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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love them 'blown' eyed boys, did he use dynamite?

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BTW, is this 'second' guy really fair game, as he's not actually a scammer, more the scammers idiot freind. Bit like baiting Mutly rather than Dick Dastardly.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, it is an accomplice, of course, and not a real model. Hope his middle name "Innocent" does not confuse you Wink
I can send you the early scripts if you want. Our whole policy is "we are a company that is incredibly easy to scam, we demand no real ID and pay for just having applications received, however as it says in the small print, no WU and only in person on meetings we schedule".
My catcher´s character email is placed on some mugu-abused guestbooks and also included in the lad shuttles of the past.

^^The whole modality is 100% copied from the "TW4T For Dummies", see Eater U Forum. Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cool.
Judge: Whats your name?
Innocent: Innocent your Honour.
Judge: No we haven't got to that bit yet.
Innocent: But thats my name.
Judge: Very well then. How do you plead, Innocent?
Innocent: Yes, thats me.
Judge: Yes I know, I asked, how do you plead, Innocent?
Innocent: I don't know, I''m not sure how to plead.
Judge: I'm fed up with this .. 40 years to life for being an idiot *bang*

How can you tell a 'real' model? They are the ones eating your toilet paper at your dinner party.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^LOL.

Sent this to 0ke, plus 55C e-ticket.
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Good morning, 0ke.

The following is Mr. Rh0ades´ email with the details for the shuttle bus which also applies to you. Take note of the fact that here is no more shuttle from Douala the following weekend, it will be Yaounde. I think I will be there, too, because we need some minor equipment that I have ordered from home and that awaits clearance at the airport customs.

I look forward to meeting you on Sunday!!! I know you will try your best to meet us there! As a prospective agent, and your payment is waiting for you here, and only here, in order to make your wings fly Wink, you know modeling agents do have a responsible job involving travelling and planning journeys for themselves, their models, and their consultants (if they are underage).

I know how I started. I had my breakthrough at a show in Milano, in 1983. I had literally nothing but a pair of scissors, one single suit, I borrrowed money to travel there by train (a three day journey) but I signed my first contract there, received my payment and my first ever professional equipment, and on that very same event I was chosen by Herrn Lagerfeld to do my first two shootings, one of which was printed in a six pager in the Italian edition of Cosmopolitan!

So I truely believe GOD himself helps those who are in spirit of enthusiasm to improve their life and who want to prove their dedication because HE has brought them in a promising position full of chances. Grab your opportunity , Oke, grab it!

Your dedicated friend and mentor, Randy

>snipped 55C details Yaounde, time is coming Sunday 6:15 PM outside the HiIton<

So let´s see what he replies!
If he gets too stubborn I suggest the money to be "put on hold" right there. Smile Cammie has already volunteered as the person being responsible for any hiccups in the plans. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Grab your opportunity , Oke, grab it!

Grab it and thrust it, take that opportunity and thrust it Oke, thrust it where the sun don't shine .. I can't wait, safari or whiny no show, bets are on.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

FrumpyBB wrote:
Cammie has already volunteered as the person being responsible for any hiccups in the plans. Wink


Oh yeah - all together now - "IT'S CAMMY'S FAULT!"

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Loser Evil or Very Mad
Quote:
Dear R O,


According to your mail I last recieved, you were trying to make believe that it is not easy for good things to come one`s way without one paying the price for it.
I will like you to know that I am a kind of person who will do everything possible to see my dream come through.But you are fogetting that africa is far different from
America,and europe our life style,world of technologies is far different,we africa are far from your highly developed life style we are still under developement.believing that
you of all people should know that.

This information you passed is very late for me to meet up with the journey,you would have informed me in advanced before yesterday.I do not have money at my beck and call I plan in advance for things like this,you are really making things difficult for me.I have no money for this journey,but if only you can send money through western union today atleast $400 I possibly will be there before you know it.there is no body that is willing to borrow me money for now,for those who I meet to help me out, they were complaining that it is too urgent and sudden for them to come with such kind help. If only you could reason with me on this matter and see a way for me to come down to you
I believe everything will be fine as supposed.And here is a suggestion from me, I hope it is going make meaning to you,you can as well deduct the money you will send to me from the payment I am entitled to recieve from you as soon as we meet in cameroun.

I will advice you should be fast about it.expecting a swift reply from you
less I forget about the hotel I will want to know if you have got a reservation for me and the person that is coming with me.




O E.

Seems it´s Deuzer Tool Time tonight? Or another story about the young RO, who would never have begged Karl Lagerfeld for pocket money? Another lecture on decency, human pride and xxx-helps-those-that-help-themselves?

