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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think Peter Iseb4ga doesn't love Jack any more. After weeks of silence, I get this very succinct email from him.

Lad wrote:
Hello Jack,
I have nothing more to tell you, than to let you know that you an IMPOSTER.

Peter

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jack receives the usual opening format nonsense from one "Oliver Pascal".

Lad wrote:
Good Day,

My name is Oliver Pascal a source agent to the Ecomog Organization Benin Republic, we need an Investor which is honest and reliable.We have the sum of 2. billions dollars for investment for 5 years the conditions and items is as follows:

1. we sign investment agreement here in Benin Republic which will be duly notarize and legalize.
2. In every year the total gain on the investment will be share into 2 places 60% for you the investor and 40% for us.
3.6 months notice will be given before the end of transaction.
4. You will open an account here in Benin Republic for onward transfer of the funds to your oversea account.
5. If in any case you can not come to Benin Republic just because of schedules an Attorney will be hire on your behalf which we meet you up in your country with the hard copy of the agreement for you to sign.

Thanks for your understanding and you are free to call me on my directly line +229-999999999 and Please reply to this email: [email protected]

I look forward to your immediate response.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr.Oliver Pascal.


Well, time to put on my Recruiting Hat (it's got a lovely green felt trim, if you're wondering)...

Jack wrote:
Dear Oliver Pascal,

Thank you for your email.

I run a business that is part of the modern fashion industry, not an amateur charity who relies on hand-outs.

I attach an online brochure for your perusal, detailing my business. If you are interested in becoming either a photo model or a talent agent, then please reply and I can sort things out.

thank you

Jack S.


I attach the MM brochure (there's a link to it somewhere earlier in the thread).

Lad wrote:
Dear Jack Smeh0fik .

Happy new Year and I thank you for your kind response, I pray that God Almighty will guide you and protect you this year 2009 because is our year of manifestation.

Regarding to your reply to me today date Wed 14/1/09 it was received in my mail address. And i am very glad to hear from you immediately.Meanwhile my advice to you now is go ahead and forward every of your personal informations to enable us proceed ahead on this investment project.

1) Your full name
2) Your postal address
3) Your indentity card
4) Your direct telephone numbers

Also you have to make sure that you comply with the informations requesting from you to enable us proceed immediately on this investment project,also i will like you to send those required from you soonest so that i can be able to tender the informations to Ecomog Organization today for them to see. PLEASE NOTE the thing you Attached for me to see was blank so you have to attach it very well and resend it to me okay.

Especting to hear from you soonest.

Thanks once Again Happy new Year our year of manifestation.

Yours Faithfully
Mr.Oliver Pascal.
+229-999-999-99


"our year of manifestation"??? Spooky!

But also lazy. A "blank" attachment, indeed. I'll bet he didn't even try to open it.

Jack wrote:
Dear Oliver,

Please try to open the attachment (I have re-attached it to this email in case you deleted the previous one). It is a PDF file and these are now the standard way to transfer documents over the internet. If your computer doesn't have Adobe Reader installed (and most modern computers do these days), then I suggest you either find another computer that does have Adobe Reader on it or ask someone who knows about computers to put it on yours.
I am insisting on this because the brochure explains everything about our company and I really hope that you will decide to work for us after reading it.

best wishes,

Jack


I attach the brochure PDF again. It only takes a few seconds, it's not like he's making me doing any hard work!

Lad wrote:
Mr Jack.

i went through your attachment file and i discovered you are into modelling.you are doing a very marvelous job for yourself.it is encouraging.as i earlier mentioned in my email,i am source agent and not the owner of the fund for the investment.it belongs to the ecomog organisation of which i can only benefeit from the investment funds only when an investor take over the funds.

i think is a good opportunity for you if you can invest the fund.the transaction has to be transperent for both parties because even the ecomog generals involved are not investors and they are also cautious who will take over the fund for the investment that was why they needed a source agents like myself into the business.

if you are willing to invest the fund then you send me your personal address,your direct telephon and a copy of your international passport so i can present it for the ecomog organisation and i will forward to you the conditions.

i will be glad to hear from you soonest.

PASCAL


Hmmm... he's still not moving from his script, even though Jack hasn't referred to it at all.

Jack wrote:
Dear Oliver Pascal,

I received your email and the noted contents thrilled me! I was secretly hoping that you would decide to apply for a job as an agent-manager with the company because I detected something very special in your previous emails. I feel you will be a very good asset for the company, and your efforts will be rewarded superbly. I promise I will do everything I can to make you go far, Oliver Pascal!

