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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:26 pm

Time for Jack to get annoyed with Kennedy 0modi..

Jack wrote:

Dear Kennedy 0modi,

Are you being serious with me? Or are you just a joker who wants to waste my time?

You promised the form would be completed and sent to me by today, and nothing has appeared. Your email yesterday claiming that you didn't even receive a form was even more puzzling, and I'm starting to wonder if you are real and genuine about this employment opportunity.

Please get back to me and let me know what is happening.

Jack

Lad wrote:

Dear Jack smeh0ffik,

I AM VERY SORRY, I MISSPLACED THE FORM IN MY DUCUMENTS AND MY SYSTEM CANNOT OPEN THE ATTACHMENT EASILY FOR ME AGAIN YOU CAN ATTACH IT AGAIN IN MY (JPG) PLEASE I AM WAITING,I AM VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION, I AM NOT JOKING.

KENNEDY 0MODI.

"NOT JOKING" but definitely laughably inept.

In other news, the man himself, Charles Soludo, and his sister want to join MM. More when I get further into the exchange.

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:01 pm

Somehow, John received an email during a round of follow up emails.

Quote:

Pat,
yours was read this morning, but i dont seem to understand the form you are talking about, i have filled and return many forms for m00seknuckle, check my file thru Randall you might get whatever you might need from me with them
Meanwhile, i am ready to go to obudu for fact findings so long you people will supply me all that i needed to go along with

one just can't find decent secretaries in todays market.

Quote:

John

I apologize for the recent email. My secretary was told to follow up on some new agent requests and for some reason she accidently mixed your file in with theirs..

How are you doing John? Jack said you are doing great and he is always telling everyone here how excited he is about your enthusiasm. I am always happy to hear jack talk about our people.

Take care John.

Pat

He even provides a bit of advice and assurance to the company.

Quote:

Pat,
Thanks for your mail and understandings,no one is above mistake but caution her someone in her position needs to be careful okay, It is no news, i am ready to proove to m00seknuckle the potentials in me.

Tell Mr Jack that i will do everything to show the stuff in which i am made, my prayer too is that God will see all members of m00seknucle family thru, if the company goes up it is for our good is,nt so/ let,s put together all sacrifice it will cost.we are limitless in Jesus name.
Finally i need you people encouragement in all angle.
John

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:18 pm

Quote:

someone in her position needs to be careful okay

My oh My. A secretary may be lowly and poorly paid and has to dunk the biscuits that are left in the barrel after her betters, but she is the very one who can make or break a promising career.

What power they wield especially when suffering PMT, sometimes three times a month.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:22 pm

Nothing at all for me today. Only this banter of the lazyest lad of them all :

Quote:

Hello RandaII O,

This is to bring to your notice that i am received of your email, i am much
interested in representing your Company here in Nigeria.

Finally, i sent some photos toyou, but i am yet to receive the paymen
t for it as you people promised.

Please update me about your payment.

Thanks,

Quote:

Hello Randy O,

Thanks lot for your email. This email [email protected] is
my alternative email address, you did not need to reach me on this address,
i includes it in my personal Data as my second email address.

Finally, i had sent you some of the photos you requested of and i am yet to
receive any payment from you.

I want to hear from you as soon as possible.

Thanks,

.

This is what he has done instead of proper formwork so far :

Quote:

Hello Randy O,

This is to bring to your notice that that i did not receive any application
form from Smexxxxx, But here are my Personal Data.

FROM REV, .

First Name: Uxxx
.........................................................................
Middle Name: Exxx
..........................................................................

Last Name: Ixxxxx
.......................................................................
Sex: Male
..........................................................................