Other than that, for to find out at the coming weekend, surely 55C can swap the tickets for Yankari next week?

Easier, MM has a "no WU" rule. Has he still not read his employment contract?

Shall I tell him later that "Dr. Matins Asamoah Lewis from Accra" will arrive on Saturday afternoon as he has promised, a very energetic young lad indeed"?

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Safari Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
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Safari Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
Safari x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes. As I thought, he winged out. And yes, I think a bit of healthy competition would do him good.
Maybe you need to play his ego a bit.
How about you've got some model shoots for a stand in for a FIFA world cup footballer as they are all at the world cup. I'm looking though my sticker album for someone who looks a teenie bit like him. How about USA's "Jozy Altidore" or Ghanas "Michael Essien". No true lad could resist the props he would get from that.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 5:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Frumpy - I like choices B, C, E, and F. Laughing Hold out a bit, motivate, and listen to more whining first, then comes regret on his part, bitching from us, and then a second chance at redemption.
Sorry i was late posting Pat's Office emails, but here they are now.

First between Oke and Pat: bitch bitch bitch! Mad
Quote:
Dear Pat,

You people made me understand that immediately I filled and submit all
the necessary forms that you Will release the $5,000.00 which will
enable me to start up first. he is still filling the forms as well. for
now I am using Analog Camera.it is very easy to say Look let me tell
you something Nigerians are very strict Nobody will ever borrow you
his/ her Camera for any reason without settling him/her with money.
first you have to settle the person with some money,you can`t do such
a thing here,you must be told.


One more thing again,the first page of the form there was a place that
says fill in your International passport Id and I understand that most
of this Models don`t really have International passport in that case
what do I need to tell them? or should they leave it blank? This Job
need privacy I have the power and ability to gather boys and girls
to Model for Moosechnckle,I have so many places to go and tell what
Moosechnckle is into and they `ll be interested to work for us but
all this things need Money.right now I can`t really tell them my
experience in Moosechnckle.you people have to do something about this,
so I can proof to them alot of benefit in Moosechuckle. I can even do
it such a way that whenever I recommend Model after he/she finished
filling the forms I`ll personally collect the forms then scan along
with all there photos,send to you.this will really encourage our Model
I paid alot of money in the Cyber everyday. before I could talk to you
people I can`t tell lies to impress you.most of them will not be able
to scan and send the forms to me.So that I can forward on to you people
for verification.because they do not have pc and scanner machine on
there own.


I stop here looking forward to hear from you soon,

Regards,

Oke
============
Dear Mr. Oke,

Don't fret over the camera issue. For now, until you recive your camera
at the next event, just use the analog one. Your pictures are just
fine for our purposes at the moment.

Your startup first quarterly payment will be available to you this
month. You may pick up your $7,000 (not $5,000), your company pc, and
your digital camera, along with other MM welcome gifts at our next
scheduled event at Simba Safari Camp in Cameroon from June 19th-June
27th. What kind of digital camera do you need? Do you have a preferred
Brand and Model camera? Please let us know the dates you would like to
attend.

If the models do not have a passport, then have them put in a national
id number, driver's licence number, or whatever they have, and note it
on the form. This application is held very private, and all our records
are kept in a state-of-the-art safe. They are not published to any
other company or entity, so if your models should ask you, tell them
this. Any information that is given to MM, stays with MM. It is your
job as an agent to convince them to work for MM. This doesn't mean
that you have to lie to them! Whatever possessed you to even think of
doing that?! We don't want you to lie about anything. It is also your
job to make sure that the forms are filled out completely and sent to us.
If they have no scanner, then it is up to you to provide this service to
your models. This is how we do business. You are the responsible party.
Do your models know that their sign up bonus is $10,000 each, and do you
know that your percentage of all new model sign ups is 3%? Maybe that
will motivate you to start working, and stop bitching about small time
inconsequential pocket change.

Do you have our company brochure to show them? If not, ask Mr. 0ldman
for a copy. Whoever it was who took over for me while I was away on
vacation must have moved them. I can't seem to find any of them here to
scan and send to you.

We will look forward to your presence in Cameroon, and also we hope
that you will get on the stick and are successful in getting your model
applications and pictures in on time for the quarterly event. The
models are also invited to pick up their $10,000 bonus payments at this
same event, so please let them know this, too.
Be there or be square.

The early bird catches the worm, and a cat is smarter than a dog.

