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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:53 pm |
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This coming from my lad, after effort #4 to correctly complete the that my church requires for all funding:
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Dad,
What will I have done without you, you are so special despite all the error that I have made so far in the , you have been so patient ensuring that it goes well with me, i appreciate the patience, the care and the love shown towards me by you and the entire congregation.
God bless you all.
Please find herein in the attachment the .
Looking forward to hearing from you soonest.
Regards,
ur son, Austin |
Finally he got it right! Unfortunately I sent him an outdated version of the , and accounting is requiring that I submit the new version. Looks like he'll have to complete it again.
It's been awhile since I used the old Church angle, and I'd forgotten how kind and sweet the lads get. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:07 pm |
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Now, where is it? You´re making me curious. |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:19 pm |
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^^^ Here you go!
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_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:09 pm |
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Nice but where have I seen this letterhead before? Must have a look in my baiters´ forms archive. Have you used them before? They look familiar. |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:15 pm |
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^^^ Yeah, I've used them before. It's been awhile though.
I've also got a church application form that requires the lad to write out the poem "jabberwocky" in various languages, including Biblical Greek. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:12 pm |
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That´s it !! I know this from my long Eater Reading-Only period (a.k.a. training levels) |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:35 pm |
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I think I love this lad:
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Dad,
Oh thank you so much, I feel very relief hearing from you always despite the challenges I am going through here expecially for wondering around just for the reason of finding where to rest my head each passing night though it has been tough with me here but I know that tough times don't last long but tough people do.
Dad, honestly, I can't wait to getting out of this country, ha! it has been a real ugly experience but I thank God always, He has never fail or forsaken me at all, He alone maketh way where there seems to be no way, at least there is hope of my possibility of going back to my country now. Dad, supposing there is no you in my life as at now, what would I have done? (snicker...snicker)
Dad, thank you and the entire congregation, a million times, there is no way the whole world will not here this, as long as I live, this great assistance from you and the entire Church will always be on my lip as a songs to many. God bless you.
Dad, go to the retreat in the strength and the fullness of God, I await the immediate response from Sister Melinda. (I told him that I was going away to a couples only retreat, but Melinda in accounting would be sending him his money)
Regards,
Ur son, Austin |
This one claims that he is stuck in Ghana, and the little schnit is using gmail so there's no way I can trace where he is. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:45 am |
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And sometimes they bait themselves.
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Dad,
Does that means the Church will forsake and deny me the needed assistance since Sister Melinda was unable to trace any record bearing my name? Dad, should I still keep hoping or resolve to continue in starving and suffering as if am all alone in this world, Dad, I beg you, to work out something fast because I don't even have anything left on me now, I have sold the little clothes left to sustain my feeding pending when I shall hear from Sister Melinda but unfortunately it wasn't as I have expected.
Dad, the experience of passing each night in parks and uncompleted abandon buildings makes me sick and and my fears now is what about I now fall sick, what will be the outcome? God forbid!
Dad, be also aware that I have also sold my phone but in all these things, I know for sure that I am more than conquerors, I thank God for everything and I thank Him specially that I am born again so I speak as His oracle 1Pt 4:11.
I expect to hear from you soon and how did your retreat go? I guess all was well.
Your son,
Austin.
NB.
Dad, has it ever occur to you to expand this ministry to Africa at all? I urge to start thinking in that direction because your calling is a global one and you need not limit yourself within your country alone. |
I love a good church bait! |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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