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Nurse Nasty
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hello Fellow Gimps,

It had been such a long time since I published a bait, so here it goes. It's fairly old, but ran it's course over 16 months. Now I've burned my fair share of lads, but this burn was by far my worse. It ran 2006 and 2007. I only ever shared it with a few people, but completely forgot to publish it.

This bait is nasty and naughty. If pictures are marked NSFW, they are REALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Please get yourself a hot chocolate or beer, sit back and scroll.

Alrighty then. A lad I picked up from another member alerts me of this porn hungry wanna be actor/scammer. I introduce 'Jenny bangbang'. Porn management specialist. Now I type a lot. I can't help myself...

Oh I do apologize to those who find my dirty writing, and perverted sense of humour offensive. If you are offended by cheap smutty humour, then move along.

Our possible Porn Star. Mr. Michael
Me. Porn Management Specialist - Jenny jameson (aka Jenny Bang Bang)

After the initial contact emails and the usual run around. I offer my services to Michael. He was very receptive to becoming the next international porn sensation.

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Hello, Sorry to email you but I have had this email passed onto me by one of my swinger club members. She told me about the fresh new bodies out there wanting to get a start in the industry. I actually operate a few websites that caters to the needs of men and women. It's very private, as my work is. I also do some amateur porn here in London and the USA. I run a post production facilities out of my dungeon and produced high quality images and video.
Anyway. I usually check my emails at least 3 times a day whenever I am not working. I have a laptop on set most days, so if you could please tell me who you are and what you are talking about. Its possible one of my saucy girlfriends has sent this me as a joke, but if your serious I would like to know more. If it's information you seek, then I suppose as a favour I could answer a few questions.

Jenny.


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Hello Jenny!

I am really interested in being a porn actor but the situation here in Nigeria does not accept that so i dont know how to get started.
I would so much appreciate it if you can help me maybe to join your club/production and what ever it will take please tell me and i am ready to do it.

These are few things about me, i'm 1.83m tall, dark skin guy, 22 of age, good body physique, 7.2inches dick which would be testified by those who take it even you. You can ask for whatever you wish to know more about me in your subsequent mails and i promise you i will give you all it takes to get hooked up.

Have a nice time.

Michael.


Have a nice time? Don't worry Michael... we are...

It didn't take much to appeal to his inflated ego.

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Hello Michael,

How are you? I'm glad you wrote back. I was emailed by one of my friends Mimi who is far too busy, plus its not what you know - its who you know and how big your assets are. I do a lot of work in this industry. Truth be told it's not hard to get into it, but it is a specialist field. I sort of manage a few sites, although my area of expertise is recruitment and basic questions and answers. I usually organise photographers and video shoots, mainly through my home business. I have made a good living out of it, but because of the community at large frown upon my work we usually have to use stage names. My real name is Jenny Jameson, and I still do some video porn but mainly I make the films. We have several in production.

The best advice I can give is get yourself a portfolio together. I suppose I could help you out with that. Advice anyway. I see quite a few men who all want to get into this industry so they can fuck beautiful women all day. You know what I mean Michael. I really need to know if I am going to help you out that you are serious about this. I usually only have about an hour a day to get my emails out of the way.

Seeing as you are in Nigeria, it may be quite difficult to get local work, and depending on how keen you are you may have to fly to either to the UK, Europe or USA. It's a very tough business, but you have to be tough to survive. Look Michael I have a few ideas about what we can organise locally for you, but remember that not everyone is open to this type of work. So be careful whom you tell. If my mother knew she wouldn't be happy.

I suppose the first step here is what you look like. This is where getting your portfolio together. What usually happens is that all the men who send me their portfolios consist of a 12 page spread of themselves in various poses, showing off their big dicks. Soft and hard. They also have three or four shots of themselves with women, and some even with many women. The photos need to be very good quality. The more professional it looks the better, but also any badly lit image can be touched up and I have people who do that. Do you have a photographer you can trust? And any female friends who may be willing to help you pose?

Look Michael I could type all night, so if you're interested I could help get your portfolio together. I could then put it in my files and even hand a few copies around to a few directors who do the films. You should also keep in mind that you should be required to perform all sorts of sex acts. Do you like giving and receiving oral sex? Straight pussy work, anal, threesomes, foursomes, gang bang, group, fantasy, female and male domination (that's being tied up and beautiful women having their way with you. I personally like it all. The perks are great in this industry, and the money can be good. Some of my girls and boys make around $1500 per sex scene, sometimes 4 scenes and film and maybe 3 shoots a week. It can add up and before long you could be earning quite a bit of money.

I hope I helped Michael. I suppose I would like to see what you look like first. This industry is very picky and they love men with good bodies and big dicks. The harder the better. If you have a camera take a few pictures of yourself with soft dick, and some hard. Also pose a bit, pretend you're on film. I will then give you few suggestions and I guess we can go from there. If your pictures are good enough I may even get you to sign up with my company. We could even get some work for you in Nigeria with a few women and yourself. You send the pictures and we send you the checks. Everyone wins.

Hope to speak to you soon. Feel free to ask me anything. I am not shy and I've seen it all before. If you're shy then you're in the wrong industry.

JJ


yawn... yes you have reached the end of my response...
Michael is keen.

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Good day Jenny,
It is really nice of you finding time out of your fixed schedule to send a whole of inormativ message. I really appreciate it.I am willing to do nything you ask me to do and promise to go to any lenght to do that but to erase one thing in your mind about me.I ma not really freacked about fucking the ass of a beautiful lady, all i am hooking up to you for is o make money through the industry and i know without hooking up like this i my oe be a ble to do that.Presently, i am a student runing and also engage in the publication of an entertainment magazine.I have photographers that i do take along to shows but it is very hard to trust themyou know ten can tend to play prnks on me but talking about gurls i can trust, i think i have lots of them but i do ot know the length at which they can go. I do not know how to tell you how serious i am but in any way you can help please do, I can perform all sorts of sexual act as you have rightly stated all i need from you is to get started and wht ever you need me to do i will do. If you can also help me set up my portfolio kindly do and test run me since you love itand if that will warrant any forfitment i will do but not tyhe monetary aspect. Currently i have a passport photgoraph which i will send to you but the other photograph i will snd as soon as i get someone i can trust cos after taking the picture i will have to wash it in the dark room which i do not have presently.Jeny kindly help me out, I will try as hard as possible to feed you with all you request of me. About my dick, I am not interested in the size, but what i can make out of it is what really matter. I make them go crazy cos i can do it right. Jenny let's get down to it and you will not wanna let me leave. About my look, I an not handsome but i believe the industry is about satisfying ones estasy. This is all what i have got to sayJenny kindly do your best for me.Thanks Jenny and have a nice day.


He's keen, and he's still trying scam some money out of me. Silly mugu. I don't do anything for free! I want results... and you in the nude with many people holding my sign.

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Hi Michael,

Great to hear from you. I am keen to help people, because people helped me when I was starting up. Plus I see a real opportunity here to possibly cater for those who are interested in seeing African sex. African women specifically are incredibly beautiful, so are the men. I have a real soft spot for African men.

Michael, I would be very interested in helping you out, especially with your portfolio, maybe even getting yourself and a few women (big tits of course) into a few photos. I will email you a portfolio of a man who I use for some pictures and in a film we are producing, well the graphics guy has finished the cover anyway. We hope to release before Christmas. I saw your passport picture. There is nothing wrong with you at all. I think your very handsome. Trust me Michael, there are a lot of butt ugly men fucking the most beautiful women in the world. I can personally vouch for that. I've had to screw some men who had been hit with a ugly stick.

Look I am rambling I've had a very big weekend. I guess if your seriously interested in maybe getting yourself in my books I could sign you up officially. Then send me some sample shots of yourself, and with women. We can then work on getting your portfolio shot and sent to me. How do you normally process your pictures? Also please tell me how many people, including yourself is there involved with your ideas about producing porn? I need to know how many men, and how many women?
Michael. I am here to help. You seem very eager and I have never used anyone from Africa. If something works with you. We could possibly try and do a African porno film? All African.
Let me know when you have your pictures ready I am very keen to see you in action. What I normally do is send people who want to work in pictorials and film is my company logo, which you can print out (in colour of course) and get the logo in every shot.
I will call my graphics boys to send me one and I will send it through later on.
Let me get a few things together to show you how your portfolio pictures should look like. I will also get my graphics people to send me the DVD cover design for my new film UK FUCK PARTY... trust me its very wild...
I have to go Michael, but I will get back to you. I'm usually very busy, and I have other clients. So if your serious I really need to see you in action.

Jenny J.


I actually made up a DVD cover specifically geared with jenny's name and the logo. It's pretty, and of course naughty.

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I will really want to have a copy of one of ur lattest shot, i mean your film if you can this just to see how you people go about your production cos i have seen alot of them have different production style but if you can let m have a copy i will ok. Thanks


Dirty lads a porno freak... good.

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Hi Michael,

Your a cheeky man aren't you. My film isn't finished yet. Plus I'm not running a free postal service here for you. I am helping you as a favour. I will send you the DVD cover later. Also you want to see some of my pictures?? Which ones? My nudes or sex? or all clothes? I have a lot of pictures of me from my holiday in Holland. I am all dressed though. No tits and ass... haha. Cheeky man. I will send a few of my favourites.

Jenny J.


This is where I analyse the shoot. I really want Michael to get it right.

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Hi again Michael,

Okay. What I have here is a series of pictures from a recent photoshoot, with one of my favourites Duncan and one of my girls Gina. Duncan really needed some fucking pictures, so I organised this shoot for his portfolio. They turned out really well. He's on my books, making about $1000 a week depending on what he does.