Warm regards,
Pat
====
Dearest Oke,

Oh, i have just seen that you have sent me some forms!
Thank you. i will look over them right away, and inform Mr. 0ldman
and Ms. White.

Warmest regards,
Pat
=====
Dear Patricia,

Regarding to your question that I should tell the Date I would like to
attend the event, is it mandatory for me to attend the event. I just
want to inform you that I have no money for visa/ ticket.moreover
Cameroun is not and visa free arrival like Ghana is a french Country.
but Randy told me that you both are coming to Nigeria and also to take
a closer look at my Models.

If that how you both want it I won`t be able to come.I suggest you both
should come over here. preferred Nikon D100 digital camera

I stop here looking forward to hear from you

Regards,

Oke
----
from oke
to pat
date Thu, Jun 17, 2010
subject URGENT REPLY

Dearest Pat,

According to your mail I last recieved, you were trying to make believe
that it is not easy for good things to come one`s way without one paying
the price for it.
I will like you to know that I am a kind of person who will do
everything possible to see my dream come through.But you are fogetting
that africa is far different from
America,and europe our life style,world of technologies is far
different,we africa are far from your highly developed life style we
are still under developement.believing that
you of all people should know that.

This information you passed is very late for me to meet up with the
journey,you would have informed me in advanced before yesterday.I do
not have money at my beck and call I plan in advance for things like
this,you are really making things difficult for me.I have no money for
this journey,but if only you can send money through western union today
atleast $400 I possibly will be there before you know it.there is no
body that is willing to borrow me money for now,for those who I meet to
help me out, they were complaining that it is too urgent and sudden for
them to come with such kind help. If only you could reason with me on
this matter and see a way for me to come down to you
I believe everything will be fine as supposed.And here is a suggestion
from me, I hope it is going make meaning to you,you can as well deduct
the money you will send to me from the payment I am entitled to recieve
from you as soon as we meet in cameroun.

I will advice you should be fast about it.expecting a swift reply from
you
less I forget about the hotel I will want to know if you have got a
reservation for me and the person that is coming with me.

Oke
---


We will discuss Oke's development plan later, Frumpy. Smile

Mr. Francis has been a busy bee with Pat, too. At least with his fingers.
Is a picture really arriving by tomorrow? We shall see. Smile

Quote:
Subject: Plant your feet on the ground and get up

Dear Pat,
Thank you for your reply, how was your wonderful vacation at 5imba
5afari Camp? i hope you had a nice time with your friends, i wish i
was with you and your friends.
Am grateful that board has approved my application and contract form.
Please i will forward the security picture(passport photograph) and
moosechuckleID-10T2.jpg. to you within fourteen(14) days from today
Warmest regards.
Francis A.
========= 14 days! Oh, no! that will not do at all!

Dear Mr. Francis A,

The only thing that keeping you from becoming a new MM employee,
collecting your first quarterly payment of $7,000, and being set up with
your first client (at 3% of contract price, I might add,) is your one
simple security picture with the form held. We do not need an official
passport photo, just the picture that will be used for your employee
badge, which shows you holding the form in your hands. Why would it
take you 14 whole days to do a cheap and simple thing like that? I'm
afraid that if you wait that long, you will miss out on the June payment.
In addition, another applicant could submit their forms and pictures,
and take your place as our agent in your area.

I will give your 48 hours from now to submit your badge picture to me.
If it does not arrive within that time, I will move your file to the
P.I.T.A. cabinet and submit your dismissal forms to the board. Clients
do not wait 14 days for anything and neither do we. If you want to
survive in this business of ours, you have to move, baby! Sitting still
and watching the world turn around will kill you, Mr. A.

I will await your prompt picture submittal by the end of the business
day on Friday. Today is Wednesday by the way, in case you are
interested.

The early bird catches the worm, and a cat is smarter than a dog.

Warmest regards,
Pat
======
Dear Pat,
Please don`t be angry, l have printed and sign the security form, i
have also taken the photograph with the form, by the end of thursday
(tomorrow) if my internet speed is ok you will receive everything.
Warmest regards,
A. Francis

==== If? if? Mad

Subject: Running is quicker than walking

Dear Pat, <<(oops! I made a mistake here.)

I'm glad you have taken the picture we need. Please send it ASAP, no ifs
ands or buts about it by tomorrow, which is Friday, not Thursday, Mr.
Francis. I surely would not want you to miss out on this opportunity.

