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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...


PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Howdy, once again I need a caption for a photo. Thanks in advance for coming up with a brilliant response.

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"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson

pony pony pony <--I got ponies! Wahhooo!
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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 15025
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"OK, I scratch my back and then you - hang on, that's not right..."

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 183
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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scammerbringiton
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 29 Jun 2007
Posts: 29
Location: some where else


PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey if we squeeze our butts in any more we gonna need another tub of antiwrinkle cream..........

sorry couldnt resist it.


Mod edit: Combined posts. When posting, if you want to add something within a few minutes, please use the edit button.
Thanks. -Ima
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter


Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions


PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"I swear to God officer!! We had no idea that was a PUBLIC restroom!!"

Edit: Switched some words around.

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Safari - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
Safari - Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
Safari - Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
Safari - Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
Safari - William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
Safari - Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
Safari - Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
Golden Pith - Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - Shocked - "SAVE ME"
pony pony Pretty Rose Suitcase Mortar 17
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life


Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand


PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 4:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Rodin had to reject the three applicants for the job of model, as none of them had brought their own discus as instructed.

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This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
"I have just came out from the bank with the most humiliation of my life." Dissapointed Lad after a trip to the MG agency.
"tell you die, fuck you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ooooooo" Samull the scammer on being burned
Safari (Samull's trip from Cotonou, Benin, to Lagos, Nigeria, to meet the lovely Steffy)
Mortar x3
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Tommo Shanter
Swiss Toni


Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5379
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides


PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The last three remaining Chippendales come out of retirement in 2055 for the reunion tour. Sponsored by Zimmer, Stanner Stair Lifts and Viagra.

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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
Closed lad accounts x135 (at 26/9/2008) Easter Egg 2013 Cellphone x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah

pony pony pony Pretty Rose Pretty Rose Pretty Rose Goat
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irishemigrant
I Told You So


Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4872
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E


PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

JMR, Jojo and ProfS&S entertain the ladies at the Eater 5th Birthday Celebrations

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SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams

http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait

Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
Easter Egg 2012 pony pony <-- Because you have earned them. Wink Goat Goat Golden Goat Mortar x8 Closed lad accounts a few x 13
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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 15025
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Casting calls for the stage show of 300 met with mixed success.

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 183
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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Corona
Eater's sweetheart


Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8633
Location: On ya left!


PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bad to the bone! Laughing Laughing Laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7VsoxT_FUY

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Pretty Rose Pretty Rose Pretty Rose pony pony pony Nurse Nastys Audi TT Nurse Nastys Audi TT Nurse Nastys Audi TT GoatGoatGoatEaster EggEaster 2015Mc Fry Mc Fry
Mortarx? Closed lad accountsx? Pith Helmet
Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari
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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 15025
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Does all the money really have to go to charity?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 183
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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Roycropper
Undead Moderator


Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7993
Location: Luxury Coffin


PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

As they put on their latest disguise, the Mission Impossible team started to have their doubts.....

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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
Pith Helmet 10
x4 United Kingdom New Zealand Mortar Closed lad accounts Sand Timer 6Yrs Tattoo x6 Flying Monkey
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter


Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1078
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail


PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Candidates for governor of California

Village People reunion

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Safari Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Sand Timer Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
Closed lad accounts A few more
United States United Nations
Ireland United Kingdom Switzerland Germany Netherlands France Italy Spain Ukraine
South Africa Nigeria Ghana Australia Japan China Malaysia
Argentina Columbia Panama
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money

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Simba
master of subtlety


Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4092
Location: Bila Shaka


PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

On his first day in the Mod lounge, Simba was amazed at the display of machismo shown by the senior Mods....... Wink

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Golden Pith=5imba Safari Camps
Safari=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
Safari=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
Safari=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
Safari=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
Safari=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
Safari=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
Safari=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
Safari=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
Safari=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
SafariSafariSafari=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.

Ivory Coast Nigeria Sierra Leone Somolia Liberian Flag Gambia South Africa Kenya Angola Flag Guinea Bissau Burkina Faso Ghana Mali cameroon Benin Senegal Togo
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luckey
Moderator


Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5629
Location: Check the lost and found


PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Simon says strip to your undies.

Simon says flex.

Hands behind your head.


