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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:51 pm |
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Those of you that are part of a mafia that is threatening Dan, please shoot me a pm. I've got a new account of his that you can send your threats to. This is his lottery account. |
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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:57 pm |
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dan: but u don't want to make it rain
dan: why?
F: why would i want to make it rain?
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Dan thought you were Pacman Jones for a moment .
I must admit, Dan and Fiona's dysfunctional relationship is way funnier than Dan and Cinnamon's dysfunctional relationship |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:02 am |
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Saul Shalom is not threatening Dan anymore. He is waving Paris Hilton's house, the closeness of David and Posh Beckham to that house, and the offer of a fancy car in front of Dan's nose. Today he sent a little reminder.
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Daniel,
Remember me? Your friend Saul Shalom? The one who wants to give you a home in Los Angeles and a fancy car? What kind of car do you want, Daniel? I hear you're partial to Aston Martins.
How's your broken hand, Daniel? Is it giving you pain?
Your baby is growing up so fast. She will be a beautiful young woman when she grows up. You'd like to see her grow up, wouldn't you, Daniel? What kind of father are you going to be? Will you spoil her like a pampered princess? Will you send all the boys packing when they come sniffing around her? She's going to miss out on all that if she doesn't have her daddy with her, isn't she?
So many questions, Daniel, and you could answer them all with just one little move. And then the only question will be if you should go for a drive in your convertible or take a dip in the pool.
See how easy life can be, Daniel?
Your Friend,
Saul Shalom
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And true to form, Dan answers the one question he has an easy answer for.
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Yes i remember you,well thats really nice of you.
anykind of car i'll appreciate |
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SomersetC
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 28
Location: Texas
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Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:57 am |
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I've moved elements of the Memph!s M@fia's 'negotiation' squad to Cas@blanca. They want a face-to-face meeting with Dan, since he hasn't been responding lately.
Just had a brainstorm whilst threatening Dan via another 'interested' party (warned they'd be tracking him by satellite soon).
Since the Moh!nder document is from the EU bank and mentions the Swiss - would it be a good idea to have them come after Dan, too? He could've been set up to take the fall for the operation. Agent Cletu$/Jone$ could actually be a master criminal making sure that the hammer of God comes down on Dan. The crooked agent walks away scot-free. Sort-of like North By Northwest. Dan is a very, very, very dimwitted Cary Grant, C!nnamon B@gel is Eva Marie Saint setting him up to be strafed by a cropduster with a tommy gun (Stanley) who failed to do the job. The government (angry and armed Swiss bankers... the Ricola Syndicate? ) wants him for murder (hacking). The criminal mastermind(s) (agents) want him dead. And in this variant of Hitchcock's classic, there are multiple armed gangs after a McGuffin that he deleted.
I'll be watching Dan's future with considerable interest. |
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Master of the Ood
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 41
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Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:12 pm |
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I can't for the life of me get this arse to respond to me. I've tried insults... and threats... and promises of safety... it's as if the Triads don't even exist. |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:35 pm |
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^ Have you tried a straight bait on the new lotto account? |
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Master of the Ood
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 41
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Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:50 pm |
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Not as of yet. While it would be more fun if he were to actually respond, I'm having an amazingly good time just threatening and insulting his manhood. Everyone else makes him out to be so much fun when he responds that I'll probably shoot Jayhawk a PM for that other address before too much longer. |
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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:36 pm |
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@Ood - I've actually gotten more pleasure out of sending him threatening e-mails and imagining him receiving them from a half dozen different gangs/mobs than his actual replies. In actuality his replies are kind of whiney...
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please i don't know who you are,and what you are looking for can you please me alone,because i don't have anytin,not even a bank account,please leave me alone |
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Look i don't have the document please leave me alone. |
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Pls i dnt ave them just leave me in peace ok |
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Master of the Ood
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 41
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Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:09 am |
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I've been getting that same enjoyment, which is why even though he never responds, that doesn't stop me from continuing to send him e-mails. I'm gonna have to let him know how furious I am that some anonymous group did away with my assassin on his behalf, but that that won't stop my dedication towards retrieving the program. Oh yeah, and his mom loves sex with goats. |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:02 am |
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I'm sure that Dan is telling the truth when he says that he has no bank accounts. I think we got a couple of them close about two years ago.
Dan is back in ostrich mode. I think he needs another visit. Does anyone have a pissed off lad that we can send his way? |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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