I have attached an application form for you to complete and return. Once again, it's in PDF format, just as the brochure was. Take your time completing the answers as best as you can. We appreciate attention to detail and careful work here at M00seknuckle Modeling because that's where success lies.

hoping to hear from you soon,

Jack


Let's see if he's steam-rollered into applying for the job. I suspect he won't be, but it's always worth a try.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This one came in totally unexpected and, fortunately, he top-posted which meant that all of the previous correspondence was still there for me to see. It turns out that this lad first contacted MM when mewing_ghecko was playing Jack back at the beginning of September.

Lad wrote:
Dear Jack smeh0ffik,

I just came back from hospital, i want you to inform me about the project we enbarked before i fell sick.

Thank you very much and God bess you and your family.

Kennedy 0modi.


Hat firmly on head, Jack leaps into action!

Jack wrote:
Dear Kennedy 0modi,

I am very sorry to hear about your hospital stay. I hope all is well now?

Yes, we are still looking for models and agents to manage them in West Africa. I have attached a copy of our online brochure for you to look through and get more idea about the company. It's designed to be viewed on the computer, not printed out, please note.

Hope to hear from you soon,

Jack


I attach the now-legendary PDF brochure.

Lad wrote:
Dear Jack,

Many thanks for your prompt response and the almighty Lord will bless you given an opportunity to have this offer.

Firstly, i really appreciate your offer and i beleive we can work together as one. Now i will want you to send to me your personal details so that we can discuss personal.

As you know there a lot of internet scam going on these day and i don't want to be a victim again as i have been scammed at the past.

Moreso, you should let me know the procedures on how to be your employee and what we will be doing i mean the kind of job so that we can get it started soonest and i will also let you know how we start up in west africa without any problem.

Thanks and stay blessed till i hear from you.

Yours Sincerely

Mr.Kennedy 0modi.


He sends that three times.

But did he read the brochure? It doesn't seem that he did.

Jack wrote:
Dear Kennedy 0modi,

How are you today? Good, I hope.

Did you read the brochure fully? Did you understand how MM works with regard to the model agents? If so, I hope you are eager and willing to work with us. It will be a rewarding experience if you put the time and effort into it that is needed and I know you will go far with us!

I have attached an application form so you may apply for the position of agent-manager. Take your time completing the form and make sure you answer all the question to your best ability.

I look forward to receiving your application,

Jack


As mentioned in the email, I attach an application form for him.

Lad wrote:
Dear Jack,

I will know this is a big business we are handling because i had discussed in details with my partners.

Thanks and stay blessed till i hear from you.

Yours Sincerely

Mr.Kennedy 0modi.


Um... what?

Jack wrote:
Dear Kennedy,

I received your email but I am not sure exactly what you are telling me and what your decision is. Did you receive the application form okay? And did you read the brochure that I sent in the email before that one? If so, do you wish to join M00seknuckle Modeling as an agent-manager? It's okay if you need more time to think about it.

best wishes,

Jack


Lad wrote:
Dear Jack,

Thanks for your mail, i didi not recieved the application form, anyway i will like to join your company as an agent, i want you to send me the application form, i want to let your that i do not have a spounsor.

I will like your company to have your branch here in Nigeria

Thanks and stay blessed till i hear from you.

Yours Sincerely

Mr.Kennedy 0modi.


Is Gmail not sending out my attachments? That's now two lads who are claiming not to have received attachments that I sent out on the same day. Never mind, though. He looks eager and even says he'd like a branch of MM in Nigeria.

Jack wrote:
Dear Kennedy,

Thank you for explaining what you meant in your last email. I was not aware that you did not receive the application form. I have re-attached it to this email; I hope it works okay for you this time.

There is no problem about not having a sponsor if you wish to be an agent-manager. From the answers that you give in your application form, we will be able to determine if you are a trustworthy and hard-working person who is suitable for our company.

Your enthusiasm is a delight to see and I feel that you will be a great asset to the company.

best wishes,

Jack


I re-attach the application form and wait.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i've lost about 5 applicants in the past week or so.

they must be refining their laziness skills.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Another opening format. Seriously, this opening email goes on for ever and doesn't know when to stop. I've cut it short here, out of a feeling of compassion for anyone reading this thread...

