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 Sherlock Homes and the Gold Derrieres

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GomerPyle
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Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

C'mon - 'fess up.

Who did this to a Lad ?

If the Lad is this stupid - I replied including Moriarty, dwile flonking and crinoid ossicles (and if you know what they are without using Google, you are either very sad, or like me rather clever Very Happy ).

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HELLO,


I AM FROM SHERLOCK HOLMES ASSOCIATION FOR WATSON SOCIETY.


I AM THE GREAT OOMPAH-LOOMPAH IN HERE AND HAVE OUTLANDISH BUSINESS KEG FOR YOU MY DEAR MORIARTY. SHERLOCK HOLMES ASSOCIATION FOR WATSON SOCIETY IS IN POSITION OF IMPORTANT INTERNATIONAL TRANSACTION OF GOLD DERRIERES. WE SELL GOLD DERRIERES EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD FOR PROPOSING THE WELFARE OF GOLD DERRIERES. GOLD DERRIERES ARE GOOD BUSINESS KEG BECAUSE WHEN INJECTING SEMINAL FLUID THEY PRODUCE MORE GOLD DERRIERES.


IT IS WIDELY TAKEN WITH EXTRAORDINARY GRAIN OF SALT THAT GOLD DERRIERES ARE THE FUTURE OF GOLD PRODUCTION AND MINES WILL BE MOST JUILLOYSLY UNDERMINED IN THE RECENT FUTURE. THIS IS WHY I OFFER YOU A FAMISHED OPPORTUNITY TO PURCHASE GOLD DERRIERES FOR VERY LOW PRICE OF $5,000 USD PER DERRIERE. PLEASE GET BACK ME FOR FURTHER DISCUSSION OF YOUR FUTURE TREPIDATION.


EMAIL ME WITH YOUR RESPONSE ON: [email protected]


SINCERELY.
ENGR. ROBERT SOFFEN
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Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
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…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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The Man
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I believe that Cyric is our hero. http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=148114&highlight=gold+derriere

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IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.

"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"

"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."

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NazoShinigami
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This sounds exactly like my line of expertise. Wink

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FrumpyBB
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I feel like replying to this "format" myself Smile but I better say "hi" to Cyric in a different way

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catjan
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love this letter! I can't believe that anyone would actually use something like this without reading one word. It's... amazing.

I found at least a few other people enjoying this work: http://www.thenoiseboard.com/index.php?&showtopic=194693
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

[Insert stoic and self confident bow to the audience here]

...

[Five seconds later insert little Cyric bunny hopping into sunset like an excited hamster screaming: "whee, it worked, it worked, I can't believe it worked!!"]

Anyway, I'm glad this has now officially landed in fellow baiters' email too. I received my own copy a while ago from another lad and have been baiting him for a while (feels absurd to bait my own script), so I hope this new one will give some of you the joy that my recent unfortunate massbait could not.

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Eight
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing This is very funny. Typical lad, though, Cyric - you think you're working together, and he's going freelance the minute he thinks you're not looking. Tsk. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^
I don't think this is any of my office bois. I spammed that script to literally hundreds of lads and made it look like it was intended for another member of my gang.
(Shameless advert: the technique is explained in Eater university's fake lad article written by Cyr...a very clever and devilishly handsome fake lad baiter who prefers to remain anonymous.)

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Pith Helmet Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso -> Lome, Togo

Pith Helmet Joseph: Accra --> Lome. "IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU TO STOP FOOLING AROUND INTERNET OKAY."

"YOU WILL REGREAT INSULTIN ME. WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES." -Idi.

"Hello", "Hello", "Are you a pineapple?" "Yes." -Phone conversation with a random lad now only known as "Mr. Pineapple".
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geller
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cyric wrote:
(feels absurd to bait my own script)


Doesn't that result in some bizarre divide-by-zero crash?

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BluthBanana
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lovely format, Cyric! I couldn't resist and had to give it a go...

Quote:
WESTERN UNION IS VERY ANTEDILUVIAN COMPANY PRONE TO BE USED IN ALL THE MOST PREPOSTEROUS BUSINESS DEALS AND YOU CAN REST 100% ASSURED OF CHAGRIN WHEN USING IT.


Normally we like to get lads off their script, but this has been a rare exception when I actually enjoy getting the next script. Excellent work! clapping

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is really great. It sounds like Mad Libs gone wild or something. Very Happy
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