My lad wants to be a porn star - **NSFW**

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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:36 am

Wow, this lad gets the prize for the quickest response yet. He must be bored at the all-nite lad cafe.

UNIVERSAL AIR COURIER wrote:

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GOATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:57 pm

Hmm... Now what to do with this one?

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My Guy

That is very interesting, i am one a gay guy, i will be very interested to know more about that, for i have some white gay men that have been disturbing me to come down there.

call me so that we can talk voice to voice +23324xxxxxxx
farbros

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:44 am

Ask him if he's a top or bottom!

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:00 pm

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

Hmm... Now what to do with this one?

Bait him of course, and then add his pictures to those in circulation. The proof of Samuels, er, rearwards inclination is in the positive 'recommendations' Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:06 pm

We still need to find a working number for Sam so people can let him know how much they love his pictures.

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:46 pm

Ed Nachel is a new fan of Sam:

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You are a pervert and I have reported you to the authorities

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:20 pm

If you've only just joined this thread, welcome Smile

There are instructions on earlier pages on how to get copies of these pictures (they're too vile to be linked from the site, so they're opt-in only). Scores of baiters have already downloaded the images and are using them in creative and upsetting ways, please feel encouraged to join them - no experience or morals required, just a healthy dose of malice and a strong stomach!

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:49 am

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You are a pervert and I have reported you to the authorities

I'd have to ask: "Which authorities? Are they perverts too?"

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:18 am

I do hope Sam has left Lagos, I mean, I hope he hasn't. Seems that he "accidentally" sent out about 2000 new mails with his information and set it so all the bounces would go to a local oga's box.

Geez, I hope Sam didn't piss the guy off. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:37 am

Sam must be just about the unhappiest (and least successful) scammer in Lagos now. Things have not been going well for him lately, but then again he's not lacking for friends. Wink

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:44 am

With friends like that, who would need enemies?

I have to imagine wherever he goes and whatever cafe he uses, people are laughing at him and calling him all sorts of lovely names. I imagine "sheep fucker" would be one of them.

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:57 pm

SSA: I dunno. The word 'fool' comes to mind too. That seems to be the recurring theme:

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you are a big fool and very foolish okay.

What's funny to me is that I know my mails are probably landing squarely in their spam box. When they finally go thru their spam folder and see the subject 'MTCN' I can get responses from a mail I sent weeks ago.

BTW, the 'do-gooder' mail bomber that I was having problems with is still leaving me alone. I am hoping listened to me and redirected his efforts to baiting instead. I guess I'll never know...

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:58 pm

I put in one of my fake lad address and it was sitting there in the inbox so Gmail doesn't pick it up as spam, perhaps other ones do.

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:45 am

Ok, maybe this is a necro but I sent out another batch last night, just in case Sammy was feeling safe again. He's also on Facebook and I have sent him a friend's request. Here's the newest batch of responses:

steveladan4 <[email protected]>

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how can we see o boy i am in cotouon but i from Nigeria i want to give u jobs as u can fuck well why can u come to cotouon o boy lick me i no dey fuck well lick u but sum girls are looking for Nigeria guy that fuck well ,
i will help u as u say call me moro i will beck back to Nigeria ok and u will look for fine baby girl for me ok
080630569565 mail me at [email protected]
thank

foundation de france <[email protected]

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now i know say u be big fool.all ue mate dey hustle you dey do gay.no
worry i dey lagos and i go fine you if i get you live to must die.na
dat time u go know say me na cultist.i go cut your fucking penis.i don
enlarge your pic.me and my men go fine u come no worry.if u like make
you change ur number i must get you.

so jt dey w8 for me ok.

i go show u shagaa.and i go like mk u show thAT GUY THESE EMAIL.U GO
BEG SO TALI U NO GO FIT BEG AGAIN.

U DON FINE MY TROUBLE.

I GIVE U SOME MONTH YOU GO SICK THE KIND SICKENESS WEY U NEVER SICK
B4.U THINK SAY NA EVERY BODY U GO DEY SEND THESE KIND MASSAGE ABI.

IF U LIKE MK U CHANGE UR NAME.MY JUJU MAN GO VOGE U COME OUT.U GO SICK
FOR LIFE NO CURE.WHAT A SHAME TO U AND UR FAMILY.

IF UR NAME SMAUEL OR NOT IF U LIKE NO USE UR REAL NAME.BUT U GO DIE SOON.

BASTARD LIKE U.

JT W8 FOR ME AND MY GUYS.

I KNOW SAY U DEY LAGOS.OMOKO.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL U DEY RISK UR LIFE 4 JT 1K.

I sent him back this little snippet:

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U ARE SENCELESS AND USELESS. I RETURN EVERY CURSE BACK TOYOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND MAY THERE NAMES REMAIN EVER IN OKIJA SHRINE. i AND MY FAMILY WE ARE COVERED WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS AND I WILL MAKE IT IN JESUS NAME.

I like to let a lad feel safe for a couple weeks, then turn it on again.