Date of Birth: 27th April 1974
.......................................................................
Date of Baptism:3rd of june 1986
........................................................................
Date of Confirmation: 23rd of August 1987
........................................................................
Confirmation Name: Moses
......................................................................
Date of First Communion: This take place when i was a catholic
.........................................................................
Hair Colour: Black
.....................................................................
Eye Colour: Brown
.........................................................................
Mailing Address: [email protected]
.........................................................................
EmailAddress:[email protected]
..................................................................
Alternate Address:[email protected] ...................................

He was quick to the buziness :

Quote:

Hello RandaII O,

I am in received of your email, i appreciate every of your word, Sir, i sen
t you some photos yesterday, please update me if you have receive it.

Finally, For any payment regarding this great deal, pay direct to my name Uxxx Exxx Ixxxxx, Through Western Union or Money gram.

Please ensure you work with this useful instruction, do not pay more than $
3,000 on each transfer, ensure you separate the money in two or three place
s.

Here is the receivers name and address:

1, Receivers Uxxx Exxx Ixxxx.

2, Address, snippedLagos.
Nigeria.

3, Ensure you indicate the amount you transfer on each.

4, Text quetion, What is your color

5, Text answer Black.

Best regards.

U E I

I like his name but we don´t like his attitude Smile

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:25 pm

as an update to the M00seknuckle website, I started the visitor counter at 3000 when I created the website sometime around first week in July, 2008.

As of today, we have had 1486 visitors to the site..

although i am sure many of those were eater members, not a bad #.

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:26 pm

FrumpyBB wrote that Ub4h Eric 1loba wrote:

This is to bring to your notice that that i did not receive any application form from Smexxxxx

That's because he never contacted me! I hate his lying already.

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:39 pm

Mr Ll0ba is quite a gem Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

Hello P@tricia Cr0kin,

This is to bring to your notice that i am received of your email, i am much interested in representing your Company here in Nigeria.

Finally, i sent some photos to R@ndy 0ldman but i am yet to receive the payment for it as you peopple promised.

Please update me about your payment.

Thanks,

Ub@h Eric lloba

This attitude will not be tolerated

Quote:

Mr Iloba

It is nice to meet you, I am not sure we have been in contact before today. I am happy that you have been working with Randy, he is a fine man and a true benefit to the company.

Mr Iloba, I must explain to you my duties within the company. My official title is 'M@rketing and Fin@ncial C00rdinator', My duties are to assign clients to our agents and to represent the fee's our agents will be paid. I, DO NOT, deal with the expected payments to our employees.

To be honest, I am surprised that you would contact me with such a request and unless this is a joke, I take offense that you are begging to me about your expected payment.

I will discuss your message with Randy and I am sure he will be in contact with you.

Pat

I am his to toy with?

Quote:

Hello apat,

Thanks for your email, i did not first asked of money, i had sent some photos to him before requesting for the payment. Please confirm from him if he receive the photos or not.

Thanks,

Ub@h Eric Il0ba.

he will not go far with that type of attitude!

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:58 am

Right! He is too stupid to download our application from the website AND lies about having contacted Jack. Sent him this :

Quote:

Dear applicant,

You are to download it from our website, print it out, fill it out and send it back to our Human Resource Department.

I have attached it for you this time. Please do your best and send it back to me after the weekend.

Jack´s email, as I have also told you repeatedly, is [email protected]

Have you really studied our website thoroughly, Sir, to decide whether this is something for you?

If so, we are looking forward to working with you.

Regards, RandaII

Oops! Forgot to attach the application form! Very Happy

I realized that 5 minutes afterwards. Now he has it. (Does he? Surely he can´t open a pdf. Or it got lost in the mail.)

Hahaha! He sent a CD cover, "Parental Advisory" sticky still there. Jack, you ought to pay him 20,000 !

He sent also one more email with idiotic picture attachments of just about everything, portraits, artwork, logos....he must be a kid !

I wonder whether he will manage the form, without daddy´s help....

EDIT Now I get one with catwalk action. Now that´s more qualifying. I can see him using this night for thorough online researching...

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:02 am

He should get paid just for the entertainment value. He's hilarious!