Also I have attached the DVD cover for the film coming out soon, and my logo. Print it out in colour on a sheet of paper and make sure I can see it in every shot you take. It's a promotional tool everyone uses so no-one can steal people images. Plus my logo on these images will identify that you did them for me.

The more I think about this all African production the more I like it.

Jenny J.


I sent Michael a random selection of porn.

**LINKS ARE NOT SAFE FOR WORK**

My company Logo. (was A4 size)

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Well I have to use all the weapons in my arsenal. (no pun intended)

Here is his contract. He's a hoot!

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I've been a bad nurse.

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Hello Jenny'
I really appreciate ur reply and ur promises but things are not really easy over here.Starting with the portfolio of a thing, presently i have not gotten a camera guy to do that for me and i need to get really careful here or else i will mess up myself.
Jenny, In the aspect of get women,Women here are not will to do things for free and especially things like producing a porn film,They think it is something shameful and for that they will need to ask for real big money which i can not afford presently and to let u know this, I am the only one interested in this production and u know a man is not an island that is why i am aiming to join a group of porn actors maybe to go through screening if need be but i think my persona exp[erience in geting women layed really matters. About my personal pictures, I am still working on it and as soon as it is ready i will definately send them to you ( despite that i will have to pay the camera guy real ood for security reasons) but a bout the women of a thing i will try as hard as possible to sort that probably i will have to use my schhool fee for that cos women here do not have that mentality and my school fees will not be ready till next year cos we are in the second semester as i have already told you that i am a student studying chemistry it is just furtunate that i am more interested in the chemistry of pussy.
Jenny, I wish you understand the situation of things.You just have to help me now so that when finally get aquinted with the whole thing then i can pick on any african lady and do any porn fulm then but now i bet you no woman will wanna get her ass fucked except you'ce got to pay her real good.Thanks


'Chemistry of pussy.' 100% Risky-free Pure Mugu Gold...

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Hi michael,

Long time no see. Where have you been? You should check your emails more often my friend.
I understand money may be tight, but the only people who make it in the industry is those who go beyond the call and get things happening. I am in no hurry. As i said I am doing a favour for some friends of mine you had contacted. As for girls in your shoots, I can see how getting your fucking shots might be difficult. Sometimes we have to hire hookers (prostitutes) who we pay by the hour and get them to pose and be fuck models for us. Its not uncommon. If you know of any hookers, you can get one really cheap. They'll usually let you do anything to them once you pay them, but make sure you let them know that you want to take pictures. If you do get one, because of the money, make sure you use her time well. Take as many photographs you can. We usually try and get at least 200 pictures out of and hour shoot. Its tough, but its quantity rather than quality (which sometimes pisses me off). I prefer quality. In your case James I suggest you take as many poses as possible, and as many positions.

So I suggest you save up a little money for the camera man, and the prostitute. Organise it so you can get it done quickly and efficiently. Actually send me a list of your favourite positions and say what you think should be your twelve best pictures. I can help you get this running very fast so your money will work for you.

Actually go and find out some prices. i am very interested in how much things cost down there. Once you get your portfolio together Michael and I show it around to a few people, you might get some work. But your portfolio has to be good.

Get back to me soon, and send me through any picture you have of yourself. I am curious as to what you look like.

JJ


I know.... I am going to hell. Rolling Eyes Twisted Evil

I also called him 'James'. He didn't notice.

Here he tries to scam me again.

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Hello Jenny,

What I am about to tell you may sound some how and you may or may not accept what i am aboutto tell you but it is just an idea that came to my mind and frankly speaking you almost got it right in you last mail.

Let us just assume that you have signed me up and i am readily working for you as one of your porn actor put representing you here in Nigeria, Africa. I will have to get myself hooked up with one or two hookers which they will work me in return.What i mean here is getting me nice gurls for possing work , group work or there about.Before i will be able to do this as you have rightly know i will need to put in some money which i do not have presently and really wanna get it started.This gurls will be really willing to work if they can get a little change from it. So jenny, if you really wanna help me kindly help me in the financial aspect also.As i have righly told you, I am a student and in the second semester right now . Jenny I am not trying to be cheeky this time around; this is really serious though it is very hard for you to do it but it is rather done so as to pay you back when i finally get into the production proper.

What i am really planning was to do the production if you will permit me and you will pay me after you might have done the editing, final production and sales. Jenny please try and understand what i am saying it is going to pay my ass that way at least i wil not have to use my schoolfee for that though someone need to invest in something befoere one can get a good result out of it.I donot have much time now. i will send one of my full oix to you though it is not nude for now.Wanna hear your view about what i ahve said and advise from you also cos you may come out with the best option.Thanks


Coming out with the best option huh? Yes Michael I believe I will.

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Hi Michael,

I am unsure of what you are actually asking of me? I run a business here, not a charity service for struggling actors. I have close to 300 people on my books, and I receive some 15 portfolios a week. There are a lot of people out there who are local for me to use. I have so many people putting there hands up to do this work it is sometimes overwhelming. I have never given money to anyone wanting to be a porn actor/actress. Michael the world doesn't work this way. You had contacted a few people I organise their websites. They didn't want to speak to you because they get 1000's of fan emails every week.

I am the person everyone begs for work. I pretty much decide on who gets filmed and photographed. I have people begging me for work all the time. In this world Michael, people who succeed are people who first help themselves. My time is a lot of money, and I contacted you as a favour. You interest me because I have never done any work in Africa. I thought it might be a nice twist on the work I currently do. I can't actually do anything for other than give advice, get your portfolio together and hopefully contact the right people to get you work.

I normally never do this type of thing. Actually help people like this. This industry will chew you up and spit you out if your not able to handle the pace or the people. I have just taken a liking to you, and what I said was maybe try and find local work. I'm not actually going to invest time and money into anything you produce. I have no idea of your skills as a film maker, nor do I have any idea what you look like nude, and also how you are in action with women.

I make things happen Michael. I make people money. I make a lot of money. You have to stand out from the crowd to be noticed in this business. If you are serious about getting into this industry, then I am afraid you'll have to do it on your own and impress me with your skills. Then its just a matter of time before things start falling into place.

Good luck Michael


I hear nothing for three days. So it's time for a little push.

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Michael,

Where have you been? I am still waiting for your portfolio snaps, but you may have to hurry them along. I will email you later about the specifics, but I ran the idea of doing some all African men and women past the publishers of a few magazines and the chief editor liked my idea so much he asked to see how possible it was. I can't tell you the magazine yet because they publish 5 or 6 titles (I can't remember) but if your interested I think you should get your portfolio together very soon. Do not let this opportunity pass you by. Once I get your portfolio the shoot for the magazine could net you an easy $4000 (US). This is your chance Michael. This opportunity is being handed to you on a golden platter. You will need to contact me very soon, or I will probably have to get some local men and pretend to be in Africa. I'm all about the authentic look. I will make a list of your specific shots you will need to have taken. 12 positions and styles should nail the gig for you.

I will email you tonight once I've had a think about this.

Talk about your one in a million chance here Michael.

JJ


okie dokie... Michael this taking a little long for someone who is keen.

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hello Jenny,
Thanks for all you have being saying.I thank yoy for your advise and all the rest of it.It is a kind of great plesure and task having someone who can really put on through making it in life but it is pity I am not the right person because to be frak with youI have no means of geting money except i make use of money ment for my schooling in doing the business which i can not take the risk though i know doing business is like taking a risk.I spoke to a friend last week, He actually organised a party which a lot of gurls were present , I tried talking the gurls down but they tend to be smarter,smarter in the sense that the will never anything without having there money at first.
Jenny, I am very sorry for kind of asking you to help me out financially. Actually, i already know that you were not a charity company but i believe if i were in your position i would move a step further in doing that but all is well. I am ready to do anything you ask me to do but money wise you will need to push me up.Here in my school i know gurls that can do anything to get some money into there pocket.I spoke with one of the who claims to be a leader of a club called jessebel and she said if i am ready with my money she will get gurls for me even to for porn film.
Jenny please if there is anything you can still do kindly do here is my phone number 234-XXXXXXXXX call me if there is any urgent message for me because i walk almost two mlie before geting to a place where i can send you m,ail that i s why i do choose weekends for mailsending.I am all yours any time but you have to help me.If you send any mail this night i will not check it untill weekend so if you send any, kindly give me a beep ok.I will know if it is ffrom you though i do not have your number now.I am just trying to do this so as to tell you that i am real serious it is just some littlt hiderance. You know for every o1hour i spend in the cafe i spend close to $5 so, it is not easy for me and you know i am a student of chemistry it just that i am interested in the chemistry of pussy.I will expecting you beep if you finally send a mail this night.Thanks


My fingers are bleeding all over my keyboard from typing... I need a band aid... Some lads are worth the effort.

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Hello Michael,

I am sorry about this. My hands are tied. You have to understand if I actually gave money out to people who needed to get there portfolios together then I would be broke. I get about 100 requests from people a month wanting me to either photograph them for free, or paying them money to get their portfolios together and they always promise to pay me back after their first job. I have done it several time in the past and I always get burned.

I have so many people begging me for work it is overwhelming. I think that if you are unable to even take a few pictures of yourself, then we could go somewhere with this. You may have to forget the women, until you can find some cheap simple slut willing to gulp your dick for very little. I think if you explain the potential work to at least one girl then she may want to help you out.

Do you have a digital camera? Or know anyone with one? I know I get a lot of people sending me pictures they have taken of themselves. Its very easy, plus you can do it privately. I think it might be best if you get at least 8 pictures of yourself at least, with my company logo printed out and in the images. This might swing some work your way. Without the girls though it will limit your chances.

