Lad Thinks I am a Guyman

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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:08 pm

2 different lads, same script just about getting ready to be a third lad also. I am waiting for his scripts as well.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:09 pm

Cammy sent her details to him earlier - no need to tell him that there's no address given for his "contact person".

I'll be needing a form from him to establish my status as a contractor - as a holder of a Commonwealth Concession, Cammy has to report this income. Is there such a form somewhere that can be modified to suit?

I'm not sure where I'll take this - I was thinking of borrowing part of the Buzy Bee's modality and having Cammy's "boyfriend" (Esq's Professor) destroying the cheques out of jealousy because otherwise she would be earning more than him.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:12 pm

That would be great! I am just re- working his scripts, and you know the second script he sent you, well I am re-working that one now. You will love what I am doing to his script, as he needs to have a company logo, and what a better logo then the male gay pride symbol? Not a basher, but since they are so scared of hopmosexual's I figured that should be included.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:31 pm

Here is his new re-worked script, let me know when you get it:

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:30 pm

Ok, I have been in conversation with him and he thinks I can print checks. He told me he has 2 of you guys that gave him the information to send the checks to. How do I make it like I sent the checks to you guys? Is there a service I can use?

or should I just say that I printed them up and mailed them by post and you guys can confirm by saying that you got them?

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:43 pm

I got his mail finally and responded.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:47 pm

sir scam alot wrote:

I got his mail finally and responded.

And this straight from the horses mouth

Quote:

This once are sure Jobs okay.Lewt this once move okay..the new once gave gave me i want it t look like a company..i dont want to rush them..i told them that we are still looking into thier applicantion

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:53 pm

Excellent. I'm looking forward to warping this lad's mind. Twisted Evil

I wonder if he will understand this initial wesponse:

Quote:

I am vewy, vewy intewested. Pwease let me know how I would get wob like this.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:55 pm

I told him I already have a very good job at a plastic federation, and willing to do business with plastics 'mouldings' and latex supplies ..

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:00 pm

Ok, when I tell him i sent you guys the checks, I have to send them by post because I can't locate a fedex or ups account to send you the checks, you will have to tell him you got them so that way we can keep this going.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:07 pm

o, damn .. seems I'm on my own with him and my condom factory ..

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:11 pm

Ok so he is getting panicky, seems you guys have him pretty well hooked!

so i sent this off to him just now:

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:13 pm

Did he send out the second reply that I made for him to you guys yet? Just curious.......

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:25 pm

NEWS FLASH!! NEWS FLASH!!

I just want to thank everyone that is helping with this! He really,truly believes in me now, and he is now putty in everyone's hands. Maybe we can all work to get him moving, how about Chad, I hear it's a lovely time of year there.... Twisted Evil

Quote:

But bro i respect u..i dey see reply for ur formart ..i see money n my front now..and i believed u so much now...

Pl let move this once first and i am till working on other maga's.One love bro.

This is fucking awesome!!!!! and all it took was 30 emails, can you believe that? Only 30!

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:34 pm

Chad sounds like a wonderful place for a lad to visit. If he hasn't already asked where you are, tell him in Abeche, working from the only cafe on Hospital Road. Let him think it's a mugu paradise and he needs to meet with you there. Perhaps one of our T.W.A.T leaders can help move him there.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:36 pm

Well, I told him I was a USA guyman, but now that we are buddies, I can tell him the "truth" now about my "real" location.
Hmmmm..... wonder how I could bring this up casually in conversation?

Any suggestions? Thanks!

Opk, Chad is where he will be going, is everyone ready to make this a true mass bait and send him to Chad?

edit: to add an idea

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:42 pm

Or you can refer him to your contact in Chad. I have a couple of lad-sounding addresses I can give you access to if you want.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:51 pm

Ok I could try that, but his last email to me said he was drunk and he wanted to wait to send me the other maga's he has tomorrow when his eye was clear.... Shocked

I could send him that stuff now while he is drunk, the change of address.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:53 pm

Just let me know the plan so we can see about sending him somewhere uncomfortable, like the back of a Volkswagen? (Anyone know where that quote is from?) Razz

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:57 pm

Chad it is... i am going to let him know tomorrow my "real" location.... and all of us baiting him can start sending him on his journey...especially after this:

And if we all succeed in getting him to Chad, we all get to wear shiny new pith helmet's, as i only have one right now, and would love to add another!

Quote:

Thank bro...u are indeed a good guy...

And this in same mail:

Quote:

And i am a bit drunk and i dont want to fuck up..i hope u understand that..Butiu work 24 hours..I might still reply them as soon a s my eye is clear

Also, he thinks I am a guy, and he is being baited by a woman!!! Ha Ha Ha

And I don't know where that quote is from....sorry

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:05 am

Quote is from "Mallrats". Funny movie. Of course the uncomfortable place they're talking about isn't Chad. I'd like to move this lad as far from home as possible, maybe even Sudan. I also have plenty of lad bank accounts that we can play with to make him think we can also launder the money through. I'd tell him that Western Union is no good anymore and that it is being watched by the EFCC for fraudstars and their payments. Of course, that leaves bank accounts wide open and of course, we have plenty of those available. We can also tell him that Chad is the new mugu paradise and no EFCC there to harass him. The possibilities are endless here.

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:09 am

EXCELLENT!!! Do you want me to just convince him and stuff? but at some point when the money keeps falling through, he is going to have to meet me Twisted Evil

The creativity juice in me is flowing now............

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:16 am

Must be doing well for himself if he can afford to get "a bit drunk". Also, if he goes on a safari this early he'll earn the name "Captain premature ejaculation" from me.
Best of luck!

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:35 am

Yeah, get him warmed up and then once these payments start having problems, we'll let him know that Chad is the place to go. Meanwhile, we can start dropping hints about how great Chad is and how your other mugu friend (me) is making tons of money from there and the government is looking the other way. In other words, it's a freaking paradise. Laughing

Copy in centralbankoflagos at gmail dot com and do the intro to . Wink

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:36 am

Ok, I will email him tomorrow about the Chad lad at the email you suggested. What should I say, that I have a friend that wants to meet him and he already has money from maga's for doing such a good job? Something along those lines?

I also told him I will be sending checks today,and they were already printed out, so I guess you guys will get checks later this week? Maybe by Friday I guess?

He also is going to be giving me real victims names as well, should I PM a mod when I get those so they can be warned?