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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:26 pm

FrumpyBB wrote:

What are MM´s plans for Peter?

Peter is continuously whining about the $$. he wanted the bank to transfer his money to his 'uncles' account, unfortunately his uncles bank hasn't met the security requirements with international banking laws. Thus the need for Hom3land s3curity forms and the banks board approval.

Unfortunate for peter, the board doesn't meet again until the 17th.

He understands the Guchi deadline is the 12th, he has mentioned that.

we have two options, wait until the 12th for the proposal or try to get him to travel to the bank, where there may be a potential for arrest?

what bank would overlook a forged bank transfer receipt for $25,000.00?

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:06 pm

Quote:

E-tickets has been received.
Dear Sir,

l have just received the E-ticket on thursday 4/12/08 at 7.00pm, with thanks.

Thanks
God bless
Anthony.

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:26 pm

This in from Anthony(Becky) to Jack...

Lad wrote:

Dear Sir,

Which airline do l and my company come with, form Abidjan and the real
comfirmation ticket.Please how do l go.The comfirmation ticket is very important, or is there any other ways.Sir, explain to me.

Thanks
Anthony

I can smell a "I need money for airfare" whine coming on very soon.

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:29 pm

Yes. He´s in the "office " atm. Like a silly lamb, he is asking Randy how to come to Benin Rolling Eyes

Quote:

Dear Sir,

Waht is the comfirmation ticket, how do l go from Abidjan to Benin.
Please sir explain to me.

Thanks

Errr...turn left?

This is going to be the beginning of a big friendship..err, argument, I reckon : Smile

Quote:

Dear Applicant,

It is time for you and your group to start tomorrow morning so that our Simba team can welcome you at the designated place, in front of the Novotel in Cotonou, to greet you with your initial payment and a little extra bonus which is meant to cover your small travel expenses.

Regards, Randall

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:09 pm

Encouraging news from the Kwuf0du team, though!

I told John K that Jack would be travelling from the US to Benin on (his) Wednesday afternoon, so from that time until this morning, I went silent. This afternoon, I emailed him.

Jack wrote:

Dear John,

I have not heard from you, I guess that means you are en route to Cotonou?

Anyway, I arrived this afternoon, and the place is amazing! I love it, it is so beautiful and scenic and it's like heaven on Earth! I can't wait for you and your guests to come here and see just how amazing this place is.

Let me know when you get in to Cotonou, okay? I hope everything's okay and your journey is a good one.

sincerely

Jack

Lad wrote:

Dear Sir;
Thank,s in earnest for your concern; we appreciate, we were disapointed by our bookings we are leaving Abidjan for Cotonu first thing tommorow; we cannever miss this golden oportunity of having a glimse of what Adam and Eve missed in the garden of eden.
pray for our safe journey sir;
Do;nt forget to reserve any part of the show that we will miss for us.
John.

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:52 pm

Having heard nothing for over a day from all the lads we expect to go to Cotonou, I sent them the following...

Jack wrote:

Hi LAD'S NAME!

Where are you? You're missing a great time here, and it's only the first morning! Last night, the opening dinner, was great, and it's amazing to meet all the new agents and some of the new models from the area that they brought, too. I wish you had been here to see it, but I guess you've been delayed? Please try to make it! It great here, and we still have two more days left!

looking forward to seeing you when you get here,

Jack

So far, Anthony(Becky) has replied with this.

Lad wrote:

Dear Sir,

l received your mail and all the contents understood.As l earler said l have been interested, to attend, but can not make it due financial differculty. l have tried to go by road, Abidjan/ Ghana boarder has been closed because of the Ghana presidential election coming up tommorow 7th Dec 2008.

And l can not go by Air due to lack of money presently.lf there is any other means we can see each other, please you can suggest.l personally suggest that you pass through Abidjan while going back to your station, so that at the same time see all the new Models.

l am not happy for missing such a wounderful event.l am very sorry for the inconvince it may cause you.

Thanks
God Bless
Anthony

Closed borders? If so, that might account for John Kwuf0du's delay, too.

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:07 pm

Yes, it´s been a failure...baiting is like building a house of cards. Crash-boom-bang!