I'm not angry, Mr. A. Believe you me, if I was angry you would know
it. I'm merely very concerned that you don't appreciate or perhaps realize
fully understand the nature of our business, and that speed is important.
We do not work on "Nigeria Time" or "Africa Time" or whatever it's called.
We work with using the Roman Calendar and a properly set clock. We make
time and date specific commitments to our clients here in the field, and
everyone is expected to meet their own commitments to client customers
and also to the management here at MM. If you say you will do something
by a certain date and time, you will do everything needed to accomplish
it. This is the Moosechuckle Way. And 14 days to do a simple task that
we or your future customers ask for is totally unacceptable in this
company.

We have many applicants for our prime agent category, and so competition
among candidates is fierce. Only the best and fastest survive, so I
found it necessary to alert you to that fact. Lazy applicants do not get
hired here. Simple as that. If you are slow in this business, the
next day you are out of business.

Snails leave tracks that predators follow to gobble them up.

Warmest regards,
Pat
-----
hehe.. typing emails and chatting makes one accident prone. Ah, but it
gave me a chance to be a bit sweeter, and show him an example of
"fixing mistakes," plus remind him of his obligations. Laughing
-----
Dear Mr. Francis A,

I'm sorry that I addressed you as "Pat," and not your name. The office has been crazy busy today,
and I confused your name with another applicant I had just written to. I must be tired. Good
thing the day is nearly over for me, as it's been a very long day.

I'll look forward to receiving your picture tomorrow, as you promised. Have a good evening.

Warmest regards,
Pat
Do you think he will make a good and respectful employee?
Or do you think it will become a reprise of The Toadman War Of Attrition? Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think not Very Happy it´s certainly been a while but "FRAK" belongs to the small and exquisite aristocrats of "doing forms swiftly without too much complaining"...kind of MM Gold Card Employees.

Which class does 0ke want to belong to? - Sent him this:

Quote:
Dear 0ke,

I understand about the conditions in Africa. I myself have been there some fifteen times and with some more hands to wax and some local "friends" and onlookers helping you through the gates, things work. I think the hospitality of the Cameroonian people est très formidable.

Our other West African applicant, Mr. Asam0ah Matins, agrees with me. He will be meeting Pat and me on Sunday at noon he says. He will be accompanied by two models and I think I will sign him.

He preferred the M00seknuckle Modeling Company conditions. because of his splendid work ethos, I have promised him four iPhones, too. Distance seems no obstacle for him. Pat has dealt with his set of applications, while she is still on your side she insists in meeting both of you this Sunday so you can get to know each other. Mr. Matins will be our agent in Ghana and like you, receiving cash money.

You do know that the Hilton Hotel is just the pickup point for you and Matins? You don´t need a room there. If you arrive a day too early, go ahead and book accomodation, I will take care of that, my friend.

This shuttle bus will take us to the hotel camp. You do print out the e-ticket in time, will you? It´s important! I can promise you that the SSC facilities will be the best surroundings for a moody natural exorbitant bikini session.

Get your act together, don´t never beg me again, do your best to continue you absolutely favourable impression. We are likely to meet a few sponsors from Nokia and Lacoste this weekend, too, and they will be taking exactly the same luxury air conditioned SS Shuttle Bus like the one you and I and a few local workers helping us with setting up the session equipment will share.

See you on Sunday!

--
Faithfully yours, R. O


Haha, in fact, being a WU lottery man (his format) couldn´t he just take it from there? Haha Very Happy

(No, we won´t talk about his "lottery" past...yet.) Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 8:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

To my modeling company character:
Quote:

Dear V L,

Thanks for everything I really appriciate what you have just done [Recommending him to MM].its really nice of you telling Mr. 0ldman good things about me. regarding to the SSC in Cameroon. do me this favour collect the money from Ina,then send to me through Western Union yourself I wouldn`t like to see her in person she is such a big fool. [I told him she'll be coming to the SSC to to hand him the money for the nude pictures (see other thread) in person]

Yours Oke


To the person who he gave the nude pictures to:
Quote:


Fuck 1na 5tarFish,

I wouldn`t like to meet you in person,because you are not worth it.just send me my Money that is all I care you are the biggest mistake I have ever made in life.if I set my eyes on you I`ll beat hell out of you.stop fantasiesing of seeing me,do not of even dream it because it is never going to happen to you ,you are bundle of disappointment,I regret the day I made that deal with you
you are a big disappointment to your Country.and as far as I am concern you not bettter of to those hookers on the street doing all they can to satisfy their worthless sexual urge.that is called a bitch.


fuck you.................................



