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 My Lad is in a Gum Tree ?????

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scambuster3
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is a damn funny thing to say to an Australian

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DEAR xxxxx,
TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU MY DEAR FRIEND .
I HAVE JUST GOT YOU EMAIL.I AM SO SO SORRY
ABOUT EVERY THING THAT IT HAS COST YOU.

I AM REALLY IN A GUM TREE
AT THE MOMENT(DIFFICULT SITUATION THATS IS FINANCIAL SNAG)


AND I NEED THIS MONEY BEFORE TOMOROW.

BELOW IS A VERIFIED BANK ACCOUNT PLEASE YOU
CAN SEND THE MONEY TO ME VIA ACCOUNT BELOW.



He then went on to give me his account, I guess it must be tough to be up a gum tree Twisted Evil, maybe he is on the lookout for the Western Union man Question

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Time to teach him some more Australian slang then... tell him you're flat out like a lizard drinking as you try to get the money to him, but since you're somewhere beyond the Black Stump it's hard to do, and anyway finding the right people isn't easy because they're racing at Manangatang.

Edited because it's flat not falt.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

....With lots of plum trees, a sheep or two, a kangaroo.
A clothesline out the back, verandah out the front
And an old rocking chair......


Ask him how the drop bears are. Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Has he seen Rolf Harris? That is enough to scare anyone, get him to quote the words for "Tie me kangaroo down" as a secret confirmation code in all emails from now on

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He'll need to watch out for the drop bears.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Have him post a Rolf Harris picture and sign off with "I come from a land of plenty"...It's stretch I know, but the Lad may go for it.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That is a very strange place to keep your lad. He must have a wireless connection.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ask him how he can sleep while his bed is burning and find out how he likes his Vegemite sarnies

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 4:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ask him to tame the koalas.

@Irish - hey, I like Rolf Harris. Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe you could introduce your French lawyer, Jake Le Peg? The one with the extra leg. Diddledidlediddleum. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ask him where's the jumbuck he put in his tuckerbag... bloody oath he'd better be fair dinkum!

Ask him his name and whatever it is, tell him he'll be called Bruce from now on, just to avoid confusion.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him if he needs money to go to Centrelink, Just ask for Hank

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