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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Go right ahead, and exploit him, then! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And there is also a new lad, a doctor, who has a friend, who needs to get the forms quickly Smile
Why don´t they download them themselves?!? My script emails always include the links. Has any lad ever downloaded anything by himself?
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Dear Partner R OIdman,

How are you today, hope fine, my friend told me that he has sent some pictures to you, if you want to pay him for his effort, send the payment of $7,000 to him.

Thanks,
.

He has indeed sent some pictures. About 30, the links of which he himself personally stole from the web!
That qualifies him as an agent. That´s worth 7.000 $ for MM ! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

In response to Johnk's medical claim forms, Jack sends him a little thank-you note...

Jack wrote:
Dear John,

It's so good to hear from you again! I was really getting very worried when there was a week of silence from you.

And I'm glad to see that you attached the claim form and the documentary proof to go with it. I'll look through it tomorrow and get back to you if I think there's anything obviously missing.

Anyway, it's Saturday evening here right now and I'm just about to take my wife out for a meal at her favorite restaurant so I can't write much more. I'll write a proper reply in next few days.

Good to see that you're recovering now!

Jack


Johnk's reply this morning...

Lad wrote:
Sir,
I am fine and fully ready now to go wherever you would want me to go to as long as it is for m00seknuckle organisation,
Do me a favour sir, can you please feed me back after you had processed the forms. if possible you can call me on phone if it requires urgency
I am actually waiting for a positive reply and coperation-as i am really burning to get things done for you-
John


He's willing to go anywhere? It can't get better than that!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You tell him you'll take the wife out for a meal and now he want's you to feed him too? Or is 'feed me back' just the opposite of 'take out for diner' ... very confusing...
Anyway, good that he's willing to travel... there's lots of career-opportunities for motivated personnel... he should be carefull with the burning though, it doesn't make him look better on pictures.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In a very email early from Johnk last year, he suggested that MM hold a modeling event at "0budu Cattle Ranch Resort". He seemed very excited about it, and when Frumpy and I did a search for the place, it turns out that Johnk had posted a message on the ranch's message board claiming to be a representative of a world-famous modeling agency. I think he likes the place, so now seems like the perfect chance to combine the two loves in his life: A trip to 0budu Ranch Resort on M00seknuckle business! The good thing being that 0budu is on the other side of Nigeria, about 50 or so miles from the Cameroon border.

So, Jack sends off the following...

Jack wrote:
Dear John,

I am very pleased to read your last email. Such enthusiasm and so soon after your injury. You are a very dedicated man, John, and I am glad that I know you.

I took a look through your forms and it all looks good. I've passed them on to our legal team and asked them to be very thorough and look for ANY reason the insurance company might complain. I want this to go smoothly for you so that there are no unnecessary delays getting your expenses to you. I read your report of the accident and I feel even more troubled that you went through such an ordeal. I know it's just money for now but it's only the start of what I, and all of MM, will do to encourage your success with us.

And on that subject...
John, I have a very important question to ask you. I was in a meeting this morning with Pat Cr0kin (she's the person who does all the organizing for our modeling events). Part of the meeting was to discuss whether we should have another meeting in West Africa, and more importantly... where. Well, I'm not sure why it came to me, but in a moment of inspiration I remembered your email from a few months ago in which you recommended 0budu Ranch Resort in the east of Nigeria. I mentioned this to Pat and she seemed to think it was a good idea, too. The only problem we have is that we have never been there before and are not sure of the facilities. Most importantly, would it be large enough, plenty of rooms for the guests, and would it provide the same sort of atmosphere that we've come to expect.

John, my question is... would you (and Mike, too?) be willing to go to 0budu Resort on a fact-finding and scouting mission? I trust your opinion, John, and I would prefer someone like you to go there and get a personal feel for the place himself, instead of relying on reports from other people. Would you be willing to do this? Maybe Mike can accompany you, too, so that he can prepare a report, too? I really hope this sounds reasonable and something that you can do.

If you agree, Pat or I will write to the 0budu management and tell them that some representatives from our company will be visiting with a view to booking a large international modeling event if the facilities are right. I will also supply you with identification, if you wish, to show who you are (so when you arrive at 0budu you can prove you're the people they're expecting).

I am hoping that you can do this for us, John. If you perform well, I know that my choice in throwing all of my support behind you will be seen as being fully justified to all the other managers here. And, I have to admit, I really want to show the other people here that you can do the things that I personally believe you can achieve. This is your chance to shine like a star right from the start!

Write back and let me know your thoughts. If you want some time to think about it, then that's okay. I won't pressure you into making a quick decision, and you have this week and next week to think about it if you want. If you haven't decided by next Friday (the 30th of January) then that's okay, too, and I will find someone else, with no negative feelings toward you. I understand that such a large responsibility so early in your career with us might be daunting and worrying. I'm hoping you DON'T feel that way, of course! I'm just saying that you shouldn't feel any pressure to say "yes" simply because of what I've said.

I have attached an employment contract to this message for you to complete and return. Every employee for a company registered in the US must complete a Contract of Employment (it's the law here) when they start working for the company. Now that you're fit and ready to start, I think you should be officially made an employee of the company.

