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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

John K and his amazing phone-answering wife!

Lad wrote:
Sir,
Actually you dont know how happy iam hearing your voice at last, I was told you called back i saw a missed call, sorry i went to take my last injection and i left the phone charging i even called back sir.
Thanks for your efforts with the medical claim form i hope to receive it today as soon as you send it please call me to inform me \
I will go thru the bronchure and i will send my passport first tnhing tomorrow morning.
Thanks sir for your cares and hospitality.
John


"i left the phone charging" must be Nigerian slang for "I left it with the wife who was being rude to everyone who called asking for me".

A few minutes later, he writes again...

Lad wrote:
Sir
The bronchure you sent to me can not be printed out by our acrobat sytem here what do we do?
i saw it it was open but i cant print it out.
John.
That reminds me what are we saying about monalissa and clinton are they still part of me or i should get on alone first?


Lad wrote:
Dear John,

Hello! Very good news! I received an email this morning with the claim forms attached, so I have attached them to this email for you. When you're answering the questions, start at the section that's halfway down the first page titled "Personal Details of Subject". Don't try to answer the first two sections at the start... they're asking for information that relates to M00seknuckle's policy with the insurance company and you won't know the answers to them, obviously!
I suggest you provide as much detail as possible, and especially where you need proof then try to supply things such as receipts and photographs and so on. This is a claim form and someone at the insurance company will be judging how truthful everything is. I Imagine they get a lot of fraudulent claims so it's a case of being as persuasive with your evidence as it is possible to be. I'll take a quick look over it for you before I send it back to the insurance company and let you know if it looks like it has a good chance of being accepted.

As for the brochure... I asked the design people here and they said that you're probably having trouble because of the printer you're using. The brochure is designed to printed on square paper (18cm x 18cm) and I guess you're using something like A4, which isn't square. The printer will probably be refusing to print on rectangular paper because it's expecting square paper.
I should have mentioned that the file isn't really meant to be printed out, sorry. We have professionally-printed version of the brochure which we give out to people, and then we have the computer-only PDF which is what I sent to you.
I guess if you wanted to print it out on a home printer onto A4 paper, it'll have to be reformatted so that it fits on such dimensions. I'm not sure if that's easy or difficult to do. Sorry!

I am okay about Monalissa and Clinton being part of your team. And I'm okay with them not being part of your team if that's what you decide. It's really up to the three of you. I suggest you ask them and see what they think. It would be good to have them with us, but if they decide that they don't want to be (maybe the closed Ghana border thing put them off?) then that's okay and I won't pressure them to join. If any of them are having doubts or need reassurance before making a firm decision about staying with you, then let me them they can write to me and I'll answer any questions they have.

Anyway, claim forms are attached and when they're complete send them back to me. Take a little time making sure your answers are believable and that you've included plenty of evidence. Remember that you're trying to persuade someone that your claim is 100% genuine so take some time to make the answers as detailed as possible.

best wishes,

Jack


I attach the claim form that I made yesterday. If he sends it back complete with answers, I'll upload it for hilarious viewing pleasure.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh boy, what a joy that will be! Very Happy I'm looking forward to the description of those injuries, etc. It will be a hoot, no doubt. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's been a week since there was a Solomon (for TEAM SED!) update, so here's how this failed-to-attend lad is getting on.

In his last update, he had said he was willing to do whatever "small task" I was thinking of requesting from him. Is there any sweeter promise than that?

Lad wrote:
Dear Jack,
what is happening to my quiz,its been quite some time since your last mail.i only hope all is well.our models and staff would not want to miss out this time.
Jack i would very much welcome a call from you today.looking forward to hearing from you.
thanks and regards
yours sincerely
Solomon.E.D.Eb0agu

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Jack wrote:
Dear Solomon,

Many apologies for not replying sooner. Things are very busy here, mainly because Christmas is so close and a lot of our clients are demanding last minute changes and re-shoots. It's a very chaotic time of year for us!

I have not forgotten about you (how could I?) and I will contact you at the start of next week with an update and more details about everything I have organized for you.

stay well,

Jack


Jack wrote:
Dear Solomon,

Hello and how are you? How are your team members? I hope everyone is good and well over there.

I have some further news about the small task I mentioned in previous emails. I've been having a few talks with the other managers here and I mentioned your situation and everything about it, and one of them suggested that I ask you about coming up with a picture for our new online brochure. What do you think? What this means is that if you make a photograph that's good enough, it will be in the brochure that we send to all of our clients and anyone who makes enquiries to M00seknuckle Modeling. Any picture in the brochure will be seen by possibly thousands of people, many of them in the right position to request more of your work and pay for it. This is free publicity, Solomon!