I'm not trying to tell you what to do here Michael, but maybe you should save up some of your money and not goto the cafe. $5 hour sounds like a lot of money. It that how much they charge you in Nigeria? Why so much? I'm always hearing bad things about Nigeria and all the email scams people are running. I don't understand why it's so popular. Its not like people make money out of it, or do they? It just seems like a lot of work for nothing.

Anyway Michael. I wish I could do more. Your passing up a golden opportunity here. I have just been so burned so many times by doing stuff for free I can't afford to do it anymore. I will have to find local men for this shoot. But you really should get me your photographs. The potential for business here is great.

I really need to see you naked. Your cock big and hard. I need to see you jerking off. Various positions. You can do it very private if you wish. Then I can get your portfolio together and we can work on getting you some women. Sorry I can't help you in this money situation, you really need to send me your pix and I hope to hear from you next weekend.

Good luck,

JJ


I had heard nothing from this lad in weeks. The finally out of the blue we start emailing each other. I think he was very unhappy with how little the scam business was paying.

Our stubborn lad REALLY wanted to start posing for magazines, and get into making films. However, he was still very skeptical about committing to his dreams.



Michael Porn lad wrote:
Hey j,
nice to hear from you. If you say you have seen someone else kindly get on with the person, train him to become a useful instrument for you and if need be i will still do what you want me to do.Have a nice day gurl


Nurse wrote:
Hey Michael,

Just got back from Brussels. Was just working on a porno with some German crew. I am still interested in getting your portfolio together. When you going to send it to me baby? I can put it together for you and get you and your dick some work, and hopefully some pussy. Let me know. Still keen to see you.

JJ


Michael Porn lad wrote:
Good day jenny,
I am really sorry for taking a long time like this but i have rightly told you that i lost my father latter on had an accident and was discharged two weeks ago. Now i think i can do some thing about what was requiested of me but the person i wanna use is so dear to me but i have to do it not only for the money but also to get into the industry.
Jenny you will not believe me that i had to make use of my fiance for the shots though it was not so easy cos i had no option due to non availabily of fund but to tell you, I have taken those shots though i know that those shots were not my best cos i had to make it private, I mean just myself and my gurl alone though I made her to understand the whole thing.
The picture contain sveral shots of different fucking position including sucking of my dick and me sucking her pussy but she did not allow anal sex.The whole exercise was so easy in the sence that the fucking style we did was the normal lovemaking we always do but was not that easy cos i had to take the shots myself. Jenny, you have really tried for me and i really appreciate it but the stage we are now is to really know the jenny herself co i will need you to tell me the mode of payment, things we are going to be involved in after sending those shots to you, when i'm going to start shoting videos with you, the concept of your videos and so many other things.I love to wacht porn movies alot,but the conceptbehind most of the ones i see i do not really appreciate. There is one i know called RODNEY and NURSES TOUCH, i so much love the concept behind those two porn films Jenny, it is true that i know gurls i can use but i have to pay them before they render any service to me. Now, to make it understandable to you. The money you are going to send to me will be used to get snap shots of different gurls and guys with different style of fuck. I know of one particular guy in my school that is so heavy and i am really sure that when you see him you will even want to have a fuck with him. I will be waiting for you reply very soon and don't you think it is high time i see ur picture both in the nude form and decent form. I guess you have my number with you. Please do not try to call now when it is time i will let you know. And last i will want to know if i am still your man?. Thanks
Michael.


I get sick of his rubbish.

Nurse wrote:
Hey Michael,

Sorry to hear about your father.

Great to hear about getting down to business. Remember I need to see my company logo in your pictures. Having a girl in the shot, nude with you sucking and fucking would be better. I do need to show people you in pictures before I can get you work, or even money. I don't do charity work Michael. I work in very demanding business with people who would rather steal your wallet than run down the shop to pick you up some milk. I am uncertain what it is you think I owe you Michael. You either want work or you don't. It's very easy money. You take your clothes off, you fuck and suck and show me your big hard dick in pictures. Making sure my logo is in every shot. I put those pictures on file and then I send them off to people who hire you to do more pictures of fucking and sucking. If memory serves correctly I have never seen any picture of you, so why do I owe you my nudes? Get with the program Michael. Send me your pictures or don't. I think you are confused on how the world works.

Let me know if you are interested in doing this right.

JJ


Michael Porn lad wrote:

Hi jenny, I think u do 4get things so soon at least i still have all the mails u sent to me in my box. All i sent to u was in refference to all the mails u have been sending to me .I am not confused ok i know what i am saying. Talking about the shot, it was not possible for me to get ur logo in all the snapshot i took and if u will remember that i did it all alone and i had to make use of my fiance to do the job cos i do not have the money to pay any gurl now cos that is what they are demanding.Pls if you are not pleased with all i have said kindly say so as to know whether to send or not to send i do not want to get into loss ok.Thanks


Nurse wrote:
Michael,

I don't have any of your pictures at all?? No nudes or anything? I told you what was required.

You get a camera. Get some nudes of yourself, with my company logo in all the shots. I need to see your boner. I need to see your body. That is where this all starts. YOU sending me YOUR pictures.

Porn modelling is very easy money. No-one in your country will see these pictures and the European magazine pay good money for very little work. I need a portfolio of you to show people to get you work.

Send the pictures soon. As soon as I have them I can start getting you paid work. It's very simple.

Thanks Michael. I hope you understand now.


Finally.

Michael Porn lad wrote:
Hello Jenny,
Talking about my nude pictures i do not care if my mama sees it cos as you have rightly told me some times ago that if i wanna be a porn actor, i need to put the pictures of those that may discourage me aside so I will send them to you tomorrow morning ok that is no big deal ok but i am looking beyond that. I am thinking of geting more other guy that have there dick much larger than mine into the industry but when i try to make u understand u always get things wrong. I told you in the first instance that i had really love to be in the industry not only for the money or for the lovely ass i am going to fuck but to be regonised with the industry. If you say u want my pics to get me work, you are wrong cos i am gonig to get more other people that i know when you get to see there dick you will give me kudos for my ultimate search
Jenny, every mail i send, i know what i am saying ok. Get it straight that i am not confused ok. I am looking forward to becoming your agent in the whole of Africa cos i know i can do it, I have the capability, you will make much money through me and i will become awell know porn actor through you. All i am saying is that you must help me to help us. FIne, you do not work for charity, everybody knows thhat ok but, we have to do somethings to make some better things to happen. I can wait to get hooked with you. MICHAEL


It gets better, and it gets weirder...

Michael porn lad wrote:
Hi Jenny,
I am so sorry that i was unable tosend those pictures to you this morning, I had to go to church. I really appreciate your understanding.I thinkit is high time we get down to business. Kindly give those pictures to your photo journalist to make it a standard type. I met with some gurls yesterday telling them what i've got in stock for them nad really guys will never be a problem for me cos they would like to fuck ass fo free. I have decided toprint shirts carring your logo so as to make it much easier for the gurl which means it will not be necessary to carry papper as i have done. I willsend the snap shot of those gurls to you depending on your response.

Jenny, I have made some write up as in scripts on tthree different porn film. The concept behind it is superb and i think you will be greatly interested in it cos i really wanna take porn acting to another level. I know you will enjoy me cos we are going to make names. You know i had already told you that i am looking beyond the money i will get from you. If you do not understand this now i know that you will understand very soon. Thanks
Michael


Nurse wrote:
Hi Michael,

No problems. I like your attitude. Make sure that you print my logo out and I can see it in every picture. You will need to hold it. I want everyone to know who to contact. If it's not in your picture no-one will know who you are representing. Its good that you mention that film about Nurses. I am thinking of doing a medical style porno with doctors and naughty nurses. That project is down the road. I am trying to get the funding for it. I like the idea of doing an all African version of that. Maybe you could think up a good name for the film? I'm looking forward to seeing you soon. Also I don't care about your dick size, but I do need to see it. So make sure you're very hard! I'll need maybe 8 pictures for your portfolio.

JJ


It's like the heavens opened up and rained trophy lad...

WORK IT MICHAEL!!! MAKE LOVE TO THE CAMERA!!!

**Everything here is NSFW **


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I believe he's committed now. Michael is very keen to give up the Abacha Trunkboxes, for his dreams of becoming a pornstar.

Michael Porn Lad wrote:
Hi J Gurl,
Thanks for the reply you send to me it serves as a form of encouragement and i promise you that iw ill keep it up and even perform better so far you arfe there for me to share my ideas with you and for you to help me make all the ideas come a reality. This is all about taking porn acting to a greater level with my concept and with you as my able manager we can both do it well

I am really sorry as for the picture quality of the pictures i send the you. The room i made use of was not my room and i promise to make use of my room a better place next time ok.

AS for my script, they are ready at least i have two ready and the gurls i am going to use i am working on that but i spoke with the gurl that will serve as my agent on that she asked to come to see the gurls on wednessday so as to check out for the asses i will ne for all the work i wanna do. Jenny as you know, to work the nurse doctor of a thing, i will need custumes and some all other things but i will try to get them and if i need your help i will tell you ok

Jenny, i promise one thing i will never dissappoint you but kindly attend to me whenever i need your help cos to my understanding i believe you are my manger ok.I have everything up in my brain all i need from you is to listen to me whenever i need your help.I will work very hard to put all what you want in place and even add more sweetner to it.

I would like you to keep me busy with so many things so as to get aquinted with the task in the industry ok. Please do not forget the stagename you told me about ok.I will be expecting your mail ok.Peace
Mich


He's started asking for money. I am not the red cross...

