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maxheadroom
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 385
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Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:30 pm |
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I asked "Michael Dickson PhD" from the central Bank of Nigeria where is PhD was from, and he was upset:
"I have a doctorate degree is accountancy from a University in Nigeria. I will advise you not to ask such questions as they are informal and not in line with the transaction at hand."
So I sent him this reply:
"Subject: In American business everyone asks questions!
Mr. Dickinson, I am appalled that you would use such words with me: "I will advise you not to ask such questions as they are informal and not in line with the transaction at hand." That is very RUDE. If you were in America you would be slapped silly for talking that way to a man of GOD. I want to know what University you went to and if they taught you how to be a smart mouth there, or if you learned it on your own. I will send you my passport after you tell me what university you went to.
Rev. H"
I guess if he really wants my passport he will have to answer my question about his university! Then I might want to know about whether he went to any parties, or did any drinking.....
No answers, NO PASSPORT! (And even with the answers, still no passport). |
_________________ I WONDER WHY IDIOTS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE IN THE UNITED STATES WHILE MUCH BRIGHTER GUYS LIKE US ARE STILL STUCK DOWN HERE IN NIGERIA. LIFE IS JUST NOT FAIR. Johnson Oliseh
PLEASE DONT WISH ME ANY MERRY CHRISTMANS AT ALL OK. Alhaji Ahmed Koffi, 12/27/06
ASHOOLE *DELETED*, THIEF AND STUPID PERSON THAT DOES NOT KNOW HIS LEFT FROM RIGHT. Thygrace Chamber, April 13, 2007
Charles Soludo's Halloween joke: "halloween joke to you my friend. Hope you are well and make sure that you send the last number in good faith ok." Nov 2, 2008
Now i know why you are deaf and dum, because you are so stupid and crazy, so please i dont need to ask you that any more, you are a real joker that what you are SCROLL YOUR ASS." Chuck Soludo Nov 5, 2008 |
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geller
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Sep 2008
Posts: 113
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Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:25 pm |
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I just received an email also chiding me for asking questions. I know I'm new to this, but it sure would seem that it would behoove the lad to at least be cordial as he's trying to bilk me out of some cash. |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:35 pm |
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When you begin asking too many questions, you take control of the bait. The lad wants to retain control, so he objects to the questions. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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FloridaBaiter
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Aug 2008
Posts: 60
Location: Surfing the Hurricane Swells
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Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:49 pm |
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^^^ And then it's extremely important that you take exception to him taking exception. |
_________________ "I won't like someone to double-cross me after this transaction." Phil "Mickleson" Marks (uh oh!)
" I will not fail to bring to your notice this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer."
Mr. Richard Omoh
スコットはASSHAT である
I'm not really a Doctor, I just play one on 419Eater |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:25 pm |
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Is it always appropriate to slap the lad if this happens? I have been asking a lot of questions, and my lad has gotten a little rude. Is it better to appear the victm, or to slap him to let him know that you mean business?
Presently, I have been using a stick-and-carrot type method. First he gets slapped, then he gets rewarded (a small reward, of course, just enough to jerk the line)... |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:07 pm |
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Slapping varies from bait to bait, and the knowledge of when and how hard is something gained by experience. It also depends on what kind of person you're pretending to be.
Another thing; some Lads will maintain a distance and resist any attempt at familiarity - others will try to build up a rapport. In my experience the latter group can be the most rewarding. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 1:03 pm |
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You could ask this lad to supply you with a list of "Approved" questions. if he gives you any you then ask him the same questions one at a time.
Of course you could turn this secretive attitude against him when he next asks you something. It would be height of bad manners to ask where you live or what your private phone number is. That's just too rude. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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FabulousFiasco
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 139
Location: a step ahead of my lad
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:25 pm |
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"I have a doctorate degree is accountancy from a University in Nigeria. |
He could have at least named any university there. Or perhaps he cannot think of any?
I asked my Nigerian lad the same question. He told me he is English and holds a doctorate from the "prestigious Liverpool University".
His thick Nigerian accent and his writing skills say otherwise.
(see signature line below for one of his gems) |
_________________ DR. KOUSO JOSEPH-- COTONOU TO ACCRA
I will appreciate you act fasty because so much time has already be delayed-- Dr. Anderson Wilson
Surprising things are more appreciable than non surprising things, I am going to put a surprise in your face as long as this transaction remains. ---Willis Lee, Loan Officer |
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