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MinisterOfBourbon
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
Location: Dildo, Newfoundland
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:15 pm |
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Whatsinitforme, I hereby bless your fine bourbon. May it warm the depths of your soul and not deliver you face-up on the floor squirming in your own excrement.
I have also blessed my three fingers of Pappy Van Winkle 20 yr. on the rocks, (I was feeling girlie, so I added ice.), which now sits patiently on my holy coaster of Antioch. My meager tithings only allow one of this fine bottled nectar a year, but it gets me closer to the Almighty.
Then, a Manhattan with Bookers will be in order. A bit blasphemous, but nice.
Simba, there is nothing "mini," about me. Making me out to be a sidekick to YW is just not right. I hurts my delicate feeeeelllliiiings...
Oh yeah, I don't bike or swim.
I drink, make stuff on my wood lathe, smack around my heavy bag, drive my muscle car (1968 Oldsmobile 442), and contemplate why I'm such an asshole.
It completes me.
-MoB |
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:21 pm |
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YW is a real person? He actually exists?
I thought he was invented by the Mods to distract Slightly from hating all of humanity, and YW's posts were collectively composed in the Mod lounge after too much Pimm's.
And no real human could be that small, lift that much weight, cycle that far and be that twisted.
Anyway, welcome MoB - I think you and I will get along fine |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:22 pm |
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MinisterOfBourbon wrote: |
Simba, there is nothing "mini," about me. Making me out to be a sidekick to YW is just not right. I hurts my delicate feeeeelllliiiings... |
That was never my intention.
I was just drawing a very loose comparison, because it somehow seemed appropriate given YW's Doctor Evil personae.... |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:25 pm |
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MinisterOfBourbon wrote: |
Simba, there is nothing "mini," about me. |
That's not what YW says. He says he can barely feel anything. |
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MinisterOfBourbon
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
Location: Dildo, Newfoundland
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:26 pm |
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I know, Simba. I was just feigning righteous indignation.
But I do know that YW has a bad case of smallcox.
Don't ask me how I know, please.
-MoB |
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MinisterOfBourbon
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
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Location: Dildo, Newfoundland
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:29 pm |
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Jojo, YW can't feel anything because he long ago blew out his O-ring from too many liasons with rump rangers in various parks and rest areas for money.
Hey, a guy's gotta make a living.
-MoB |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:31 pm |
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MinisterOfBourbon wrote: |
I know, Simba. I was just feigning righteous indignation. |
I know MoB. I was just feining compassionate concern....... |
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=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:33 pm |
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Hey asshole (MoB), you were not supposed to give away my deepest darkest secrets. Keep it up and I might have to spill the beans about you and that alter boy.
Hey mods... can we just change his title now to "asshole"? I can pretty much guarantee that sooner or later, you will probably do it on your own anyhow. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:34 pm |
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^^^
Leave Slightly and the prof out of this. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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MinisterOfBourbon
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
Location: Dildo, Newfoundland
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:47 pm |
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"Hey mods... can we just change his title now to "asshole"? I can pretty much guarantee that sooner or later, you will probably do it on your own anyhow." -YW
Do you all see what I have to put up with here? YW just resorts to hurtful, destructive comments and labels me. Why? What have I done? I am innocent in this and don't feel that this kind of abuse is warranted in any way.
I think it has something to do with his drunken 3:00 a.m. calls to my phone asking me to come over. YW, it's not going to happen. As we discussed, you don't have the appropriate level of cash.
He's always like this, but it's not his fault. All that biking in his little spandex shorts has made him this way. Plus the fact that his erectile dysfunction is flaring up again due to the little bike seat he rests his ass on.
I just hope that someday, YW becomes a more compassionate and empathic person, enjoying every day as if it were a blessed gift from God.
Until then, he's just a dick, but a well-meaning dick.
By the way, that altar boy was asking for it.
-MoB |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:50 pm |
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Not sure how I missed this thread, but welcome, MOB. Nice to have another impotent and hate-filled member on the boards. |
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MinisterOfBourbon
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
Location: Dildo, Newfoundland
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Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:45 pm |
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Thanks for the welcome, Professor.
However, I would ask that you not use a picture of my wife as your avatar anymore. It's just plain rude to do so without permission.
Geez. The nerve of some people!
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