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PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That lad sounds familiar....are the following ones related with him ?

R1ta D1kko (my late father´s money blablabla, plus two hot pictures), IP 41.207.15.78 Cote D'Ivoire (Abidjan), and

Pascale D1kko (same story), IP 41.207.27.87 Cote D'Ivoire (Abidjan)

Now you have the Alhaji. Rita and Pascale have not replied to Randy any more since Jan 26th. -

Another high performer, A. Ajass0r:
Quote:
01-30-2009 at 13:01:15:
Subject: with just like love thanks

Dear Friend Mr RandaII.

Thanks for your letter. yes i do. miss mary will send the forms to you. they are specialist in such arrangments i trust them so much . my business with you will work well. i am a high talented personality and i belong to the good gruop you are looking for.
when i went through your form i understand your intention and it is very good and you can trust our arrangments.

now that i have given you such heavy contacts what will be my own personal % because i am not going to share 7000 us dollars with them since they will use the money for tickets and also for some shopping.

i know that i am satisfied with what i have and know that when i finaly finish my targeted business which made me o contact you at the first place that i will be very very confirmed ok.

i do not want these guys tow aitse their time because they arrange models and excort boys and gild for even the governmen officials down here so please try to do what you promsied them so that i will not be waisting thier time ok mr oldman. one thing is that they will do what you want because these are sweat and heavy understanding boys and girls around and this opportunity is very nice for them.

miss mary said that she was not able to send the form yerstaerday but today they will send it ok. k0dj0vi told me when he was dressing up my bed this morning as my personal assistance and you know what he is very good in shows and modeling because that is how i come o know him long and he is very trust worthy and honest and can never reveal even the slightest secret to any one that is why i love him so much and even if i will allow him to come to you but you will promise me that he will be coming steady to stay with me sometimes since he is very very attached to me now for a very long time and he has benn a very good boy you know what i mean.

thanks for such opportunity when you get the form and send the money to him inform me so that i will help them in getting the papers as usual.

promise your company that my boys will be cool since your major interest are on male models with few girls i think so .

i do not have time for this but because it reflects my love nad concern for people and my personal feeling imosions and satisfaction that is why i am ready.

it is taking them some money already to make calls and take taxi and print your forms and the scan them and then write to you so let this be an agreement.

i have not known where exactly your company is located in the us can i know ?.

when we finish this i will let you know how concern i am because i know that it will help me to finish up my desired transfer as soon as possible.

take care and write back to me as soon as you receive the form and send the money to them. i tell you with good invitation letters from you it will take just few days to get visa for their trip tp us or germany as the case may be.

i am waiting for your call i told you that i tried to call you but it was not going ok because it entered voice mail so now as you receive the call and send them the money call me.

bye.

aya55or

And El1sabeth J0hnson:
Quote:
Hello,

I am contacting you in regards of the email my boss sent you for the partnership. He wants to know how he can partner with your modeling agency.

Wow. We have never been so popular!

Good old Ubah seems to think his scratchy signature on the Agents Form is enough. No, Sir!
Quote:
Hello randy O,

Many thanks for your email, i signed my signature, but it may be it did not appear very well, but i have to still look over it.

Finally, i appreciate your email for accepting my application form, i am very glad and will be more happy to associate with you people, i also communicate with patricia today.

Thanks,

Ubah E I.

This time, Randy forgets it not (and also a wink into Pat´s direction from me, too!Wink )
Quote:
Dear Applicant,

Just received your reply. This was my mistake, I forgot to attach the 2 page employment contract.

You need to sign this to be a fully acknowledged member of M00seknuckle.

Have a nice weekend, regards, RandaII

Reply in:
Quote:
Hello randy,

Many thanks for your quick response, Please check it very well there is my Signature, but it is night already. i will resign the page 2 by tomorrow and send to you. Please always keep me updated.

Thanks,

U E I.

Call me on + 234....

And what about page 1?!? We have a 100% applicant here, haven´t we?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've come back tonight to find that Mary Ann (mentioned in the post above) has sent Jack a completed application.

She'd written to Jack a few times already, while also writing to Randy, so here's that exchange plus tonight's email with the forms...

Lad wrote:
Mr Jack.

I am Miss Mary Ann Andrew. Mr Oldman Randa11 of the M00seknuckle Models have saied that we tell you that we are sending the form for the Agent/ Representative of M00seknuckle ModelsEnterprise from Africa. I will send it in the evening.

Mr Kodjovi 0dah and me will be working together.

I am a descent woman and dr ayassor knows that i will do my best with Mr Kodjovi 0dah. He said that we have to try and we promise to do so .

yours sincerely in service.