Sent these incredibly lazy filthy lousy scamming dirty no-gooders, err, agents, this:

Quote:

Dear Applicant,

The ShuttIe Bus arrived from Cotonou, including all our African guests who have received E-Tickets, except you.

I hope there is a very good explanation.

Usually this means your agents contract is terminated for your not appearing at the contract ceremony.

For the staff of MM, all I can say is that I am very disappointed of you.

5imba demands MM to pay for their unused, but booked, service just the same.

So your not appearing means a financial loss to our company, money that we could have used for having invited another promising, more reliable West African agent.

I am sorry for any inconvenience this email may cause you, but unless there is a very good and detailed explantion, this terminates your business with MM.
--
Faithfully yours, R. Oldman

So if they want to be invited to our Christmas After-show, or whatever coming, they better act fast!

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:41 pm

So.......... it's Monday and no one showed up. How disappointing.

I sent both John Kwuf0du and Solomon the following email. I didn't send Anthony(Becky) anything as he's already explained he wouldn't be attending.

Jack wrote:

Dear John,

I leave Benin in about two hours from now. It looks like I won't be meeting you and your guests, at least not on this visit.

What happened? Where were you? Each day when the bus came back from the pick-up point in Cotonou, the driver reported that neither you nor your two guests were there, and my heart sank a little more. I'm really REALLY disappointed in you, John. You were so enthusiastic and then ... pffft, nothing! Not even an email to explain why you couldn't attend.

I have to say, John, that this lack of attendance and no communication about why you failed to appear... none of this is making us at M00seknuckle Modeling think that you were very serious about joining our company. Were you serious? Right up until Sunday (your last chance to show up) I would have said that, yes, you probably were genuinely interested in working for us. Now? Now I am thinking that you are nothing but a joker. I really don't want to think this about you, but your behaviour is giving me no choice.

Please, if you are still interested, reply and let me know.

disappointed,

Jack

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:55 pm

Ooh, look! It's Peter and, um, he really likes me!

First, Jack sent him this little reminder/howareyou email.

Jack wrote:

Hi Peter!

A short email just to ask how things are going at the moment. I haven't heard from you for a while, and I would like to remind you that the deadline for submissions for the Gucci job is the end of this Friday. Everything that our designers and idea-people have come up with be despatched to the Gucci advertising team on Friday evening, and anything coming in late will have to be rejected immediately. I don't want to pressure you, though. If you think that you don't have enough time, then that's okay and I can give you another assignment that has a deadline further ahead. Let me know either way, okay?

looking forward to your reply,

Jack

Lad wrote:

Hello Jack!

you are such a wonderful person, your mail is touching and i feel touched with it i promise i will do as you've requested.
my ideals will be ready by friday.
i am doing fine!

Stay bless!
peter.

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:13 pm

so then, emily has to stall the transfer until friday?

Hmmmmm, I don't think ignoring him will be beneficial to our cause.

maybe the bank is being audited by the w0rld banking administrati0n?

edited to add;

Quote:

hello Emily,
i got your mail and i appreciate it.. but i hope it will be ready by tommorow b'cus i have work to submit on friday and i can afford to fail ..please try and be fast on.

i apprecaite your effort all this while.

stay bless

peter.

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:08 pm

Anthony(Becky) is still looking keen!

Lad wrote:

Dear Sir Jack,

Compliment of the season.I am writing in respect to your last mail dated 6th dec 2008 which comments that l should give a good explanation why l did not attend the contract ceremony in Cotonou.As l earlier said, l was facing financial constraint throughout the period that the ceremony took place.l tried my possible best to travel with my group by road, but the Boarder between lvory Coast and Ghana were closed, because of the presidential election in Ghana which took place on the 7th of Dec 2008.Sir, it was on friday 5th dec 2008 the boarders were closed up till 10th dec 2008.

As l earlier said l had no money, to go by Air.l am very sorry for the great financial loss this may cause your company.But l strongly promise that in the near by future l make the entire staff, and of your company happy by working harder as to cover whatever loss you must have incurred.My body and is till with your reputable organisation which l have no regret of knowing. l am always proud of you.

