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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:44 am |
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Got a quite funny opening email from a lad, just glanced through it and found something about HRH the King of Swaziland...
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My Dearest,
I apologize for using this medium to reach you , but it is due to
confidentiality and prompt access reposed on this medium. I would have
contacted you via normal post but it will take about two to three weeks to
get to you, hence I decided getting across to you via email and i am praying
that you will give me your firm support considering the fact that we have
not met each other before.
I have contacted you so that my late fathers
portfolio manager in London can release my late fathers deposits in a leading
mortgage institution to you since the terms of deposit stipulates that it can only
be released to me on the attainment of the age of 25, else, i shall have to nominate
my guardian to deal with them directly. I would have nominated any of my maternal
uncles but they seem to support the Ngwenyama Mswati's bid to have me as his
fourteenth wife, a proposal that have put me at risk in this country, with both my family
and the community threatening fire and brime-stone if i fail to comply with the instructions
of the king to relocate to the palace within fourteen days. My decision to reject the
proposal is simply personal, moreover i am not yet ready for marriage, let alone marrying
a man who already have thirteen wives.
King Mswati III rules over Swaziland, a poor and impoverished land in Southern Africa
with a population of about 1.1 million, his people live mostly in huts and survive on just the
equivalent of 50 American cents a day but that is the least of his worries. He appears bent
on breaking both his father’s and King Solomon’s record of the king with the most concubines
and wives. He is surely on his way though. Still in his 30s, he already has 2 fianc?es, 13 wives
and has ‘only’ managed to father 23 children till date.
The king apparently is a smart man, already thinking of the chastity of his future wives, just
like his late father King Sobhuza 11, he once banned teenage sex in his country, a ban which
he broke and eventually revoked when he married a 17 year old school girl and paid a fine of
a cow as a result, some people have life easy you may say.
This ban, a protectionist policy and measure was borne not out of love for his country nor to
stop the spread of HIV/AIDS which currently afflict over 40% of his kinsmen and women, but
rather to ensure that no other man touches the young girls, as any of them could still potentially
be one of his wives in the future.
I have simply resolved not to be one of his wives and i only need your help to have a better future.
I shall escape as soon as i secure my late fathers deposits overseas and also devote my life to
helping teenage girls who have suddenly become the targets of sexual harassment in this part of the world.
The link hereunder shall give you better information on how he is using his powers to oppress young girls
in the name of marriage and why so many of us dont want to be forced into marrying him:
http://www.news24.com/News24/Africa/News/0,,2-11-1447_1549527,00.html
Upon you consent i shall forward the telephone number and email address of
the portfolio manager to you so that you can contact him to negotiate the release
of the mortgage deposits to you by standing as my guardian. It is my intention to transfer
to a university in the United Kingdom to further my education as soon as the deposit is
released to you.
Thanks and God bless you.
Yours,
Mary Johnson
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Fined a cow? Oh my.
Now, if he was fined a goat he'd really have something to worry about! |
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sunshine
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Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Posted:
Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:18 am |
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Looks like a fun one to bait. Offer her two cows |
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