Nurse wrote:
Michael,

Hello. I am very excited about this. I have another production coming up that is going to keep me very busy for the next 3 weeks. As for your pictures, I did have to try and get someone to make them viewable. They are very dark. I see you do have a big dick. I really need you to get me a couple more shots of you with a big hard on. I showed a friend who runs a few porn website and said that she would really like to see you big and hard. I will need my logo in the shot, but as I said, just stick it to the wall behind you are something. Maybe pose for these extra pictures. Show me your fuck faces, you know what I mean? Facial expressions are very important in the porn industry. A good fuck face will make and break a star. So maybe get your girlfriend to give you a hand job to get it hard. If she wants to be in it also, thats no problem. The more pictures I have for your portfolio the more I will be able to promote you. If she does want to be in these pictures, make sure you follow these guidelines. I do a lot of photography, so I know what a good shot is.

* Get more light into the room
* Set yourself a scene (on a bed with a light colored bedsheet is always best)
* Show your big hard cock (you can hold it, but only at the base. Really need to see you erect)
* Fuck faces (Important to see facial expressions - Always fuck like your on film)
* The girls (make sure the camera angle allows the viewer to see everything. Make sure the hair is out of her face)
* Need to see the 'Nastie Productions' logo (as I said have it stuck to the wall or something. I want everyone to know you work for me)
* Shave all your pubic hair off. (A nice clean nether region always looks better than a messy one)

We really need to get your portfolio ready for me to start showing people. If you do decide this is the business for you, you need to sell this idea to people who love to shag, and love to be on camera. Group sex is always a big selling point.

I think once we get this portfolio right, you could even start showing your friends your scripts and practice a bit. You will need to be the director and you will need to make sure that the shots are good enough.

In all seriousness, you could make a lot of money catering to the local porn industry. I can't buy images that aren't good quality Michael. However you have the drive and the capacity to set yourself up under my watchful eye.

As for your porn name, I'd like for you to come up with a few different names. Something african of course. I don't think you should hide behind a western name. Something that people will remember.

I am very busy this week. See if you can get those big erection pictures for me. Try and get a few really good ones. I do need more light. We do need a really good picture for the front cover of your portfolio.

I'll need one really good picture with you holding your porn name on a piece of paper for me. We'll brain storm.

Chat soon Michael.

JJ


Michael porn lad wrote:
Thanx for ur mail as have heard everything u've said.and i will comply to ur guidelines when i take the next shots.But concerning the gurls, i have contacted a gulfreind who is a PIMPRESS and she toldfme that we have to establish a trust kind of relationship with the gurls first cos as u know it will take a huge sum of money to get gurls to this kind of a thing down here.So here;s what am suggesting .......i will try to take the shots of the gurls on different locations .so if u re pleased with the gurls we now start from there I will try to convince them that it a hot modelin kind of thing that there their shots are needed first,the part u will need to play is that u will make phone calls to the gurls to reassure them. nigerian guls are london freaks so when they hear that someone is callin them from london we will be able to buy their trust with that.if u're a kool with dat i will go ahead and take the guls shots.
hope to hear from u soon


So he needs me to call these girls from London to convince these girls to work for us? I'm not a fan of doing any REAL work in this transaction.

Nurse wrote:
Hi Michael,

Thats sounds interesting? Are you saying that no girls will pose for you for the promise of work? Thats very strange. I get sent thousands of pictures every year by people wanting to get into the business. Normally everyone who sends me pictures, send me hundreds. I ask for them to pose how I want them too and they just do it. This is a very deep throat business (sorry I meant cut throat) It's normal practice for me to collect $250.00 from anyone I take onto my books. With you Michael, because of your enthusiasm, I have decided not to charge you for all my services and help. I believe you are the man for this job. As for the women, we don't really need them yet until we get your portfolio together. It always helps, but thats your call Michael.

I really want to get your portfolio right. You do the right pictures. I get your portfolio right and I can start getting you paid work. I usually charge for all these emails and advice Michael. I choose not to charge you.

We have thought of a great porno name for you here in the west. I have asked around and both my spank-boy Tatsugi, and my pornographist, Haywood both agree this is a very masculine western name. We think you should be promoted as, Roger Ramjet - Ram Jam Ass Man

I think its awesome. This name would be perfect to put on the front cover of your portfolio. I will need a really good picture of you holding up your porn name on a piece of paper. Make sure I can read it and it's clear. This is front cover material! So here is your check list Michael.

* More light
* Hard on
* Fuck faces
* Shave pubes
* Nastie Logo in shot
* Roger Ramjet - Ram Jam Ass Man (Front cover signage)

Go for it Roger Ramjet! Show me you can be the Ram jam Ass Man! We are all looking forward to it. Also I am curious, you said a few things in your emails about your mother taking your pictures? Did she? Inquiring minds wish to know.

If it was a friend, why didn't they pose with you? You could get some great action shots with that person. Even if it's another man. Get him in on the action. If you stand together we could use these shots for any double team action shots? Just a suggestion Michael. I really want you to use your imagination. Surprise me. When I say that, a surprise would be you naked and patting a goat! Well if you feel like it do it.

I have to pop out to lunch now Michael. Send through your pictures soon. I really want to get the balls rolling as soon as possible.
JJ


Michael porn lad wrote:
HI jenny, thanks for the mail, i really appreciate it.I have heard all you have said and planing alot of things to give you a lot of pleasant surprices on the condition that you will have to be there whenever i need your assistance in carring out all my obligations. All the shot i have been taking were all taking by my gurl and as i have already told you that no gurl will do anything without getting front from who ever wanna use her, that is Nigeria for you.

For the stage name, as you have rightly stated in your previous mail that i should get a name for my self as in an african name, which i have done already cos imediated i checked my box this morning i went ahead to take the pictures you required of me and they all there in this message kudos to my gurl.


My mama did not get my pics cos i keep my thing very safe and if she does, i have reason for every action i take so she will never crusify me ok. Friends are willing to join but the want money and i have already told them all what they will gain at the end of every thing but i think they do not have the same spirit as i do but i know if i get some little change after being paid for any work i do, I will invest in thge cos i know they will really be useful for me. Stay cool ok


Excellent - he's promising money and other favours... I don't think all his friends are going to be too happy when he can't pay. He then sends me another email with another 12 images. I have put the best ones erect... I mean up.

Michael porn lad wrote:
Hi J, Yes i will be able to get some gurl shot but for a start it will not be a nude pics cos they will have to be paid before they will allow me to there nude shot and for now i do not have a ny cash all i am waiting for is to get a work from youi and get paid and if probably i will have that to pay them that is nigeria for you.

Let me tell you this. You only know things arond you and thing you here from people or from news and all the rest of it but for Nigeria, people are not interested in what you are going through it is the result of what you are doing they wanna see. People always discourage me whenever they get to know that i am involved in pornography but i tell you, if i finally succeed in what iam doing it is thissame people that will tryto relate with me, that is Nigeria.

Nigerians can do anything for money but if they do not see a quick result they will forsake that thing and even try to discourage any other person that tries to involve itself in, that is why i always tell you to please bethere for me wheevr i need you ok.I have problems in trying to send some new shot of me that was taken by my gurl. I will try to send that tomorrow ok and moreover, i had already given myself a stage name as you have rightly stated in your previous mail but i can amend that later on ok.Peace


Michael gets funky and saucy - Ladies please be warned! Michael will rock your world. Gentlemen, I apologise.

hello I am Ishan - Porn-fraud-star
Let me get ready - Porn-fraud-star
okay, look seductive- Porn-fraud-star
it's only a semi - Porn-fraud-star
thats an erection? - Porn-fraud-star
hand held - Porn-fraud-star

My response to these:

Nurse wrote:
Michael,

I am pleasantly surprised. I have not seen this much dedication in a lad like you in a long time. Tatsugi & Haywood love your African porn name, but what does it mean? We are sitting around the coffee table enjoying your pictures. I am concerned that you needed to use your hand in 1 shot to hold your hard on up. Is there a reason for that? Last thing you want in this industry is an issue with Mr.Floppy.
We really need a great western name, and we would like you to go with Roger Ramjet - Ram Jam Ass Man. Send us a couple of pictures you holding that sign, we will use it with your other porn name and try and get you work in both countries. I believe there is a very underground porn industry in Nigeria. I am looking into getting you some contacts so you can hook up with some other people like minded, who wish to do porn. What do you think about that? You get a lot of free sex, and you get paid if the pictures are good enough. Let me look into this Michael. I will send some emails to contact I have who may have some other shag happy clients in your local area. I know that my friend Andy Pugwash has a few contacts, he used to be a captain on a ship, or something. Anyway I will let you know if I can hook you up for some hardcore loving. You won't have to pay these people and then you can all take pictures for us to see.
I will email you tomorrow.

JJ


Michael doesn't appear to be 'up' for this work. I email Michael. I am drunk, and not happy.

Nurse wrote:
Michael,

Myself and Tatsugi are afraid that you are having erection problems. All you pictures only seem to be at half mast. You are seriously going to need to get someone to fluff for you. A fluffer is someone who works your floppy cock. If you can't perform Michael how am I ever going to get you any work. You are going to have to do a lot better than this. I am very concerned. Tatsugi suggests you get your girl involved. She may be able to get limpy off his feet. Is there any reason why your jolly johnson won't get off the flip flop? The last thing you need is a unreilable battered sav. We don't get many men who have issues with their beef torpedo. Most of the men I have working for me work their lap taffy for a few minutes before a shoot. I also have some fluffers on location to help those men who do have problems with their trouser snake. Nothing ruins the mood quicker than a slap happy beef bayonet. In all seriousness Michael you really need to get your beaver cleaver in full working order.
I only have one man on my books who has problems raising the crane. Leccy has a schlong so big, every time he gets excited the blood drains straight to his main vein and the poor guy faints. He's terrible to take out anywhere. Around here we call him the amazing tripod. His monster tockley looks like babies leg wearing a boot!
Anyway Michael, I'm a little drunk. We really need to sort out this erection issues you are having.
I really need that good picture of you with the Roger Ramjet - Ram Jam Ass Man - picture and sign. Hopefully your girl will help you out this time.
JJ


Michael is so ready to be the next big porn star!!! I have given him a list of things to do, which he has promised. Today I get this. He's willing to do...