Miss Mar Ann Andrew.
Rep/Model. M00seknuckle Models


Jack wrote:
Dear Mary Ann,

I acknowledge your email and I look forward to receiving your application form. I will write more when you have sent it.

best wishes

Jack


Lad wrote:
Dear Sir Mr Jack.

Thanks for your acknowledgment of my email. i will send the form today i am sorry for the delay we were not able to finalise yesterday. As soon as we receive the help fee as Mr Oldman us we will do everything to do as you wish.
yours sincerely in service.

Miss Mar Ann Andrew.
Rep/Model. M00seknuckle Models


Lad wrote:
Dear Sirs.

I am sending the form as directed now.

the director siad that it is mr kodjovi odah that will receive the fee as you promised.

thanks and many happy work together .

mary


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Jack wrote:
Dear Mary Ann,

I thank for you sending Mr Kodjovi 0dah's form so quickly. I have taken a quick look over the pages and everything looks fine. I will pass the form to Randa11 Oldman, whom I think you have been dealing with already, for him to process. He's the man in charge of dealing with new applicants and I wouldn't want to deprive the guy of his job.

I wish you well in your future career with M00seknuckle Modeling and hope to see you achieve great things.

best wishes,

Jack

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Right. And the original lad cunningly wrote in all caps minutes before to Randy:
Quote:
DEAR FRIEND OLDMAN.

THANKS FOR YOUR INFORMATION.
THE RECEIVER OF THE MONEY IS.

MR K0DJ0Vl oDAH.
LOME TOGO.
WEST AFRICA.

YOU CAN ATTACH THE WESTERN UNION PAYMENT PAPER AND SEND TO HIM. INFORM ME ALSO WHEN YOU SEND IT.
MARY PROMISED THAT BEFORE FEW HOURS FROM NOW SHE WILL SEND THE APPLICATION TO YOU. THE DELAY IS JUST BECAUSE THEY WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY HAVE EVERY ARRANGMENT WELL DONE .

I AM 100 % SURE THAT THIS WILL BE DONE VERY WELL. YES I HAVE READ YOUR INFORMATION AND WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS A GOOD WORK AND I KNOW THAT A LOT OF HANDSOME AFRICANS WILL JIN YOU SOON.

MANY REGARDS.

AYASS0R.

Don´t ask what M00seknuckle can do for you, ask what you can do for...well...

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Safari Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
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Safari Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
Safari x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Forgot to mention, the above network is bewildering...so Mary Ann sent the forms for the main lad, not for herself.
Ok...a February plan could be...since the Benin 55C is right in the middle of Togo and Nigeria... Smile MGK, how about it? A little in-between show not advertized on the website since it´s manly for the press and some catalogue shoots?

Another new one, another one who calls himsels "Favour" :
Quote:
Subject: From Mr Fav0ur WiIIiams,


Dear Friend,
I received your message,but the problem now is i dont have full picture the only one i have with me now is my international passport.Please if you can help me and send me some money for me to snarp one copy, i am interested i want to dothe business with you.You can send the money through western union money transfer with this informations
Country cote d'lvoire
State abidjan
Name Mr Favour Williams
Thanks and i wait to hear from you,
Yours sincerecly,
Mr Favour Williams

Ok, since you are already off-script, we can work together. And surely you can snarp one - or why don´t you become an agent? Agents can look like a frog as long as they have got the MM Attitude (TM).

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the ball is in your cult
Safari x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Safari Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Safari Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Safari Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
Safari x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
Safari x 2 another MMM w/ SH
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry about this nonalphabetical mess...let me try to write a short summary first:

1) JohnK, + Mike + Chris : 0budu is the plan.
2) Solomon + team S3D (his initials), waiting for the DVD with his brochure he made to arrive at the box...waiting...

EDIT He just called at 11:48 AM Chicago time. I have´t taken it on purpose. It was him, most likely, or one of the team.

Now the new M00sies:
3) Ayass0r = K0djovi = Mary Ann (Togo), see below. Forms see above.
4) Ub4h Er1c lI0bah = Dr. Uju (Nigeria) : forms are above

IMHO, they would be perfect (in the long run) to be invited to Benin.

This is from Mary Ann (i.e. K0dj0vi, i.e. Ayass0r)
Quote:
Dear Sir Mr oldman.

Thank you for accepting us to work with your modeling firm. now this morning we have small meeting with about 11 people and we are very happy that the meeting is very good.

we will make sure that any one that we will provide for your firm will be a very good prety and handsom person you can trust us sir.

so now i am sending the form to you as you can see the boss himself mr jack has received it i also think that he will send it to you as he told us. i am very happy to work with your company. who am i that i will be one of those selected by king jack for this wonderful opportunity. when i see what you have done to help people around the world i count myself blessed.

