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PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The joy about my friend Ubah having made the jump was quite occupied by some of the silly and predudiced stuff K0dj0vi presented us rather than work.
Replied him:
Quote:
Writing from Parakou - you are given a second chance from M00seknuckle

Dear Applicant,

I think you should not underestimate yourself. You should look forward with pride and joy towards the goals you and we can achieve together in 2009. Instead, you seem to be satisfied with staying home whining and complaining about money we have never promised UNLESS in cash and in person. So it´s up to you whether you, as an agent, manage to get on your feet, or if you rather prefer to sit growling in front of your computer and dreaming about how wonderful Milan was last summer.

I wonder which different American company you might mean. With an ungrateful attitude of yours, you are not likely to have a high position anywhere. Still, there is a chance to change and to advance in life and become something decent. Don´t let failure, inertia and childish arguing about working conditions you have already accepted as a full grown adult and gay man of the world overcome the good atmosphere that we can offer you to work your way of life ahead, away from Lomé and towards the places where the real life starts.

Presently we are in Parakou. Three other guests from Ghana and Nigeria are about to enjoy the comforts at P3ndari´s Camp in a few hours from now.

Respect, my friend, respect is all in the modeling world. You have not yet delivered work, while Mr. Edward has been able to give us yet two more local models of the English speaking part of Africa. What are we missing from Mr. K0dj0vi?

How would you greet and be welcomed by our sponsors? It might in fact be God who has watched over us preserving our company from paying upfront money yet again and lose it to some crooks in shabby cafes in a place which Pat thinks is unlikely to move out company ahead. She dislikes you, while I am still defending you.

Tomorrow late afternoon we will arrive at the Cotonou meeting point once again, mainly to fill up supplies and to post some of the special clothe that our Anglophone African Agents managed to prepare for us. They will certainly land at Hennes & Mauritz´ soon, who knows Smile

Are you even willing to work? Are you even willing to work for M00seknukcle Modeling, after what happened today, honestly?

Regards, Randall

Offering him a helping hand, after all....there might still be more fun to be had.

EDIT and this to Ubah (who has not written again):
Quote:
Writing from Parakou - you are given a second chance from M00seknuckle

Dear Ubah E I,

Where have you been? Why couldn´t I reach you on the phone? Can we count on you? What is wrong? I feel responsible for you...

We are looking forward towards the joys of the Resort and we are worried why we were able to pick up all our other three guests from Africa right at the meeting spot (albeit slightly late after some slight arguments with the rental office and with our petrol suplier) but not you. Usman says the roads were crowded either but I can´t understand everything what he says.

Shall I ask Dr. Uiu for assistance? Can we meet you tomorrow late afternoon in Cotonou when we pick up more supplies? Or would you rather prefer to come to P3ndjari personally? As long as you produce your E-Tickets, it will be perfectly fine.

You would still be in time for our Saturday evening dinner (presented by Nokia Europe) and our Sunday photoshootings.

Regards, RandaII


EDIT And another new one. I haven´t heard some kind-hearted abuses for a while. This hurts...
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c0llins div0n


YOUR MAMA,YOUR MAMA YASH U THINK SAY I BE MAGA IF YU TRY SEND ME ANY BASTARD MAIL AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD YOUR MAMA GO DIE THE FOLLOWING MORING.AS YOU COME WAKE UP DEY CRY U CON SAY MAKE YOU GO BUY SOMETHING FOR ALONG SIDE MOTOR GO BREAK YOUR LEG.

AJEGUNLE BOY.

NO TRY ME

YOUR FATHER

Now before I go to Wikipedia trying to find out anything about the backgrounds of this strange curse, and what a Ajegunle boy has done wrong to him...I think I´ll just reply him with my script nr. 3 Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Solomon sent everyone in his contact list a chain letter/invitation to something/poetry spam/email crap.

Chris just sent the employment contract Very Happy :
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I replied him:
Quote:
Dear Chris,

Thank you for the excellently done and completed application form.

I believe you will be a strong team for M00seknuckle Modeling.

I´m not too informed but I believe it is you who are preparing our Nigerian office to be and also being in the planning stages of future setups, am I correct? This is a position of trust your group has assumed.

Last, congratulations for joining the international staff at M00seknuckle.

Regards, RandaII


News from K0dj0vi, but it´s nothing that I couldn´t have written myself after a hangover Laughing
Quote:
God bless you Mr 0ldman for your dissapointments.
we rather stay here and deal with local gays than to work with some stingy tight people.
if you can not send any support to show us that you need us then forget about us and find another. may be it is not written that we will work together if not so why did you begin by lying to us. you said that after sending the form we did not then you skilfully like an old cuning man landed in signing agreement and we did. do you know how much my big bosses pay me here for ordinary local contact. i receive huge amount without any distrust.

take good care of your cheap nigerian and ghana models. we are not going to be cheap no matter the condition down here. i am proud of gay and my lesbians and we work fine.
my models and sweat and cut people ok. so i am happy for them and will never sell them out cheap.

who told you that we can not get job in america. do you know how many companies we are already worked with which you know we will not tell you whom they are butr i tell you we are not poor. we can eneter flight and land in benin within 1 hours but we are not going to do that because that is nonsence when it comes to the real thing.

do you think that we do not know what we are about to do this is a good business and i have been enjoying it. dr knows why he contacted us ok. if not that he is notv in town now he will be very sad that you dissapointed us man.

if you still need us send some money to show us that you need us immediately we picvk it up at the wesrtern union we will be there. we can not afford not to come ok so do not be afriad. or after your show make time to meet us in lome so that we can work and begin our assignment. yes you know that i am a gay why are you pushing me into much talks man,

i may not write to you again if you do not keep your promise and send some money for support for us to be there now.

k0djovi.