Anyway, that's enough writing for me for one email! Please have a serious think about what I have asked you and let me know your decision as soon as you are absolutely certain whether it's "yes" or "no". If it's "yes", I will write further and let you know what I would like you to find out at 0budu.

hoping to hear from you soon,

Jack

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's the cattle ranch's webpage, which contains lots of nice pics.
It sure looks adaquate for the mooses. Cool
http://obuducattleranch.info/

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, thanks Very Happy

We hope he is happy about this amount of trust we put into him.

In order to encourage his friend Mike to possibly accompany him, we have also accepted Mike as MM staff. Sent him this, oh, and another pdf to fill in Very Happy :
Quote:
Dear Applicant,

Thank you for your application. It was not 100% perfect but we have decided to accept you to enforce the M00seknuckle Modeling staff.

Congratulations!

Please find attached your Employment Contract. Print it out, sign it and send it back. From them on you consider yourself being a member of the M00seknuckle staff.

--
Faithfully yours, R. OIdman

It´s the form that mewing_ghecko made. It also says, payments only at the end of a quarter. - well...March 31st isn´t that far away, is it? Wink

EDIT Oh my, "enforce" was the wrong word. I hope it makes sense to him nevertheless.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

well done fellas. you two have been very busy. it is unfortunate that emily (the company accountant) hasn't had much to do lately, she's been spending most of her days looking at porn on the internet. We really should have a talk with her.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now look at this !!

Mike sent me NOT the Employment Contract but my email accompanying it ! He printed it out, signed it (my email, with all its mistakes!) and scanned it back again!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Frumpy

Broken link.. Sad

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You are too kind Embarassed (blush)

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Here it is again. It´s also here now : http://members.419eater.com/~frumpybb/images/document.jpg

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Concerning £mily (the company accountant).

I overheard a conversation in a nail bar that she is something of an enigma. Rumour has it she was held hostage by her identical triplets. One of which runs a ghecko breeding farm in tibet and the other that wickedly and with malace aforethough stole some money from a company and is now imprisoned on Devil's Island, spending her time writing a work of fiction about a modelling agency run by an otter.

She has of course been set free and is PMing everyone the pron sites she has been frequenting.

Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cathartic Kate wrote:
is PMing everyone the pron sites she has been frequenting.


well i hope they are free, the only ones I find ask for a CC... Wink




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is it wrong that your recorded message made me, ummmm, tingle? Embarassed Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Frumpy, make sure Mike signs the contract and returns it! The wording will make sure that we have a very solid and unalterable reason for not giving them travel expenses if/when they decide on going to 0budu Ranch. Johnk has signed his and returned it this morning.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is what the lad had written to the above attachment:
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I AM HAPPY TO RECIEVED THE AGREMENT FORM . I HOPE TO BE DELIGENT TO DO MY BEST PLE ASE EXCEPT MY THANKS I HOPE TO HEAR FORM YOU.


FAITHFULLY YOURS MIKE

My sober answer :
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Dear applicant,

thanks for your quick reply but obviously there has been a misunderstanding. No harm done, but :

We need the Employment Contract, which was attached to the previous email (and is again to this very one), filled and sent back by you.

We have received the appropriate document from Mr. John K today.

Faithfully yours, RandaII

They really should act like a team Very Happy like Laurel & Hardy. Has Stanley lost the Contract? Now here´s another fine mess... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Slaphappy: In your message above where you link to 0budu, can you mask out the name of our company, please? We're down to one cached reference in Google and your post above will start to show up (if it isn't already, that is). Just capitalizing the "o"s won't work. Thanks!


Johnk update.

This arrived yesterday after I had sent him both the employment contract and the request to go on a fact-finding mission to 0budu Ranch Resort...

Lad wrote:
Sir,
Thank,s for your kind gesture, I still stand by my promise to take m00seknuckle to a greater heights in life as long as excellence is concern,
have you gone thru the medical forms/ have you seen all that i suffered for a period of time, What is the next step, as i am now ready to sweep into action with my team. Here is the filled form
John


He attaches the contract, signed and dated and all correct. But he does seem rather calm and lacklustre about what I've asked him. Hmm. Perhaps I've misjudged him?

Anyway, I try not to sound too disappointed and continue mentioning how great it would be to go to 0budu...

Jack wrote:
Dear John,

Good morning to you! (It's morning here; I realize it's not morning where you are right now.) How are you today? Your words make me think that you are recovered completely from your accident, which is very good news. I did read the report of your accident, as I mentioned in my last email. I feel terrible that you had to go through such things, especially as it was kind of related to M00seknuckle Modeling business. What can I do now except apologize for causing you so much inconvenience. But that's nothing compared to what you have coming, John!

Thank you for signing and accepting the employment contract. I will send this to the legal department so that everything is proper and correct according to the laws here.