Michael porn lad wrote:
Hello Jenny,
once again i am really soory for my rudeness and misbehaviour please never have in mind that it happened at all ok. I am presently in school now cos i was called up on to take a departmental test but i have made contacts about the digital camera and a friend here in my school got me one but without a USB cable so presently i am in search of a Canon USB cable so as to take the pictures and download it into my box and then to you.
I have all your instructions here in my box so do not worry i will follow every instruction you have given to me ok. About the time jenny i personally wanna get things done before the end of my examination which is gonna start on the 3rd of july and end on the third week of july cos after my exams i am gonna be having a three months break which i will want to use that time to really start some thing at least get a job so that i will have some stories to tell my interested friends in school. Please kindly work on that ok boss.

About the gay of a thing, yes i am interested in it please add it to my portfolio ok and i heard this from a friend here in Nigeria that gay actors earn more. Is that true? Jenny please hook me up not just with anything but things that will sky rocket me into the porn world ok. I will be waiting for the form and if i may ask, are the form gonna be filled online or you gonna send them to me through the air mail? please state. To remind you again that i am really sorry for the bad talk ok please forgive me boss an try not to be upset with me again ok.
Thanks.
Rogers Ramjet


He's adpoted his new name.

Then I get this a few minutes later. It's one of Michaels 'ideas' for a porn film storyline.

Michael porn lad wrote:
Hi jenny,
I was checking my e mail when i saw a porn advertisement. It is about a new DVd tittled Adam and Eve and to be sincere i sent a reply to the address asking about the concept behind the film but i have not received one yet but what i think about the concept is thatit is about the story of adam, eve and the great deal of fuck the gave to themself but i can not really picture whether the story was extended to Kane and Abel.
Jenny i think we should plan towards doing that kind of a thing.What i am saying is that we should try to shoot a kind of porn movie that is all about some naugty kings or people in the old testament in the Bible. On the course of my research i fond that Illona Staller also did a porn movie about virgin Mary though i was not oppurtuned to see the film up till, but i think something like that will kind of make sense to you and some producers.
Please kindly tell your opinion about this idea and tell maybe i will have to write another script on that. WE have to together take porn movie to greater level jenny. I know with you all these things will come to play all i waiting for is to get a job and unleash all i have got in my brain towards the porn industry


Okay, hands up who loves Michael?

I replied to Michael, and set him a few tasks.

Nurse wrote:
Michael,

I am very interested to hear your idea in detail. Biblical Fuck Fest! This idea is excellent. I can see a whole range of titles and genres emerging here. The scripts could be filled with excellent dialogue. I can see you starring in "Kane and Abel - The scourge of a thousands asses". It could be an epic film of nothing but wall-to-wall hardcore gay bang-bang action. Would play the part? (Just so you know gay films pay almost double. Especially if you can get yourself gang-banged)

Let me set the scene.

Dawn. A lone Shepard (you) walks with the conviction of a man possessed. He is possessed with the savage depravity of sexual lust and glory holes. As Abel watches over his flock of young willing men who only want to please their friend, Kane emerges naked from his tent to see his devoted manservants and announces:

"I shall smote thee virgin youths with my tockley of holy hardness. Bring forth eager ass for thy morning smote."

Michael, this shit writes itself! I say you need to work on a script of your biblical ideas.

I love the idea of naughty kings and queens. I can see the headline now 'Roger Ramjet - Ram Jam Ass Man, in a Nastie production - David and his Goliath Schlong' or 'Bare Backed Babylonians GO WILD!!

If I can get some really good ideas from you we will need a few pictures of you dressed up as biblical characters so we can do some mock up movie posters. Can you get your hands on some livestock? There were a lot of Shepard?s in the bible so we'll need sheep.

Send me more ideas of your scripts. As many as you want! So far we all love your ideas and can't wait for your pictures.

JJ


He's so ready to be the next big porn star!!! I have given him a list of things to do, which he has promised.

Michael porn lad wrote:
Hello Jenny,
once again i am really soory for my rudeness and misbehaviour please never have in mind that it happened at all ok. I am presently in school now cos i was called up on to take a departmental test but i have made contacts about the digital camera and a friend here in my school got me one but without a USB cable so presently i am in search of a Canon USB cable so as to take the pictures and download it into my box and then to you.
I have all your instructions here in my box so do not worry i will follow every instruction you have given to me ok. About the time jenny i personally wanna get things done before the end of my examination which is gonna start on the 3rd of july and end on the third week of july cos after my exams i am gonna be having a three months break which i will want to use that time to really start some thing at least get a job so that i will have some stories to tell my interested friends in school. Please kindly work on that ok boss.

About the gay of a thing, yes i am interested in it please add it to my portfolio ok and i heard this from a friend here in Nigeria that gay actors earn more. Is that true? Jenny please hook me up not just with anything but things that will sky rocket me into the porn world ok. I will be waiting for the form and if i may ask, are the form gonna be filled online or you gonna send them to me through the air mail? please state. To remind you again that i am really sorry for the bad talk ok please forgive me boss an try not to be upset with me again ok.
Thanks.
Rogers Ramjet



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Quote:
Hi Michael,

The full name is Roger Ramjet - Ram Jam Ass Man.
I think it's a good idea to have a very catchy title, plus a rhythmic name. It flows off the tongue.
We are all looking forward to your pictures.

JJ


Quote:
Hi jenney,
I have heard all you said and please i want to know the day you are going next week so as to know weather i will go back to my station to get those pictures .
Is the name Roger Ramjet, OR Ram Jam Ass Man or both rather ?please let me know ,But as for the address i will give that to you immediately you see my pictures and approve them and this is because i would want to know weather i will give you my home address in my station ormy school house address for safety reasons[casue of my mama].
Wish to hear from you very soon
michael.


Quote:
Here are the pictures you need to copy.

Make sure logo, and Roger Ramjet - Ram Jam Ass Man signs are in shots Michael.

We really need to get moving on this. Also can you forward me your address. I will be able to get some guys and girls to come over for a fuck party or something. Maybe priactice your scripts with them.


I sent Michael some pictures of men posing in the gayest way possible....... before you ask I found all these images in random emails sent to me by Leccy.

Quote:
Michael,

No problems my friend. All I need are your better pictures. Here is a list of what I need. All images must contain my logo, and any other sign with your western porno name (Roger Ramjet - Ram Jam Ass Man) Can you do these as soon as possible. I am going away next week for a few days and want to be able to get your portfolio together. I have attached a few images for you to follow as a guideline.

* Erection pictures (close ups - just like the examples I sent you)
* Must have your western porn name on a card with my logo
* More light
* You need to make your fuck faces better (think 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOooo')

Please make sure you do get your dick hard. Make sure logo and western porn name are claerly in shot.

As for tracking people down, Yes. We can only move as fast as you get me these pictures. I need more. I can't get any work for you without a good portfolio. I am organising for you to meet some people in Nigeria, who work in the porn industry. They would be willing to suck and fuck for nothing. I am getting names and addresses. You will need to take photographs of this event. This has been organised for you, so we can get your portfolio organised, and so you can meet people who want to be in the porn industry as well.

Send through soon Michael.


Quote:
Hey jenny,
ur observation was right but to tell you this that u were not there when those pictures were taken so you can not conclude on what has happened ok.I do not have any problem with my dick ok, the only thing that happened then was that for any shot my gurl wanna take for me, i have to give her some rounds of great fuck or else she will never take those pictures for me ok

I know myself and i know what i can do and and what i can not do this is not a matter of defending myself this is just the fact ok.Maybe i will have to beg my gurl to take those pictures for me before i give her any fuck she requires or rather i know what to do about that but i think that will not be now cos i am not in town. I was called upon yesterday to report in school for a test today by 10 an and some other things remember i told you that i am a student studing chemistry but really interested in the chemistry of pussy.

About the contacts jenny, kindly go ahead with it and find as many as contacts anywhere in the world i am ready to go ok. When i got to school this morming i thought about starting something concerning pornography in my school but when i have some good things upstairs i will tell you ok. I think you still remember the Nigerian mentality i told you about yester please help me so that i will be able to find something to do about that ok.Thanks


Quote:
Michael,

Thats all well and good my friend, but you want to work in porn right? You contacted some websites I managed and I decided to use my free time to help you. That was my decision, I like you Michael. We all do. We think you have what it takes to impress us all. I hope you can get your fella to stand to attention soon. Maybe you should, ya know, jerk the turkey, slap the salami. Your girl could get you into action? Why won't she get in on the action? Whats she got to hide. No-one but myself and a select few will see these. Everyone who has seen your pictures comments on your wang doodle. Give it a flick, choke the chicken, play tugboat, ya know what I am saying? We really need a lot more shots. Get creative. You need to pose more, and SMILE as well. Show me those great fuck faces. I am very keen to see you get excited. I think you need to make a big sign to stick on the wall, or a banner. I need a lot of picture with you and your porn name Roger Ramjet - Ram Jam Ass Man.
I have attached some images to get you in the mood. I am in some of these pictures. Can you guess who I am?
Anyway please get some bigger and better erections for me. Get your girl in to suck you off. She wants to see you succeed. I am also hooking you up with some girls. How does your girlfriend feel about you fucking other women?
JJ


Quote:
Jenny,
Thanks for all you have been doing for me to get me into the industry but do you think i will get there soon. I know things are not easy but i can wait to get into the industry. If you can remember what i told you about Nigerian mentallity, I want to convince people as soon as possible so as get to more people that are willing on the track so let us get on as fast as we can ok.Thanks


There is a few boring emails. Me yelling at him. Michael saying sorry. Some rubbish about how he can't get me his new pictures... blah blah blah...

