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Owd Git
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Sep 2008
Posts: 114
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:24 am |
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Any baiters got any share tips?, has the FTSE sunk as low as it's gonna go?, is now a good time to re-invest?, can you make me rich?, can you make me handsom?, can make my personality more agreable (no one can do that) |
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Marthataran
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 64
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:19 pm |
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Buy low.
Sell high.
Only commit to what you can afford to lose.
As to the FTSE low, I'll give you an answer in 12 months. |
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Owd Git
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Sep 2008
Posts: 114
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:35 pm |
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@Marthataran
Yes but can you make me handsom |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:41 pm |
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Financial Advice from Mr Micawber
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Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery." |
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_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Fatter Siam
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 3984
Location: IN THE ABBYSS OF AN ACHIPELAGO
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:15 pm |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:45 pm |
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Only invest what you can afford to lose.
Trunk boxes are, apparently, a growth market(especially the luxury ones where the lids are lined with designer patterned wallpaper). Saddam's gold is always a good punt in a bear market. Stay away from UK/US banks, they suck like an asthmatic vacuum cleaner on steroids.
As my dear late departed grandma used to say,: "This mattress is a bit lumpy, but at least...." and with that she rolled over and fell out of bed and shuffled off her mortal coil.
At least the money under the mattress enabled us to give her a good send off. Happy days. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Kacky
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Oct 2008
Posts: 116
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:39 pm |
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My favorite is "update your penis"
No easy feat since I am a woman. |
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:52 am |
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Who needs to invest with all these lottery winnings I have coming my way .... |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:56 am |
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And I've got a big grant coming my way to invest in my rennet farm
But it seems the tax rebate might not have been a genuine offer, even though the revenue personally emailed me to offer to pay it into my bank
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7658169.stm |
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Owd Git
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Sep 2008
Posts: 114
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:26 pm |
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Maybe I’ll forgo the stock markets and keep my money in “A STEEL CONSIGMENT DEPOSIT IN PRIVET DIPLOMAT SICURETY COMPAMPY IN AMSTERDAM” |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:34 pm |
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PRIVET DIPLOMAT SICURETY COMPAMPY |
Is that a hedge fund? |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:31 pm |
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No need to prank about my employer. It's just another STEEL CONSIGMENT DEPOSIT IN PRIVET DIPLOMAT SICURETY COMPAMPY IN AMSTERDAM like any other STEEL CONSIGMENT DEPOSIT IN PRIVET DIPLOMAT SICURETY COMPAMPY anywhere... |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple
Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:39 pm |
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I can make you handsome, that's my specialty. All's you gotta do is & then voila, drop dead gorgeousnes! If that doesn't work, go find your fellow Eater member packman. Snatch that bag off his head & put it on your own. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
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...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:12 pm |
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Owd Git wrote: |
Any baiters got any share tips? |
I have one word for you... |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Posted:
Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:24 pm |
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I got an offer of employment from the UN. That ought to be stable and secure employment! |
_________________ Gold Coins here
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:29 pm |
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Pork Bellies.
Havent you even seen Trading Places !? |
_________________ x8 x49 x5 x6 x3 x3 x10 x4 x2 x2 x4 x2
x7 a few
Click Here for Free Wigs !
i am no more a baby for going through this kind of stress for 200 pounds. : Hammed - Another satisfied MT7N S3cur3 customer.
l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:49 pm |
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All I can pass along at this time is something that Warren Buffett is reported to have said:
"If you don't know who the fool in the market is, then you're the fool".
That said, I'm in it for the long haul, and am not in any panic with what's going on right now.
It'll come back. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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Owd Git
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Sep 2008
Posts: 114
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:14 pm |
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@Pator Frank
Thanks for the advice, so that's my entire pension fund invested in Plastics Capital PLA:LSE |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Posted:
Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:16 am |
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Owd Git wrote: |
Thanks for the advice |
Enough said. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:13 pm |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Posted:
Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:26 pm |
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I invest in Hot Pockets and Vitamin Waters for all of those times I have had to be a wingman for my friends. Although the dividends aren't great (frankly you reap shame and a lot of jokes directed at you), but you can take pride in the fact that you have made a sound investment for the future with your friends.
You never know when you will need to call on that account. |
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x 5
Fake Checks out of circulation - 52K (so far)
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"The law of cama is still in exixtence and I know what the consequences of your action will be"-Rimi |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Posted:
Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:32 pm |
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invest in armaments Risky free |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:49 pm |
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<br>Icelandic Banks anybody? |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:43 pm |
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thefife wrote: |
go find your fellow Eater member packman. Snatch that bag off his head & put it on your own. |
What bag? my head is just that square. |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Posted:
Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:46 am |
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I learned from my father in law years ago that land and guns both hold their value. They can both also produce food. |
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