About the new Model with their applications completed, do l send them to you with their full standing photographs.Sir,l repeat l am very sorry for not attending the just concluded ceremony.My great regards to the entire staff and management M00seknuckle Modeling.

Thanks
God Bless
Anthony

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:11 pm

I got the same 23 minutes ago. - Who can be angry with him? I can´t... Very Happy

Any idea as to an "assignment"?

How about one of us still being in Ghana until after the coming weekend? Idea

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:25 pm

to prove his worth with the company he must submit a client proposal layout.

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:36 pm

And Solomon reports in. He also sent this to Randy, so you should have a copy too, Frumpy.

Lad wrote:

Dear Jack,
I only just returned from the burial of my mother. The burial was held in a remote village somewhere in Delta state. To be precise, Aradhe in Isoko North area of Delta state. I had to cut short the event/ burial rites when I was told of the extravaganza in Benin Republic, but the date I was told was for this weekend, so I have now made arrangements on how to be in Benin on Thurday, The 11th of December 2008. Only for me on this public holiday day to go through my mails and discover the mix-up in the date via your mails to me. Need I say more, I am very sorry for not being there.

The issue of being unserious should be ruled out. Like I said, I don't start what I can't finish, but in this case, I left my mother's burial to attend the extravaganza that had passed so I couldn't finish any this time around. Owe all to my secratary, I am very sorry.

For the record, my name is Solomon and not John. Please I will fancy if need be for communication, that the internet is good, but the telephone is better. If I had gotten a call, I would have acted prompto. I hope with this, that the new line of communication be established from now For the benefit of this, please call me on my cell phone number which is open 24 hours (+2348039999999). Once again, on behalf of TEAM SED, we render our apology deep from the heart. Hoping to work with you on a clean slate.
Thanks

Your sincerly,
Solomon E.D.Eb0agu
for TEAM SED

What a story! But so sad. We interrupted his mother's burial. Heartless buggers through and through, that's what we are.

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:46 pm

^^^ A sad story indeed... but he's still serious and sorry too, and his phoneline is open 24/7 (!) so I would say call him whenever you feel the need!... even in the middle of (his) night... Very Happy

I'm sure you can work something out...

Thumbs up

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:53 pm

Peter wants to travel for us again

Quote:

Hello Emily,
How are things out there hope you are ok? I was trying to hear from you yesterday concerning my transfer but i did not hear anything from you, but I hope you are through with it and I will wait for the Information of the transfer so that I can go to Abuja to collect the fund. Waiting to hear from you.

Best regards
Peter

his current IP 62.56.151.112 (Warri).

so if he were to travel it would be a 344 mile journey.

http://www.theairdb.com/connection/ABV-QRW.html

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:36 pm

Here's Solomon.

Compare his ability in English seen in this update to that seen in his last email (the one where he informs Jack about his mother's burial).

Lad wrote:

I SENT U A MAIL YESTARDAY REGISTRALING OUR HEART FELT STATE SINCE LAST NIGHT. THIS EQUALLY A FOLLOWUP TO SAME. GIVE THIS MORNING GUY ANOTHER CHANCE.
CALL OR BUZZ ME TO SHOW OUR SINS IS FORGIVEN
THANKS REGARDS
EB0AGU SOLOMON.E.D
FOR TEAMSED

Jack wrote:

Dear Solomon,

I have just returned to the office this morning after having a few days to recover from the weekend's event in Benin. I have only just read your previous email. I am very sorry to hear about your mother's burial. I was not aware of this and I apologize for any emails that might have seemed insensitive. Please accept my deepest condolences, Solomon. Family and personal matters should always come ahead of business matters, in my opinion, and I fully understand now why you were unable to attend.

I am pleased that you are still keen and enthusiastic to work for our company. This is good news because I saw lots of potential in both your application form and your emails to me. Be assured that I will be making a special effort to explain to the other managers here that you were not wasting our time and that your genuine reasons for absence should be taken seriously. I think you will go a long way with us, Solomon, so expect some news when I have had a chance to talk to the other people here.