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:24 am

Solomon and his eponymous Team SED. The emails are quite long and involved now---from both sides---because, well, it's serious business we're discussing, isn't it?

The last contact from him was a promise to do an MM brochure. He had sent us some amazingly done covers previously so I have high hopes the full product will be equally impressive.

Jack wrote:

Dear Solomon,

Greetings to you, sir! I always enjoy reading another one of your emails because your words always contain much enthusiasm and energy, and I know that I've made a good decision to support you and Team SED.

I understand your concerns about the phone and the "number with-held" issue. I think that's a feature of the phone company that I'm calling from. I'll look into letting the number go through so that it shows up on your phone, okay? I can't promise that I will sort it out but I will definitely try my best and let you know how I get on. I hope this is satisfactory for you.

Solomon, I have a request to ask you in return. Well, a few, but they're really small ones.
First, would it be possible to have the full details of all of your team members? Perhaps I should send an application form to each one individually for them to complete? Would that be okay? Please let me know, as it's very important according to the employment laws here in the US that we have some basic information about everyone who is employed by a company registered in the US.
Second, along with the forms, I would like to include a contract for each team member. Again, employment laws state that every employee must be issued with an employment contract, and even though you are working as one team, it's the individual that is recognized by the law and not any group of people such as your team. What this means is that each individual must have a contract, by law.
Third, would it be possible to have a photograph of each team member? I have to admit something here... this is purely for my own personal curiosity! I would love to meet all of you, and I'm going to arrange so that this happens as soon as I can, but in the meantime, I would love to be able to see the faces of each of you.

I hope these requests are not too much. Perhaps I could email each team member instead of burdening you with the task of getting all of these things? Let me know either way.

Have you started work on the e-brochure yet? No pressure, just asking because I'm excited about what you might be producing!

hope to hear from you soon,

Jack

I really wanted to get all of the details of the team members to keep them busy doing something that they won't expect a payment for. After all, if the brochure is done to the standard that the covers were, then I expect they're going to be thinking that this is a paying job. And to basically stall while Frumpy gets his SkypeIn number sorted out.

Several days later, the phone number is in place and Frumpy calls Solomon. The link to the call is in one of Frumpy's posts on the previous page.

Lad wrote:

Dear Jack,

Thank you for bailing me out of what some members of the Team;termed as A White Elephant Project. But for the very few who stood by me whom are the same ones i now copied. He put a new, smaller, list of Team members in the CC list.
Jack,in keeping with our earlier PROMISE.I shall ask you to send ASAP your postal address,this will enable me send via UPS services to send the DVD copy of the BROCHURE which am most sure is going to blow your mind further the more.
I hope you know why i am trusting you. Off the record,We are asking for the MM Agent Agreement form for a CORPORATE body as Team SED Consult Nigeria, due to the hugh kind of cash involve in getting the very best in the industry to our stabble, we had to partner with FEJUD4M SERVICES LIMITED
So for today we Team SED Consult Nigeria is a division (Modeling) of Fejud4m this development is tailored to making any WORK MM thus entrust onto us without the hue and cry for capital in carrying out such TASK in the near by future
This now gave the REASON why we can for today boast of the INVITATION extended to you for a two day visit to our Country.As a matter of FACT we are still throwing the invitation open again,i am trusting you would honor it.
Am putting the Cream De La Cream in the industry together to be in just any state of your choice to stay in while you are here for a meeting with you.
The E-brochure would tell you of how much we like you want to be the very best in this biz ..... My good friend Jack,do permit me to address you today as such,if this letter of mine in anyway arose a tiny-tingy feeling, do the normal thing, drop me a mail or call me

Thanks
Solomon

There is so much content in that one email! I'm still trying to process it all to work out how to amend Jack's plans and strategy so that we get the maximum benefit from this situation. It's not just the obvious surface stuff, such as requesting an address to send a DVD to and the invitation to Nigeria for two days, but all of the implications and what he doesn't quite say outright.