Too bad she's going to the SSC anyway.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cammy got the same begging letter, and gave a sermon in reply:

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I don't call what I said 'make believe', I call it a fact. Nothing comes from nothing. My father was always groaning about never having a chance or being given one - but if he'd put the energy he used to plan his racing 'coups' that never came in into actual work, he wouldn't have been such a dead-beat bludger. I don't want to see you fail. But I'm not going to give you a leg-up, or any money for nothing, because that is not how you succeed. Begging doesn't get you anywhere. I would never beg; it's against my religion.

The other thing is, I don't care where you're from. Business is business wherever you are, and it existed before computers and phones, so that point about technology went clear through to the keeper.

Just be there. Everything is in place for you, so get yourself to Cameroon. Opportunities like this should be grabbed, not dropped!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 4:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We were rewarded on this fine sunny day by ID10T security pics from Mr. Francis A.! Say hello to our new Moosie! Very Happy
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from F. A.
to Patricia
date Fri, Jun 18, 2010
subject MY SECURITY FORM

Dear Pat,
Kindly find the attached security picture and form.
l look forward to hearing from you soon
Warmest regards,
A. Francis


Image

Image

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Pat warmestly replied:
Quote:
Dearest Mr. Francis A,

I received your security picture. Thank you for sending it on time. I will forward it to
Mr. 0ldman, and we will give you the details of our upcoming meeting this week where you
will be able to collect your first quarterly payment, company notebook pc, and your other
MM business tools. I'm sure that your application will be accepted without any problems, so let me say, "Welcome to Moosechuckle!"

Warmest regards,
Pat


Does Randy want to do the honors of inviting him to the big show at the big top in Cameroon? Let's give him ring number one. I have a feeling that Oke will not be able to afford the price of admission. Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hahaha, nice work Very Happy Especially resurrecting him after inactivity since April!

When is the next day of Nigeria playing against anyone in the World Cup? I assume that´s when 55C´s "Beds & More" allow two more vacant seats for him...

No replies at all from 0ke. Normally "no reply" at this stage with the company has more often than not been a good sign but I´m not holding my breath here. Hmm. Do you think he´s grabbed his walking shoes Question

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think he's angry with us. But, Ina will arrive at the SSC shortly and e-mail from there and then we'll see if he replies.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 10:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From yesterday:
Quote:

Dearest V L,

I want to let you know that I`ll not be able to attend to SSC in Cameroon for the photoshop [WTF??] its too urgent I was informed lately,So I have given 1na 5tarFish Bank Account [Which, apparently, is a non-existant bank and an account number that's several digits too long. Thanks Alan] whereby she can send my Money,to she can send the money into that Account I provided after she must have return from the safari camp.or if she still around you can as well tell her to send the money into the Account I just gave to her.once again Thanks for the did.you were just too good.Are you still going for the safari camp?


Don`t forget you and I had a deal,just keep out watching,I know you gonna get me some job very soon. [Apparently, he still likes me...]


Awaiting to hear from you.

Regards,

O E.


Sent this a minute ago:
Quote:

Dear O E,

Why in God's name wouldn't you go to the camp in Cameroon? This could be such a big leg-up for you career, meeting with all kinds of people that are very important in the modeling world. You could've helped your career along to such a big extent by just being there... I'm sad for seeing how you're going to miss such a big event, I just hope that this doesn't damage your reputation with Moosechuckle as they have a potential to be a far bigger employer, with way more jobs, than I can ever be for you.
I will not be going to the camp as I wasn't invited anyway, but I'd have liked to be there even though I already know quite a lot of these people fairly well. Anyway, I'll keep looking out for a job for you, I hope I find something soon.

Yours Faithfully,
V L

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Dear V L,

Its just that I wasn`t informed in time,I planned ahead of things its too sudden for me to attend such Event I would have love to go but the time is very short.However I have also told them that I won`t be able to attend the safari camp.they were like begging, me to try my possible best to show up.I know my presence is highly needed[Uhu, you wouldn't know how bad we want you there...] there due to what I see here.when they return back I`ll just offer them my appology of not been there.our
agreement is that R O was to come to Nigeria and take a closer look at my models, I knew that this could have boost me higher in my model career. you really had a good sense of humour I just like you keep it up. [What the f***?]

My International passport has expired and you know that French Counrty are very strict expecially when there Police notice that one enter there Counrty with an expired passport they won`t take that lightly and it `ll be a different thing.I have already apply for a new one yet to come.if it is English Country I`ll just go straight away even without passport. [Ka-Ching!] I explained all this,but they wouldn`t listen to me.has 1na 5tarfish gone? I have already given her Bank Account whereby she `ll send my money to. I am looking forward to work with you soon.


Regards,

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So we were begging him, huh?