My thoughts are with you,

Jack

Lad wrote:

Dear Jack,
Now my joy knows no bounds, the inisal scear of having lost out with your agency gave me and the rest of the staff the jitter that head almost rolled that does not mean the sec did not go. million thanks for understanding.
the next time l send you a mail it shall be for potentials\ would be models for your screaning would be raw but the are potentials trust me.
glad to know am back and as such the dream has just began with us all
thanks.
yours sincerly
Solomon.E.D.Eb0agu
PS
A phone call will not do me bad

The death of his mother must be affecting his writing skills, that's all it can be.

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:06 pm

Peter's progress.

Earlier, I had asked him if he wanted to do a small assessment task. He was eager to do it! So I gave him a choice of three possible campaigns that the MM staff are currently handling and will be submitting their ideas quite soon. He chose the updated leatherwear range for Gucci.

Originally, I was intending for photographs, but he started talking about sketches. I didn't want to deter his enthusiasm, so sketches it is. It's keeping him busy, at least!

The deadline is Friday, 12th of December. Tomorrow.

Today, I get this email from him.

Lad wrote:

Hello Jack!

I got your email and thank you for believing in me on this great work, but something went wrong at the process, l’ll tell you every thing about it.....

l wrote out ideas on what an artist should sketch for me for over a week now and I make everything available for the work I even gave him an advance of the amount he demanded (?really?) and we settled it, I have been checking him out on how he is going about it and he keep telling me I will get it when I need them, so when I went to pick them yesterday so that I can send them to you …he start tell me story that he have a lot of work in his hand that he can’t handle my own now…the rest of is story.. I don’t want you to get upset over this, I have the idea below for you to check out may be someone can help me sketch one or two of them for you to see, please try I understand .. I may be having a rough start with the company but I assure that I will settle soon when I get my fund from Emily so that things can move along smoothly…

The ideas –

1- A model who is well dressed with these new products and with a crown is his hand to crown these new Gucci product which is on top of a 65cm tall glass table.

The illustration- Gucci leatherwear 2009 you are nothing but the, “KING OF DESIGNERS”. Or THE KING!

2 -, Four Models who are dressed with this new Gucci leather wear 2009 are sitting round a glass table in a very unique Serener with a sign of this products on top of the table or a magazine, these models are in a kind of discussion with each other.

mThe illustration – each side of the model is a written word, each of them is saying…..Experience the style, Experience the acknowledgment by all, Experience the respect, then the last model, what a brand new Gucci leatherwear 2009!
WE SPEAK GUCCI!!!!

3 – A model who is on top of a high building or anything high is well dressed with these new products and he is stretching his hands side wayly in a stylish way. OR a model who is sitting in a stylish relaxing mood.

The illustration- He’s saying,” EXPERIIENCE LIFE ON GUCCI” or EXPERIENCE LIFE ON GUCCI NEW LEATHERWEAR 2009!

4 – Three female models are holding a magazine in admiration with these products on it. These models should be very close to each other in the sense that their heads should gum in admiration and excited to see these product out

The illustration- They are just happy to see the product display on the magazine and were so excited…..GUCCI BRAND NEW LEATHERWEAR YOU ARE THE BUMB!

5 – Three Models are walking pass a street and there is an exclamation from a guy who is holding a kind of a bat with GUCCI!!! Written on it (is should be a stretch out stuff from a widow or any where) these models are well dressed with these leatherwear 2009.

The illustration - Let the street echoes it “GUCCI LEATHERWAER 2009”!!!
ls worth losing control for, what a brand!

6 – A model sitting in a stylish form with his leg on top a large amount of shoes….

The illustration – ls unique among multitudes of shoes

Is really Gucci Brand New Leatherwear 2009!

This was what I gave the man to do for me but he fails you know how these people behaves……please forgive me on this, like I said when i’m fully settled I will be able to handle thing without failing.

Regards,
Peter.

Now, I've seen all kinds of half-hearted crap that I've received, and seen posted in the forums here, from lads thinking they can throw together a five minute drawing just to get a quick dollar.
But seriously... Okay, so we can all laugh at his typing skills, and it's easy to sink into the "haha, lads are just stupid, let's laugh at everything they do" reaction, but I think he's really put a lot of thought into this and taken it seriously.