What do you think? Let me know your thoughts about this, or even better still... set about taking the pictures without any delay!

I should mention that there is a theme for the next brochure, and that is: "Looking to 2009 for More Success!" 2008 was a great year for us here, but we have even bigger plans for 2009 and we want the images in the new brochure to show this enthusiasm and hope for another great year. You are entirely free to come up with any ideas, any costumes, any settings and backgrounds you wish, as long as it looks good, it uses some of the models that you have selected, and it has a connection to the "looking forward to 2009!" theme.

If you can do this for me, for US, your work will be seen all over the world and you and the people in the photograph will be given credit so that your names will be known by many powerful and artistic people.

Also, I think this is a chance to show the other managers that you are serious and that they should ignore your failure to attend the Benin event. You can't lose with this, Solomon.

If you have any more questions, feel free to write and I'll try to answer them.

best wishes,

Jack

P.S. I've attached a previous online-only brochure. It's not designed to be printed out (because your printer won't have the right paper) but to be viewed on your computer. Don't feel limited by the artwork, etc, in the brochure. I'm sending it just so you can see what the last one was like. Remember that for the next brochure, we're going for a "Looking forward to 2009" theme, so that's what you should be thinking of.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Johnk/Jik.

Lad wrote:
Sir,
Thanks for the medical claims i am already working on them and i will send them as soon as i am thru
Sir one miss Partricia from your office sent a mail to me if i will help do some contacts of your clients for her and i told her if it is accepted by you or any other official of m00seknuckle Are you aware of this?" but i told her if i can let me recover
My passport is ready

John


He's working on the forms already, whoooooo!

But is this true? Pat has been harassing our John K? Come forward and explain yourself, Patricia!

I posted this too early. A few minutes later he sends me his picture.

Lad wrote:
Sir
This is my passport photograph for my id card
thanks for your co operation i simply apreciate
John


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Actual size, no shrinking down to fit the forum requirements. There isn't even enough room to write "SCAMMER!" on it without totally obscuring his face!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pat said she has many clients that need representation before our new years show. she didn't harrass, only sent her initial 'hello' email..

Quote:
Good day to you, I hope you do not mind that I am contacting you. My name is Pat and I represent many clients at M00seknuckle. I need to know if you have completed the application process with randy so that I can have you represent a few of our clients. We are very busy this time of year and this is the time that our agents make alot of money.

Sincerely

Pat


he replies

Quote:
Pat
Thanks for your mail, As long as it is m00seknuckle business and it is assigned by the appropriate authority i can go extra miles
Pat i repeat if it is sgned and sealed i would,nt mind starting now, so give me go ahead but let me hear from either [email protected] or Jack but you just need to give me a few days as i am recovering from an accident
John


i like that the lad is running with the injury story. we shall see what he comes with next.


also, emily decided to apologize to peter for her actions.

Quote:
Peter,

I thought I should write to you and apologize for any troubles you may have experienced. Please understand that my actions were not a personnal attack against you.

What you should understand is this, I was tired of watching Mooseknuckle throw money around like it wasn't important, all the while I worked hard for jack and his company and in return I received very little.

I was arrested for my actions and was told i could spend a large amount of time in prison. Well Peter, I decided, I will not go to prison!
The police released me last week to visit my sick mother. They told me I could not leave the country. To hell with their orders, I quickly gathered my belongings and gathered all of the M00seknuckle money I had hidden away, nearly $4,ooo,000.00. With that much money, I can live my life as I need.

I am now enjoying the life I deserve on a warm carribean island away from all of the hassles of M00seknuckle.


Again peter, I apologize to you and wish you the best.


Emily


One last thing Peter, I had planned on leaving M00seknuckle during our visit to B3nin, but I figured I didn't have enough money. During that trip, I hid the $125,ooo.00 i was going to use for my escape in a place only known to me.

Peter, my dear, I have decided, you should have the money I hid. I do not need it and it is too risky for me to collect it. If I do not collect it, the money will never be used. If you are interested in this deal, tell me and I will give you the location of the money. I know you probably don't trust me, but this is the only way for you to receive the money I promised you.


