My lad wants to be a porn star - **NSFW**

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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:19 am

^^^^ Oooooh, me rikey velly much Laughing

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:19 pm

How about this for a good start Juan? Courtesy of NN Porn Unlimited.

*** THIS IMAGE IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK, OR IF SPOUSE WALKS PAST YOUR PC Image is not ultra explicit - I've chopped out the best bits ***

Seeing as your lad wants to be a international pr0nstar, why not start him off on a few sites you've already sold his pictures?

- PM ME FOR IMAGE -

This should be good for a few insults. Laughing

If you easily offended - Don't click the bloody thing.

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

I seriously LOL'd at that picture Smile

Good Job

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:39 pm

I may want to borrow that picture without the heading. I just accused my lad of the same act! Actually his mother......

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:19 pm

Good one, NN! My fake lad is going to send that to him momentarily and will tell him he sold the pic for $250. Wink

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:00 pm

Classic picture. If that doesn't make the lad contemplate retirement nothing will. Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:24 pm

But talk about holding firmly to the <strike>sheep</strike> mugu code of laziness and as little effort as possible - he hasn't even got a gleam of excitement in his eyes Rolling Eyes

Nice work Nursey!

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:25 pm

Should we feel sorry for the poor dumb animal involved? Wink

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:38 pm

Gee, Sam seems upset for some reason. I can't understand why. Wink

He hasn't replied to my lad character's email with NN's handiwork, but he did just respond to Wifey's conciliatory email, where I had tried to smooth things over. He doesn't seem very amenable to kissing and making up:

Quote:

if you email me again,,, you will know. all this email you sending me have been forward to the Economic Financial Commission Crime. and any moment from now you all will be track down.

don't email me again i don't need any more job from you asshole.

they will be cut soon just watch out.

and this email has been also trace we have all information from where you are emailing. they have all infos now.

f*** you and dont even call me cause you are a looser.

Now I'm terrified, the EFCC is coming to the US to get me. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:00 am

Nurse Nasty wrote:

If you easily offended - Don't click the bloody thing.

Dammit NN, I clicked it and went blind!

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:28 am

Wow, I love it, it's so baaaaaaaaaad. Laughing

I'll set up a new Gmail address in his honor and send out all info you want me to, include his phone number and location if possible. I'll attach it to an insult mail and make it so all the replies go to the address of your choosing. Oh yes, the lad will be really mad.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

Blechhhhhhhh

Good job!

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:12 am

Just sent out a script with his picture and info to many more lads in 419 land. His ass is toast. I left it so they can respond back to my box and then I'll insult them some more.

BTW, the bounces from the mass mail go back to the inboxes of some high level lads who won't appreciate this young wanker flooding their boxes. So either way, he's up shit creek now. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:17 am

Excellent, Sir!

This lad is expressing some bravado which I know isn't heart-felt:

Quote:

AM HAPPY TO SEE MY PICS EVERYWHERE. CUZ I REALLY WANTED A PORN JOB AND I DON'T CARE. AM REALLY HAPPY FOR THIS THAT IS HAPPENING. CUZ ALL MY FRIENDS KNOWS NOW AND THEY WILL ALSO BE CAREFUL FOR LOOSERS LIKE YOU PEOPLE.

Well, maybe there is a tiny bit of truth in there, that could work out well: if he and his buddies get that much more skittish they might dump real victims who aren't 100% cooperative. We can hope, anyway.

And I think he does care. A lot. I think he's really suffering now. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:22 am

It's magic stuff , all right,

Should be a very big hit in Nuu Zelund.

They might make a movie,, Barrrrrrrrbra and the Boy

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:36 am

Yup. He's feeling the pain. (not unlike the sheep i shouldn't wonder). Shocked

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:09 pm

Now if we could only photochop him into a picture with another lad...Blech, but you get the idea.

Here's some messages "Sam" got overnight:

Quote:

How are you and Nigeria? I have to take my time to write you this email all do time is money here in Thailand, Mean while I want to tell you that all hope is not lost. I want to advice you to be careful with such massage.
As a GAY, you can do some thing lucrative there in Nigeria and have a better living Okay.
How can you fuck Sheep? Laughing

Mean I don’t understand this pics .mean while I want you to send me you charting ID so we can chart but right now am out of the country..
Good lucky as I wait to here from you.

Quote:

U are just a *DELETED*,

Hosule and make good money like other guy instead of killing ur self with gots and dogs bitch u don't girls in Niger or u are afraid to talk to them? anyway if u are afraid i can help u get some intead of making love with gots and dogs.

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:25 pm

sir scam alot wrote:

Now if we could only photochop him into a picture with another lad...Blech

One moment please. I have a few porno lads who would love the attention... Twisted Evil

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Oct 2008 Posts: 280

This is awesome, taunt him more, I love his responses!!

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:17 pm

I am going to hell.

- PM ME FOR IMAGE -

If you're offended after the warning I just gave you, please contact your nearest moderator who will tell you, "Well you were warned. No-one put a gun to your head and made you look!"

Good luck Juan! I hope all his friends get to see him in action.

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:29 pm

I'm off to send Sam an email!

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

Oh noooooo Mad

Nice job NN!

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:56 pm

I just created a new yahoo account in my lad's real name and sent NN's pic out to a bunch of Lagos lads with the subject "I LOVE U". I think they may open it. Oh -- and I cc'd Sam on it. Wink

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

Any replies yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:57 pm

That just put an image in my mind I can never get out. Oh well, I was warned. I'll make sure I get that picture out to some more lads tonight.

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