I like him.

Ooh, one more :
Quote:
Mr 0ldman And Mr Jack.

I am not seating waisting my time again. call me and give me the control number for the western union and we will be there now mr 0ldman stop draging your foot when you see an intelligent agent are you not supposed to know? I do not know how rich you are but i know that i am not poor too. i can even drive with my X 5 to there within four hours but i can not do that ok ok ok. have a nice tight africano today. shares and loves. if we waite and you did not welcome us by sending the support money then we say bye ok ok we have not lost anythng accept few dollars and some good time.

BYE

Ok ok ok...you get an MTCN. But don´t complain afterwards about any mistakes.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Some lads never give up. Here's the re-animated corpse of <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1303496&highlight=*#1303496">Stella Tan0h</a> come back to haunt Jack and feast on his <strike>brains</strike> money.

Zombie wrote:
Dear Jack,

compliments of the seasons,I thank you so much for your advice please do help me because of the urgent of this transaction before the govement will block the account if we dont meet up the demand of the ministrys according to the banker

I want you to use your possition to help me out this money is little that you can give to beggars, I dont want every body to know much about this fund in question because of my life is in denger her in Africa do to the political problem her.I am affred of those people that killed my father will kill me too, if they know about my existance ok, please help me.You are my only trusted friend now unless you want me to go and jump into the ocean and die instead I will live and see people eat the wealth of my late father were they did not work.They refused to transfer my money because the tansfer charge is not yet completed.Help me please God will see you through in all you put hand .We are going to laugh togather at last .

Hoping to hear and read from you.
cheers
Stella Tan0h


Jack wrote:
Dear Stella Tan0h,

When are you going to stand on your own two feet and make a positive impact on this world instead of spinning me endless lines of crap about nonsense you've pulled out of your anus?

Now... do you want to be an agent for M00seknuckle Modeling or not? I am re-attaching both the brochure (in case you have forgotten what we do) and the agent application form (in case you missed it the first few times I sent it). Read the first one for general information, and then write answers on the second one where the blanks are.

I await your completed application form,

Jack

P.S. DON'T SEND ME ANY MORE BEGGING LETTERS.


It will be back, oh yes. Once they pick up the scent of dollars, they lock on and follow you till the end of your days.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Kodjovi has really turned into some fun! Very Happy
Nothing in Pat's email about our lost lad, Mr. [email protected] Sad I'm sad. I hope he is ok.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, our star employees it seems had both some problems with WU (too blurred, isn´t it?)

First, a good safari account from Ubah:
Quote:
Hello Randy,

I am very very dissapointed in you people, you people made me sad and i became stranded in another man land, i arrived at the meeting point exactly 15 minutes to 12 noon till half pass one, i did not even see any body then i look for the nearest cyber cafe to by an one time to reach you people, an hour there is double of what we spent in Nigeria i used only few minutes to reach you people which you promised that i sholud still go an wait outside the hotel, i went back.

Plwease stop telling me liars, i waited till 5 o clock no one appears, no applicant appears, no any Bus bearing the name of Shuttle pass for the 5 hours that i waited at the pick up centre.

What did you people gain by telling what is not existing, i had to strong to go back in the night because i did not know any one in Benin, i have not been to Benin before i have not even cross the Border before it is my first time in life.

All the model that i spent moday to do all became wasted of money to me but my God is not sleeping, he is aware of every thing, after a long waiting outside the gate some security men began to asked me some question about who i am and who i am waiting for they explianed to me that you people are not true. i find it very difficult to explained things to them because they didi not understand englaish and i my self do not understand frence, it is very sad moment to me.

Are you people telling me to come back agin to Benin after i had spet a lot of Money for the trip and got no help from you people, is very bad, very very bad, are you sure that the Company M00seknuckle is real.

i did not blame you people much i blaed Dr, Uju M whom introduces me to you people and later failed to make the trip, I dont know if you people are working hand to hand with him, but i will not qurrel with him i Know that God is with me i will recover all.

For the $1,500 you said you paid i did not see any thing, i did not need the people,Please go to the Western Uinon were you paid the money and take your money, just send to me what i spent for the transpotation $250 only direct payment to my name, just send it to my name Ubah E I

Sir, did you people know this person J1m Edw4rd, i need answer for this word, Thisword, How can i be sure that you sent $1,500 fake.

For you to proof what you claimed to be Please just sent me transpotation $250 only then i will be happy to continue with your Company, Has it been you are real and see my Model you will like it but you never make any solid arrangement, Nobody will pass through what i pass through yesterday i still have interest to reach you again, realy i suffered for you people.

From 12 noon to 5 pm no Bus that pass the road that is Shuttle pass, i try to locate the Exclamation , the trasport man told me that the place is very far from the Hotel place, why are you people are like this is bad of you.

Finally, The Hotel N0v0tel has the same compund with Ib1s Hotel, i have not been there before, the same road that lead to the Airport, opposite the Hotel there is a tracffic light.

I saw a lot of white at the hotel, none of you is in Benin you are just deceving people it is very very bad of your Company.


I called the U.K. Number to speak with Benie R the number is not responding, it is a big problem.

Thanks.

May God be with you, if you are real.

Ubah E I.

And this one in from his doctor friend character:
Quote:
Dear Randy,

My friend is not happy for your behavior even with me, you fooled us thank God that i did not make the travel with him, it would have been more disaster for us. Thank God that he is back safely.

