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catjan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
Posts: 74
Location: Kirkjubaejarklaustur, Poland, BJ1 KM4
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:34 am |
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I... I... the mind boggles at the conversation I've had with this guy. I'd be tempted to think this wasn't for real... but... it seems it is...
After receiving pictures of "Bethany", "Randall" and "Winston" we have the following exchange via email:
me wrote: |
Bethany and Randall are both adorable. I'd love to hear more about them. |
govtkids wrote: |
hello
i would need your full name home address and pictures i wait to hear from you soon
thanks james
the kids are in la now |
me wrote: |
What sort of pictures do you want? You just sent me pictures of the children, what more do you need? Could also you tell me a bit more info about the children? Are the children completely deaf or just partially? Do they use sign, lip read or the Ludwig method? I am fairly familiar with the Ludwig method myself, but I prefer to use sign most of the time. I am almost completely deaf myself and have been looking for some wonderful children to adopt. It would be quite a blessing to get these children, since it is so difficult for a deaf woman to adopt. What are the childrens' hobbies? Favorite foods? Colors? I want to start getting their rooms ready now, so I need something to tell the interior decorator when he comes. |
govtkids wrote: |
hello
i just need any picture from you okay
i need your full name and address
the kids are in la in this address 153 Aspen Square, Apt 20 Denham Springs, La 70726
i wait to hear from you soon
you wil pay 700 dollas for the kids release fee
the kids are very healthy and they know sign language
the kids are white
i wait to hear from you soon thanks james |
me wrote: |
I have inclosed a picture as requested. My full name and address is
Kate Janeway
2335 N. Mockingbird Lane
Cowpatty, MT 72563
Im planning a trip to the LA shortly and hope to be able to meet the kids then. |
I did enclose a picture. What was it?
Well... He obviously didn't look AT ALL...
govtkids wrote: |
hello
we dont need you to come here okay
just pay the fee 700 dollas to this name and address
name patricia adam
address 153 Aspen Square, Apt 20 Denham Springs, La 70726
700 dollas western union
do you have yahoo messanger
[email protected]
i wait to hear from you soon |
me wrote: |
I will set up a yahhoo messenger account later this afternoon. |
govtkids wrote: |
hello
i wait for you okay
wil you pay the 700 dollas
if you have any question you can ask me here |
me wrote: |
I have been trying to get yahoo messenger to work with my computer but its not wroking. Where am I supposed to send the money? What about the money that comes with the kids? When and how will that be transfered? |
govtkids wrote: |
hello
you will send the money to this name and address western union
name patricia adam
address 153 Aspen Square, Apt 20 Denham Springs, La 70726
western union 700 dollas
i wait to hear from you soon
thanks james |
me wrote: |
I got to western union when it opened this morning. They asked me what the money was being sent for and when i told them it was going to adoption fees for two children, they said I MUST bring in a copy of form CFSICPC100A for each child. They were very helpful and told me where I could find this form. I cannot fill it out, it must be filled out by the adoption agency. i am VERY DISAPPOINTED because I was hoping to have this transaction completed immediatalmenly. Please return the completed forms quickliy so that I can have the money sent. |
CFSICPC100A is a real form. It is one page. It is easy enough that a monkey could do it. I would try giving it to a dog to try, but I'm afraid they'd drool on the paper. Seriously, this form is not even 1/10th as hard as some of the forms I've seen here.
I don't hear back from him at all, so I email him about 12 hours later.
me wrote: |
I was hoping that I would have the forms returnd by now but Wetern union is closed now so i cannot send the money until at least tomorrow. i waited there all day. The good news is that while iw as in town , I got someone to install Yahoo Messenger for me.You can message me at xxxxxxxx there. |
I was thinking he wouldn't even show up. But... at 2am in "Cowpatty, MT"... I get an IM. After about 40 minutes, I decide to 'wake up' (which is me being added to his contact list) and play the part of a sleepy, confused person.
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governmentkids: <ding>
governmentkids: hello
*** You have been successfully added to governmentkids's contact list.
*** "governmentkids" signed on
me: hi
me: you there??
governmentkids: <ding>
me: its 2am here
governmentkids: yes
me: just woke up and saw th comp on
governmentkids: yes
governmentkids: i know
me: what time is ti there?
governmentkids: why did you not listen to me
me: i listened
me: i tried to send the money
me: did you fill out the form??
me: they wont let me send the money with out ti
governmentkids: guy go fuck
governmentkids: okay
me: what m suppsed to do?
me: ???
governmentkids: guy go fuck
me: you dont want the money???
me: what about the akids?
governmentkids: since they gave you a form forget it then
governmentkids: bye
me: you hva to fill out forms everhyaowere
governmentkids: bye
me: did u sneek the kikds in in ckargo containers????
governmentkids: your papa
me: i dn't know how its in the UK but u kandt do shit in tue us with kds w/o forms
me: gning back 2 bed
governmentkids: look
governmentkids: i said go and send the money
governmentkids: now you say form
me: i tried!!!
me: they wont let me
governmentkids: i am not going to fill any form
me: y???
governmentkids: go send money western union
governmentkids: or forget it
me: yes
me: need forms to do that
governmentkids: forget it then
governmentkids: i look for someone else
me: tey want 2 know y
me: they'll mak u send out forms 2.
me: did u kidnapp teh kids?!?!
me: iz taht y no formss??
governmentkids: bye
me: KIDNAPPER!!!!
*** You have been disconnected. |
Does this guy really and honestly think that forms are unusual? Maybe he thinks I should've bribed the WU people?
I'd love to know what'd happen if 100 people responded to this guy and they all demanded the EXACT SAME form... |
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SirCumsize
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 22
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:06 am |
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I would like to get involved and will be happy to send him some forms too. PM me his details. |
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catjan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
Posts: 74
Location: Kirkjubaejarklaustur, Poland, BJ1 KM4
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:54 am |
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I really don't have any further details than what's here and in the in the surplus letters section. This guy's definitely dense and not one to mince words.
The form I sent him was http://www.dphhs.mt.gov/formsapplications/cfsicpc100a.pdf but feel free to pick something actually evil... |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:12 pm |
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From all that we've seen of this jerkwad, he's totally lazy. If you don't send money, or if you ask a lot of questions, he's fast to drop you, and he comes unglued at the thought of actually doing anything. |
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ernieh1969
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Posts: 93
Location: If you find out, tell ME!
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:00 pm |
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The great thing is, while he is no fun to bait, hopefully real victims are not failing for his ignorance.
P.S. Wow - he really does get uptight when you call him a Duckhead. |
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Mr Ben
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 19 Feb 2007
Posts: 13
Location: UK
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:41 pm |
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Could you post what he said please ernieh?
He amused me so much the first time, I might have another go at him. Just to call him a duckhead again. |
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ernieh1969
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Posts: 93
Location: If you find out, tell ME!
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:54 pm |
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^^^ Nothing clever or special, just the typical "WHY DUCHEAD - GO WAY JOKE" stuff he gives. What was surprising is how FAST he responded. Only about 2 minutes.
Besides, I really liked your "Duckhead" - Been calling all my office mates that this week! |
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