I have been informed that you will need a bank account to send the money to us. let us know so that we can get that to you or still we can receive money via western union if you like. that is the fastest and easy for us .

We are already doing prety good on this because we are the best people around africa to do this for you now down here in togo.

send the money to mr k0dj0vi 0dah whose name was directly used in the form and send to him the transfer information via western union. we will do our best .

we know that before few weeks we will get the first shift and then be happy and in future we will host you also .

Thanks for everything and I am waiting for your reply. when you send the money to Mr K0dj0vi 0dah tell me. i will be working on just three girls and four boys that is seven guys this morning. i need to begin because some times it use to take time before they are matured for coming and modeling here in africa but the fact is that we are as natural as you can imagin sirs.

All we need from you is your direrctions on what you want us to do and you will have it done. From the tune of the form and going through your sites i am very impressed sirs by your effort and provision of employment opportunities through modeling people for heavy show and arts that is great . africans are still virgin and we promise you good service.

I hope that Those with dread lock/ Rasters heads normally called the rastas are included because we have tow of the guys now with it. we wnat to know so that we will not waiste our time training them if you will not want them sirs. we are now concentrating on human training that is teaching them things like .

the need for confidentiatlity.
the need for smartness.
the need for cooperation.
the need for respect.
the need for disposition to duties and authorities.
the need for confidence.
the need for neatness.
the need for love.
the need for good sex .
the need for good talk and approach.
the need for good walk and steps.
the need for caring and tenderness.
the need for trust and honesty.
the need for sincerity.


WE WILL DO IT WELL.

With full of love and affection.

Miss Mary Ann.
Representative. sec.

Wow. Really proactive. - Mr. Goofy can wait long for WU, since we do cash only at events only but this will be stated in the contract´s small print. Thanks for your good words, we do our best to keep some (not the best, rather the worst) 419ers busy!

Sent her this as reply...I´d love to get a sign pic trophy done Smile
Quote:
Dear Mrs. Mary Ann,

Your email was just received. Let me address one point after the other.

At the moment, it seems you are the secretary and daughter of Mr. K0dj0vi 0dah, so it seems appropriate for me to address you both with this email. I will also contact him later again with the results regarding his Agents Application. So far, we are all very pleased here and I am sure there will only be minor details to be asked for.

On of this is the M00seknuckle Modeling official Employment Contract. Allow me to send this to your father, since it is simply his signature on this two-page form that is needed. After I have received it back, he may consider himself as a fully acknowledged M00seknuckle Modeling Talent Agent.

I am very glad to have won you and your dedication. Seven models is more than we expected and we are sure we or our sponsors are employing them for photoshoots at the next event which is about due in February, right next to you near Lomé, Togo. Preparations and negotiations are ongoing behind the scenes, it is mainly a meeting for businessmen and -women of the international fashion and photography industry, as well as some major representatives of our festival.

Should you chose to become all part of the M00seknuckle team, I am sure you will be included in the benefits that they and we together will offer for your career.

As head of the Hum4n Res0urce Deparlment, I can safely say that we would be very glad to also employ your suggested rasta look models.

Can you prepare us a group photograph of the models you are already trainingh? We need to see the models we are about to employ.

A few group and/or single shots, best with a cardboard sign in one hand that features our company name ("M00seknuckle Modeling"), to which you firmly belong as soon as we receive the employment contract, would be just perfect for showing the magazines and potential customers what to expect from our latest Togo employees, whose agent is Mr. K0dj0vi 0dah.

--
Faithfully yours, R. 0ldman

And this to the actual agent, Mr. K0dj0vi (I call him "Goofy", informally!):
Quote:
Dear Mr. K0dj0vi 0dah,

We have received your complete Agents Application. Thank you for sending it so quick.

I have just replied to your daughter, who kindly sent it to me, at length.

Since it is you who is applying for an agent´s position, I wish to address the following to you personally :

Congratulations !

Please accept your official M00seknuckle Employment. Sign it at the bottom and send it back to us.
Then this will be an end of all the formalities.

I have just given your daughter Mrs. Mary 4ndrew a detailed plan of what we would expect (a series of group photos) of her group that she is training for us under your guidance. I think this is the best to advertise our latest and freshest employees from the beautiful country of Togo.

Wishing you a wonderful weekend, yours faithfully,

RandaII


-

Reply from JohnK´s buddy, Mike, in.
Quote:
sir,
presently, let me say thank you for your quick response, i appreciate sir, your question of i would work alone or as a team with John, i feel it is more appropriate of after my industrial training that the ball would be in your court to decide either to work with him or send me away:but i am still working and obtaining an indoor model training with him and the rest until you decide on which way i would go. let me hear from you concerning this.
About 0budu trip what,s up sir? Thanks yours Faithfully Mike.