Compensate the young man for his effort against next time, if you miss his model you miss a lot.

Bye.

Dr, Uju M.


K0dj0vi is not happy either with the way MM works:
Quote:
Ooldman.
listen to me. we have been trying to get the coorect information for over 2 hours and it is not working. listen to me many many customers have sent to us western union ok. do you want me to get my models out and we are stranded ? please send the western union payment attachment paper ok tomorrow before 10. amm we will be there and you will not loose us because i know that if you loose us you and mr jack will never bne happy for this trip beacuse you can never archieve the best because we are the best. listen we are not wrorried by anything at all because nothin will happen to us in africa i swea by the god of the african land. we can even give you protection here yes we are that ok? .
our leader is from accra ghana and he has been a powerful guy for long. why not get us and get what you want than continue to play games man.?
I am waiting for the western union ppaer attachment of that 1500 dollars call me with benin number now my good friend this our job is a good game but very risky because some bottom lost you know what i mean man. our organization is new and you are intoducing us to your compan,y without bsome support for performances. listen send the money and we will see now please. i am happy that you considered sending the mo,ey so send it the right way as i told you becaues we did not get it here . we have to tell you what is optainable in our low country ok?.
waiting for that because we vard already becoming sad that we have not been there man.
send then western union information in attachment of western union and call me.

+228-xxxx.


I would like to make a little more fun of Mr. K0dj0vi and ASEM him from a different and MM-unrelated (almost forgotten) baiting character:
Quote:
- Lomé service

Chére Sir Monsieur K0dj0vi,

I run a Deluxe Escort Service - only the best girls for the best senior businessmen. I have just come back from a highly successful recruiting tour through Bratislava and Paris. Dear babushka, my dear, we specialize in Ukrainian, Swedish and all-African escorts for Ukrainian, Swedish and all-African businessmen.

Please specify your preferations. Well, for example we have C1nnamon from Nigeria, very experienced, educated, for the most wealthy taste. I can also offer you a full weekend´s service of Kat1nka W0ywodnevija from Sbrodji. She´s 24.

Requirements:
- age from 18 to over 40
- good style and classic figure
- willing to travel
- good conversationist
- stylish, with special taste

Only high class escorts for high class well educated businessmen.

Any preferences accepted.

Looking for new ladies all the time.

I have run this business with no man´s help for 10 years now.

- 150 % safisfaction guaranteed !! Serving businesspeople all around the world with high-rate Escort Service - the best minds for the hardest-working businesspeople !! Always new friends wanted !!

Now I wonder what he would reply!

- I have an idea, how about a J1m Edw4rd dolla chop? In 2 days, we could email "Thank you very much for finally attenting our show again. We are again very grateful for Mr. Edw4rd having guided you up to P3ndjari on his expense, he has also just received his extra award for it. Hope to hear the best from you and from your models, bye!" This way, Jim would have pretended to have brought two random strangers to the show, telling them to impose our K0dj0vi and Ub4h!
How annoyed would they be Very Happy

@ Otterfan and SlapHappy, if you agree with this, then please don´t contact Ubah nor K0dj0vi until our show is over, i.e. until some time on Monday. Then would be a good time to see Randy or Jack emailing them "Hope you arrived back home safely!" Very Happy Muhahahahaha.

Suggestion 2 : Doing this on the Dan radio show. Jack and Pat would just wish them a "safe trip home", I think the lads would heavily contradict us. Imagine Kv0f0di doing that - could be fun.

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Safari x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Frumpy, I like option 2. Very Happy If Kodjovi answers his phone, it would be a real riot! Likewise, with [email protected] On Kodjovi, we just keep talking about how wonderful it was to meet him, did you have a great time, etc..and continue to talk over him, and appear not to hear a word he says. Laughing
With [email protected], we act all surprised that he wasn't there!! Didn't Jim bring you? Oh, really? We will have to look into this with Jim. We could later sack Jim, and invite [email protected] to another event. Safari #2 for him?? Laughing

[email protected]'s email is one giant siggyline. Very Happy He is a real eloquent fellow. Cool
It's too bad none of us were around to email him right away when he was waiting for us, as maybe we could have gotten him to Parakou, at least. If he had any money for the bus, that is.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok, I've got them on the list for the show... Frumpster, perhaps you can call me later with the numbers and fill me in on more info... Smile

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, certainly Smile need to think about the Ub4h modality a little ... there might be more mileage in him. K0dj0vi would be great for a little call from Pat and Randy (and Jack), if you agree.

No emails in yet from any MM lad today...but...

K0dj0vi replies to Oksana :
Quote:
we are working with locals.

we are not interested.

bye
k0dj0vi

Maybe Oki should point out that her deluxe escort service is in fact interested in his local, uhm, escorts...or has the MM conversation spoiled K0dj0vi´s trust in internet mass email business? Wink

Sent him this:
Quote:
Dear babushka Monsieur 0dah,

Spassiba for your email. So when I come to Lomé with customers, you are not interested to work with ?

Kisses, Oksana P.
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SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
Safari x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Safari Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Safari Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Safari Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
Safari x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
Safari x 2 another MMM w/ SH
Safari x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

SlapHappy "Pat" and I (Jack) called both (non) travellers on Dan´s show (Dan being "Randy" in the call to K0dj0vi). He, a man never short of words, has understood our elaborate story (fake lad J1m having led two strangers to Pendjar1, all the three of which are away now with M00seknuckle money). He has promised an email to Jack for tomorrow morning.