Quote:
Hello Jenny,
As you have earlier said that you are going on tuesday and you will need to get my pictures along with you .i have chemistry praticals that same tuesday and the continous assesment test on wednesday so i do not know how i will be able to provide those pictures before tuesday ,so how are we going to go about that .
Kindly tell me now to know what to do ,i do not want to miss any test again caused have missed some while i was getting those pictures for you .i will be so happy if you can just find how we will solve that .thanks i am still online
MICHAEL


Quote:
Hi Michael,

I'm sorry how did you miss tests by doing those other pictures? It looks like it only took about 20 minutes to do those pictures you provided me. There weren't great quality. Plus you seem to forget I do this all the time, so I know how long these things take. Doing this pictures should take you less than an hour. Plus you have all weekend to do it. It shouldn't be a real problem for you Michael. Just do it over the weekend. Set aside an hour. This shouldn't disrupt your exams, and you don't need to miss them either. All these images are for your portfolio, not mine. So send them through whenever you want. I'm just trying to help you out here. Did you see my picture? You didn't comment on it.

JJ


Quote:
Hello Jenny,

I will send those pictures to you as soon as i get back to lagos this week.
After sending the next batch of pictures ,i will want you to really work on it and get back to me as soon as possible .As for the girls i would want that to happen after my examination which is going to start on the third of july 2006.
As for the london thing am ready if everything is put in place moreover as i have earlier told you that i would weant to get to this industry not only for the money but recognized with what i do and make poeple realise the beauty in it .
I contacted some of my friends in school telling them about my new project they were all intrested in it but want quick money ,so if what i am doing turns out to be a succes with your help ,i think i will be a good example for more of my friends to get down into the business.
Thanks
Talk to you soon
Michael


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Hi Michael,

How are you going? I am leaving later today and don't know when I will be able to check my emails over the next 3 days. You can send them through and I will try and plug in at the hotel.

Also good news I have put your name down on a list of extras for some film work. I currently have about 6 films that I know are going into production soon. I would really like to try and get you into some of these. How does that sound? What I normally get my stars to do is pose naked and hard, with a sign with the name of the film they are wanting to get into. I will send you a list of movie titles that you need to write of a sheet of paper and pose for me.

Send through your other pictures soon Michael.

JJ


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Hello jenny,
Thanks for the mail that you sent to me,the contents speaks seriousness and comitment which i am ready to give what it takes to become a porn star.About the upcoming film you told me about i really thank you for your commitment at least if i am into two or more of those films and get paid,at least i am becoming a star gradually.
Jenny,please go ahead with anything that will bring my head up in the porn industry and i am ready to listen and adhere to every instruction and steps given to me by you at least you are my manager you just tell me what to do and i am ready to do it .
Thanks very much.I am really happy and pleased with you ,kindly keep the ball rolling and i am sure i will get there.
Bye
Michae


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Michael,

I can't stop you from emailing people, but you have to remember that these people are my competiors. I consider them the enemy. This business is very cut throat. Seeing as I have decided to take you onboard, ans waved all my fees for you Michael, it would be very poor for me to find out that you are emailing people I know and trying to get work out of them. I would be very displeased. However I can't stop you.

I will need all those pictures soon. I have also made a list of the different movie titles I am trying to get you involved in. While you have the camera handy make sure you get these film titles on paper as well, with everything else I have asked for. Do you have a complete list of everything? Might be a good idea to write them down so you don't forget.

Porno Movie Titles (needs you hard and with sign)
1. FIRE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
2. 1000 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
3. WILD XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
4. NURSE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
5. WELCOME XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

These films I am trying very hard to get you a part on or in. Make sure we can see you big hard cock, and can read each of the movie titles. Going the extra mile really helps Michael.

Also Michael, would you be interested in some gay work. Men on men action pays a lot of money. I have a lot of straight men doing this. It pays well and you could probably get a lot of action as well.

Email me soon. Don't forget the sign with your western porno name as well.

JJ


Now I am a party pooper. I've XXXXXX out the movie titles. Why? (You scream at your monitor) I don't want to ruin the surprise. I remember writing this email. I'd had a nice bottle of red wine, it was late, I was tipsy, and I giggled my way through making up these ridiculous movie titles. I thought there is no way Michael will do this... There is no way.....

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Hello jenny,
I am very sorry that i have been unable to send any mail to you ok.About the mails i sent to those gurls at list i have explained everything to you.It was just a coincident, I have never gone beyond your restriction ok. Pls i am very sorry if i had done any harm.

Jenny, i think i have a bad news for you. You know i ought to have sent those pictures you asked me to send to you but on getting back to Lagos ( that is where i live) the friend of mine that always lend me the camera told me he had few problems so he had to sell the camera to pay for somethings and ever since then i have been trying so hard to get one and i can not just come online to tell you all these but presently i think i have to tell you when i saw the last message you sent to me asking me whether i had a change of heart.

Jenny, ido not know what to do but all i know is that you are the only one that can help me out as you have been doing since the day one you sent me a message but i do not just want you to have a missed feeling about me but come to think of it you should know at list that i am really interested in becoming a porn actor but somethings are acting as hinderance. I have an idea on how we can both put an end to this but all i scared of you to hear you say you do not work for charity but i think i still have to let you know this.
Jenny, I need a camera of my own and you and I know that but how we are going to go about it is left to us. I think if you can afford it which you can, You can simply send me a digital camera or rather send me money to get one here in Nigeria which ever that sooth you, all i need is a camera. At list if i have camera of my own i will not have to travel from my school down to Lagos whenever you need my snapshot. I have a room of my own in my school i can simply take any snapshot you want me to take if i have a camera of mine and if you are really bothered about the camera or the money you used in getting one for me i can return that to you as soon as you get me a job.


About the Gay of a thing, I know that there is a lot of money in it but i will have to start from somewhere first. Yes, i am really interested in anything porn but both of us need to get on. Presently i am in Lagos and to tell you i have checked my school result and despite the test i missed i still had a "B".

Please bear with me jenny and help me to get things done pls. I will check back in an hour time for ur reply.Thanks


Okay there is about 20 incredibly frustrating emails of his constant bitching and moaning about him unable to be this porn superstar because I won't send him money or buy him a bloody camera...

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Hi Michael,

I thought I was already helping you out. If your only problem is access to a camera then that is very minor. You might want to make that sort of investment yourself. You will be using it a lot, and the camera will pay for itself once you start getting paid work. I am very uncomfortable sending any of my clients money let along a camera. It's just never done this way. I have 2370 different actors, male and female models on my books. I take a small cut for promoting them. I don't give them my money. If you could make it to London I could organise a quick shoot for you in my house or hotel room. However I don't think this is going to happen unless I can start getting you work. I really need to see you big and hard with those signs Michael. I am unsure of how much time I can give you if all you want from me is my free advice and now my money?? It's a very strange position you have put me in. I have already spent quite some time on you, and if you can't help yourself I don't know what else I can do. I can get you work if I get you a great portfolio, and I need better pictures of you to make this happen. Once we get you working I can send you a check or cash for your paid work, which means you will be able to buy a good camera.

I don't know what you want to do from this point on Michael? I can only do what I can do. I have a business to run. If you are for real then you will be more resourceful in these matters. I can only help those who help themselves.

JJ


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Hi jenny
It is just asif i am disturbing you but that is the in thing for now cos you do not expect me to hang here cos i am expecting to start. My brother is expescting something from me and you do not expect me to show a bad example to him i mean an example of a failure. so jenny pls help me out just for this time and we will both sort things out after you might have gotten me a job. I am different count me as a different fellow ok.
Roger ramjet


I'm just happy he's signing off as Roger Ramjet.

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Michael,

Please understand me when I say 'STOP TRYING TO SCREW WITH ME'. How dare you assume I don't want am not committed to you simply because in the REAL WORLD I don't hand out a free digital camera with every application form to my company. What you are saying makes no sense what-so-ever Michael. You are talking crazy. I am the only person who will respond to you, and I have been for the last seven months. Do not be mistaken. If you continue to force this issue on how I should run my business, and how important you are I will drop you like a lead balloon.

I have done nothing BUT HELP YOU! You throw all my help back in my face and yell and accuse me of thwarting YOUR plans of becoming a international porn star. I can make you. I am your only hope in this. You can either accept my help as it stands, or you can decide that you do not need my help and I will leave you to yourself.

I do have the means and the money to get you a working visa and to get you more pussy that a cattery. I need to get your portfolio ready before I can even get you any work. I am sure there are a thousand other people in your country who would be very interested in my expertise. I only want go getters Michael. Not limp dicks who do nothing but complain that their problems are somehow mine!

This is where you apologise for your rudeness and promise me you'll try harder. I won't give you too many free chances to do this Michael.