Reply off to Mike:
Quote:
Dear Mr. Fav0ur,

Thank you for your reply.

My duty has been fulfilled for now since you may consider yourself an employee of M00seknuckle Modeling.

Please rely on Jack for your questions about with employment specifics. I am still dealing with potential other applicants; basically, I am not the contact person for show plannings.

I have told him of your email just now, I am sure he is doing the best for you and John, whom he mentions very often at meetings. I think you can expect the best career opportunities for 2009.

Regards, RandaII


EDIT Another call. Number withheld. Have not taken it. Most likely one of the Solomon gang again. Called 2:35 PM Chicago time.

EDIT Email in from "Little Boy Ubah": He thinks his signature on page 10 is also valid for the Employment Contract! Pah! Imagine how good an agent he would be!
Quote:
Hello randy O,

How are you today, hope fine, Sir, Please inform me about the exactly the page to sign.

In your application form the place to sign was the last page the page 10 and i signed on it. keep me updated.

Thanks,

U E I.

Idiot.

And here is "Goofy" again :
Quote:
Dear Friend MR O.

I must first thank you and Mr Jack for this wonderful opportunity to serve. I will do al within my powervto work to the best of my abilities.
I have gone through the agreement and signed it and i will send it back to you soonest.
With that we are happy to work with you as we waite for your support of the money as promised by monday or so . Mary Ann is a lady working with us and not mt duaghter she is more or less a mistress but also serves secratarial purposes and messenger.

Thanks and Many Good Services.

Mr K0jd0vi 0.

Instant messenger rather...

About the money, well, the form would teach him better (just don´t read it too closely!)...but I think we can help. He does not have to wait til quarter 2...we surely have a big show right in his neighbourhood in mid-February! Wink

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Safari Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Safari Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Safari Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
Safari x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
Safari x 2 another MMM w/ SH
Safari x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 5:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Dear Friend Mr O and Sir Jack.

Below in attachment is the signed copy of the agreement.
We waite then for you. Miss Mary takes orders from me sir.
All will be well organized.

Thanks .

K0dj0vi O.

Representative.
Lome Togo.

Quote:
DEAR SIR.

GOD BLESS YOU AS WE WORK TOGETHER. WHEN YOU SEND THE MONEY INFORM ME . WESTERN UNION IS THE BEST SIR. STILL IF YOU DDESIRE ACCOUNT I WILL SEND IT TO YOU TOMORROW. BUT WESTERN UNION IS FAST IMMEDIATELY AND WE PREFER IT . WE WILL WORK HARD.

K0DJ0VI O.

So nobody ever reads the contract Smile
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EDIT Solomon just called, 12:45 Chicago noon time. Couldn´t take it Sad Number was not withheld though.

EDIT SlapHappy as Pat (voice morpher) called K0dj0vi and brought in Randy (played by Wayne).
Thanks for your help, guys!
The lad was so excited, I´m sure he´s wet his pants!! And he had an androgyn voice IMHO. He´s talked so quickly with excitement, I was ROFL Very Happy
(It´s been offered as a part of the Dan radio show of today, get the podcast at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ibc/2009/02/01/Scam-Baiters-With-Dan-Cottrell and start from about 1:00 hours on!)

I would LOVE to get this excited guy waiting in front of a hotel Smile Smile Smile

EDIT And another hit:
Quote:
01-31-2009 at 11:22:40:
Subject: I WANT TO BE YOUR AGENT


I AM INTRESTED IN BEING YOUR AGENT,I HAVE SOME MODELS AND WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR SOLE AGENT HER IN WEST AFRICA.
PLEASE GIVE ME DETAILS ON WANT YOU REALLY WANT SO I WILL KNOW HOW TO GO ABOUT THINGS.
THANKS
DlCKS0N EGENTl

Aaah Smile the spirit! The vigor! (The money!)

EDIT Called Ubah : http://www.4shared.com/file/83616171/4421da4a/MM_Ubah_Pat_J.html

Thanks to SlapHappy for being a convincing Pat and for helping Jack (unsuccessfully...what a lad!) that a signature on the application does NOT mean that the employment contract needs NOT to be printed out, filled out, signed and scanned!

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SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
Safari x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Safari Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Safari Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Safari Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
Safari x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
Safari x 2 another MMM w/ SH
Safari x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reply in from Ubah:
Quote:
Hello Randy O,

I write to inform you that i am very glad to associate with your Company. i appreciate your calling, i will look over the page 2 of the application and correct it.

Regards,

Ubah E I.