Ubah has not completely gotten our story. The call dropped dead after about 5 endless minutes, he just went away.

Now he writes an email, apologizing Very Happy :
Quote:
Understand my action is out of angry

Hello my people,

Many thanks for your calling, i thought that you people will not reach me again, well i now develop some trust with you people.

Sorry, for droping phone on you, it is out of angry i had forgotten about the suffering that happen to me yesterday. Please tell me what is the present situation now, i you people still in Benin, i would have like to see you people but i did not have enough money, i had spent all i had for the friday trip and the end nothing good come out.

Please i need only my transport fair, if i can get any money from you people then i will quickly rush to Benin again.

Finally, Your arrangement with the Bus driver is very poor, there is no fuel scarcity why the driver did not arrange fuel ahead of time for such big event, it is completely poor arrangement for you people. if you say that i did not come it is absolutely liar, if you say i did not come on time it is another bigger liar.

So want do i do now because i still have insterest in working with you people,

Thanks,

Ubah E I.

I have, too Smile we need a good plan!

I think we ought to meet him at the airport or the bank this week....we are just staying in Benin for one more assignment...we show him a flight ticket and meet him at the airport or a bank, in Porto Novo or again in Cotonou. - I would not know how to stall him, he needs action or he comes to use his brain.
Randy could be the bad cop, but Pat understands the lad´s problem, she might be helping to convince the human resource manager if .....so then i can insult him a little...unprofessional behaviour....mr K4adiri acted fast and met us in Parakou, insterad of driving home...and Pat could understand my anger, we had sponsors waiting for models, and Randy had to disappoint them for now, gives MM a very bad name.

How about it?

EDIT This morning, both lads are in the cafe again. From Ubah, nothing exciting, just MTCNtestquestiontestanswertoshowyoursincerityblabla.

From "K0dj0vi Ministries", this:
Quote:
Dear Mr 0ldman.

thanks for your calls last nigth with mr jack and lady. listen i did not get your letter and i am not bhappy about that how you can do the show without us. now mr jack promised to regulate the issue. is like someone from niegrai took our chance but we can never be the same. i maintain my word we did not get your 1500 us dollars ok.

if we get it you will see us.

now what do you want us to do. we need that you send the control number and the test qusetion nand anwser to us now so that we can work with you.
nigeria and lome are not the same youn know i told you. i was not happy that mr jack was dissapointed but it was not our fault. we will be waiting for the money to meet with you.

you called me and we spoke why did you just stop without conclusion mr oIdman. mrv jack i think from his tone must have misteken us for anyother person Yes. Dan called you again accidentally. else may be jim person is that true and why did you allow that to happen. the lady was correct when she was speaking with me because therevis some mistake. if you are not k0dj0vi you are not him. now minister is not in the city and i ndecided to do this on my own because we do not run the same company he is just like our guest.

however i need the controlm number and just the test qusetionn and answer or call me on the telephone and send the control number to me. i need to work with you and i need my western union money now mr oldman. i take you to be my friend but you did not call me until mr jack by himself called me that is too bad for our new begining i say the truth becauseif you take me i work for you with honest and sincerity.
waiting for the money to get ready to welcome mr jack at lome. we have youn want man.

k0dj0vi
This lad speaking of "honest and sincerity" Sad
In case you have not had the opportunity to listen to the Dan show yesterday, SlapHappy and I were given (or we have taken!) some 30-40 minutes for MM. Then SH and I called Ubah (a big talker) and then the same with K0dj0vi (same, but he has more brains). - Towards the end of the show, Dan wanted to send our Valentine greetings to random lads whose numbers were given in in the chat room by listeners. Dan made the little mistake of calling K0dj0vi again in this context Wink , introducing himself as Randy (whileas one week ago, Wayne was Randy´s voice.). Hence the remark in his email about him not having understood the Randall call and the line was bad anyway.

Well, at least he has understood our storyline.
Now I´m going to send him the "Jim has picked it up!"-MTCN.

Sent him this:
Quote:
Dear Mr. K0dj0vi,

I understand your disappointment but please do understand our troubles. We have been cheated by a Nigerian criminal whom we met at our last extravaganza and who seemed to be perfectly reliable to us. We have not heard from him again and from the man he introduced to us as "Mr. K0dj0vi 0dah from Lomé". Instead, we found that several things have been stolen from P3ndjari. We are missing five laptops and a whole delivery of iPhones which were meant for our other models as welcome gift.

We are still in Benin talking to the local police and it seems we will have to stay for at least one more week to settle this.

Here is the payment which Jack gave to you via the bank´s Western Union counter:

Sender´s name : xxx
Receiver : Kdj0vi 0dah Ministries
Control Number: xxxx
Question : What for?
Answer : Gift from Jack

I´ll get back to you later after we have discussed how to proceed with things. Since you are still willing to work for us, we are now more open than ever before to employ a sincere person.

Regards, RandaII

And a very similar email sent to Ubah:
Quote:
Dear friend Ubah E I

I understand your disappointment but please do understand our troubles. We have been cheated by a Nigerian criminal whom we met at our last extravaganza and who seemed to be perfectly reliable to us. We have not heard from him again and from the man he introduced to us as "Mr. Ubah E I from Lagos". Instead, we found that several things have been stolen from P3ndjari. We are missing five laptops and a whole delivery of iPhones which were meant for our other models as welcome gift.

Here is the payment which Jack gave to you via the bank´s Western Union counter:

Sender´s name : xxxx
Receiver : Ubah E I or Dr. Uiu M
Control Number: xxxxx
Question : What for?
Answer : Gift from Jack

We are still in Benin talking to the local police and it seems we will have to stay for at least one more week to settle this. I´ll get back to you later after we have discussed how to proceed with things. Since you are still willing to work for us, we are now more open than ever before to employ a sincere person.