JJ


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Hi Jenny,
I do not mean all i have said but it is just that i feel i am leting a golden chance slip away from me. You know it drives crazy sometime and i do not want that to happen that is why i had to talk that way.
Nevertheless, I am very sorry cos you are like a boss to me and I should not have in any case try to be rude to you ok just accept my appology and forget that it ever happened ok. I promise you that it will never repeat itself.
Moreover i explained the whole thing to my gurl and brother and they both blamed me for my reactions. He is really interested in the job but wants me to go in first so also many of my friends here in Nigeria. They just wanna see me as a specimen that is why i do not want things to fucked.
Thanks.
Rogers Ramjet


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Hello Jenny,
It is just sad that this is happening to me now at this stage but all is still well. Jenny i know you can afford to get me the money but you dont just want to go out of your way but i will make you understand onething that there are sometimes you hve to go out of your way to get somethings done which you have already started by trying to recruit me without collecting a dime from me, that is cool

You know i told you that i was meant to be in school yesterday but i found myself not being able to go cos i have an unfinished business with you. I have a pratical class this morning but i have already called the lab. attendant to stand in for me i know this is one of the sacrificesi will pay to get on. Jenny, i am in a tight corner and you are also puting me in a tighter corner all is well.
Jenny, I tried making use of a camera phone in taking those oics but the images were not transferable to the pc. I am trying all my best to get things done but it seems you are not seeing it well i do not blame you cos you only know about things around you not things far away from you but one day i know you will get to realise all i have been saying just put it in mind. I know at this stage i can not quit but...........

About the london of a thing. Even if i am thinking of geting to london now it is never possible cos i will need a visa to get down to london and at the embassy, if i do not a convincing reason of wanting to travel down to london, i will not be given the visa to travel but if there is anyone like you that wants me to come to london for one reason or the other, the person will have to invite me there with series of document sent to to embassy to show that the person inviting is one in charge of everything about me when i get down to london. All these things i feel you ought to have known at list you live there.

Jenny, it is almost three weeks now that youn asked me to get you some pics but due to my not having a camera i am becoming a parasite to you i guess hun?. You may have 10,000 actor but i am different and my case is very different and i think that is how you must treat it but if you are not i will strieve so hard to get things done but all i am scared of is the time cos i have a target time probably after my second semester examination i wish to come to london that is if you invite me there cos i will be on a three monthst break by then. So i have a target time and that time is so close now probably in a month plus and if the pics ayou as soon as possible this will never happen. I know what iam saying. Keep all my mails cos i am going to refere to them when we meet in london.
Thanks
Roger Ramjet


Quote:
hello Jenny,
i thank y7ou for the message you sent to me at least you did not say angru worlds to me but i am now in Lagos trying to get things done so as to get my portfolio ready for the porn world. I have realy truied really toget moneyl. i tried getting money from my uncle in montclair so as to get a digigital camera so as to get my portfolio done sao as to get a job. I have a lot of guys today that got me real drunk so as to tell them so of there few thing s so as to get on with business but i have decided to get on with my porn business.
Jenny,I am trying to be a special guy but trying to show you that i really wanna get on with this business but wanna make yu realise that i am waiting to gwetbthings done so as to get my portfolio ready for the big surprice .If he seds the money or not i am also preparing to get two guys paid so as to get the digital camera to me so as to get the pictures to me.


Quote:
Micheal, if you are up to something, it might make some sense to keep me informed. I need to know what you are doing, and how you are progressing. I may be able to give you advice. You may be doing something incorrect, or I may see a solution you don't.

As for the camera, this is your responsibility, not mine. Think of it as an investment in your future. You may need to purchase one for your own cause. They are not expensive and you should be able to purchase one cheaply at your local electronics store. If you have a camera phone that is more than 1 megapixel you are able to take images and upload them to your computer.

I think you need to have a good look at your issue here and get onto it as soon as possible.

JJ


Okay. Now remember when I emailed Michael when I was a little drunk with the made up movie titles?

May I present...

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3 Hours of Porn, Starring Roger Ramjet - Ram Jam Ass Man - IN...
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*** NSFW ***

Michael takes a seat, but left his fly open.
Now he reaches for the remote control....
umm... okay...
I have no idea why he's using this to prop his thing up...
He's still having trouble with his tockley.

Anyway.... After I get all these images I send Michael off a quick email thanking him for being a good lad. His last email with attached images was titled 'I took great risk'

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Michael,

I am confused. What risk are you talking about? Are you referring to the risk of me doing business with you? If so, this is my problem. YOU are the person here looking to find gainful employment in the very competitive porn industry.

Now to your images - Excellent work. However, you made a few spelling errors on the film titles, and because you took so long 4 of those films have been cast and have begun, or are begin production in the next few weeks. I have a great relationship with a few directors, so I will see if they have any parts left.

Now to the problem you seem to be having with your cock. You did see those example pictures I sent you? I told you to make sure you have a big hard on? Did your girlfriend take these pictures? I also asked you to be on a bed or something nice. The background you have used is not very nice. I'm currently have to clean up your pictures right now, which is costing me money to do so. Again.

Your portfolio is not look fantastic. I have to be honest. Could you please see to you have a hard on. I don?t know why you are having so much trouble with this? It's easy. Get your girlfriend to get naked with you. Spank your floppy fella. If you cant maintain an erection why are you even bothering getting into this industry?? I've heard that if you hit it with a cold spoon, you'll get it up quickly.

This is becoming tiresome for me Michael. You have a camera with you. Why would I send you money for one? You appear to fail to understand this basic concept. If you can't even get your dick hard, follow my advice, or set yourself up, then I feel like I'm smacking my head against a brick wall.

You're not risking anything! This is your future you?re investing in. Not mine. Why is this so hard for you too grasp? Go back. Have a look at all the advice I've given you, and for the love of all that is holy - GET A HARD ON!!!

Now I will contact my director friends. Don't take any more pictures until I get back to you. I may need you too provide them with something specific.

Are we clear now Michael?

Jenny




Not only has Michael provided me with with the most spectacular King of hearts in our Lad Deck Project - he really did produce an amazing effort. These emails are long gone. I can't find all of them, but I had Michael believing that with the help of one of my producers, Jojobean, a new porno was being filmed in Benin City at the location of the TWAT Church. I told him the name of the film was 'Alice Does Wonderland', and that he needed a costume for the film. He was going to he the King Of Hearts. Well, here he is... ** Click Image To Enlarge **

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He has been to Western Union some 14 times. He was arrested when I sent him to a bank with his very bad fake ID (he was bailed out by his mother), and now he has finally threatened me with legal action from his family lawyer after he couldn't collect the funds that was chopped by another one of my lads. I provided an address and apparently he went to visit him and told me he couldn't find him (personally I think it was bullshit) He was too scared to go visit another lad.

Anyway, since then my character has died in a street racing accident in Milan, and her much more demanding sister has taken over the business. It's been a month since I emailed him, cause ya know, I was dead.

Also thanks to TFI and his iron clad contract I had my lad sign, I have emailed him again with the cover of his first magazine. In the picture is the Editor of 'GayLad'. He was furious that he never collected the money for his jobs and demanded I do nothing with his pictures. Well I couldn't answer him could I? I was dead.

However, Lola did just send this off.

NN wrote:
Hi Michael,

I understand you were on our books. I also know you know my sister, Rest her soul. Anyway I have some great news. We sold your pictures to a new magazine. Your pictures look fabulous, and you'll be happy to know that this company will be sending this magazine to your home country, so watch for it on the stands.

I did check your contract which says that you would do these types of magazines. So enjoy the cover. I had the editor Ian Hewitt pose for a picture with you on the cover! Front cover is the pinnacle of your work.

Enjoy and congratulations!

Lola.


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Michael didn't respond? What? If you just found out you were on the cover of this magazine what would you do?

Not that it matters. I shot him off another email.

NN wrote:
Hi Michael.

I have to let you know that I am getting a lot of calls about you right now. I have had three phone calls just this morning about you in your magazine spread. 2 of them were for product work. They wanted a very big image for their range of pills. I emailed them an hour ago and told them you would do it. Seeing as we have quite a few pictures of you, we don't need any knew ones. So far we've been able to sell this one picture for almost $4300US!!! That is amazing. I am having the agency send me a picture of the display they'll be projecting your picture on.
This is fantastic for your profile. I have no idea why Doug threw your portfolio in the bin. He did give you your royalty checks for the next year, so thanks for the profit. He no longer works for me, but I can see why my sister loved you. You are a star!

I also hear your magazine is being translated into French for the gay boys in France and along the Ivory Coast. Africa has a closet gay community wanting to bust out in song and dance. You are going to be so popular with the batty boys.

Well done! I'm just glad we don't have to pay you for another year.
Lola


Now, how to piss your lad off...

Take 1 high resolution picture of your lad using a tile (or something) to prop up his tockley.

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Take a good dose of sheep.

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Purchase some advertising space!

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Stir the bait with an extra load of bullshit and a copy of photoshop. Turn the heat up and sit down while you wait for a response.

In 20 mins you have another nail in that coffin.


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Burn lad burn!

Michael the little bastard hasn't emailed me back. Methinks his sudden rise in popularity around the world as the new hot ass on the block for the batty boys has scared him.

Anyway, we're stepping this up. 419Weasel agreed to play the part of 'Lola' and will be calling Michael very soon to discuss his future. I've given Weasel a little background. It should be very entertaining.

Special Thanks to Weasel - My lad is re-hooked.

He didn't even care he was on the cover of a gay magazine. Read this trollop... he sounds very pissed.

Michael/Roger Ramjet - limp noodle of lagos wrote:
Hello Lola,
Thanks for the mail you sent to me. First of all i am repeating myself that the use of my picture is unlawful as i was not paid for the job i did. If you say you have the receipt with you, simply request for the full data of the receiver of the money from western union as i am double sure that the picture that will be shown to you will not and never be mine. When the whole shit happened, i told doug to do the same thing but due to incompetency he was unable to come up with anything good. If you really wanna know all that happened you can simply sign in your sisters mail and you will see all the mails i sent to him including the ones he sent to me too.

