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Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Location: In My Own Face
Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:04 am
I got a standard loan lad letter, and my question was:
Dear Mr. Cobbs, I would like to start a business that involves shutting down internet scammers, as they prey on innocent people. Can I get a loan for this purpose?
En1d A. 8ath
Good day, Sequel to your mail, you can get a loan for the requested purpose. Do get back to us with the exact amount you shall be needing as a loan so we can get your application started. RegardsG.cobbs
If only it were true.
_________________ I understand your concern,if this process is legal or not.Right all i have to tell you is that this process is illegal - Paul Lockett
Please take note my name is DAKORU BAKARE and not Bukake
i got your ATM card and you come and bring your information and also pay your $95 charge and collect the God dam card ok.
ok sorry i got you message, and i going to go fuck myself as you said. thanks very much.
Sir Cumfrence Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Location: Relatively here.
Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:31 am
$419,000 sounds like a good amount to start with.
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thefife "Mercedes Dealer"
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:18 pm
Looks like a good opportunity to let the lad know exactly what you think of him in a wickedly nice way in that loan app.
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:32 pm
That just goes to prove that lads don't read initial replies, hence the reason for keeping them short. Either that, our he's stupid.
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manbiteslion Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:03 am
Of course the response is pure script copied and pasted by a minion, but it does give you some more fun when you start arguing further down the line once the script has run out
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