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:49 am

Elder Sam

said:

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come on hey i wonna f*ck you if you want

Dr Bello Jubril says:

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NA WA 4 U OOOOOOOOOO

Fl4shsecurity F1nance company says (this note was accompanied by a photo of a gun):

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I got you mail, but it seems to me. You are a bastard, i don't think your mother really know who pregnated her.Your number used on this image prove your kind, you don't surpose to be livin.

I've been saving email addresses from my catcher accounts and using them for my mass mails. It's kind of fun seeing ASEM responses from lads I'm baiting in other email accounts.

SSA: Thanks for the necro Wink

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:52 am

And on valumtines* day too, how apt and appropriate to spread the love Smile

* if you're familiar with homestarrunner, this is a cultured reference to Teen Girl Squad

Not quite a Newb Joined: 09 Feb 2009 Posts: 24

this is so painfully funny.

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:30 pm

Just one love letter for Sam today but

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Dear

How are you doing today? i hope all is well with you and your family.Samuel Ikape don'tever
in your life wirte me again with such this mail before i cut you down are a full to wirte me

you must to to hell thank God that i have your address and your number full

you don't see woman to fuck na man you want to fuck ready for me you are going to fuck yourslfe when i come with my guys full

Mod Edit - you used 'code' not 'quote'. which stops the mask function from working - RC

Oh, I guess it would be unethical of me to taunt him and send back an email telling him I'll also mount his father from the rear much like his father mounts him nightly. That would be wrong and I could never do that, oh wait, I hit the send button. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:25 am

^^Oh no, that wouldn't be nice. You should be more sensitive to their feelings. Wink

I did get a little love for Sam today. After all it is Valentines Day.

Ch1ke Ray said:

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that is dirty of you,my friend go and sale pure water in the street.

NNPC Group said:

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YOU BE BIG FOOL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

A big load of 1000 just went out tonight. They'll be too busy at church tomorrow so I expect to get some more responses Monday.

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:17 am

SSA, you're such a butterfingers sometimes hitting "send" like that Smile

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:11 am

I "accidentally" altered the script so it states that if a lad brings his father or his goat, they get a discount. There's something about mentioning sex with a lad's father that really grinds a lad's gears. Double that anger if you tell them their father copulated with a goat to conceive them. Heaven forbid you send them photographic evidence of the event.

Not that I would ever condone anything like that. It would be completely inhumane and anyone who would send that out to hundreds of scammers in the Lagos area with someone's home address, picture, real name and phone number would have to be a complete bastard.

Oooooppppsssss.....

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:52 pm

With the renewed life in this thread, there are renewed requests for the pictures...so here I go back in time (wavy lines) to page 8 - this is the way to get the pics *read it carefully* as over 200 people have followed it successfully so far, and you don't want to be known as the muppet who couldn't follow simple instructuions...

me, goddammit wrote:

OK, ok, it seems like all the PM I get now is for links to the images, so I've created an autoresponder - you just email

email - [email protected]
Subject line must be "419eater-nsfwformat" (no quotes, no spaces)

I will never see or read the email body, so don't worry about providing one.

The *good* pics were by Nurse Nasty. The crap ones (lad-style) were by yours truly, although I am rather proud of 'guyman na GAYMAN' as a T-shirt slogan.

I want to make it clear, Eater is an incredibly tolerent and inclusive community - the only reason why the reference to a lads sexuality is even a point of discussion is because it is a big deal to them!

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:25 pm

Sam has Facebook, just an FYI. He seems to prefer "thick" girls, I would not approach him with a male character. If an experienced baiter wants to give that a shot, let me know. I'd like to get some more information out of him.

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:16 pm

A couple more responses:

[email protected]

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hello my guy call me and tell me where you are i we come there and meet okay since you promise to do well with me.

+2347055553872 name kingsley

A followup from yesterday:

[email protected]

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WHEN THE TIME REACH OK.YOU FUCK MAN ABI ..YOUR NAME IS ALREADY IN MY INMAGE WITH BLOOD INMAGE YOU YOU YOU.

YOU TOO SMALL

I just sent him back something so raunchy I won't repeat it here but it involves his father mounting him like he mounts the goat daily, his brother and felching. Maybe, just maybe this will be what it takes for an angry visit to Sam's house.

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:41 pm

As the lads were dutifully attending church yesterday, they've been catching up on their mail today.

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your GAY I'm NOT

This one is quite the potty mouth:

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you mother f**er, how are you????? you f**ing b**** aniamal . iam not gay and dont send me you f***ing bitch .you and you f***ing family also the f***ing bitch peter nku

Translation please??

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u be big fool mumu c wetin u dey blast. umgbada

Oops maybe this one has seen it before (the name was 'Kingsley', SSA maybe that was yours from yesterday?):

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PLEASE DONT SENT THIS TO MY EMAIL BOX AGAIN OK BYEEEEEEEEEEE

They will all get some return lovin' from Sam.

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