Lad wrote:
From: Abraham Nwankwo
Suit 28A "Goodwill House", 278, Ikorodu Road,
Yaba,
P.O.Box 536, Yaba,Lagos,
Nigeria.
Email: [email protected]
LATE MR. ROBERT LAKE'S DEPOSIT CLAIM

Strictly Confidential

Dear Jack,
A certain Mr Robert Lake from the United States of America and his family visited Nigeria in 1998 and invested in the Oil Sector, his company became very successful here in Niger Delta, as a big time contractor to the successive Oil Drilling companies in Niger Delta, he ventured into Estate Management also. He banked with a certain commercial bank here in Niger Delta. Today I am the Head of the Treasury Department of this same bank, where Mr. Lake has been banking with. I have worked


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demand from me, as soon as you have confirmed your interest in this proposal. Please give me your urgent reply in very strict confidence, by email first ([email protected]) and we will proceed from there.
Yours Sincerely,
Abraham Nwankwo.


What can I do but try to recruit him, huh?

Jack wrote:
Dear Abraham,

Thanks for your email. You should understand, however, that this is a photographic modeling agency and we are not in the business of helping random strangers who have spare money to give away.

If you are interested in becoming a model or a model agent, then please reply telling me so and I will start the application process.

I attach a brochure for your perusal.

thanks,

Jack


PDF brochure = attached.

Lad wrote:
no news from you?


In his email headers, he's changed his name to "Magnus lhekweme". What do I call him now?

Jack wrote:
Sir,

Sorry for the delay. This is a busy time for us, with lots of companies demanding last-minute changes to their New Year campaigns. I have not forgotten about your enquiry and I assure you that I will attend to it before the end of the week.

best wishes,

Jack


Jack wrote:
Dear Sir,

Did you receive the online brochure that I attached in a previous email? Are you still interested in joining M00seknuckle Modeling as an agent-manager? If so, then please let me know and I will send out an application form for your employment with us. If you did not receive the brochure, then let me know that you didn't and I shall send it out to you again.

best wishes,

Jack


At this point, I don't know if he has taken the MM bait or still wants to go forward with his (interminably long) script. No matter, though, as Jack's mind has only one track at the moment: recruit more lads.

Lad wrote:
Pls go ahead and send the employment form, i received the online brochur and also i am confirming my interest in becoming a modeling agent with your group.

Bye.


Whoo-hoo! Score another one for the power of the Recruiting Hat!

Jack wrote:
Dear Sir,

I attach the M00seknuckle Modeling application form for people wishing to be agent-managers in our modeling company. Please take you time to answer every answer as best as you can to your best ability. At MM, we value attention to detail and care about work more than anything because this is what makes for great success. Please return the form when you are satisfied with all of your answers.

I look forward to your response,

Jack


Application form is attached and now I'm sitting back and waiting for its return.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Team SED update! The last update was when he sent the (quite excellent) brochure covers, and Jack replied saying that they were amazing and everyone at MM was overjoyed and impressed.

Lad wrote:
Hi Jack,
how was your first day back to your desk this Prosperious New YEAR
Just want to say Hello.
Jack we would want to ask for a favor,that is if you realy do not mind
our asking,since we intend going international via your services we
would ask you send us a format of a modeling contract form that is obtainable
internationly.
can you do this task for a FRIEND?
THANKS

Solomon


Jack wrote:
Dear Solomon,

Wow, this week has been crazy! I have so many things to attend to, it's just non-stop here.

In reference to your request for an international contract, do you mean an employment contract between your members and M00seknuckle Modeling? If so, please find attached a PDF of the contract that we get all employees to read and sign. If this is what you require, please submit a copy for each member of Team SED who wishes to be employed by us here.
If this is not what you are requesting, then please disregard it and let me know in more detail what you would like.

Is your team willing to do the full brochure? I've shown the covers to the design people here and most of them were highly impressed. Our thoughts at the moment are that you and your people could handle all our design work for that part of the world. Since we're in the middle of establishing our business in West Africa, I think the coming 12 months will be a very busy time for anyone involved in that project. Let me know if this sounds like a good idea.

Hope to hear from you soon,

Jack


At this point, FrumpyBB phones Solomon. The phone call is on the previous page in this thread (I say, typing this without actually checking first).

I also attach a two-page contract that mewing_ghecko had already typed up for MM employees. It's not too exciting or humorous, but is a nice convincer to add some extra realism.

