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smartbomb
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:23 pm |
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News today from Newcastle United is that a consortium is ready to take over.
A buch of millionaires are looking to buy my club.
They're Nigerian ! 
Wonder where al that money came from ....
One things for sure, I wont be paying for my season ticket via WU 
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_4180861,00.html |
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MuguBasher
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Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 91
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:26 pm |
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I've seen articles on the web already about people who think it's a scam
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However, a Nigerian company claim they have �350million behind them - and are bidding to secure the remaining funding which would improve their chances of a successful takeover.
"Right now I am happy to tell you that well meaning Nigerians have responded and the consortium of Nigerian entrepreneurs has so far contributed �350million to buy the club. |
Sounds familiar  |
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You are just an idiot. Who cares about the money? Of course there will be added charges. You can go fuck your mother for all I care. We will hand your shipment over to the police if you do not make payments in a the next seven days. Liar!
"so hope you will be ready with the advanced payment , before i send the rest."
And how dare you fool your self and think you are fooling the diplomatic service??? |
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smartbomb
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:31 pm |
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The players want to extra careful when cashing their weekly pay cheques
No doubt the current Chairman - Mike Ashley - will have to pay a few small fees to clear a little red tape before the deal is finally done .... |
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bill2
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Joined: 10 Sep 2006
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Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:52 pm |
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I almost hope it's a scam, that would wake up the media and maybe someone might get pissed enough to do something about it. |
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Simba
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Joined: 19 Nov 2006
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:24 pm |
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Sounds like a classic overpayment scam to me.
He'll offer Mike Ashley £200M, send him a dodgy cheque for £500M, and ask for the refund of monies to be expressed via Western Union...
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GomerPyle
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Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:36 pm |
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So - I guess St James' Park will become the home of safaris.
Didn't I see a headline saying that the current owner lost £300m on gambling HBOS shares would rebound ?
It goes from bad to worse.
Doesn't help having Ernie Wise buying your players for you. (Did I get the name wrong ?  ) |
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:31 pm |
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I'm a Hull City supporter. I'm really trying hard not to gloat, because we waited104 years for this.
No team is too famous or popularly supported to go down and the way the Magpies are going about it they will prove that thesis right. They should have never sacked Sir Bobby because they only finished fourth in the league. |
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smartbomb
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:41 pm |
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Newcastle have been an absolute shambles year after year.
Everyone wants to play Newcastle at the mo. Its an easy 3 points.
I do hope its a classic 419, and that Ashley falls for it big time !
"Dear Mike
I have been to the bank today and they said they need a further payment of £1,000,000 to obtain your risky free certificate. Please send payment immediately
The Nigerians"
I hope they take him for every penny. |
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Mugatu
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From: Abeke Johns <[email protected]>
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Dearest Asley Mike,
Forgive me contact you like this, and yes it will be surprise to you.
I am Abeke Johns, who work in finance department of Nigeria Bank here in Lagos. One of our customer, who share the same name as you, got relegated from premiership in a football disaster, leaving 750,000 (7 hundred fifty million dollar US).
I contacted you after I find your name on the yahoo internet directory of premiership football managers. You are the man I seek to make business with, and be sure of a succesful premiership campaign for United Newcastle FC. I can give you 40% of the funds, 350,000 (3 hundred million and half US) if you can help me to get the funds out of the country. They are currently held in security deposit, and I need someone who will help me stand as foreign partner, that is why I come to you. This has worked before well, my previous business partner in Thailand and UAE has helped Manchester City in this way, so I can assure you this transaction is entirely 100% risk free.
Please forward to me a copy of your international passport, with the following informations:
1) Full name
2) Age
3) Occupation
4) Full business and home address
5) Current position in league
6) Current net worth of United Newcastle FC
7) Full bank account details
Write this details to me at: [email protected]
And call me on my personal phone soonest to discuss the deal.
Remain bless.
Abeke Johns |
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smartbomb
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:25 pm |
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^^^ funny as hell ! fantastic work Mugatu  |
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sir scam alot
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:36 pm |
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^^^I'm not a soccer fan, but that was hilarious. |
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Mr Tambourine Man
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Joined: 06 Jun 2008
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Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:25 am |
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What about all these widows in refuge camps with millions of dollars that could be used to buy football camps? |
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NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
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Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:48 pm |
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Magpies? How did your football team get the name of Magpies?  |
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smartbomb
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Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:00 pm |
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^^^ Magpies are Black and White. As is our home strip. |
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wummer
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Joined: 23 Sep 2008
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Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:01 pm |
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personally i've got no love for the barcodes but these are desperate times and i feel for you
Ashley is so keen to get rid you could end up in anybodies hands
mugatu
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
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Location: Far East LA
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:30 am |
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Don't tell me...the new Captain is ??? |
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Tommo Shanter
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:34 pm |
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Do they never learn? Sorry smartbomb but this debacle just gets better and better.
Let's appoint another Cockerny. Excellent idea!
http://tinyurl.com/4t64ux |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Roycropper
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Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
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Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:29 am |
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Oh well, you don't have to worry about the Carling Cup anymore.
As the magpie's anguish could continue for some time, can you take this to the football thread?
Otherwise a precedent will be sent for each club in each type of football to have its own thread, which would be chaotic. |
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COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
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