Regards, RandaII

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And a Johnk update. All is going well with both of his missions, to prepare for a fact-finding tour to 0budu resort and to find some property for a permanent MM office in Nigeria.

This came in this morning...

Lad wrote:
Sir
A ctually i never saw your first mail until this moment, i was down too bussy yesterday with the property managers over the property beeing negotiated for so forgive me for first and foremost replyung late.
Sir i am in position to even tender my apology maybe , because your first gave many reasons but lets not go into details for to err is human and to forgive divine, if there is anyway i,ve said a word or things you don,t like please forgive me i just erred my mind but maybe wrongly, somethings like that won,t crop up again let,s forge ahead.
Concerning the rest things sir time is no more on my side, we just have this week to get ready for 0budu or what,s your advice / About the property i had gotten one that suit your taste as stipulated by you, the property managers called me this afternoon to pick the picture of the building and purchasing or leasing proposals on tuesday so i shall send to you the details of it all in due course.
It,s sunday eve and i get to rest a bit preparing my self for the morrow.
Take care of yourself Sir and i do hope you,ve forgiven me.
John.


The thing he's talking about at the start is the fact that I gave him a bit of a slap on Saturday morning for asking me some stupid questions about my contact with his friend, Mike 0ruekhigbemen, who's also going to 0budu with him. It's only natural I should contact Mike and ask if Johnk's passing on the info I tell him! No need to get all weird and paranoid, is there?
Anyway, I slapped him by sending him two emails but it seems that he's quite the forgiving lad. Time to move on.

Jack's reply this morning...

Jack wrote:
Dear John,

You're right, we should move ahead and not dwell on what happened and what didn't happen and so on. I'm glad we can act like civilized people and put business ahead of personal matters.

I have been in contact with the people at 0budu and they are okay with your group going there to gather information. I have given them the names of your group and the expected date of arrival (the 18th) but I also warned them that this may need to be changed if all the arrangements are not ready in time.
I received an email this morning from them asking how long you intend to stay there. Could you let me know as soon as possible the total number of days you want to stay? I guess the 0budu people are wanting to know so they can reserve those rooms for you for the right number of days.
However, I hope you can be flexible enough to wait for all the arrangements to be in place before going to 0budu. As I said, I have informed the 0budu people that the date of the 18th may not be the precise date because of things like this, and they're okay with that. It all depends on you and your people being okay with moving the date back. Let me know your thoughts about this.

I am very eager to see what property you have found! That is very quick work, John, and I'm very impressed. I'll say more once I see what things you send me later.

It's really early here right now so I think I'll go and get back into bed where it's warm and cosy!

best wishes,

Jack


I'm mentioning the date of arrival being flexible because there are behind-the-scenes stuff that I want to be in place before Johnk sets off.

The 0budu people also contact me this morning...

0budu Resort wrote:
Dear Sir,

Please let me know your thots on accomodation & Feeding,if any discount!!


Will Johnk and his group need feeding? I have to admit, I did pause and think for a while on that question!

Jack wrote:
Dear sir,

My group of representatives are in the process of discussing how long they wish to stay at your resort. I shall let you know when they have decided on a definite number of days.

As for a discount... that is entirely at your company's discretion. I do not insist but if you wish to apply a discount then that is a very kind offer which we would be rude not to accept. However, as I say, it is entirely the choice of your management and I am not demanding any special treatment in this area; the only demand that I may beg to insist on is that the group be shown the best that your resort has to offer.

thank you,

Jack S
M00seknuckle Modeling Enterprises LLC


Again, I'm not trying to scam a legitimate company or even get freebies from them, but if they wish to offer such things then that's fair.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I would think that a fact-finding mission like this takes only one solid afternoon...taking pics, picking up a hotel brochure, interviewing the manager. What do they need accomodation for? They are to drive home immediately afterwards, to give Jack the freshest news, instead of wasting time enjoying the hotel´s luxury. Jack could point out that he "needs the information on the evening of that February 18th", for a directors´ meeting on February 19th, 9 AM.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Fake Jim has just received an email from Kodj0vi.

Lad wrote:
HELLO MR MR JIM.

IS THAT HOW YOU DO?.NOT EVEN I CALL FROM BENIN WHEN YOU KNOW THAT I DID NOT COME.
THAT IS WHY I DO NOT LIKE NIGERIAN BUSINESS MAN.
WHAT HAPPEND ?.

KODJ0VI

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Otterfan, Fake Jim did a marvelous job of hoodwinking these hapless lads.
Great suggestion for the character. He came in real handy this past week. Laughing Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I´d say, Jim is richer now by 2 x $$ 7250 plus trip money to Parakou plus what he stole from the camp (iPhones and 5 laptops) and from MM, those big fulls Exclamation

Chris is shining his bright smile over MM:
Quote:
Sir
I am really impressed to be added to the m00seknuckle family, and at the same time rncouraged for your excellent features in trusting us in the other part of the world. we had unanimously vow to take m00seknuckle to a higher height by the special grace of God.
Thanks for counting on us while i hope to go wherever and whenever,
Chris

That´s what I want to hear from K0dj0vi. Instead, that group sent some 4 emails to Randy alone:
Quote:
call me as soon as you do the correction.


mr 0ldman

do something correctly please. the bank said that this information is wrong please correct it .
Sender´s name : xxxh
Receiver : K0dj0vi 0dah Ministries
Control Number: xxx
Question : What for?
Answer : Gift from Jack
we are waiting now.
sorry for any inconvinience you people have encountered with thos nigerian thieves we are differnt and you know it.
k0dj0vi 0dah. there is noministries in my name ok?
however that is not the case now mr 0ldman. you called me and we spoek so callme as soon as you do the correction and let me know how we are meeting at benin since you will be there . as soon as we get the money we will be there i honesty. is mr jack and the lady still there also.

k0dj0vi

Stinky liar !!
Quote:
dear

when will you be at lome as soon as we get the money we will be begin good arrangment. i told you that i hate nigerian business because often they are not good people.
send the atachment of the payment slip of the western union and stop making mistakrs give us good impression for no mr 0ldman.

k0dj0vi odah.

Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
Quote:
the control number is wrong sir correct it please


the money is not there.
check yourselve very well and give us the right control number dear.
waiting now. as for what happened to your company. well i will not speak now till we get to hold our promise i am waiting for you. good and real things some times are scarce to come by.
thanks for your cooperation and calls.
please check the control number then bank here siad that it is wrong.
https://wumt.westernunion.com/asp/orderResults.asp?country=global

k0dj0vi waiting.

bye


Enough is enough Evil or Very Mad :
Quote:
Sir!
I advise you to act like this applicant from Ivory Coast, who wrote this to us just now:

Sir
I am really impressed to be added to the m00seknuckle family, and at the same time rncouraged for your excellent features in trusting us in the other part of the world. we had unanimously vow to take m00seknuckle to a higher height by the special grace of God.
Thanks for counting on us while i hope to go wherever and whenever,
Chris


Instead of holding your hands like a clueless beggar, better get in your 5 x car and provide us some models!

Have we ever received a single photograph from you?

Regards, RandalII

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Kojo has replied to the above rant of Randy´s:
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old fool

dear mr 0ldman.

that means that you did not send the money to us as you claimed right.
have a wonderful day with your company. do you eman to tell me that you are just a lier or what. i do not need to send pictures to you. we speak with action. Pah!

you are not doing fine with your work that is why you loose money to some people from nigeria. we are not beging you after all you need our services man.
i will infor mr jack about your lies and know what he will say.
i can see that you are either cheating on your company or you do not know the implication of your cheap models to the big people that they may work with.

we are not cheap. you think you can trick us right by holding the money that mr jack sent to us to prepare ourselves. you will fall more victims if you do not take time.

thanks for cheating on us. listen to me. i am waiting for that right control number if not then count us out of this your mess and long insult man.after you will stilkl come back to us if you want the real thing. send mr jack number at benin to me i need to speak with him at least he spent some money calling me. at least i can thank him .

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A similar "gimmeMTCN"-beg from Ubah, only much more politely.
Quote:
Hello Randy,

Thanks for the payment, Please indicate the amount that you transfer.

Thanks,

Ubah E I.

He likes me. Smile
Both get this :
Quote:
Dear Kojo,

I have been questioned by the Benin police officers all day...I am very tired and it seems they will do nothing to help us in our circumstances. They even asked for bribes! I ask you, K0j0vi : Is that normal??!? We are about to bring them something,and they only want to take from us.

Not enough that we were obviously cheated by Mr. Edward, who has since disappeared with the person he had with him. He also ran away with the money which was meant for your travel expenses from Jack : You can see from the Western Union site as well as from the bank server that it has been picked up !

You can always call Jack, don´t you know his number? +1 708 xxx xxxx

There is only one thing we can do : move on forward. We will be staying here because of these circumstances until Friday I think. In the meantime, we can secure a few deals and win the agents we were having in mind, additionally to the people that attended our P3ndjari invitation.

Here is what we will do you you, K0j0vi : Can we make a personal appointment with you at our bank in Porto Novo? Just immediately before we need to be at the Cotonou airport to fly back to the United States.

I am disillusioned at the moment but I think one has to look ahead and to keep a stiff upper lip, don´t you think so, too?

So it´s meet us at the airport or continue to write impertinent stuff. I really hate him.

Ubah, however, he likes me. He would like me more with a valid MTCN though:
Quote:
Hello Randy,

Many thanks for your maximum understanding, I am very sorry to heared that some Nigerian has been cheated you before, it is a sad news, i prayed that you people will never experience such thing again.

I write to inform you that i is never a cheater
, with all my effort by mailing and by calling you would have know that i am not such people, i am very serious about working with you people.

Finally, Please can you just call me and tell me exactly the amount Mr Jack transfer to my name today, or you can send it through email, if you people will still be at Benin by tomorrow, if i pick up the money by tomorrow morning i will quickly rush into available flight to Cotonou to meet you people.

Thanks,

Yours Friend.

Ubah E I

I like your plan, Ubah my friend Smile only without Western Union.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Kodj0vi gets this from Fake Jim...

Fake Jim wrote:
kodj0vi,
u togo ppl are all easy magas.i enjoy your money from m00se knuckles ppl and the gold watches also they give.
maga, thats you oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mr jim


I'll send a suitable taunt to Eric when I can think of one.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Earlier, Eric Ub4h sent this to Fake Jim (most likely after reading Randy's emails and finally realizing what had happened)...

Lad wrote:
Hello Jim Edward,

Why you did not give me your no as i told you, you are nothing but fake, fake, fake, fake

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


So Fake Jim replies...

Fake Jim wrote:
Eric ub4h,
yes i am fake fake fake fake but i chop your m00se knuckle money and your gold watches too. u Lagos g-men are easy magas, you to easy for me to eat ur money. see you at d next show ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ugo N0lly returns!