Well, for a Safari , yes. Cool

Never mind. I have the vision of a very successful 55C meeting in Cameroon right now, which will, oh gee, oh joy, lead to a 2 day follow-up shooting at Yankari Park. And Bernie from 55C understands the strictness of Nigerian authorities as far as expired passports are concerned and has swapped the 3 day Cameroon 55C-tickets to two 2 day ones for Yankari (plus, now we have a 900$ 55C gift coupon!) Smile
So nothing is lost.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:

Dear V L,

Your email is well recieved.I `d like to know your Location where do you live in England.I feel like knowing you better for future refrences you know I don`t really know much about you and your place of living.its good to know so I can tell someone good things about you like what you just did for me.I really appreciate it. but I just keep faith that you `ll get me a job soon can you tell me more about M00sekunkle [Not my misspelling (only the 00)] Modeling Company?


Things are hard right now, and they seem to just be a big blurry mess. [Yeah!] But I dont blame myself for any of it. I know this is both of our faults so I dont expect them to do anything. I know that I am trying to fix all the screwed up things in my live right now, and I hope I do get to make everything all better again. Do me this favour I want you to help tell them that they shouldn`t Lose Faith In Me.I know you can trusting Me Again.going to Cameroon with an expired passport is very dangerous you know what am talking about.it wasn`t intentionally of me not going to attend the event.


I am only truely happy when I am with you. Your presence just lights up my world. Everything I am and everything I have is dependant upon you. I am sorry for the way I have mistreated you in the past . We can be happy together if we work everything out, which I think we will. You are everything to me and I like your Company with all my heart. I hope I can learn to open up to you and let you know how I feel. I also hope that you will be able to recognize when something is wrong. But no matter what we do or where we go, [Is he falling in love with me?]


Anything that is belong to you must surely comeback to you no matter the obstacle.if it is the will of God for me to work for M00seknunckle [With all this misspelling, there's hardly any need for changing letters myself] it must surely come to pass.

I hope to hear from you again.

Warmest Regards,

O E

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I guess I don´t need to ask whether his IPs show the paradise green pastures of 55C areas or the boring lad laziness proving rocky roads of Port Harcourt.

Be free to tell him whatever you wish as far as MM is concerned. You know him for over a year Smile anything he tells you about us is extremely interesting to watch. Smile

I have just sent the same 55C stuff to FRAK in Pat´s name. Make hay while the sun shines.
Quote:
Dearest Mr. Fras,

The following is the 55Camp manager´s Mr. R´ email to our Human Resource Manager R O, at present being in Cameroon for a model photo shooting events at the 55Camp, inviting you to join us here at our expenses. You are invited to see us! We will be here from late Sunday for one week, until June 27th.

Please print out the e-ticket and you are heartily invited to meet us at the shuttle bus meeting poit in Yaounde with the details for the shuttle bus.which also applies to you. I think I will be there, too, because we need some minor equipment that I have ordered from home and that awaits clearance at the airport customs.


>snipped 55C´s ok formart <

Francis, we are looking forward to meeting you. A gift envelope with cash dollar payment and your M00seknuckle laptop, plus a small box of sponsors gifts is waiting in my hotel room. Shall I ask RandaII to bring it with him when you meet in Yaounde? He is there about every other day when the daily 55C shuttle bus arrives, mainly to pack in supplies.

Yes, I will.

Looking forward to meeting you right in your neighbourhood, Cameroon!

Wamest regards, Pat

PS. You will receive a cash payment of approximately $ 17.500 when we see you to sign the contract - which will happen at the shuttle bus meeting point in Yaounde!


EDIT Sunday midnight local time, I´ve just sent this to 0ke. He could at least explain: Evil or Very Mad

Quote:
0ke,

Does this mean we can cancel your employment? Do you know how much M00seknuckle have spent on your 55Camp tickets? Do you know what Mr. Matins says about you now? Don´t trust Nigerians, he says. I do not want to believe him, past experiences are past experiences, I say.

Pat has insisted in me asking you for the state of things but actually, I am half inclined to give up the M00seknuckle Port Harcourt project and open an office in Cotonou instead, or Accra.

So, does this behaviour of you mean you have better plans for the future other than what M00seknuckle Modeling is willing to set you up for?

--
Faithfully yours, R. O

The "advice from fake lad" modality has worked once so it could help. The plan is, 0ke should, at best, beg us to give him another chance. If he still won´t reply to MM then Randy thinks "fake lad works better". Too bad I have given him already a name, we could have used another lad´s old application.
Anyway, unless 0ke replies I find it hard to pick the best option. So, as always, it´s waiting.