I can sleep better knowing that I apologized

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Peter holds no grudge for the crimes emily committed
Quote:
Hello Emily

I'm so suprised to see your email but anyway i have doubt if your all are real human being.
you took me to @buja just to nail me to the police, i went ther and was almost arrested only knows that i'm innocent that why i wasn't taken to jail...Emily why did you do this to me...among the whole agents in m00seknuckle why is why did you choose to ruine my life just me..but i thank God that i survived..but for now i am currently nursing the pains the police gave me in @buja and i need some money to treat myself...

if you can help me with anything please send me some money through western union so that i can pay the bill for my treatment even if is $500 or $1000 i will appreciate it

below are my information and please i expect it today please..

Sender's Name:
Place Of Send:
Amount Sent:
Control Number ( 10 digits ):
Reciever's Name: [email protected] Ehiki0ya Peter
Address: delta state, Nigeria
Text question:
Text answer

anything from you will bw well appreciated!

thanks!
peter.


Quote:
hello Emily!

look i want help now when i need it most..i have nothing on me and i have things to di i have not been feeding well since when i arrive from Benin Republic...please help me with anything..you have my infromations through western union..pls be kind!

thanks,
peter


my reply, perhaps the finale of our relationship or maybe i can turn this into something more, we shall see.

Quote:
Peter

I have been out enjoying my new life here on the island. Did you know if you drink 14 glasses of rum, you will not remember what happened during the evening? it is a good thing one of my new friends took pictures with her new camera. I will attach a few for you to enjoy. (i attached a couple drunken party pics i googled)

My beloved Peter, I received your transfer details, but I will explain this to you simply. The island I have chosen for my home doesn't have a western union or a moneygram. it is a very small island and that luxery is not an option.

it is beautiful here, i think you would like it very much.

peter, I must tell you something that has been in my mind for quite some time an I hope I do not offend you. Through our business dealings, I have discovered emotions I didn't know I had. I Have realized that I have a deep love for you.

After much thought, I realized that I would like you to come live with me and be my lover. Imagine the life we could live together.

Please consider my love for you and join me here.

Emily

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^

I am so very glad you are batting for our team.

lad harasser. Suggest you add master before the word lad.

Blowing you a Christmassy kiss.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad wrote:
Dear JACK,Compliment of This very SEASON YOU plus all Staff of MM
We had close 4 the Festival,But few of us waited behind for our BIG quiz,on this note,permit me to ask,am i to do only the front cover or the whole six pages u fowarded to me?
respond as work have already began in earnest.
Dear JACK,use the phone with me as this link will speed up things.
Awaitng ur ans 4 swift respond
thanks

yours sincerely

Solomon

p;s
are we excluded frm the party in BENIN?


Shocked He wants to do the whole brochure???

Jack wrote:
Dear Solomon (and the rest of Team SED),

How are you? I expect you're good.

I'm really in a hurry here (I have to catch a plane to get home across the other side of the state), but I'll address your questions briefly.

You don't have to copy the previous brochure exactly. We'll be designing the brochure totally from nothing again, not copying that previous brochure. What I'm asking some of our selected model-agents is to submit a few photographs based on the theme ("Looking forward to 2009!"). That's all, they don't have to be copies of the earlier brochure. they just have to follow the theme and show some of your own personality and style. Our design team here will do the graphics and layout for the brochure pages... all we're after from our agents are pictures to put in the brochure. I hope you understand what I mean here.

HOWEVER! If you think you can design the whole brochure in time... that would be amazing! It takes our team here a few months to do the whole thing starting from a bunch of blank pages to the completed product. But if you can do it, and do it well, this would really make a great impression on everyone here. I'm not saying that you should, though. It's just the pictures that are the things I'm saying you should do. Anything extra would be good but not necessary.

Why are you asking about being excluded from the New Year Celebration show in Benin? So far, you're still on the list of candidates who might be invited as special guests to that show. I'll let you know as soon as I can confirm if you've been invited. Don't worry, I have a good feeling about you, Solomon!

all the best for the holidays,

Jack


Lad wrote:
Dear Jack,

Here is my submission to the front page you requested from Team SED,

Under the short notice this is what we can come up with.

Jack,am trusting that with adiquate time and notice WE can do much if

most better.

One more requet of favor i want to de,and from u, is that OUR PILLER

in person of Mr Femi Julius be copied from now.For his E-Mail can be

seen among those copied.

Once again possive cretisism would only but ginger us better to more

better feat.IN all we tust we did not fail you in any which way.

Jack, once again HERE IS OUR HEARTY WISH TO YOU AND ALL

MEMBERS OF M M TEAM / AGENTS /MODELS ALL AROUND THE

WORLD.." MER R Y X M A S AND A H A P P I E R N E W Y E A R

See you all in 2 0 0 9.