I need to stall a little and tackle things in small batches, so getting a safe drop-box sorted out (Big thanks! You know who you are!) is something I can do and it looks like I'm getting things moving...

Jack wrote:

Dear Solomon,

I am very pleased that I have put some of your team members' minds at ease. I would hate to think that someone is having bad thoughts about your involvement with me and MM. Perhaps if anyone is getting irritated or annoyed they could write to me directly instead of getting second-hand information passed through you? Sometimes, as you probably know from your management experience, dealing with people directly is much better for their attitude than dealing with them through a middleman. I am always open and willing to reply to any concerns that any of your team has, please let them know this.

But on to more pleasant things... Your mention of a DVD with the brochure artwork made me yell with joy when I read that this is what you intend to send me. I was just expecting email attachments, but I guess if you've put everything on a DVD that is because it is too large to send through email. Wow, is all I can say to express how impressed I am. And that's before I even see the actual work itself! But trust me on this... I have every confidence that it will be very well done and of the highest standard.
Tonight, in about two hours' time, I will be leaving to go to the airport so I can catch a plane down to our second office in Oklahoma. I would prefer it if you sent it there, as that's where I will be for the next few weeks. I don't want the disc sitting on my desk back in Chicago unopened and unviewed for all of that time!
Please send the package to this address:
=================
Jack Me1ville Smeh0fik
9999 ????????????????
?????????, Ok
99999-9999
United States of America
=================
That's the address of the house where I will be staying when I'm down there.
Let me know when you've mailed it and how long the post office expects it will take so I know when I can start getting excited about viewing what's on the disc!

Okay, that's all I can respond to right now because the other topics in your email will need me to consult with some other managers here and get their advice before I can discuss things with all of the facts at hand. Oh, this probably sounds really ominous and scary! I just mean about the contract and about your very kind and generous invitation for some of us to visit you over there. I need more information and to find out a few more things before I can respond to you properly on these matters. I will write more next week when I in Oklahoma.

Until then, I hope you and your team members have a good weekend.

Jack

So... a brochure on a DVD, and no request for payment yet. I'm starting to like Solomon and his Team members a lot.

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:19 am

^^^ Now THAT'D be some trophy.

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:34 am

I 100% believe it's real, IC, so it's a matter of waiting for him to ship it out. I hope it's not too large to upload the contents, as I think it's going to be quite impressive.

Anyway, on to other lads for now...
Donald Emeka, last mentioned on page 17, seemed enthusiastic and I had given him the application form over a week ago but nothing came back. So, I sent him a follow-up yesterday.

Jack wrote:

Dear Donald Emeka,

It's been almost a week since I last heard from you. Are you still interested in joining our company? Did you receive my last email with the application form attached? Please let me know what is happening. You appeared very keen in all of your emails and this silence is slightly worrying, I hope I did not say or do anything to offend you.

hope to hear from you,

Jack

This morning, he replies.

Lad wrote:

Im sorry for my delay in responding to your mails.
I am still interested, only that i am trying so hard to raise the money to put my computer inorder so that i can take my time to fill the online form carefully or will you assist me financially?
Pls bear with me.

Thanks,
D. Emeka.

Pathetic! I actually feel offended that he would be so blatant about his begging and scamming.

Jack wrote:

Dear Donald Emeka,

I understand your situation and I appreciate that you want to do your best, but please understand that presenting yourself as a helpless beggar who can't overcome the smallest of challenges is not going to look very promising to anyone who wishes to employ you in a job where larger challenges are part of the everyday tasks. If you are serious and you are not simply trying to scam my company with very weak and feeble excuses, then you will find a way to show that, yes, you are a man who can think and act his way out of troublesome situations without whining and crying for help at the smallest sign of trouble.

I look forward to receiving your completed application form.