E M P L O Y M E N T C O N T R A C T !!! Page TWO of the Employment Contract! Arrrgh !!! Evil or Very Mad

Well.... Rolling Eyes go ahead, man!
I can tell you just as well later...one page printing and scanning ought to equal two hours lad cafe time so it´s a win-win situation (or rather lose-lose) : How often have I told him we need the...and not page 2 of the... Pat, your charme was not enough for him Very Happy
I think Ubah needs a video tutorial for printing ansd signing only (!) a two-page-form. Thanks for the hint, Otterfan. Employees like these make MM not need a financial crisis excuse for payment problems any more.

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SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
Safari x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Safari Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Safari Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Safari Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
Safari x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
Safari x 2 another MMM w/ SH
Safari x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission

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Slaphappy & Frumpy, well done, that was brilliant... Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Solomon has sent me the tracking number for the DVD package! When I first check it, it's apparently sitting in JFK Airport.

Solomon also sends me this...

Lad wrote:
Dear Jack,
After going over your last mail to me,i cannot but express how bad i and the rest Team Members felt,as such,in ensuring You get the result of our heard earned labour,we had
to track the DVD sent to you from us since on the 27th of Jan 2009.

Please we earnestly ask that you view this DELAY as not our making in anyway.
please you can assist us equally by tracking it from your oun end as we shall be doing same from this end as well.

Regards

Solomon


An apologetic lad, is there anything more lovely to read?

I check the consignment number a little later and find that it's now at the destination depot but not picked up yet.

Jack wrote:
Dear Solomon,

I understand completely and I suggest that you not feel bad at all. At least I can now track the package. The latest update shows that its at the Oklahoma TNT depot, which means that it will be here as soon as it's loaded up on a van and sent out to my address. Which shouldn't be long. Today, I hope.

While we're waiting, however, let's turn to the other issues. Please look through my previous emails to you and try to address the things that I mention, apart from the DVD package. There are still matters outstanding that I am waiting for your approval, input, or action for.

Hope to hear from you soon,

Jack


He seems to be blatantly ignoring the other questions and requests (photos of Team SED, etc) every time I mention them. Grrrr!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A Johnk update...

Jack wrote:
Dear John,

How are you, sir? I hope you are feeling good and well.

John, this has to be a quick email. My wife is starting to get on my neck about working too many hours and our weekends together are disappearing so I'm trying to keep Saturday and Sunday as special days so I can be a husband and enjoy married life!

I just wanted to send you an email to keep in touch and let you know that things are still moving here. How are Mike and Chris? I haven't heard their thoughts about the upcoming 0budu trip and it would be nice to hear their views and opinions, and maybe answer any questions they have.

Have a good weekend,

Jack


Lad wrote:
Sir
Thanks for your short mail, and i do hope madam would forgive me for the little stress you,ve been going thru these day,s.remember all work and no play, makes Jack a dull boy it is an African saying so learn to have your fun atimes it is medicinal,
Concerning things please keep me informed sir for iam just all ears. how are you planning for our trip to 0budu, my team are getting worried, you know young and fresh in blood they want to proove themselves, thank God for the high spirit that is burning out determination and zeal, a focus to get things down for the man like you whom the cap fits,
I am expressly waiting for your quick response.
Hope you had a wonderful weekend sir.
John.


Jack wrote:
Dear John,

How are you today? I hope you had a good weekend. I know I did!

John, I agree that it is time to start making really definite plans for your trip to 0budu. What we need to do is find out some dates when you are prepared to go. What I mean by this is... we must pick some sensible dates to allow for the documentation to be sent to you and for you to print it out, and for the 0budu people to come back to me after I have informed them that I am thinking about sending some representatives to check out their facilities. In all seriousness, I think that we should allow at least two weeks for these important things to be done. Do you agree? I know that you and Mike and Chris might be very enthusiastic and wishing that it was tomorrow that you were setting off to 0budu, but it's very important that everything is perfectly in place so that this can be done without any problems. As an example, I would hate it if you reached 0budu and found that they didn't even know anything about you and your group. Or if we planned a date but your MM ID was not there, in your hands, for you to use when needed.
So, let's assume that a minimum of two weeks from now is needed to get those things ready... can you give me a date that is at least two weeks away when you wish for me to inform the 0budu staff that this is the day you will be arriving? Remember, no earlier than the 16th of February. Any sooner and we will have to rush all the preparations, with the danger that they don't all get completed. If you write only one thing in reply, please let me know the dates. Thanks!

Now, on to other matters...
I don't think I am giving away too many secrets when I tell you that the idea of locating a permanent MM office in Nigeria is more than just an idea but is very close to reality. We are having lots of discussions over here about it and everyone is in agreement. There remain a few outstanding issues, though. The most important one is: Where?
John, if I can be so bold as to make this request... would you be in a position to recommend somewhere? You know the place better than anyone on our staff over here, you know the people and the place and the properties. Let me know what you think about this. If you're agreeable to it, you might even use this to fill in your and Mike's and Chris's time until the 0budu trip is near.
I'll tell you more if you think you'd like to help in this project.