After attempting to threaten both Jack and Randy, and then Jack gave him a verbal slapping, he comes back all meek and quite a bit less boastful...

Lad wrote:
hello dear
how are you ?
tell me what your company really want from me ?here is my cell number
if you wish to call me +2348099999999 .


Jack replies...

Jack wrote:
Hello dear,

The thing that my company is wanting to do is to establish its name among the local people in West Africa. We will do this by recruiting both local models (did you read the PDF brochure I sent last week?) and agent-managers who will have two main roles: (1) Seek out new potential models to be registered with us; (2) coordinate any photography and modeling arrangements that we request when the models we want to use are registered with that particular agent (who receives a commission for any work the model does).

We are not looking for the traditionally glamorous and stick-thin anorexia models that you see everywhere. We could get those almost anywhere and they are not in short supply. Instead, we concentrate on presenting real people who have that inner spark of attractiveness, and our make-up and costume designers help to enhance and bring the person's own unique character to the surface. This is what makes MM different and what makes us successful because this is a very under-used source of models, providing a look that normal people can relate to.

regards,

Jack


And Ugo N0lly, purring softly like a cute little kitten...

Lad wrote:
hello dear i have had you and all that your company need i will said
that yopu meet the rightfull person over here in nigeria in my copany
i have some nice models that i will give you there picture and
anything that you need from me .


Now, that's better! Issuing no threats of wanting to kill me for any mention of scams is always a nice thing to see in future business partners.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Kojo has forwarded Randy all emails between him and the fake lad who ripped us off.
Quote:
see edward insult

you see that you thinbk bad of us but we are good even edward knows that e are good.
see my leters to him and what he wrote that we re maga maga is some one who they cheat.
now send the money to me in clear terms if you ant me to meet you at p novo or else stop waisting my time and your time. waiting for the money to appear.
be careful how you insultv us agaisn

k0dj0vi

Randy is being naive Smile :
Quote:
Oh my God...

I am printing these emails out now, i think the local police can use them as evidence because it clearly shows J1m Edw4rd has planned to cheat M00seknuckle from the very beginning.

I do not think we wish to continue any business with West Africa right now...
We are very grateful to you for this valuable information for the police. Thanks!


Ubah, on the other hand, has obviously NOT made the easy connection between "Nigerian ripped us off" and "JIm being that very one who did it".
Quote:
Hello Randy,

It seem like you are confused, how can you tell me that the payment you transfered to me through Western Union Money transfer was pick up by your so called representative J1m Edward, not even Western Union Staff and Who i never see for one day in my life.

I went to the Western Union Office and discovered that there is no money in the information you gave to me, Why are you treating me like this, it is very bad, it is you that knows J1m Edward, You knows him it may be you gave him the money as your agent, as it be the money is for me realy as said, you would have give me the correct transfer information, i Ubah Eric Iloba. never believe that you send money to me, who can you tell such and story and expect him or her to believe you.

Finally, If you people want me to work with your Company, be honest with me, i did not like telling liars, it is a Sin before God.

Tell me the truth and let me know my right to play in your offer.

Regards,

Ubah E I.

Wrote him this :
Quote:
Dear Ubah E I,

I thought it was very clear to you that this character J1m Edward IS the very person from Port Harcourt (he said) who HAS stolen both our and your Western Union money !

J1m Edward is the thief who has stolen our AND YOUR money !

I know this is very stressing and confusing, since we really had put a great deal of trust into him. He and his companion have cost the company about 20.000 dollars last weekend alone!

That´s why we need to make up for it since M00seknuckle wishes all debts to be paid for.

The only chance for us now is on Friday at noon in our Porto Novo bank or later at the Cotonou airport.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pat Crokin has some sympathy for the two screwed lads, [email protected] and Kod-jerky, and sends them both this email:

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Subject: Please accept our apologies
We at Mosseeknuckl3 are dumbfounded, and somewhat confused about this whole thing. Jim Edwards has worked for us since October now, and we never envisioned that he would ever do such a thing to us all. He has taken money that didn't belong to him, presented people as our expected agent, taken their payments, and stolen gifts meant for the agents and models. Oh, you have no idea how hurt and angry I feel right now. And the police were no help at all! They laughed and didn't care at all! Even wanted money from us to write a report and try to catch Mr. Edwards before he got back to Niageria! Of course, we did not pay any such bribe money. It was appalling, the lack of professionalism and their complete corruption. If I wasn't a lady, I would have slapped that police officer across his grinning face!
We are going to try and find Jim to get our money back, but we are not hopeful of this.


Well, all we can do is meet with you and try to fix things and make them right in person. I hope you will accept our apologies for the criminal behavior of one of our employees. It was shocking and unexpected.
Please come to Porto Novo airport on Friday as Randy suggests. I know that we can make things right for you before we head back to Chicago.

Warm wishes,
[email protected] Cr0k1n
I have hopes for [email protected] making it, but Kod-jerky, no. Maybe he will surprise us. Smile

edit: names..Frumpy is way paranoid! Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

maybe theres a scammer somewhere nearby that you could claim is Jim and send one of the cheated lads to kick his *ss Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Update on Johnk's property-hunting task in the Pictures forum here.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay! Time to gets things sorted with the 0budu lads.

Jack sends this to all three. I think it covers everything I would like them to do while there.

Jack wrote:
I'm sending this again because I didn't have the right address for Chris.