Jack

Jack doesn't think highly beggars, as you can probably tell.

The lad must still be sitting in the net cafe, as he replies almost immediately.

Lad wrote:

All will be done in a matter of days, only that i do not want to fill such sensitive form in a public cafe, so i need to put my computer in order cos it broke down some weeks ago and i have been so opportuned to fix it up, but i promise doing that soon.

So, have faith in me.

Thanks.

That's more like it.

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:21 pm

I love your above reply Very Happy

It has script value, it really could be the baiter´s standard reply to any lad´s asking for financial assistance.

About Solomon, yes, he needs a lot of attention, it´s good that we have been exchanging thoughts about him. With one night in between having passed now, I think higher of him than yesterday. He might have great potential, more than any other M00sie.

U E I is a good man after all :

Quote:

Hello Randy O,

I am in received of your application form, it will take me some few hours to download it, and i have to also print it out and scan it before sending it back to you. (Wow! He has understood the main points perfectly!!)

Please randy be patience with me i will do the filling. Please did you receive any photo at all.

Regards,

U E I.

Sent him this:

Quote:

Everything received. I have just forwarded them to the company address, as you can see from the notification you just got.

I think they are perfectly acceptable. I can see that you have understood clearly what makes a good model.

I am meeting Jack soon and I´m going to speak in your favor.

Regarding Anthony (Becky), the lad of 180 form pages over Christmas... I sent an ASEM to his Becky-addy yesterday. It came back. It bounced.

Quote:

Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

[email protected]

Technical details of permanent failure:
Google tried to deliver your message, but it was rejected by the recipient domain. We recommend contacting the other email provider for further information about the cause of this error. The error that the other server returned was: 550 550 5.1.1 <[email protected]>: Recipient address rejected: User unknown in local recipient table (state 14).

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:38 pm

Quote:

the Cream De La Cream

Quote:

if this letter of mine in anyway arose a tiny-tingy feeling

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:33 pm

mewing_ghecko wrote:

if this letter of mine in anyway arose a tiny-tingy feeling

Kinda the way you, MG, felt about my Pat Crokin voice. Don't feel it? Cool

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:53 pm

^^

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:48 pm

Solomon just called ! And left a voice message (since I didn´t see it ringing in time). "Solomon...trying to reach you...have a wonderful day."

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:17 pm

I KNEW we would have our fun with Ubah !

Quote:

APPLICATION FORM WELL FILLED/VIEW THE ATTACHED FILE

"Well filled", uh-huh Mad

one page out off ten. Back to Start !

EDIT I think he needs to see the carrot in simpler words. Sent him this:

Quote:

We also hope to receive the other pages of your application as soon as possible.
This way, you will receive an invitation AND the M00seknuckle grant early next week.

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:53 pm

Who's baiting whom here? More Kennedy 0modi and his inability to do anything...

Last update from this lad was that he had "misplaced" the application form, was having trouble opening PDFs on his computer, and would like the form in JPG format.

Okay, I can do that easily.

Jack wrote:

Dear Kennedy 0modi,

Okay, I have received and read your email explaining that you have misplaced your form.

Please find attached 10 files that are in .png format. These are exactly like .jpg files but they are much smaller in size for your downloading convenience. Please let me know if these are okay for you. If not, then I will have to send a very large email with .jpg files. All of the .jpg files added to together will be almost 10MB so I would prefer if I didn't have to send you those.

looking forward to your completed form,

Jack

I attach the 10 pages of the form now in .png format. (Jpegs were huge, even at really high compression.)

Lad wrote:

Dear Jack smeh0ffik,

The you want me to fein the 10 files?.

Kennedy 0modiagbon.

"Fein" them? Yeah, whatever, just send the completed forms already!

Jack wrote:

Dear Kennedy 0modi,

Please answer all the questions as best as you can on each of the 10 pages. Each page has its own file, so when you have finished them all, attach all 10 files to an email message and send it to me. I will then pass your application on to the Human Resources department.

best wishes,

Jack

Can it get any simpler and clearer?