Okay, it's almost 11am and I still have a mountain of work left to do. I look forward to your reply about any or all of the points I raise here.

best wishes,

Jack


Mike, Johnk's colleague #1, sends me the following five (5) times...

Lad wrote:
sir,
presenly, let me say thank you for your quick response, mr Randa11 wrote me you are contact person for show plannings.please sir, let me hear from you concerning this.
About 0budu trip.Thanks yours Faithfully Mike


It's time to brief Mike about the 0budu trip. I'm not sure how much he's been told from Johnk, so a quick explanation should suffice to make sure he's not totally clueless.

Jack wrote:
Dear Mike,

Thank you for your emails.

Yes, Randy is right that I am probably the best person to ask about the 0budu trip.

I have just written to your colleague, John Kwuf0du, to ask about what some definite dates for arriving at 0budu. I have told him to give at least two weeks between now and the earliest date because there are still a few things that need to be done before the trip can begin. My suggestion is that you consult with John and let him know which dates you are okay with.

Did John tell you the reason for the trip to 0budu? Well, if he didn't then I will explain a little bit.
The reason I am asking for someone to go to 0budu is because we, at M00seknuckle Modeling, are looking for a new location for the next modeling event to be held in West Africa. The last one we had was in Decemeber, the one that John was invited to but could not attend. It was in Benin Republic, and while it was very good and everyone had a good time, we felt that we didn't want to get stuck in doing the same things at the same places every time. So.... we're looking for another location to hold the next event.
John suggested 0budu Ranch many months ago and the idea stuck in my head until recently when I thought that perhaps it's not such a bad idea after all.
When you and your other colleagues are at 0budu, I would like for you all to notice the atmosphere, the feel of the place, how nice it is, how pleasant, how well the staff provide the right greetings, the right attitude, all of that. And, when you've been there and you think you know what the place is like (good or bad... remember not to look only at the positive things, but be very critical and honest, and mention any bad things you notice), then write a short report either recommending the place or advising that we look for somewhere else.
That's the basics of what I would like you all to do. I will write to John and tell him some more specific things I would like, but for now this is the main task.

I hope that this email has been useful for you. I'm not sure how much John has been passing on to you from my emails to him, so I might be re-telling you a lot of what he's already told you. Apologies if I have.
If you have any questions, please write and ask.

best wishes,

Jack

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Allright. Should Solomon call again in today, I know what to say, err, to stumble. Smile

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As an example, I would hate it if you reached 0budu and found that they didn't even know anything about you and your group.
hahaha

Jack´s reply, as usual, pure poetry. It won´t be too easy to get them to the Ranch, determination fighting with possible in-group discussions about expecting money upfront.

- What matters Kv0f0di and Ubah, well....I´m just thinking about the pro´s and con´s of an immediate 55C-try.
The pro´s are, Kv0f0di, as can be heard from the call in y´day´s show, he is extremely excited and hooked (IMHO). Furthermore, "Pat" would be helping me out. It´s also only a short rip for each of them, being from Lomé and Lay-gos. Last, the way I´m thinking of suggesting them, they won´t have to wait til March 31st until payment, they could get it the coming weekend.
The con´s are, both baits are relatively new, I have asked (sidetracked) the Kv0f0di group for a group MM pic, and Ubah is too stupid to understand which form we are talking about, so can he be trusted with missions?

Whatever, I would like to move their payment matter forward and suggest them a new MM event (or at least Jack being present at Pendj4rl and coming to Cotonou from time to time, via the evil "bus") so that they could receive immediate cash payment. Both lads are from Togo and Lagos, Cotonou would only be a 100km trip for each of them.

Need to think about that a few more hours but in fact I´d like to surprise them with a MM invitation, issued by 55C Smile

Depends on what Kjof0di and Ubah write tonight.

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That Ubah is a real first class idiot. If you want Pat to get our her whip, and tell him to, "Shut the hell up, and listen for once in your life and do what I tell you! Go Scan and Send the CONTRACT you have not sent to us YET, you MORON, or YOU WILL NOT BE PAID EVER, and WE WILL DROP YOU NOW. You are TOO STUPID to work for our company."

I'll do it! Laughing It would blow the safari, maybe, or not....but it would feel GREAT! Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My reply to Ubah....expecting the worst to come.
Quote:
Dear Applicant,

It is the EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT that we need back signed by you (Employment Contract. Not the Agent´s Application.).

If we get it signed by you by tomorrow, we can process the payment by the coming weekend.

