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 I am neither a prostitute nor a gay inhaler

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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm all of those things and a bit more. Laughing

I think I;ve found an offshoot of Shorty's family, and I'm gonna home in on this baby like a bluebottle on dog doos. Laughing

This was his reply to my 'you mailed me so now you'll suffer' script, that mistakes what they're offering as a gay invite. Very Happy

I love that a low life scammer can have righteous indignation that I do not take him seriously and with respect.

Okay brother - I'll take you seriously - let's see how you like dem apples. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil I'm coming to get your chickens. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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Subject: Do not attract the wrath of God upon yourself

I am neither a prostitute nor a gay inhaler.
I am only but a student who desire to be somebodyin future by the special grace of God, not by my power but by the spirit says the Lord of Host. I implore you to read your bible for God's direction.

If it might interest you, this business is not for irresponsible men or women but for tactful and perfect gentle men and women.
I believe i had given you enough opportunity but if you still want to try again, just come down here in person, then i will know if you are serious or not.

Enough of this critic/peotry. I am not a comedian either.
If you are for a deal just do as i say by forwarding a letter of application to the Director of the security company. He is the only person to give you the right direction because from the look of things, you are being biased and besides, this is not a child's play but real time forum for the matured minds.
Good day sir,
Fatou.


The things is I hate pompous tu**s even more than scammers, and he's both. Welcome to G0mer world.

Edited to add - now that's going in my siggy line - and I'll update Shorty's best quote too - something to do with chickens maybe.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gay inhaler? I don't know what that is... Slightly, can you explain?

What a hilarious email. That is good stuff.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah. I can explain.

A "Gay Inhaler" is for unhetero asthma.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I am not a comedian either.

No, leave that to Gomer, Fatou can play the straight guy.

Just what did you send to get that reply though?

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nothing many of you haven't sent out in your normal lives Very Happy

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Good day fatou ,

I have to say that if you had been honest and up front about your sexual preferences we could have made arrangements that could have avoided all this
unpleasantness.

Now that I have the good fortune to have this money I wonder if it would be possible that we could plan to meet up and I could set you up somewhere where we
could enjoy some time together.

Please send me a photo of yourself so that I can judge whether you would make me a good partner.

If you make it something I can appreciate with some clear note of your love and affection for me I would be happy to make an instant transfer in your favour. I have to own to having a special inclinaton to ward Roman Gladiators so if you can dress like one showing your desires with a poster I would be eternally grateful and would reimburse your costs and expenses.

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I smell a trophy.
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