just abandoned my box but, well, I'm a little more stubborn than that. Long story short I finally caught him on gmail chat. He got the ultimatum: if he continued bombing my account then I'd continue writing abuse reports on him. Within 15 minutes the bombing stopped (surprise). I tried to explain that he's wasting his time but he never responded. I was hoping I could bring him over to the 'good' side. Oh well. Anyway, I did learn how to pick apart a mail bomb.

Now back to our regularly scheduled program..... Twisted Evil

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:43 am

Great stuff, Juan. Very Happy

His pain and anger seem to be increasing. Very Happy

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