Lad wrote:

Dear Jack smeh0ffik,

OK.

Kennedy 0modi.

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:23 pm

Time for Johnk...

He'd agreed that going to 0budu Ranch Resort on M00seknuckle business was the most bestest idea ever and was eager to go so it's time to start prepping him for his journey.

Jack wrote:

Dear John,

I have just come into work and opened up my email account... what an excellent email to read from you! I was hoping that you would decide to accept this mission to 0budu and when I read that you were more than willing to go, my joy was unbounded.

Okay, now we need to get the preliminary arrangements sorted out. Can you tell me how many people you will be taking with you? I don't want to dictate numbers to you, but I hope that you don't take a large crowd of people. One or two friends and colleagues would be ideal. Any more and I think that organizing all of the paperwork and stationery would start to become too complicated.
But anyway, let me know how many people you wish to accompany you and if you have them already then send me their full personal details. Also, if you wish for ID badges, then passport-style photographs for each guest will be necessary, too.

On the subject of guests, I have a personal confession to make to you, John. I am hoping that your friend, Mike, can go with you to 0budu. The reason I would like this is that I think that, as a new employee, he can learn a lot from the way you conduct business. I don't mean that you should treat him like a student or schoolboy, but instead just carry out your business in 0budu and let him see how you do it. I like the way you conduct business, John, and it would be great if more MM employees in your part of the world followed your example. Don't mention this "teacher" role to Mike, though. I want him to see you in action and be inspired to follow your way of doing things, not to be lectured or talked down to.
Anyway, ask him what he thinks about joining you on your trip to 0budu and let me know what he says.

The other important thing at this stage is the date. I am hoping that this task can be done within the next four weeks, but the sooner it happens then the better for everyone concerned. Other than that loose time limit, I am leaving it up to you to arrange the best date to suit your schedule. Tell me what day you expect to arrive at 0budu when you've decided for certain.

Once I get the details of your guests and the date of arrival, I'll contact the 0budu management and let them know that some important representatives will be coming on that day and that they will be looking to check out the resort's facilities with the idea of holding a modeling event there in about three to four months from now.

I don't want to overload you with unnecessary things just yet, so let's get these small tasks done and then we can move on to the next items to get this project done.

looking forward to your reply,

Jack

Everything appears to be going okay, but then...

Lad wrote:

Sir,
Thanks for your mail and your trust in me. my promise is that this trust you have in me will not fail, God will always give me the grace and the continous zeal and strenght in getting along.
Apart from the 0budu trip, Iam suggesting now that we are about to organise a model show in Nigeria, it is an oportunity too to catch new models in this country and neighbouring countries, i am suggested we print forms tag miss moooseknuckle beauty contest, put up the advertisement in our daily newspapers and our television programmes, trust me Jack we will gather enough beatiful and educated models for m00se knuckle, i will tell you you how to prepare the forms for the contestasts if you buy up the idea.
I had actually contacted mike and he has accepted to go with me, actually a girl will be joining us a queen iam arranging for m00se knuckle, she is miss Nelly m0kwenye, mike and myself had made up our mind to travell by next week but what about the bills sir 0budu from Lagos by flight and when we arrive at Calabar aiport we would take another shorter flight from calabar main Town to 0budu, We would louge in a hotel for somedays seee the hotel study the environment, if it is not what i want, we still have another powerful resort center in JOS the northern part of Nigeria, the environment size and comfort are to be put into consideration, now if you pick up my idea of a miss m00seknuckle show i think by the time i submit my reports and findings you will be able to make your choice for a center, but consider the competitors aswell.
We must need those badges and identity cards, Again the bills you know i have spent much during my accident period, the two people going with me are fresh graduads they wont be prepared to begin to scan for money sir, so this issue will be my only set back,
Sir may i still ask this pressing question i gathered from your new applicant grant that i am entitle to a few cash titled grant contract advance for new employees, and an engraved golden wrist watch, is that true/
Still furnish me sir about my medical claim.
For 0budu we are ready sir, the ball is right now in your eighteen, so make hay while the sun shines,
Finally don, t you consider centralising an m00seknucle office here in Nigeria which will be overseeeing all that has to do with Africa/
You can call me sir for a talk, or send to me your mobile number so that i can atimes pass messages across to you it is not all the time i am rich to work in a business center cafe,
I expect to read from you soonest, thanks for all your cares and trust in me.
Iam yours faithfully, John.