We are in the final stage of preparing an extracurricular M00seknuckle photo shooting at the P3ndj4ri National Park for the coming weekend and we will spend the whole weekend there with a small team of photographers, commuting from Cotonou to P3ndjarl and back.

Our traveling company is one of our sponsors so we usually get bus tickets for free.

One of the benefits is that we can pay out our agents with US dollar currency right on the spot, so if you wish to receive oyour initial salary right next weekend, be prepared for receiving an official invitation BUT WE NEED the signed employment contract.

Looking forward to meeting you and getting to know you in person. Feel free to include your friend, Dr. Uiu M.

Do not forget to send back the Employment Contract, with your signature.

Otherwise, we won´t be able to act as fast as we wish to because Africa offers its chances, and we have many competitors in the modeling industry worldwide.

So don´t delay our busy preparations by not giving our directors what the laws demand from them. After all, it´s in your interest to become a full M00seknuckle employee.

Looking forward to your email,

Regards, RandaII

What a feeble blabla. Will he fall for it? Will 55C have another (its most intelligent) customer? Stay tuned...

EDIT And this is the version sent to Mr. K0dj0vi (from "K0dj0vl Ministries"):
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Dear Applicant,

I have good news for you, it seems we can process the payment by the coming weekend.

By the way, we are in the final stage of preparing an extracurricular M00oseknuckle photo shooting at the P3ndjarl National Park for the coming weekend and we will spend the whole weekend there with a small team of photographers, commuting from Cotonou to P3ndjarl and back. Isn´t that right next door to you?

Our traveling company is one of our sponsors so we usually get bus tickets for free.

One of the benefits is that we can pay out our agents with US dollar currency right on the spot, so if you wish to receive your initial salary right next weekend, be prepared for receiving an official invitation from us.

M00seknuckle Modeling act as fast as we wish because we know Africa offers its wonderful chances, and we have many competitors in the modeling industry worldwide.

I will be able to tell you more about what you can expect by the middle of the week, to receive your full salary as a M00seknuckle Modeling agent.

Regards, RandaII

I might be not as sensitive as Otterfan, i rather want to blow the good news right into their little scamming faces, to enlighten their lad cafe nights and make them sing the "I go chop ur dollah" song Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It appears John is really getting close to typical lad whining about money?

I was thinking of a few options for him. we could say the event council approved the dates of March 12-15 at their last meeting. they will have to approve the event host at their upcoming meeting on february 18.

this provides us a few options.

1) he gets off his butt and travels to review his location.

after reviewing his submittal

2) council reviews the details and feels the facility will not meet our needs, handicap accesability, private airstrip, etc is essential

3) we schedule the event with Slmba camps and try to send his little butt there also.

gives him only a few days to get walking.

[email protected] contacts pat

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Hello [email protected] Cr0kin,

Thanks for your email response, i write to inform you that i had filled and submitted all the application form to randy. i appreciates every of your email and i promised to delivery every of my responsibility in your Company.

Thanks.

[email protected] Erlc Il0ba


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Mr [email protected]

Thank you for your email. I am sure randy will guide you properly.

Sincerely
Pat


Mr [email protected] also contacts pat

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Dear,

Sorry for the late response,for me to become an International Agent,i have to first of all Register with the Ministry here and before that,i will be able to move on with you.

So this is my problems now.

Keep me posted.

Mr [email protected] [email protected]
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I appreciate your email, please do all that you can so that there are no delays to your agent appointment. we have many clients that require representation and to make them wait is not good for the company.
I will wait for you to contact me again.
Sincerely
Pat

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Touchdown!

TNT's tracking service reports:
"02 Feb 2009 11:53:00 - Shipment Delivered In Good Condition."

So, now to contact the dropbox owner and see what goodies are in Solomon's DVD parcel. Whoo-hoooooooo!

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Great Very Happy We need to know what it looks like, colour, shape, a possible letter in it? I´m sure Solomon won´t need long to give Jack a "How do you like it? It´s great, eh?" call...Smile

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TNT says that the signatory for the package was "DUKE", so I've sent this to Solomon...

Jack wrote:
Dear Solomon,

I've just had a phone call from my housekeeper, Mrs Duke, who says she's signed for an international package delivery. I told her to inform me as soon as anything arrived. I think this MUST be the DVD. I can't wait for today to finish so I can get back to the house and see it!

best wishes,

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mewing_ghecko wrote:
It appears John is really getting close to typical lad whining about money?


He's been close, yes, but a few emails before that he sort of resigned himself to being broke but determined to carry out his MM duty. It's not typical lad whining, in my opinion, with Johnk, but genuine "I don't have money to do this thing that I really wish to do." He's enthusiastic, he wants to go (it was his idea, ultimately), but his hospital bills and, well, the fact that he's not doing much else in terms of work, means that he's lacking the funds to get to 0budu. It's not a place that a ride on the back of a passing motorbike will get you to easily. You get there either by plane (it has its own airstrip) or by a long, windy road through some wild forest of eastern Nigeria.

