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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Dear Beneficary,

I am commissioner Patrick Ofori Head of Anti corruption Unit here in Africa Ghana , I was order in our private meeting early last week with the United Nation that your Funds that have been in our country without been transfer to you because of one reason or the other, have been order to be released your funds to you. And you have been sending money to so call names that I cannot mention.

Am here to inform you that you need to stop sending money to anyone until your funds have been transfer to you, because we are tired of you American trying to insult our government because of the failure of you not getting your funds as a beneficiary’s, what I need from you his for you to be truthful and we will assist you to get your box here over to you in your country with without no problem, there will be no charges of documents. All that will be needed from you is the SEAL OF OATH, and once that is done I will have the power to make the transfer to you without any problem from any authorities.And you will have to promise us that the rightful owner of this funds you will take good care of them.

There will be no problem in getting your funds over to you, all you need is for you to be able to get the SEAL OF OATH and your funds will be transfer to you at once,

You can call me on my number below.

I wait for your urgent responds.

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Please dont insult Commisioner Patrick at [email protected]

I may have done it by accident, and he wasn't happy.

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Dear roys,
I hope you are okay,You insulted me calling me xxxxing xxxxxx?may God bless you and i promise you that you will never set your eyes on your funds.

Commissioner Patrick


He may be telling the truth there...

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Does Commisioner Patrick also not welcome abuse over the phone Roy?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm sure he would. You may never set eyes on your funds though...

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't worry, I have several tempting offers in my inbox.

That's another phone call booked for tonight then. Lets see how many sexual euphenisms I can get in before he twigs. I'll record and post it.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i have asked him if he knows of mr gomer from mr gomer.

yes or no will result in him being severly insulted. a new 2 mail insult modality which just came into my head.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oooo, goodie, I recently set up an email account just for this purpose. Thank you for the "lead"! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

But this was such an honest deal - no advance fees except for a seal of oath, and you could save money by simply catching your own seal of Orkney and sending Photos Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You know for high government officials these people sure have thin skins. You would think to reach that level of government you would be better prepared to deal with people being mad at you.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I didn't send him a disgusting bunch of insults either..... Razz

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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...Please dont insult Commisioner Patrick


Just sent...

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I called the commissioner at 3am. He was in bed with the Mrs:

http://media.putfile.com/Commissioner

The insults didn't seem to put him off much. Still, at least his Saturday Night sleepy time was spoiled.

Unfortunately it got cut off, but the last line was: "I've had a perfectly wonderful time....... and this wasn't it".

See how many insults you can spot. I was quite subtle.

Edit: I called again at half 3am.... he'd put voicemail on. A valuable lesson learned. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry, link fixed. I posted a copy in the Audio forum as well.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mugatu wrote:

The insults didn't seem to put him off much. Still, at least his Saturday Night sleepy time was spoiled.


Excellent Very Happy I really don't think he was listening to a word you said, though. You may as well have tried to sell double-glazing to him.

Hmm....

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was fond of, "Ordinary people live and learn, you just live." "Thank you."

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i think he might be trying to ring u here mugatu

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Dear Mr Gomer,
I have not heard of you,why are you sending me foolish email,if you want to work with me fine,but do not send that kind of mail to me again.

I try calling you but you number was swicth off.Get back to me as soon as possible and we can talk ok.

Commissioner Patrick


what to do.

1 work with him
2 insult

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What great timing, I just sent him a random insult email with the topic Transfer for Mr G*M*R or some such thing...what more is needed to convince him MrG is real. Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have something planned for him as well, since his number is a Ghana number, this works out perfectly. An arrest could make his week worse, let's see if I can work this out. Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Master wrote:

what to do.

1 work with him
2 insult
Why can't you do both? Insult him as he works for you. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Master: He wouldn't have been trying to call me, my insult fest was from a skype call so it left no number.
I do have a bait phone number but I've not given him that as I wasn't part of the email bait, and it could complicate it for other baiters.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I sent him a random "what the hell is going on, stop jerking me around, your phone is always busy or turned off" email and got this back almost immediately Very Happy

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Dear xxxxx,
I saw your call but that was too late at night and i do not do business at that time of the night,please i will want you to kindly send me your full contacts details and your direct phone number so that i can get you everything you need to get this funds transfered to you without any problem.

I wait for your urgent reply,

Your's faithfully,

Commissioner Patrick

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Abuse from me while asking about my money, I do like abusing lads Laughing

It has some swear words in it so if you may be offended please dont read aloud
Quote:
Dearest commissioner,

I dont mrean to sound rude but this has been going on for far too long, I have paid every fee asked of me and I have been made all kinds of promises as to when I will be getting my money but still nothing.

I have to say that you are the most incompetent commissioner i have ever seen, you are absolutely fucked, your a wanker, fuckwit and a fool, how can you be such and idiot and still hold that position, it has me well and truely fucked, you are as thick as 2 baords, you a sandwich short of a smorgas board, you have some wombats in the top paddock, you are not the sharpest tool in the car, in fact you are fucking dumb, now I suggest that you get onto the bank and sort out what the fuck is going on with my money and I demand an apology from you.

If you do not send me an apology i will run an add in the paper to show how stupid you are.

Now, redeem yourself and get me my money and give me truthful answers to my questions

Reply now dick head

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