He wants money for the travel expenses, the familiar request of lads everywhere. However, this money was promised to him in the initial opening emails that brought him into the bait and, because I came into the MM bait later, I was unaware that he had this expectation/promise always at the back of his mind.
So, time for Jack to take a little break and give me a chance to think about how to handle this and also consider the other things he mentions (a permanent MM office in Nigeria---could be useful for some sort of surveying trophies---, a beauty contest and promotional material).

Jack wrote:

John,

I've read your last email and I will respond to it later. I'm in a hurry and need to be rushing out to catch a plane to Washington. But one thing I need to tell you so that we prevent any delays with your medical claim... the legal people here say that it would best if you submitted some way to prove that your photographs are definitely you. I guess the easiest way is to include a sheet of paper or something with your name on it written large enough so it can be seen clearly on the photograph. I trust you, and most of the people here trust you, because we've been in contact with you and know that you're a genuine person, but the insurance people don't know you at all. Would you be able to do this? It's not essential, but my experts here think that your claim won't be held up if you include some photographs with ID on it as I suggested.

Anyway, I can't stay here too long as I really must get to the airport now. I'll write later.

best wishes,

Jack

Lad wrote:

Sir
Thanks for your effort in trying to get things done for me. i will resend the picture and try to print my name to it as you,ve adviced, i wish you safe journey to Washington, and please write to me as soon as you comes back. myself and my team wants to forge ahead, again. in the bronchure i saw vacancies for agents who will be covering NIAMEY, BURKINA FASO, AND DUALA, do i need to recruit more people for you and please how many would be enough/

"Resending the picture with his name printed on it" probably means the same picture with his name printed over the top. That's what I'm guessing at this point. But more agents? Well, he's eager and he's given me lots of different avenues to try strolling down with him, so perhaps his demand for money is not quite the obstacle I thought it would be with regard to getting something good from him.

Lad wrote:

Sir
These are the pictures, the effected leg, my passport and mikes passport.
Hope to read from you soon.
John

He attaches these three pictures:

It appears he's written on the original photograph and then scanned it. I really wanted him to take another photograph with him holding a sign or note, along with his injured leg. Is this acceptable proof?

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:52 pm

^Much food for thought. I would suggest that a Jos safari might be the possible alternative if he doesn´t make it to raise the cash for Obudu. But I hope he manages.

Another new lad, David Anderson, the first one who seems to have managed to download the form from the website without any further assistance :

Quote:

Attn; Mr RandaII O,

I apologise for the detail to send the application forms. The reason is tha
t I am already making collections to send along with the forms so that you
will undestand that I am very serious about this project.

By God`s grace I am optimistic to send the forms and the accompanying pictu
re by the start of next week. I abjure to do my very best to give you what
you want. Today I have taken some photographs and will go ahead to fish mor
e good ones. Meanwhile I understand you will need to visit Benin if my coll
ection satisfy your need.

Thanks And Have A Nice Weekend.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:04 pm

Jos..don't forget that there is a $$C in Yankari National Park, a couple hundred miles by road from Jos. Wink

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:27 pm

News from Anthony (Becky). I tried to ASEM him from a romance angle, and he bites!

Quote:

Subject: l really love you.