Thanks,

Mr Solomon. E .D .Eb0agu

for:- Team SED


He attaches these two images:

Image

Image

I'm impressed, actually!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

wow. well done. clapping

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WOW, when I first saw those pics, I thought it was Deni Hines the singer:

Shocked http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deni_Hines

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I've asked him for more examples of Team SED's work as well as telling him the two he sent were amazing. With any luck, there'll be more. And his reward? Ooh... a safari to Cotonou is looking likely.

In other news, Anthony(Becky) (one of the failed-to-attends from a few weeks ago) has been very busy. He's sent in a lot of models' application forms and ... well, here's what he says in his own words:

Lad wrote:
Dear Sir

Compliment of the season.why l have not written you for sometime now is because l have been very business working on new models, gathering, scraning, and finally took them to government hospital for various test, including HIV test, which last became a success.Thank almihty God for that.

This is my attached photo.

Thanks.
God Bless
Anthony Madufor


Image

I'll let FrumpyBB upload all of the forms when he returns! There are some interesting "goats and humans" essays in them.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

new interest in our company

Quote:
Dear Mrs [email protected] Cr0kin

This is [email protected] @khilomen, i got your contact from Mr Jack, who directed me to you for more information on being a member of your company. I am very intrested in being a member of your company, so thats why I had to contact you as Mr Jack said i should.



I and my pathner Mr Ge0rge [email protected] have organise a beauty pagent ( Miss @fro Queen )here in the Republic Of Benin some time ago, which involved 21 African countries. And we are willing to help in the expansion of your company in our area in any which way.

I want you to give us enough details on how to work with your company, and represent your company here in Africa and I will possiblly have questions for you after your first reply. But first of all, what are the steps that are required?

Am looking foward to hearing from you as soon as possible so that we can as well proceed.

Yours Sincerly,
[email protected]


Pat replies with enthusiasm

Quote:
[email protected]

Thank you for your email, Jack had spoken to me about you and I am happy that you have decided to work with us. I Have spoken with a few of our clients and they are excited to be represented by someone with your experience.

I assume you are looking for an agent position in our company? If this assumption is correct, I will need you to complete the agent application. You can find that on our website


I also would like to know if any of these client proposals would interest you?

The Gh3cko, a Lingerie client, advertising proposal, lingerie, $7,800.00
0HN'D, a Sportswear client, advertising proposal, $8,400.00
Frum9y Body Lotions, naked models, body lotion products, $17,500.00
The 0tter, naked models, advertising proposal, body paints $23,000.00
MG Pr0ductions, preliminary submittal of models interested in adult entertainment, $47,000.00
These are some of our busier clients and if your proposals are accepted, they will keep you quite busy.

Pat

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great! Another MOOsie! Now, if only Frumpy would stop "vacationing" and get back to the business at hand, things would go smoother. Give him some hell for covering for him in his absence. Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not a word from 3mmanual since i sent him the application. Many bright stars are extinquished by simply failing to complete the application. Crying or Very sad


all is not lost, another hopeful candidate;

Quote:
Dear Pat,

Happy New year and good-day, I have been directed to contact you by someone in the name of "Jack".
I hope he have discussed about me with you and if so, kindly revert to me.

Thank you and God bless,
Ms. [email protected] Ntltima


Quote:
Ms [email protected]

Thank you for contacting me. Jack told me about you and I was awaiting your email so that we may proceed.

My first question is, what exactly are your goals with M00seknuckle? I hope it is to work hard and represent our clients to the best of your ability.

I truly am happy you decided to proceed with us and i look forward to working with you.

Has jack given you the application to join our company?

Pat



Quote:
Dear Pat,

Trusting you are well, I'm glad to know that your colleague(Jack), informed you about me.
Meanwhile can you kindly tell me in which manner he told you about me. And yes, my goals are to represent my client's interest to the best of my ability.

Hence, I have not received any application yet but I will be glad if you can facilitate.
Thank you.

God bless,
Ms. [email protected]


Quote:
Ms [email protected]

Good morning. I apologize for Jack failing to send you the application, he sometimes gets preoccupied with other matters and forgets to do things. I think you would do nicely as an agent in our company, so I have attached a link to our agent application.

Please return it to me as soon as you can so that we can proceed. I have a few clients very interested in having you represent them and their product.

As i said previous, I am very excited that you have decided to join us.