Jack wrote:
Dear Solomon,

How are things going with you, sir? I hope everything is good with you and your excellent team.

Will you be completing and returning the contract very soon? I wouldn't normally ask and be a nuisance like this, but I am eager to get something legal to say that you and all of Team SED will be committed to working exclusively with M00seknuckle Modeling as I feel you will be quite an invaluable asset to the company.

Let me know if there are any problems, okay?

all the best,

Jack


Lad wrote:
Dear Jack,
million thanks to you and your team members.after meeting with members and models of Team we have come to an agreement to take on the challenge of producing the e-broque plus any other deemed to us as from now hence forth.
But to clear all reasonable douth,it is most easy for you to reach me via the phone while you call me only with with-held number(s).My rest team members to may want to reach you equally on phone,that is level of OPENESS portrayed by all in team sed.we are going into photo shoot come sunday with models here in LAGOS-STATE.With the theme in MIND.All we are demanding from you is a number to call when the need araises.Finaly do send to us a copy of an international contract form between us of TeamSED and our MODELS.I hope we are not asking for too much,as we have reslove to have you in Nigeria on our account say in FEBUARY between the 4th to the 12th of same month,chose where you would prefare to stay while in our country.We looking forward to a favorable reply soon to all we have asked of you.

Thanks and regards to all the good members of your team


YOURS SINCERELY
SOLOMON.E.D.Eb0agu
for:TEAMSED


He's inviting the MM employees to Nigeria? Wow! That's an offer that can't be refused! He also attaches the signed contract... two scans weighing in at 3MB in total. I hope it cost him a few cents to send all of that in a slow internet cafe.

However, with the phone issue, I think that's a serious thing that needs to be addressed to keep his trust and quell any suspicions he has, so at this point FrumpyBB is in the process of getting a US SkypeIn number set up.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^This will take a few days because of the bank account modality of mine.

John K did your health form Smile a friend of his scanned and sent it for him!

There is also another promising new M00sie, or rather, a "friend" of the doctor. He is just being fed with details and career chances (i.e. I have sent him prewritten Randy-email no.2.)

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I have no idea where this one came from. Perhaps he was sent to me by FrumpyBB's Randa11 Oldman character, but I don't know. Anyway...

Lad wrote:
Dear Jack,

This is Donald Emeka from Nigeria, i got your response to my mail and wish to inform you that that i am interested in the modeling agent, kindly inform me all that will be needed from me for me to become a modelling agent and what i stand to gain from the agency.

I have also gone through your brochure, it is marvelous.
Expecting to hear from you soonest.

Thanks,
D. Emeka.


He's seen the brochure? Okay, saves me sending it out, I guess.

Jack wrote:
Dear Donald,

Thank you for contacting me in regard to becoming a modeling agent. Usually, Randa11 Oldman would handle applications at this stage but he seems to be slightly absent after a heavy New Year's celebration event. So, in his place for now, I shall be dealing with your application until he returns.

Please find attached to this email an application form for agent candidates. If you could complete it and return it when you are happy with all of your answers (no deadline; we look for quality above all) then that would be great. Also, if you have any models that you are already in a position to be manager/agent for, then let me know and I shall instruct you about that.

thanks!

Jack


I attach the agent application form. Obviously.

A week goes by and I hear nothing from him.

Jack wrote:
Dear Donald Emeka,

Greetings to you! I hope all is well with you.

Did you get the email that I sent last week? It contained the application form to become a model-agent with M00seknuckle Modeling, as you had sent me an email expressing your interest. If you didn't receive it, let me know and I will send it out again. If you did receive it, are you still interested in joining the company? Let me know either way, okay? Something we like to encourage here at MM is free and easy communication between all employees, so don't feel intimidated about writing to me or anyone else with any questions or comments.

hope to hear from you soon,

Jack


Lad wrote:
Thanks for your mail, sorry i did not receive the application, can you candidly resend it and give more further directives on how to fill it?

Thanks,
Donald Emeka


Another lad without an email attachment? All of the missing attachment were sent out around about the same time. Gmail is getting the full force of my blame-assigning annoyance now.

But I summon every last drop of candour that I can muster (he did request it) and attach the application form again...

Jack wrote:
Dear Donald Emeka,

I can only apologize about your not receiving the attachment containing the application form. I don't know what happened there. Anyway, I have re-attached it to this email and I hope that it gets through to you okay.