Dearv Agiala,

How are you today. l really received your mail with thanks.My e-mail did not come to you by mistake, l strong believe that this is how Almighty God wants it to reach you, l will like you to be good friend,andl hope we will build it up.

l will like to khave some of your pictures for me to see whom l am communicating with.
l am looking forward to hearing from you soon.lf you have any question, do not hestiate to ask me, l am here for you.

Thanks
yours ln love
od Bless
Anthony M

Hmmpf. Does this mean Anthony (Becky) is lost for the modeling world?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 1:37 am

^^Oh, oh! Love is in the air! You better get ready, mewing_ghecko, for that "tiny-tingy feeling" again. I sense Frumpy is plotting another call for me as Aglaia, again! With enhanced romantic innuendos, no doubt! Laughing

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:07 pm

Here's Uju M4du (claiming to be a "doctor" but how likely is that?). I didn't know at the start that he was connected to the great Ubah Er1c I1oba so that's why Jack appears a little clueless at the start.

Out of nowhere, Jack receives this email...

Lad wrote:

Dear Partner Jack,

How are you today and your family, hope fine, can you just give me more brief about M00seknuckle Modeling and the current situation of thing toward your payment.

Dr, Uju M4du.

I have no idea what he's talking about at this point.

Jack wrote:

Dear Uju M4du,

Thank you for writing to me, but I must confess that I appear to have lost any record of previous communication from you. Could you please remind me of your connection and business with M00seknuckle Modeling and who else you might have been writing to. I'm sorry to appear disorganized like this, but I cannot find any record of our writing to each other before today.

best wishes,

Jack

Lad wrote:

Dear Jack,

Thanks for your email, i has been communicating with Randy O1dman and Pat. Pat gave me your Contact.

Thanks.

Dr, Uju M4du,

That doesn't help much, but I can sort of guess that he's come through Frumpy's auto-baiter script.

Jack wrote:

Dear Uju M4du,

Thank you for your message. I now understand.

Have you read through our brochure? If not, then find it attached (in PDF format) to this email.
Also, I have attached an application form for if you wish to be an agent. Our agents do two main duties:
1. They scout around for new photographic models that can be registered with M00seknuckle Modeling. This will involve simply looking around where you live and work, but also attending beauty contests, modeling events, and anywhere that you think a lot of people will be gathered who are interested in becoming photo models with us.
2. Managing the models that you find. This will involve receiving a list of photographic jobs that we are currently planning and you matching any of your registered models to those jobs and putting their names forward to us for consideration. Also, any fees that are paid for your models that we use for photographic work will be paid to you for distribution to the relevant models. From which you are entitled to take your commission percentage.

Please take your time to complete the answers on the form, since it is quality that we prize highest at MM, and return the completed form to me when you are satisfied with everything you've written.

I look forward to your application,

Jack

I attach the infamous PDF brochure and an application form. Optimistically.

Lad wrote:

Dear Partner Jack Smeh0fik,

I appreciates your email, i was directed by patricia to reach you and i has been communicating with her and randy o1dman.

My friend Ubah Er1c I1oba, had sent some photos to Mr randy O1dman, this young man is working hard toward your offer, and since then he has been complaining of financial meltdown on his side,
Jack this young man needs money to fulfill his work with you people.

Finally, you people should try to make things easier for him, i know he will provide every thing you need when he is with enogh cash.

Thanks,

Dr, Uju M4du.

Ah, now I understand!
But that doesn't mean that I have to respond to his demands for payment. After all, Eric hasn't contacted me (as he said he had) and the character "Jack" has no need to have been informed about Eric.

Jack wrote:

Dear Uju M4du,

Thank you for explaining about your friend, Eric. Eric's work has not been passed to me yet so I do not know what is happening there. I try not to interfere too much with my workers here when they know exactly what they are doing. Are you suggesting that I should intervene and find out what I can about your friend and how my staff are treating him?

best wishes,

Jack

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