EDIT His reply:
Quote:
Dear R,

Life is a parassitivundun this will course you to ponder on, Really I am not here to make you see raeson for believing in the fact that I am willing and ready to be with you guys there in cameroun but I will like you to know that I am whole heartedly willing to be there with you all knowing fully well that it has to with my future.

Not withstanding I will want you to believe whatsoever you want because there is nothing I believe I can explain to you now that will seem right to you but all same I will still do some explanation.The Mr Martins you talking about is a greedy man if I am permitted to say so cause how in heavens name will a man wish the future of his fellow brother go doom or better still go blackout just because He is trying to get everything to himself I will seriously want you to give it a deep thought and think about it.I amnot here to condemn any body,but all I am saying is that I am very sorry for not making it down there and for the paid down expences on me and my partner.but which ever way that I can make it up for the wrong I am ready and willing.you can write me as soon as you get this mail to tell me what next to do.or can send me your phone # as well for me to reach you with there in cameroun.



My Regards,


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks like we have a Weiner! Mr. Francis says he'll be on his way! Very Happy jump_4_joy
Quote:
Dearest Pat,
Thank you so much for inviting me to see you, i am trying to print out
the e-ticket but it`s not opening, if it is possible to for you to
write out my e-ticket number and send it to me as Mr Randalls was send
it to me on the body of e-mail, please do because am finding it
difficult to open my ticket. However I will be on my way to Yaounde as
soon as am able to open my ticket or after received the ticket number
from you.

Please if you have a telephone number in Yaounde please send it to me
or send the telephone number of any body that is around you that
understands. English to ease my communication with you when i get to
Cameroon.
Wamest regards,
Francis A
---

Dearest Mr. Francis,

Oh, you do not have Adobe Acrobat on your computer? This is very common free software.
Maybe some cafes don't have it? No matter as i have attached your e ticket as a JPG file.
I am sure you can print that out. When you arrive in Yaounde, send us an email from your
hotel, so we can arrange for your pickup. Please save all your travel receipts for reimbursement
of your expenses to Cameroon, too. We will try to call you before the shuttle leave to pick you
up, but it is a satellite phone used for camp office and emergencies, as cellphone coverage at
SSC is not very good and rarely works well. When you get to your hotel in Yaounde, send us your
Cameroon mobile number, too, ok in your email to us?

We will be here all week until Sunday. Do you know what day you might arrive in Yaounde so I
can have the staff prepare your welcome basket of food, flowers, and stock your mini-bar with
drinks? Do you prefer wine, beer, or hard liquor? Do you want juices, milk, or soda pop like Coke?

Looking forward to hearing from you again. Safe travels!

Warmest regards,
Pat
-----

Dear Pat,
l have printed out the shuttle pass e-ticket and my feet are now
planted on the ground for a long journey to Yaounde,
i look forward to
meet you or Randal at out side of Hilton Yaounde hotel, Boulevard du
20 Mai,Yaounde, Cameroon.
l hope to sign ``the shuttle b the contract - which will happen aus meeting
point in Yaounde!`` when l meet you. if there is any other
information please let me know via this email because i will check my
mail once again in Calaber( a city in Nigeria) where i hope to pass
the night.
Warmest regards,
A Francis
---

Dearest Mr. Francis,

I received your email that you have printed the ticket.
You may email us from Calabar if you wish, so we know you have made the journey
safe to your hotel there and to let us know when to expect you in Yaoude, perhaps?

Have a safe and pleasant trip.

Warmest regards,
Pat
I hope this resurrected lad is not lying to us. Sometimes, a long break in communication works wonders. Crossing my fingers... Smile

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my feet are now
planted on the ground for a long journey to Yaounde, i look forward to
meet you or Randal at out side of Hilton Yaounde hotel

I think I like that Very Happy so my Sunday morning impersonation of Pat did at least some good.

No doubt the scammer will be so happy when he sees Pat in Yaounde with her fruit basket! Thumbs up

This mugu uses Gmail so please let Pat not forget to use RN from now on. When he will (hopefully) have arrived in Calabar, would that already be a pith helmet?

Let´s just hope the arm rubbers stay away from Mr. Francis (FRAK)...

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I'm still pondering Oke ... what the f*** is a parassitivundun?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 8:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Posting this for Slaphappy now:

"Francis cares about the perishables."