Please take your time completing the questions because we really look for quality above anything else here at MM. When you are 100% satisfied with your answers, return the form to me and I will make sure it goes to the right department here so that your application can be assessed. I can sense a determination and enthusiasm in your emails, Donald Emeka, and that makes me feel confident that you will be successful and you can start a great career with us.

waiting to hear from you,

Jack


So, that's another form sent out to a hopeful. The Recruiting Hat has earned its keep these past two weeks.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oliver Pascal is starting to try Jack's patience.

Lad wrote:
Mr Jack.

i went through your attachment file again it was blank and there is no way i can see what is there. So i will like you to see it your self okay. Now i will like you to correct it and resend it back to me so that i can present it for the ecomog organisation tomorrow morning.

Thanks and have a nice day.

Oliver Pascal.


He attaches the file and sends it back to me with the above message, twice!
I can open the PDF, it looks fine. Is he incompetent or just useless? Or both?

Jack wrote:
Dear Oliver Pascal,

I have attached the application form again to this email. The copy you sent to me to look at worked okay... I downloaded it and it opened and I could see everything clearly.

Now, please, start being serious with me and download the application form so that I can begin the process for you to become an employee with the company. If this is a joke you're playing with me, I don't think it's funny the second time.

Looking forward to your reply AND your completed job application form.

best wishes,

Jack


I attach the file again. Grrrr!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And to continue my almost-total domination of this page of the thread...

Kennedy 0modi update!

Lad wrote:
Dear Jack smeh0ffik.

Thank you for the mail, i am really happy to hear from you, i will fill the form and sent to you in no soonest time,

Say exoect it by monday, but i don't have the ful details in the form , but i will fill the ones i have and my passport.

Thank you and God Bless.

Kennedy O.


Yay! Forms, forms, forms!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Posting forms works like ever: Here are not the John K medical forms, as I´ve thought originally...it´s the MM forms, filled out by another buddy of John´s. Not bad either. They recommend MM to their friends it seems.
So I sent this back to the new applicant, :
Quote:
Dear Applicant,

Thank you for your most promising formwork. At present, they are being put in our computer, and we hope to have splendid news, and a position at M00seknuckle.

The last word is on Jack, however. I am meeting him and I will be trying to convince him to accept your application because you are being recommended by John.

Regards, RandaII

And this to his buddy John "Jik" K :
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Dear John,

We have entered the data from Mike´s application into our computers.

I myself, and Jack, would like to ask you, you CAN recommend your friend´s service, can´t you?

Because we are getting so many new applications, we have to find out who deserves best attention and who to put on hold.

--
Faithfully yours, R. OIdman

And here is Mike, our new (?) agent:
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He claims "all" in answer to how many pseudopods he has. Photographic proof is needed to back up a boast like that!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

a runny nose AND malaria parasite infection will he need a seperate dressing room/area we all know how infectious runny noses are

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Laughing

Btw, our new applicant consumes "NIL" calories a day. I think he´s going to be a cheap employee.


Aah, and it´s always good to have "My Mummy number" at hand!

Now what kind of personality will he be?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

FrumpyBB wrote:
Now what kind of personality will he be?



my initial thought, he doesn't appear to be very intelligent.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

SlapHappy offered his voice services as "Pat" (thanks to voice morphing).

I like it Very Happy Shall Pat and Jack try together tomorrow? (I´ve had no luck with 00234 just now.)

Input, instructions and MM staff discussion welcome.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

FrumpyBB wrote:
Shall Pat and Jack try together tomorrow?


Johnk needs a good prodding, that's for sure. It's been a week since he promised his medical forms would be sent to Jack, and I've sent him four reminders since then AND I've sent a "Do you know what's happening with John?" email to his friend, Mike, who sent in that last application form.

I would advise against phoning Solomon until you've got the SkypeIn number sorted out. I get the feeling that he's getting a tiny bit anxious because he hasn't got a number to call Jack on and this is something that should be addressed to keep him hooked. Phoning too early, without the number in place, will mean he gets another "number withheld" call, which is what he is complaining about in his last email.

Anthony (the last of the current Big Three) is the other one that needs a call, as he hasn't been heard of since December 26th when he sent the application forms for his 9 models. Again, as with Johnk, I've sent him a few reminders but nothing has come back.

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A message from Pat Cr0kin to Otterfan and mewing_ghecko Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Ooh, you little temptress!

Good news from Mike "Favour" and Johnk!