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:11 pm

Quote:

I may be having a rough start with the company but I assure that I will settle soon when I get my fund from Emily

So I take it he won't be providing you with the sketches before tomorrow's deadline?

Off to Abuja with him then?

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:13 pm

Let's give him until the deadline of end-of-day tomorrow, Friday.

This bit might mean he gets someone else to do a couple of the sketches quickly:

Lad wrote:

may be someone can help me sketch one or two of them for you to see,

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:16 pm

Quote:

Hello 3mily,

how are you doing today?

have you been able to get the informations,..... i would have need them today so that i can travel to Abuja tomorrow to claim the money.... this don't have to take much time anylonger the Bank is in session now and i want you to reach them so that thing can move along.

this has really taken much time than expected.
please try your best on this.

God Bless!
peter

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:12 am

I would like to see him go there Smile

that was the original idea of the bank list, after all.
But wait, please, until we find out more about his artistic interests., which also seem genuine to me. Don´t bash him. Smile

@ MGK, can I send you some new flesh tomorrow? I seem to have overcome my "explorer on and off every 3 seconds because of the bloody Trojan horse" period.

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:27 am

Otterfan wrote:

But seriously... Okay, so we can all laugh at his typing skills, and it's easy to sink into the "haha, lads are just stupid, let's laugh at everything they do" reaction, but I think he's really put a lot of thought into this and taken it seriously.

When I recommence my course in multimedia in feb, I'll be studying Marketing and Branding, looking at just this sort of stuff. I suspect that indeed he may well have put some serious thought into it. "You are the Bumb" may not be a typo... Shocked

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:53 am

Quote:

GUCCI BRAND NEW LEATHERWEAR YOU ARE THE BUMB!

This did take some thought. I love it! Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:22 am

More Peter updates.

First, I reply to his last email almost as soon as it arrived, one day before the deadline.

Jack wrote:

Peter!

I read your email, and believe me, Peter, I am not angry at you. Quite the opposite, in fact. I can see you have put a lot of thought into this task, and that really fills me with pride and delight that I have found someone who is willing to do this sort of thing for the company. The only bad character we have here is the artist you hired. He shouldn't have lied, he should have told you that he couldn't do the sketches in time so that you could find someone else to do them. He lets us all down, Peter, so if I feel anger, it is toward him. If I knew who he was, I swear to you on my life, I will make him pay for this.

There really isn't anything I can do if you can't get any sketches to me before the end of Friday. If I delay the shipment of the other submissions, there is a big risk that the Gucci people will dismiss everything that we do send late. It's a very cruel and cold business when it gets to this level, Peter, and anyone who cannot compete simply doesn't survive.

But, there is still tomorrow, so perhaps you can find someone at short notice to sketch a few of your ideas and send them to me before the deadline. Remember that over here we are 6 hours behind your timezone, so you still have some time to try to find another artist. The submissions will be sent at 5pm my time, which means you have until 11pm your time to try to send whatever you have. I'll understand perfectly if you don't make it in time, though.

Yes, this is disappointing, but as I said above, there is only one person we should blame for this.
Let's see what tomorrow brings and then we can discuss things afterward, depending on what happens. Okay?

best wishes

Jack

Then he sends me the following on Friday morning.

Lad wrote:

Hello Sir!

l really hate what is happening right now i never expected this in anyway.........i hate dissapionting someone like you and to talk of it a WHOLE COMPANY like the one as stake..please you really have to forgive me for this it will never happen again i promise.

It would have been a great honour to me that my sketches is been sent to House of Gucci that great and famous company but i failed on this great opportunity..but i pray to see more of this opportunities ahead and i will never afford to mess it up.

i know this mail can't really work anything out about the submission you are making later today.but pls find a place to forgive me and continue to treat me the way you have been doing....this i will be the last time i have somebady mess my job up the artist really ruine my plans ooh how i wish i could do this..what a chance to be .............

dear jack, i hope to see more of this opportunity from you and l promise i will never let you down

God Bless!

Peter

Heartbreaking. Crying or Very sad

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