I thought you said you were going to call but never had one from you. Lola, to be frank with you though i am in high demand now but i will not provide any pictures of mine not until issues on ground is cleared and my money being paid to me in due course. Doug called me all sort of names but i still remain myself Fayese Michael Abayomi. i had plans to get big but i was ripped off of what i worked fro and being called a scammer again. There are lots of questions that are needed to be trashed but one before the other.


The cover was nice but i have printed the picture and filed it with all the mails i exchanged with doug waiting for justice to be done if my money is not paid to me. You can go ahead with any investigation you wanna do about the money; the payment, who received it, the bank that did the pick up and all necessary thing which i know western union will be willing to give to you on request as they are ready to protect there reputation. I will wait till you are through with your investigations.

i have made alot of plans getting gurls to work for me and even trying to get some biblical snap shot for my portfolio as i had promised jenny but you all fucked everything up and left me in the mist of nothing and you are saying using my picture is lawful.

Please, if you intend to call me i will employ you to please discuss the way forward as i may not be in the mood to entertain any calls that will not bring about the payment of my money as i have had enough of shit from doug. I am very sorry if this sound too ash but i was bruised and treated like a piece of shit.

let us talk about the way forward miss jameson and we will be in goodterms even better that the time i had with jenny, may her soul rest in perfect peace.

thanks


Time to turn up the heat. Twisted Evil

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Hello Michael.

I am still looking into this. I have all the paperwork in front of me. Except your file is incomplete. I am missing bits and pieces. However I do have your contract, and it clearly states that you are willing to do this work to help raise your profile. This job is raising your profile. The magazine 'GayLad' has already been published. They've printed 150,000 copies. Which has been distributed to 12 countries. There is nothing we can do here. This falls under your contractual agreement.

I've called Doug all weekend and he's now ignoring my calls that asshole. He is convinced you were a lying thief and goat fucker (excuse my Latvian) - He doesn't work me for anymore, so I can't even fire him. I am looking into this Michael. You will need to have some faith in me on this. On Jenny's grave I promise to get to the bottom of this.

Seeing as you have requested that I put everything on hold I will call back all my clients and tell them you are unavailable, or something. I don't want to cause you any grief over this. The work is pouring in, and it's terrible that the timing of this. If your interested we still need to get your portfolio ready. I did have a client ready for a billboard for you, but I will have to cancel that also.

Kind Regards,
Lola


Well, it's over. Micheal is gone. He feels as though the last year he's been with Nastie Productions has been the worst year of his life.

Michael travelled to Benin City to appear in his new porno. Anyway, here is a few of the last emails from Michael.

I have sent him one last farewell ---

Remember the billboard photo chop? I did a new one with the help of another baiters trophies. Thanks to Bad-scam

roger ramjet wrote:

Email title: STRANDED

Good evening Lola,
I left for benin from Lagos asyou have directed me but on geting to the address given to me,i was unable to locate Jojo or anyone togiveme clue about him. I checkedat the house opposite the given, it's all the same story andnow i am stranded in the middle of benin. I called him to speak with him but wasconnectedto an answering machine. Ileft a message hoping he willcall back before the end of today. I am sending this mail to you from VIC BIZ CYBER CAFE located around new Lagos road. I would pleasewant tohear from either Jojo or you before the end of today as i do not know what to do cos this is my second time of coming to benin asyou know and i do not wanna leave without doing what i am here for.

Please Lola, you have to help me out asi do not have a place to lay for the night cos my friend is back in lagos andnotin Benin anymore. I listenedtoyou cos you aremy boss andi think you have to do something now though i will still be trying to call Jojo ifi can reach him but in the absence of that kindly do all you can to get me linked up with Jojo cos i have searched all around for him. I will appreciate a call from you as soon as possible.

Thanks



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Good morning Lola,
I was at the location yesterday as you have directed me to do but did not see any pyramid and the worse of it is that the address given does not worth being a location for any shot. I had to sleep in a mosque for the night cos i do not want to risk the life of the guy that came with me even though i am going to risk mine.

Actually, I came with just one of my men to actually get to see the location before the rest fall in but to my surprise the location does not exist and i am really not happy with the whole situation cos presently i did not make provision for tho and fro transportation which means i am stranded here in a strange land. I was trying to avoid all these that was why i demanded for an up-front payment to cover any incoviniency and at least this will make him Jojo more concerned. I gave him a call when i got to the address yesterday and up till now he has not even try to call back though i left a message in the answering machine.


I am sending this message again from VIC BIZ CYBERCAFE NEW LAGOS ROAD but will be at the mosque where i passedthe night which is located at IRUBI STREET IYARO it is the only mosque at IYARO you can call me or rather tell JOjo to call me so that he can pick myself and my man up and make arrangement about how the rest will get down to the location. I have no time cos i have wasted too much time this is the second time you know and if i do not hear from anyone, that means i will try to get maens of tranporting myself and my man back to Lagos but it will be on record that i listened to you and i got FUCKED UP.

I await to hear from you on or before 1pm today but if i dont, i will be in Lagos in 8hrs to this time .

Thank you


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Good afternoon Lola,

hanks for the mail but what you did will not help one inch cos the picture sent to me was not properly arranged, It does not real and to be frank i never expected you will desend so low to the extent of not being able to put up a good picture quality that will make me want to go ahead in this shit. Probably this is the compensation you were talking about but i am assuring you that this will not repeat itself cos you are just like Doug no difference. You wanna ruin the good work Jenny had put to gether.

Oh well, i will be on my way back to Lagos but will not be able to send any pictures to you presently as i have already stated before i left Lagos but on getting to Lagos i will definately send you a picture of myself at the Oba's palace premises and you will know that i am not making a fool out of myself as u wetre trying to do. If you have any better thing to say you can call or rather let us pretend nothing ever happened.

I think yopu can go ahead with tearing the aggreement cos you are not in line with any aggreement and all the pictures you used without my permission i think you should also tear it apart with the aggreement. i do not think there is going to be any more Jenny in this industry. I think with all i have seen, i am through with Nastie Production and any lawful action may proceed anytime. I thought you were going to make me forget what happened lately but never knew you were going to complicate issue. Yopu can go ahead to send any mail i am through with you Lola.

Have a pleasant day baby.


I can send you any mail? Okay...

NN wrote:
Hi Michael,

Seeing as you've been unable to respond to my last email and provide me with any extra images for your portfolio we have decided to cancel your account with us. We unfortunately have wasted so much time with you we've had to sell your pictures to make up for all that time. It's been an extremely painful experience working with you and know that you will never be a porn star. You are destined to remain a wannabe loser who could never deliver, or even get a hard dick!!! You limpy lap taffy was pathetic.

Thank you for your images. We just sold your pictures again to billboard company wanting to warn people about the dangers of having intercourse. Please see the image I have attached. You will be famous. This billboard is in Nigeria. In line with your contract you are now absolved from us and the images you have supplied are now the property of Nastie Productions. Mind you, you did make quite a few of us laugh.

Thank you for being a complete waste of time. However you have provided us with at least some way to make up for the fuck up you are. Please don't email us ever again.

Blessed be,
Lola


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All I ever wanted to do was help Michael realise his dreams of becoming a porn star... and look at the thanks I get.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thumbs up True baiting greatness.

Wonder what Ira would say about that? ... Oh, yeah. Who cares?

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Master
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

you really are a nasty nurse Laughing

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Hauser
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Respect! That´s awesome....

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Lando
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Brilliant

I laughed my ass off.

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CowboyBuck
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Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Something to aspire to

Image

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RoyalFlush
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Joined: 30 Dec 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing

(Adding Nurse Nasty to the list of people I never, ever want to piss off.)

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing clapping Laughing clapping Cracking stuff, Nursey. Very Happy


Royal Flush, have you only just realised that? Laughing

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Brando Flux
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

10/10.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

that is too funny!!!! great work
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

RoyalFlush wrote:
(Adding Nurse Nasty to the list of people I never, ever want to piss off.)


Meow. I am such a pussy cat.

Unless of course if you're a scamming lad who loves to drop his pants at the first mention of money....

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Professor So And So
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Please tell me I don't have to worry about the pics I sent. Shocked

Excellent bait, NN. Thanks for taking the time to post it. I remember seeing the pics somewhere, but never knew what the hell happened.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

amazing. That gaylad magazine and the nigerian billboard had me crying. I haven't laughed that hard in I don't know.
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Angelfish
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Joined: 30 Aug 2008
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

O......M.........G!!!! I"m speechless with awe.

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All I ever wanted to do was help Michael realise his dreams of becoming a porn star... and look at the thanks I get.


I think you were most generous, considering limp willies aren't much in demand for porn movies.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Splendid! Almost felt sorry for him! Well...nearly almost.
I'll make a mental note not to get sick in Oz!

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Joined: 18 Dec 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love that first pic with the bombed
out room in the back. Nice work!

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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 536
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!


PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh that's just awesome, but is it wrong that I find the poster arousing? Embarassed










Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:


I'm currently working on a second Roger Ramjet. He's into cross dressing. Well he will be by the time I'm finished with him. Very Happy


Sweet Jesus... - use of the billboard, truely inspired, bravo

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is so good it should be a sticky.
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bluebaiter
Master Baiter


Joined: 14 Oct 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Inspired work. The billboard is beyond my wildest baiting aspirations!


Well done NN

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

you are a genius, nuff said
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Lehigh Guy
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Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Astounding! I didn't even open the NSFW pictures and smply could not believe those hysterical pictures. Can you imagine this guy wondering whether or not anyone he knows will see one of the sheep billboards? That was pure genius. The King of Hearts photo shoot is a classic! BRAVO!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes. THAT shameful bastard. [email protected] slept in a mosque.
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