But... I can wait. I'm going to wait for as long as it takes with him, as this is the opportunity for the Perfect Safari; one that the lad remains unsuspicious at all points throughout the journey, even when he's returning home.

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Stupid, stupid Ubah!! Twisted Evil
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Thanks for your email response, i write to inform you that i had filled and submitted all theapplication form to randy. i appreciates every of your email and i promised to delivery every of my responsibility in your Company.

Thanks.

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Yes, it´s not pure gold but maybe he is a raw diamond that MM can help to shape Very Happy

Maybe not.

By the way, to this ASEM from Jan 30th :
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This is an interesting offer, but is it a win-win situation?
>
> Advice, please!
>
> Regards, RandaII

A lad wrote:
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it is not a win win.all you have to do is to update me with your data so that we can start from there.

Raw diamonds everywhere!
We should employ a drill seargent.

Mr K0djovi O, as expected, has not really fully understood what he has signed. Now on to the dreary duty of informing him that payment will be made only in cash and at an event. Rolling Eyes
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Dear Mr O .

Thanks for your call and talk. We have done what you want us to do and that is it for now. when you send the money to carry on to me as i informed you inform us sir.

Thanks and Good Wishes.

K0dj0vi O.

Well, of course it was not that easy, heading for a safari that early...but Randy can be stubborn and misread lad emails, too:
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You are very welcome. You´ve delivered excellent work and we look forwward to sending you the invitation plus the E-Tickets for the 5lmba Resort for you and your models to enjoy.

Regards, RandaII

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Done Very Happy 55C invitations sent - couldn´t hold them back any longer. Now I wonder what Kv0f0di and Ubah will have to say - I fear it´s rather a disappointment but who knows - Cotonou is right around the corner of Lay-gos and Lomé, and it HAS worked before!

Also CCed it to another, highly motivated M00sie lad who has appeared in this thread very often. He goes by the name of J1m but in fact he is not a non-otter.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Jim Edw4rd, lad of all trades, does a reply-all so that the real lads get to see his correspondence with Randy O.

Fake Lad wrote:
dear mr.old man,
thanx for the invites and etickets,i will like to comfirm my place at you show and there at your times for the bus to pick me and my guests.we are exited to see you people so soon and you meet all my model I bring to for you. how goes jack? hope good,he,s the very good man and some star to my people for his knidness and greatness.
rgds,
Mr Jim.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ubah the lad has sent a reply:
Quote:
FrumpyBB: Hello Randy,

Many thanks for your email, i am in received of all the informations that you sent, i will always keep you updated.

Thanks,

Ubah E I

ohooooo Very Happy - or does this mean that "Brain" has not yet read the email ? Or does he like what he sees?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And he's replied to Jim Edw4rd already!

Lad wrote:
Hello Edward,

I got your email, are you an agent or a representative of m00seknuckle modeling, please which location are you representing. have you receive your travel ticket fee or not.

Thanks.


Now for the chance to feed this lad exactly the right sort of (mis)information.

Such as...

Fake Lad wrote:
dear Ubah IIoba,
thanx for writing me.my home is port harcourt,u know nigeria? yes bro i am n agent for d m00seknuckle people. they pay big for they work and is easy work ok? they pay you out when go there to there shows and meet them staffs and ppeople. its great time to had by us when you go, w/ good woman and finne foods for free. you goin to? hope see you there? stay cool man.
rgds,
Mr. Jim


Lad wrote:
Hello Edward,

Thanks for your advised, like how much have you received from them, and when are you coming to cotonou, well, i based in Lagos.

Thanks i will like to hear more about them from you because i am a new member.

Thanks.

Ubah Eric IIoba.


I'll wait until the morning before replying to him with more enticements to Benin. It's almost 2am for Jim Edw4rd, after all.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wellwellwell...
Quote:
Hello Randy,

I thanks you and your partners so much for your invitation to Benin, i will honour your invitation.

Thanks.

Ubah E I.

A little later, we talk all about money again. First, the same night the lad´s doctor writes:
Quote:
Dear RandaII O,

Thanks for for your email, i will inform U E I to start his arrangement.

Bye.

Dr, Uju M.

Then the normal lad reports back this morning:
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Hello Randy,

Thanks for all your mailing, I had that clients have to provide their credit card details, please i have no credit card. Please advise.

Ubah E I.

Huh?

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Safari Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Safari Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Safari Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
Safari x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
Safari x 2 another MMM w/ SH
Safari x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission

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