Oop! I didn't say "Simon says"

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Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased.
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geller
Master Baiter


Joined: 08 Sep 2008
Posts: 113


PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

MOD EDIT: Deleted for content. Joke or no, it's political. If you need a better understanding of our stance on such postings ... well you should know by now where to look. -- JMR

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Closed lad accounts x4
"I will also want to let you know that you can use some part of the fund to encourage some of your friends to join your lifestyle by intiseing them with money." - Rebeca
"You are stupid. [...] You have proved to be a criminal. Do not write me again or I will send the FBI after you." - Jerry
"If you ever write me again then I will know you’re the worst IDIOT on earth." - Chuks
"each time i recieve your mail you make me feel sick,bad luck to you ,i have already gooten an helper so forget about me, i can not live or deal with a junky,joker,lier like you" - Nene
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smartbomb
** Retired **


Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air


PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

With the credit crunch biting hard and movie work drying up, Steve Martin took drastic action ...

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Ivory Coast x8 United Kingdom x49 Spain x5 Nigeria x6 United States x3 Switzerland Netherlands x3 Turkey Estonian Flag x10 Malaysia x4 Ukraine Denmark Ghana x2 Russia Indonesia Thailand Germany France x2 Benin x4 Togo United Arab Emirates South Africa x2 Australia Canada Iraq Flag China United Nations
pony Mortar x7 Closed lad accounts a few
Click Here for Free Wigs !

i am no more a baby for going through this kind of stress for 200 pounds. : Hammed - Another satisfied MT7N S3cur3 customer.
l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser


Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny


PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Image

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"nice try you want to spam my box asshole"
"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr [email protected] [email protected]
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
M00seknuckle co-bait Safari Mrs ldris, Abidjan to Cotonou Safari P3ter x2, Nigeria to Cotonou, Warri to Abuja
Benin Mortarx? Closed lad accounts(only Alan knows)
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE PORN]</a> pony
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else


PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"I told you guys it would have been a lot less work if we'd all bought motorcycles"

or

<in harmony, straining for the high notes> "Happy Birthday, Mr President....."

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STgvgX-MTxE "I don't think much of the backing dancers"

or just

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EfMhu3eik0

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200+ sites killed, from these countries => United Kingdom Netherlands Russia Nigeria Switzerland Ukraine South Africa Germany United States Canada Senegal Benin Spain Ghana Ivory Coast Cambodia Flag United Nations

pony pony pony Closed lad accounts Mortar

Like my flags? Want some of your own? Let justjay teach you how to kill sites here (clicky).

Hobbes may have retired, but get his brilliant WriteJunk here (clicky) and never touch a .dll again

Proud to be a mouth-breather who posted a load of shit, disappeared into the night but mysteriously reappeared after a long absence
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Scam-Beezi
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 21
Location: The inner macroverse of the inverted rectum


PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Interviewer: "And your particular cause in this year's Mr. Universe Competition sir?"

Guy on right: <Glances at the bulges of the other two> "With a weapon this small? Hell I'm in it for world peace...!"

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Closed lad accounts x 2 - "Your Iphone herpes sent with is."

It is better to be silent and then thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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midnitedriver
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 14 Apr 2008
Posts: 76
Location: anywhere


PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 5:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

after 40 years of police line ups, maby ill get picked today

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if a man speaks in the forrest, and noone is around to hear him, AM I STILL WRONG?
http://www.ip-adress.com/
www.otr.net somthing to listen to
"Actully my marriage is arranged by my parents,And my wife is my cousin.She is completely illetrate"
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world


PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 5:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Image

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pony pony pony

Fight My Brute
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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 15025
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Image

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 183
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41


PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One, Two, Three...FLEX! Ok, Oxygen??!!!

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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
Mortar x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little !
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...


PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You guys are some of the funniest people I know! Makes me wonder about ya. For the past 6 years 4 co-workers and myself have been selecting photos and creating captions for them on a weekly basis. The winner gets to take the other 4 out for coffee on Fridays. I can usually come up with a good photo but fall short on the captions. So thanks bunches for your submissions!

p.s. I selected Wokabo's.

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"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson

pony pony pony <--I got ponies! Wahhooo!
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wummer
Hello I'm New here!


Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 3
Location: cloud 11


PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"these airport security checks are getting worse"
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