I sent Mike this on Thursday night...

Jack wrote:
Dear Mike,

Randa11 told me that you have completed and returned the agent application form. I'm very glad! I haven't seen it yet---Randy does all of the initial screening and processing of applications---but I probably will tomorrow. Anyone who is recommended to us by my friend John Kwuf0du is definitely someone to value!

Talking of John... may I ask if you have spoken to him recently? I've been sending emails all of this week asking how he is and if he is sending some forms that he promised me, but I have had reply from him at all. I'm getting worried. I hope he's okay. If you know anything, I would appreciate a quick note telling me what you do know.

best wishes,

Jack


And this morning Jack receives...

Lad wrote:
Sir.
Thanks in earnest for your quick response, I apreciate your kind of being unique and prompt to things that has to do with human resources,
Sir, i am only waiting for your approval so that i can show to m00seknuckles the potentials in me, actually a lot of oportunities are on my way now as a fresh graduand, but mr John assured me that your firm has all it takes to make me what i want to be in future and in life, prsonally John will tell you or testify more about me. i believe in working and bringing out positive results.
Sir as this is the begining of a new year, i would apreciate if you will be fast enough in giving me a place, i am burning to proove myself.
thanks and God,s blessings as we keep the flag flying.
Iam yours
faithfully Mike
Yes you asked me after mr John Kwuf0du. he is fine now actually he was discharged from the hospital december twenty 2008, but later on fe started developing more serious pain on his right leg which made the doctor to re admit him again just last week he was discharged again. i called him this morning to find out if he has gone back to Ivory coast, he said he was supposed to go but he is having a finacial stress, but for his health i think he is capable to work now.


More hospital care? More pains? I'm really trying to feel sorry. Honestly, I am.

EDIT: Johnk has just sent the forms. I'm still reading them (just remembered that FrumpyBB might call as Jack and ask where the forms are so I want to post this straight away), and they're wonderful. I'll post them in a little while.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

More goodness from John K...

Lad wrote:
Sir.
Good morning, happy xmas and new year with good tidings ahead of all members of m00seknucles organisation. My prayer is that God , this year will bless you a thousand times more than how he has ever blessed nor prosper you, Sir, your abilities in caring for people signifies the management strategies in you. you,ve got this spirit of a great father indeed. Thanks for all your cares in my accident period, and attached to my mail is a comprehensive list and report for my medical attention.
To be candid, i was only delivered by God.
I am supposed to have been back but, i am in a finacial mesh after all the bills i wasted in the hospital, but anyhow iam trying by all means to come back and resume normal duties
Health wise iam okay now and fit to work
John


Links to John K's claim form here.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^

Maternity Home?

Shall I knit blue or pink perhaps?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You are right, this form IS wonderful Very Happy

I´d like to ask for a doctor in the house. Might it be that he just found and bribed any medical student? Or is it the real thing?

What was his actual injury, after all? Malaria anyway, and then the accident? It hit him and he fell unconscious on the floor, then his people took him there, now what is the actual injury? (I´m too stupid to find this out in his or the doctor´s handwriting myself.)

It rather looks like ambulant malaria treatment but this might be just my sarcastic me.

- Whatever, SlapHappy and I have just tried to call Anthony but his number is not existing!

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

His list of medicines looks fairly authentic. There's anti-inflammatory stuff, antibiotics, parasitic malaria treatment, analgesia, a "nerve and bone lotion", and a vitamin B complex.
Until I spot something that's obviously fake (and I can't see anything yet) I'm not going to automatically assume that he lied about it simply because he's a lad. Reports from his friend, Mike, and the timeline all fit his story perfectly without anything suspicious.

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Reply from JohnK:
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RandaII.
Thanks and God bless you for your values for me, Actually, you should know that anybody that comes from me must have a potential force to forge ahead. m00seknuckle needs results oriented boys and girls to excell. I actually recomended mr Michael for employement, this is a gentle man who has somethings up there. he was my school mate and i can aswell testify about his conduct. please i trust this young man for exploits, so go ahead and have no fear in whatever you are going to do with him. i have trust i n him that he won,t let me down.I need men like mike to work and obtain results.
What do you have for me now that the new year has started/ iam physically fit now to work like i ve never done before but don,t forget i need m00seknuckles encouragements kind and cash to excell.
My warmest regard to all staff of m00seknuckle.
John

Do we have any fear in whatever we are going to do with Mike? Very Happy

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