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OldBaglady
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Isn't it fun? You can do and say to lads all the things your mother and common decency tells you, you shouldn't do to men.

Only one suggestion. Your baiting name is slightly uncommon and if he googles it, he might find it here. My suggestion would be to obfuscate it. For example:

Cathy2008 wrote:
lad: [email protected]||
Me: [email protected]||@!


You can go back and edit your post. There's an edit button on the top right.

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Cathy2008
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Joined: 07 Oct 2008
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Location: UK


PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good point Old Bag Lady.

It's hilarious. When I dumped it in word there were 18 pages of it (I had him talking for HOURS). Got him to apologise to me 20 times. Unfortunately, I didn't understand who Holly [email protected]@y was. I think he means Holy Mary.

And I got to slap him really hard when he accidentally stuck caps lock on.

You are right though, you can do all the things that you never should. Any man with any half decent amount of self respect would just say "Stuff you, mad woman".
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Once the lad has taken the hook, you can slap him six ways from Sunday. And instead of getting mad and slapping you back, he will roll over, apologize, and whine for a while. Then he'll maybe pout a bit, but he'll be back - and after a short and cursory apology, he will act as though nothing went wrong. Smile

Love-lads are so delightfully slappable. When things go wrong in my RL I look for a love-lad to slap. It's great therapy. Mr. Green

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Cathy2008
Master Baiter


Joined: 07 Oct 2008
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Location: UK


PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lol at Titania. I have decided I must have a terribly cruel streak to derive such fun out of it.

Although I must try and be nice to him later else he might look elsewhere!!!!!

I think I need to find myself a couple more love lads to keep me interested when this one is at his lawyers though. Life is a bit boring without someone to slap!!!
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Scarlett
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Joined: 20 Jul 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cathy,
I enjoyed reading your chat. That little exchange cracked me up.

Quote:
Me: And I don't know what time I shall be back or if I will be on here again. You have upset me.
lad: no my dear
lad: dont be anoyed
lad: am sorry
Me: Yes - you said earlier you would stay and chat and then you run off to play with your lawyer. You should not say things you cannot keep
lad: i guess you are missing me already
Me: No I am not.
Me: don't be so presumptious

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Cathy2008
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Had a quick YIM with my lad this afternoon. He reckons he is coming to England to meet me next week (ha bloody ha). So far he has said his credit card does not work in Ngia because they don't have the facilities. He asked me if I could book us a hotel in London - I pulled the indignant female thing and said it was better that we made our own arrangements at this early stage "what sort of woman do you think I am?"!!!

So he has now ostensibly been looking at hotels in London. He asked if I would help with the booking and I said all he needed to do was phone up and make a reservation by leaving a cc number. He asked if there were online booking procedures and I said probably, but I wouldn't trust it and I am old fashioned and prefer to call up and speak to someone.

I can't see how my booking a hotel in England for him is going to work. He gets no moulah out of that - or is he working on the basis that I book the hotel and then on the basis I have already made an investment will pay for him to fly over? He has already said his cc doesn't work. Not sure where this guy is going.

Trouble is, this is all YIM, so I am trying to second guess where he is going next so I can be ready with an answer! Anyone with a crystal ball out there?
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bill2
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Like you predicted already, although you perfectly blocked his first step in his plan (book him a room), he'll be at the airport and needs to pay a fee for your present/suitcase/visa anything will do (nice time to chop his $) or he needs money for hotel there, something will come up, I'm sure, it always does Laughing

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Scarlett
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Joined: 20 Jul 2008
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi Cathy,
I think he was hoping to get your credit card number, and then use or sell it. If you had agreed to use your card, he then would have tried to convince you to loan it to him.
It's also a test on his part to see how compliant a victim your character is.

As for chatting with him on YIM, if he catches you off guard either go silent, pretend you need to leave and do a brb, or sign off and blame it on his internet connection. You can even totally change the subject, and not answer the question he wants.

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Cathy2008
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks both!

I have set up the perfect "go silent"/"change plans" with a very sick dog (not that I actually have a dog). Bless him, he has been so worried about poor F1F1. (Ie when I got bored earlier, I quickly said I had to go to talk to vet).

He has been showing me websites of hotels in London. I was terribly unimpressed since they were only 3*!!! I may go to "Plan b" - ie, the great news is that my sister's flat in London is free so we could stay there as it has two bedrooms.........

I can't work out whether this guy is terribly experienced or a total novice. Either way he is a total prat.
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bill2
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

His game is to get you to invest in the meeting and then pump you for more to get to the meeting, he'll come up with something, it doesn't have to be easy on him Wink I like plan B, but only if A is finished, let him sweat a bit while you teach him new words to express your love for him, bonnie hun Twisted Evil

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Cathy2008
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have just had an email to say he has booked a hotel room for 18th 19th and 20th!!! It worries me that he HAS actually booked a hotel - he says its a 2 star (so presumably they wouldn't bother with checks on a credit card) since I would hate a bona fide business to lose out because of this guy.

I don't have the hotel name yet so I can't actually check.
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Awesome. Smile
Do try and get the name so you can confirm he's booked it!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My congratulations to Cathy who has today reported her first lad bank account to Alan after a great bit of baiting strategy.

Now that's genuine, fast, lad pain! Laughing

Well done Cathy, you're a natural. clapping

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Cathy2008
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank you - but credit due to you and Scarlett for your help!
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Murry Guru
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice work Cathy,

Closing lads bank accounts does a great deal of damage to them and makes it that bit harder for them to run their scams. clapping

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Cathy2008
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

my goodness this guy is cheeky.

He emailed me yesterday asking for 1320 USD to settle his hotel bill (the bill is actually $1800, but he has $500. My character started refering to it in pounds. So the accountant emailed him today confirming he had $1820 to pay over and enclosing a legal agreement for him to sign. The cheeky so and so has come back and said "no, its pounds" (Hotel bill is in pounds, but he originally asked for dollars).

I'm thinking that I say I only have authorisation for dollars in the sum of 1820 and will send that with the rest to follow (since I want him to check his bank account).

But the cheek of the man!!!! lol

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