Dear John, Mike, and Chris,

How are you all? I hope you are all feeling enthusiastic and eager to go to 0budu Resort and carry out this small but important task for M00seknuckle Modeling. Remember that what you bring back, both in terms of actual documentation and also your own personal opinions, will go a long way towards helping us decide if 0budu Resort is a place suitable for future MM modeling events. It's a pity that you were knocked down by a motorcycle, John, while trying to attend the last event we held in your area, but some things are beyond our control. Still, let me tell you that there is no need to have any direct experience of what previous shows have been like to make you qualified to assess 0budu for its future show potential. We never try to get stuck in the same pattern at MM so a fresh new batch of eyes and ears (i.e., yours) might produce a new and very successful difference.

To make sure that your journey is not a waste of anyone's time and resources, I suggest that the items/information on the following list be brought back from 0budu if at all possible.

1. Any advertising brochures or leaflets that 0budu print and give away to potential customers. If you have a choice, go for the ones more aimed towards describing the business facilities, but don't concentrate solely on these since the whole weekend will be about having fun as well as getting business done.

2. Official price-lists, corporate information, anything that shows us the financial security, published cash-flow, etc, of the company. In other words, anything to do with how well the business is running. We don't want to invest in a business that, on the surface looks okay, but underneath is losing money.

3. Any merchandise that is given away free. This might include badges, hats, t-shirts even. I'm not expecting anyone to pay out money for any items that are on sale, but if you wish to spend your own money on these things then I won't refuse your offer! But no pressure to get anything that costs money, okay? The 0budu people might give away free t-shirts or caps or other promotional items. If they do, accept them graciously and keep them for our inspection. You can tell a lot about a company by the quality and care they put into their promotional items.

4. Your own recordings of the place. Preferably this would be on video camera, but if you can't afford that (and we have no time to ship out MM equipment, unfortunately) then other things such as still photographs or videos taken on cell phones will be acceptable. Even an audio recorder (cassette or digital mp3) might be useful. You could walk around the resort and talk into the recorder to give your first impressions and opinions. If you do take visual records (and I really hope you do because nothing beats seeing something for assessing its quality) then try to make them many and varied. Think about our guests and what our guests might consider important. The washing facilities are always important to most people. After all, who wants to have to take a shower in a dirty bathroom? Make sure you get an impression of both the male and female washing and toilet facilities. We have an equal mix of male and female attendees and we don't want either one to be horrified by what they find at 0budu.
Record everything, even the bad parts! If I wanted only the good side, I would only read the advertising material that 0budu themselves make. Instead, I want to see everything, good, bad, impressive, disappointing.

5. Perhaps keep a journal and write down your own thoughts about the place. If you find the staff are really helpful or give the place an extra sense of calmness and comfort, then this can't always be captured on video or in photographs, but it can be described by putting the feelings into words. Also, if you write those feelings when they happen, they are your truest feelings instead of ones that have been tainted by writing about them when you're home and away from the thing that made you feel that way.

6. Get some opinions from other guests there. Write them down or record them on whatever recording equipment you have with you. Don't intrude on anyone, though. Be as polite as possible and if someone refuses to talk to you then accept it and walk away. Remember that you're representing MM while you're there and we don't want people getting the idea that MM are insensitive or intrusive.

7. Get some opinions from the staff, too. They'll know what goes on behind the scenes and might give you some interesting insights that you and other guests are unaware of. Again, don't be pushy and intrusive, though. Be considerate and if a staff member doesn't want to talk to you, then leave them and find someone else who might. Don't only ask the high members of staff... consider asking the lower status workers, too, such as the casual cleaners and part-timers.

8. Try all of the facilities! Go in the swimming and leisure pools, go on the cable cars, take some of the tours that are on offer, join in with any of the events that are taking place when you're there. Have fun! It would be nice to know how easy and how enjoyable you found all of the activities so we know that our guests will also have a good time with them if we go there. If the activity costs money (which I know some do) then don't force the organizers to give you a free entry just because you're representing MM. Instead, mention your mission and then let the organizers decide if they will let you have a trial of the activity for free or a reduced rate. Again, I don't want people thinking MM staff are just there to get everything for free!

9. Keep all of your receipts for any expenses that you have to pay. Remember that MM will pay for every expense that you can show a valid receipt for. Any expense claim that doesn't come with a receipt will not be paid, no arguing or persuading will be entertained, so it's your duty to make sure you get and keep proof of what you've paid out and for which you would like MM to pay you back.

I think that's covered everything. If you can think of anything else, of course please mention it. I'm always open to ideas from everyone and will consider them all with equal seriousness.

best wishes,

Jack

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Looking forward to it.^^

Nothing much happened here tonight. Waiting for replies from the safariists, to react.

Only Dav1d K3w3ll is back...seems he wants to spend money on us Smile :
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Dear RandaII O,
I want to tell you that i have won for your organization three models but am still recruiting for more because my loyalty is with your modeling firm.I will send their pictures to you on wednesday because i want to fianalise with them.
As for the application i have check it and i cannot submit it online,i need to print it out and send it through courier service.But i will be more happy if there is a way i can submit it online to make things easy for me.
Thanks in Anticapation,
K3ew3eII Dav1d.

Well, if he asks for it...
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Nice to hear from you Dav1d k3ew3ll ,

You can contact our Vice President Jack, [email protected] , if you prefer to submit it via courier service.

Ask Jack for more details, and give him my regards.

If screwups were dollars, I'd be a millionaire!!

Have a good day

RandaII O

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ No objections to a lad spending money on postage to MM! It only means that someone has to scan the forms at this end. Making us work, how dare he!!

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