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Col. Mustard
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Stand At Ease.."

Howdy folks,

Have been wasting vast amounts of company time reading this forum .. (oh yeah .. I am the company Rolling Eyes) Having read through the tips and safety points I think I'm ready to cast out my first bait.

Have been thinking about an angle on having some fun - I like the idea of safari's and putting the lads to as much trouble as possible. I've a few ideas that should provide a wee bit of fun.

This has probably been done but..

If a mercenary can't trust someone who's scammed his bank out of $24m who can he trust...

Standby for lots of pictures of old planes, Nissan pick-ups, hiding places and deserted landing strips!!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Col. Mustard - Welcome a'board, and well done for reading up and getting a good understanding of the safety tips.... Thumbs up

Don't be shy about asking for any advice, you'll always find plenty of experienced baiters happy to share their knowledge and skills.

Also, don't be discouraged if your first lads don't jump through a hoop for you (literally.. Wink )
keep plugging away and eventually you will get the trophies and safaris.... Very Happy

Oh, almost forgot to mention.
We do have an excellent mentor scheme that you might want to sign up for: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=122306&start=350

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hey colonel

didnt take me long to get the lads filling forms, posing for ridiculous photos and performing hilarious rituals. Oh and not to mention the Safari from Nigeria to Benin Republic.

All that in less than 6 months !!!

Have fun, bait safe and keep chipping away at them

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Greetings Colonel!

If you need to co-operation of a retired US Marine to assist in operations against the Lads, then Captain is at your service. Just PM me if needs must.

I think I should point out that I am not, and have never been, a US Marine - Captain Mal is only my baiter persona.

ETA Masking since this is now in General Chat.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to Eaterville Col. Mustard. What were you thinking of killing Prof. Plum with the candlestick in the study like that?

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Standby for lots of pictures of old planes, Nissan pick-ups, hiding places and deserted landing strips!!


You've been watching too many episodes of the 'A Team'! Good luck with the trophies. Learn to walk before you run and get yourself a mentor who will help you do that.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to Eater Col. Very Happy Definitely check out the mentor scheme they've got going. It's not a love scam, really, pop on over & make a request.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to eater, Col Mustard! I love that name.. Laughing
Enjoy teaching the lads the military way of doing things. Wink
And watch out for yastreb's Malcolm Reynolds...he's an irascible sort!
Nice of yastreb to offer his services to you. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome Colonel.

I wish you luck with your mission.
Just remember that all your planning can go out the window at first contact with the enemy.
However as they say "Who Dares Wins".

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Col. Mustard
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for the welcome folks..

I'll be looking for some advice pretty soon - its been like casting your bait into a trout farm - my reply to a spare letter had hardly left the Outbox when a reply had arrived - pretty keen little lad as well. But the weekend is here so he can sweat till Monday - that's lesson #1 complete! Very Happy

You never know maybe yastreb's Malcolm Reynolds could come out of retirement as an Advisor I think that's the term we use these days. So I've fastened up the old Para smock, dusted of the beret and the Wild Geese are about to fly again.

"I love the smell of keyboards in the morning"

Have a good weekend

The Col.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

RIIIGHT you 'orrible little man. We will be square bashin yew until yews learns the correct drills for contacts with lads. Colonel or no Colonel. If yews goes out there advancing at lads with the wrong safety drills, yews will get 'orrible little men knockin on your door. And we don't want that do we?!?! So don't get a bag on, get a mag on and stag on in them stickies. As you were.....
To your mentor.... FORWARD wait for it, wait for it........
MARCH!

Welcome to eater you nutcase. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome!Love the avatar,one of my favorite movies.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

_Tommo you beat me too it..

Anywho Col, welcome to the weird and trying times of Mugu War.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome, Colonel! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Now that the XO has authenticated ^^^ I'll enter the A.O.

From one Colonel to another, Watch your Romeo, make sure you read the F.M.'s and stay within the perimiter. You can bunk in the C.P.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tsk. Far too many military references, and not nearly enough Cluedo ones. And I am surprised at some of you - no smutty comments about Miss Scarlett in the billiard room with the rope? Shocked Laughing

Welcome, Col. Mustard. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Eight: I would have gone with the candle stick reference myself, but you know how I am.... Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think we should leave Miss Scarlett out of it until she comes here to speak up for herself. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to Eater Col. Mustard! Very Happy

Love your comment:
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to the frontline, Colonel!
That’s a dirty war, we fight a merciless (sometimes also brainless…) enemy, so be well prepared before shooting at the target!
Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Received all the family photos and passport garbage this morning and a request to know more about me - now would an international mercenary (ahem Advisor) give loads away? enough - just enough!!

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Baits that make me laugh that hardest are ones where there appears to be an entire world going on under the lads nose.

Great start, Col. I'm sure you'll be running lads through the obstacle course in no time!

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It was Mrs. Plum.....in the Library.....with the candlestick. Bait away, Colonel! Welcome aboard and we look forward to hearing from you. Give the lads lots of clues that lead them astray.

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