Quote:
Dear Pat,
Thank you so much for your anticipated care, l preferred juices.
l hope to arrive at before 5:30pm on Wednesday, please tell the staffs
not to prepare perishable foods though am sure i will be there before
5:30pm
Warmest regards,
A Francis

Cool Very Happy I like a lad who wastes no time by silly complaints and fee begging Very Happy

New email not read yet. Grftjx, we need an IP, this lad is a castrated Gmail lad!

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Back to that numbskull, Oke...Pat is super-pissed off at him! Evil or Very Mad
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Dear Mr. Oke "Diva",

Just where the f*ck did you grow up to think that you can just blow off an employee client meeting
like you did? In a f*cking cow barn or chicken coop? While you were mooing or scratching in the
dirt back home, your clients and your MM managers including me were expecting you in Cameroon.

We expected our newest and self-proclaimed best photographer/agent to make his grand entrance
to the scene, and wow his clients with his awesome talents. Instead, all we received was a bullshit
email to Mr. 0ldman from you, spouting off nonsense about, "Life is a parassitivundun... "
Then you go on about how you were "willing and ready" to come to Cameroon, but didn't. Your
"explanation" was " Not withstanding I will want you to believe whatsoever you want because there
is nothing I believe I can explain to you now that will seem right to you." Then, you blame your
failure as our newest agent on Mr. Martins, who you do not even know and have never met!

You are not permitted to call Mr. Martins a greedy man, Mr. Diva. In fact, you will keep all of
your hasty generalizations about all Moosechuckle employees to yourself, or throw them in
a trash heap, as your conclusions about other people's character and moral code are way off
base. I sense that you yourself are the one with undesirable personality problems, Mr. Diva.
The number one problem you have is laziness. You talk up yourself very well, but do not come
through. You refuse to take responsibility for your own actions, and blame others for your own
failures. You have a poor work ethic and an inflated image of yourself as some great wonderful
businessman/photographer/agent of the stars. Then, you sit at home, doing nothing to advance
yourself or your career. I'm very very disappointed in what I am seeing out of you, Mr. Diva.

Do you have any idea of the problems that your poor judgment caused the company?
Probably not, as a self-centered prick like you only thinks of himself, and doesn't even consider
the consequences to others. Well, MM had to pay for those two rooms for you and your model
brother for two nights. We also had to pay for the meals that you were not here to eat, as it
had to be flown here from overseas. We had to pay for a shuttle reservation and the driver and
Mr. 0ldman waited hours for you to arrive. Mr. 0ldman was really pissed off when he got back to
camp. I believe i heard him say, "Oh, that Oke Baloke is gonna get the pokey!"

So, you want to make up for the fact that because you f*cked up royally, made a horrible
business decision, cost us $2,000.00, and left your managers and clients with the worst
First Impression ever by a MM agent? And your stupid brother listened to your dumb ass?
Just what the f*ck was in your head, some of that chicken shit or a cow flop? You said,
"which ever way that I can make it up for the wrong I am ready and willing." OK, bigshot
Mr. Diva. Put your money where your big, fat fish mouth is.

Mr. Diva, first of all, you will write a hand-written and scanned personal apology email to
Mr. 0ldman and admit to being a total jerk and f*ckwad for letting him down.
Then you will write to me, in your OWN HANDWRITING AGAIN, a 1,000 word apology
essay about how you plan on changing from a Mr. DIVA to a compliant hard-working MM
agent, who does not give excuses, only results. If I do not receive these apologies in the office
by the end of Thursday, you may be terminated, and you will get an invoice for the $2,000 you
cost the company. How does that grab you? I expect one from your brother the model, too.
He is an idiot for listening to you, and thinking that he can blow off the company and not show
up to the required meeting in Cameroon. He also lost his $1,000,000 client, which would have
paid him 5%, or $50,000. And you would have made 3% as agent, or $30,000. Now, are you
stupid, or what? Tell me all about it. 1,000 words is a lot to write, I know, but you have many
things to apologize for and many ways to explain to me how exactly how you plan not to f*ck up
again.

I'll be counting the words, so do not cut corners, or I will cut off your head here at MM
and your brother's, too. I am a board member so do not f*ck with me, ok?

Sincerely,
Ms. Cr0kin


To his brother the model Pat wrote:

Quote:

Dear Mr. Tag Along Nweze,

Because you decided to listen to your brother, and not come to Cameroon, you will write an
apology, and take responsibility for your own stupid actions, too.

I expect to see it by Thursday.

Sincerely,
Ms. Cr0kin
Hopefully, that will give them something to do and think about. I expect whining, lectures, and bitching from Oke, though.
I'm sure he will need more slaps, and higher consequences. Evil or Very Mad

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