Now, on to serious matters... the fact-finding trip to 0budu so that you can make a report that will be presented to the managers here. I hope that you are having a long and hard think about this request and that you arrive at a decision that has good reasons behind it. I don't want to pressure you either way, but I think you can probably guess which decision I would like you to make.
Also, please consider taking your friend Mike with you, if you need companionship. A trip with two people is usually better than going on your own. I know that Randa11 accepted and passed his application form, meaning that Mike will be invited to join the company. I think this would be a perfect way for the pair of you to begin your respective careers at MM.
But I said I wouldn't try to push you one way or the other, so I won't mention anything more like that.
Let me know as soon as you've decided in absolute certainty and then we can move forward.

stay well,

Jack


This morning, however, something wonderful appears...

Lad wrote:
Subject: I WILL SURELY GO TO 0BUDU

Sir
Sorry i did not even glanced at the mail yesterday it was this morning i saw your request if i could go to 0budu for fact finding, Sir without being told, i think you are aware what i will ever say, as long as it is for m00seknuckle,s growth i can go anywhere you send me to as long as my company could supply me the materials needed for a successful trip.
send me all that identifications i may need to introduce myself to the ranch management and other things i would need, per aventure i might stay a few days to be able to gather all the information i might need for your perusal.
Talking about it. is like trying to leak out my strategies to you sir, as long as Africa is concern, if you can only be providing me with whatever i may need, i will scount and win models for us untill you ask me to stop, it is no magic i know where they are and i know how to throw my net to catch them,
For the 0budu trip count it done as long as you can provide everything that i need to go with.
The best of me is all i have to give so give me your best
Thanks
John


How excellent is that email? Johnk's as good as safaried already, I would say, and the good thing is that he'll come back from his trip to 0budu happy and eager for more work, thinking he's completed an important mission for MM.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good developments Very Happy

OK, SkypeIn is ready at last, called SoIomon quickly, he says the brochure is ready but the team demanded "my" number so that they would not feel like "talking against a brick wall" :

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

wow, M00seknuckle needs more employees like john.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow, what a good employee John is. I like how he confused commas and apostrophes although thats little irrelevant and not too surprising, heh.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Johnk's my favourite lad at the moment. And definitely competing for the position of my most favourite of all time.


Anyway, poor Kennedy 0modi. He first appeared on the previous page and was a resurrected lad, originally contacting MM at the start of September. He'd been in the hospital all that time, apparently.

Anyway, I sent him the application form and waited...

Lad wrote:
Dear Jack smeh0ffik.

Thank you for the mail, i am really happy to hear from you, i will fill the form and sent to you in no soonest time,

Say exoect it by monday, but i don't have the ful details in the form , but i will fill the ones i have and my passport.

Thank you and God Bless.

Kennedy O.


Jack wrote:
Dear Kennedy,

I received your email and noted that you will most likely send your completed form back to me on Monday. I shall wait eagerly for its arrival.

best wishes,

Jack


That was last week.

Monday arrives and no form.

On Tuesday, however...

Lad wrote:
Dear Jack smeh0ffik,

I'm very sorry for the delaying, i will send the document latest on thursday,because i have a little problem with my scaner as soon i put it in order i will send you the latest on thursday.

Kennedy 0modi.


Okay, problems with the scanner. I get that a lot, too, when I'm asked for a passport scan.

Jack wrote:
Dear Kennedy,

I received your email and the reason for the delay has been noted well. I will look forward to seeing your form by Thursday.

best wishes

Jack


Today, Jack receives...

Lad wrote:
Dear Jack,

Thanks for your mail, i didi not recieved the application form, i want you to send me the application form, i want to let your that i do not have a spounsor.

I will like your company to have your branch here in Nigeria

Thanks and stay blessed till i hear from you.

Yours Sincerely

Mr.Kennedy 0modi.


Anyone with a keen memory (or the ability to press the "Previous" link and read the previous page in this thread) will know that this is an exact copy of one of his earlier emails. Very strange.

Jack wrote:
Dear Kennedy 0modi,

What do you mean by the email you have just sent me? (Find it copied below for your information.)

You are saying in that email that you did not receive an application form but earlier this week you promised that the application form would be returned by Thursday at the latest. I'm not sure what you are telling me now.

Please clarify the situation, thanks.

Jack


Let's see what he has to say for himself. Remember, these are lads we're trying to prep for a safari. You can probably appreciate that I'm not hopeful Kennedy will be able to find his way out of the room never mind finding his way to Benin or wherever we try to send him.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

mewing_ghecko wrote:

@SlapHappy

is it wrong that your recorded message made me, ummmm, tingle? Embarassed Wink

Shocked
UMM..Yes. {not that there is anything wrong with that.}

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I get ENDLESS entertainment out of this thread! And when I get time/Money/ a brain, I'd love to try a variation on it.

Luv ya work guys bow_down

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks Very Happy By the way, Jack has a private phone number since yesterday. And if Jack is not available / needs more than 30 seconds to answer the phone, guess what he is going to get to hear (SlapHappy-approved) ?
Darle a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena - "Thank you for calling MM " Very Happy Very Happy
Unfortunately, I could only upload the first 60 seconds of the whole 150 of your work. Thanks again, InternationalChrysis! At last I have worked out how to make good use of it.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Yeah, the funniest part is the male voice saying, "M******e has the best service in the world." Smile

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