My first stab at romance baiting

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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 4:05 am

Normally I don't do romance baiting but what the heck? Why not? That's what I told myself when I got a spam message from Ivory Coast. Dumb mugu also doesn't know the difference between the BCC box and the CC box so I sent a bunch of email addresses to a mod. Alot of them look like other lads. Laughing

Obviously this mugu's first language is not English, it's French as was evidenced by the first email. I figured it would be fun to make them communicate in English and pull them off script quickly. I was not disappointed.

Initial email, in French:

Quote:

bonsoir Mr/Md
excuse moi pour le dérangement je m appelle Estelle gore j'ai 29 ans je suis en cote d'ivoire .Je travail dans une pharmacie comme pharmaciennes je vie seul depuis 7 ans. alors je viens en ce message pour avoir des amies pour dialogue et bien ce connaître. Ces dans mes recherche sur le net que j'ai trouver votre adresse mail j'ai décide de vous écrit et aussi et de vous connaître ci sa ne vous gène pas si aussi je pouvais avoir une photo de vous.
merci de bien vouloir me lire.
bisou
Est3lle gore

I asked if "she" spoke English and the hilarity starts.

Quote:

Mr Good / Mdexcuse me for the inconvenience I called Estelle gore I have 29 years I cote d'ivoire. I work in a pharmacy as a pharmacist since I live only 7 years. then I come to this message for friends and dialogue to know what. These in my research on the net that I find your e-mail I decide to writing and also, and you know it's not disturb do if I could also have a picture of you.The kindly read me.

So I put together something about how I was a lonely, rich widower. I also sent her a picture, of Jerry Falwell. Laughing

This just came in:

Quote:

another thank you for your reply liver Shocked

, I want to tell you that you are really beautiful on your photo as you be single this gives me the desire to know more and see more if possible because I too am single I live alone and I work in a pharmacy like I met a man know and see if can pursue a relationship you want me amoureuse.your friendship and later to see that you are also on this single to meet one day if possible.
I'll leave a picture of me.
thank you for your reply and I still like to have a response from you and thank you kisses

More to come hopefully.

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 4:44 am

This gets even better than I ever thought. The mangling of English is horrific. I'm guessing some translation tool is being used.

Quote:

salvation still a liver thank you for your message I like to tell you that I am really glad that you like my work and that you d acort with me but I like to know what you like to have an extremely femmme you still want you married if you know many women with whom you speak because this is the purpose of recherche.si yes on to organize a meeting two with regard to your question is c word in English is:douleur when I say you can include a spoken French I tell you me what you do in life and what have you fairy tale dream me as a man who for m love my life for him and stay with a family.
more kisses and I love you even read

Someone has been up late in Abidjan.

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

sir scam alot wrote:

Normally I don't do romance baiting but what the heck? Why not?

Once you feel the love, you're hooked. Laughing

Jerry Fallwell's a great choice!

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:28 am

The fact that "she" speaks French and struggles to do this in English makes it even better. "She" is already off script by now.

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:32 am

I think her english translator is hilarious!

So, you are her "liver"?

Jerry Falwell - I'm still laughing over picturing her/him opening your picture.

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:40 am

Apparently I am her lover already and we just met today. I can't wait to figure out what her first emergency is that I have to send money for. Whatever it is, I'm sure it'll meet all sorts of problems, and chops.

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:59 am

Keeping her busy

Quote:

yes I understand, of what you want me I called my searches for a sincere friendship and that to last aboutire which is something good because if there is a good relationship with two friends this to be a good thing because it I want c is a man who for m aimerpour my heart not my beauty because I have good n amour..et heart full of yourself you want to have a friendly meeting and as seriously if you want good,

And this gem after I told her I was scammed by a Pinay ladyboy.

Quote:

I want to tell you that this is not the scam I really want a serious relationship with a person lio well and prove that I love with all my heart because I also I have ever been in my research scam not a Belgian wanted my money and saying he quil m love when I have wanted to be a help in my country and it domarge re not come in my country that my bad, but much FAOR as we say everybody are not the same thing net are good person and for me you're a good person then see your picture on the left this time to know and see more if you want to do laissont but not too much time passes because I'm not very patient .
thank you to read and answer my demais I stayed I must go to meet your message tomorrow

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:55 am

In fact the French is not really good neither Very Happy

And it's obviously an automatic translation...
So bad French + auto translation to English = Hilarious Laughing

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:51 pm

So we've been going back and forth for the last couple of days and "she" sent me messages saying how she was falling in love with me. "She" has sent me two pictures, both obviously stolen from a dating site. I told her she was beautiful and if she had ever considered becoming a model. I got this:

Quote:

hello I just read your message and answer your question.et Yes I do love my manequinarge the way here are really hard and if I had someone to help m I to already be a model because it requires a lot of 'effor.et if I ever decided to be a model for m aid you in this adventure? told me how it works because I know nothing in this area that I seek the man of my life and if another opportunity comes for me I started with great courage.
thank you kindly not read and respond

I think I'm going to tell her I have a friend who is a modeling agent and pictures are needed. Wink

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:09 pm

Im sure you will make a great "liver" ! Laughing

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Every time I saw "liver" I picture that Beavis and Butthead episode with Butthead saying "Ow. My liver"

This is classic...and proves the adage Babelfish English is NOT English.

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:12 pm

This is great Smile

Yeah oviously she just copy and paste her "French" into google or any automatic translation tool.

Foie = Liver
Foi = Faith

She just forgets the "e" Wink

EDIT : no, she puts an extra "e", she has so much faith in you!

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:51 pm

I'm already like a kid with a toy a week after Christmas, bored with "her". Then again, if anyone wants to take over as my lawyer and kill me off, let me know. Her abuse of the English language is shocking.

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:07 am

Please Sir, I think I,m a little confused, could you please explain how you see over the counter in the chemist shop

Quote:

I work in a pharmacy as a pharmacist since I live only 7 years.

I know blokes that like older woman, but this is ridicules, unless she's prepared to wait

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:01 am

My first love bait was scripted. Oh well...

I just picked up another one. Still trying to find true "liver" for my character... Laughing

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