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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:18 am |
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I'm not picking up any new lads at the moment (got my plate full), so when I receive scam mail in my regular e-mail address, I just delete it.
But today, I got this letter from a scammer who was so lazy, that he didn't even bother to steal another scammer's verbose script.
| Lazy Bastard wrote: |
I am William simon,when i saw your Email Contact on internet when
Searching,i decided to tell you about my situation,i have been
diagnosed with cancer and i need your help in distributing my funds of
$58m to charities.please get back to me on my private email is below
if you
will help me: [email protected]
God bless you
William Simon. |
And that's it.
I didn't put this in the Surplus 419 Scam Letters section with its header because I assume no one would want to bait someone who doesn't even spend more than one minute on his opening letter script. |
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 247
Location: Far East LA
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:32 am |
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My reply to him will be short but sweet:
"How am I to help?" |
_________________
"all this name list and people are the trueful people that i want you to deal with not this idiots but imposters scammer like Obi Won Kenobi," James S
"Bastard! That's what you really are,I have taken your insults for too long son of a bitch!"
"I am in receipt of your email, but the contents beat my imagination."
"May your anuse turn back." Joe Morengi
"You better run for your life, because the FBI are coming to your house tomorrow to kick your ass out of your house." Barr. Jonathan
Mr kelvin Jordon that call you from our branch office in canada explain that the chicken background voice has been querried, claiming the voice was his telephone ringing tone, therefore accept my deepest appology for that. |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:05 am |
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Maybe if you're lucky, he'll reply back with more than his Western Union details. |
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mcstability
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 May 2008
Posts: 49
Location: Watching, waiting...
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Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:57 am |
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Huh, you think that's bad, this miserable missive was recieved from a lotto lad:
Needless to say, i replied 
Edit: masking. |
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