Pat


Quote:
Dear Ms. Cr0kin,

Goodmorning and trusting you are well, thank you for attaching the "agent application" for me.
How do you mean or/ what is it that made you think that I will do nicely as your agent?
What is the specialty of your company? Kindly brief on activites of your company

Thank you and God bless,
Ms.


the lazy git obviously hasn't taken a look our website. Mad

Quote:
Ms [email protected]

I apologize if i assumed something wrongly. I took your statement "my goals are to represent my client's interest to the best of my ability" to mean that you were looking for an agent position with our company.

Our agents represent our clients by providing them ideas and preliminary photo layouts of how you think their products could be advertised. it sounds much more daunting then it is, but it is a very rewarding position.

I hope I did not offend you with my presumptions. Would you be more interested to become a product model? the benefits and money potential are a bit lower, but it is also a very rewarding position.

Please let me know your thoughts.

Pat


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

JohnK has promised that he'll send the medical expenses claim form tomorrow. I hope he's attached enough proof of his injuries (i.e., photographs).

Lad wrote:
Sir
how are you and the entire members of m00seknuckle/ i have been able to sort out the claims and i will be sending it tomorrow, i just want to make sure the office is seated and action has to be taken because this year i dont want to waste any single minute without archiving results.
Sir please give me all the neccessary encouragement your prayers too for me is required.
thanks
John

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great work Very Happy I´m glad to see how much your advanced MM paraphernalia help to convincing them and not only to stretch it out but also to get substantial trophies and more and more belief and enthusiasm for modeling Very Happy
(Every scammer should get this chance!)

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very good call Frumpy. Very Happy He was so relieved to hear that he didn't have to get all his underlings to sign the contract. That would have been too much work for him. Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This from Jik (Dec 22):
Quote:
Randall,
If i am anything or would be in future with m00seknuckle it is thru God,s favour and your asistance too,But i am surprise that recently you started changing as if something is up.
Any way in my life experience i have found out that human being are bound to change but lets be changing for better as long as trust reings.
Jack had been too wonderful a man i can not afford to loose in a hurry, He cares and he is filled with administrative stategies that can give his firm success, i will work for him and i am happy to.
You refused calling me to enquire about my condition why?
Happy xmas Randall
John

Don´t you like to hear that? ;D

Sent him (and some others) this:
Quote:
Dear Applicant,

A new year has started with full of chances. Since our bookkeeping is done now, let´s focus on M00seknuckle´s and your future, agreed? We have not lost anything, since the 5imba expenses can be deducted from the taxes, we have talked to the revenue men and it seems all is well that ends well.

So let´s not talk about what the modeling world can do for you but what we together can achieve in 2009.

Regards, RandaII

Inspired by the president´s speech on New Year´s Eve Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I cannot believe this Very Happy Anthony the mugu (and his team of 9) must have spent the whole December 25th and 26th scanning FIRST 9 sets of 10 form pages each AND on the second day, a new set. Makes 180 sheets in toto ! (not counting the many duplicates)

Quote:
pleas work on this present list of New Model sent to your Box.

Dear Sir

How are you today. This is to inform you that l have corrected the whole mistakes.This is how it goes:

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

In total they are 9,in number 7 females and 2 males.


please sir overlook the preious list of new model, work on this present list, that is the correct ones.l corrected this today 26/12/2008.
l sent the same list to Mr.RandaII.

Thanks
God Bless
Anthony

Shocked I don´t know if i / we should post them all, it´s plainly insane. However, the photo ones and the goat - human - relationship essays need to be publicized here Very Happy (later, sometime tomorrow)
What an insane amount of form sheets. They will tear Anthony to pieces, or take a knife and make him to a real "Becky"

Whatever, he offers 9 and himself, and Solomon 4 and himself. As for a potential safari plan, the Otterfan idea of 15 people arguing in front of the Novotel is just too beautiful Very Happy I am giving away an entire box of Frumpy Body Lotion for them !
As for now, sent him this :
Quote:
Dear Applicant,

A new year has started with full of chances. Since our bookkeeping is done now, let´s focus on M00seknuckle´s and your future, agreed?

So let´s talk about what the modeling world can do for you and what we together can achieve in 2009.

We are currently still in negotiations with our potential customers, offering them your models´ services, and I think we will have some pleasant news for you further next week.

Regards, RandaII

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Definitely post the human-goat essays! There are some interesting insights into the home life of our lads and ladettes with respect to domestic goatly matters.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jik (= John K.), who is a little late with the forms you´ve made just for him (and for everybody else who sprains an ankle while on safari), here he is :

http://members.419eater.com/~frumpybb/Music/MM_Jik_wife.WAV

He was home this time. His wife yielled at me "don´t go away, wait wait", then he appeared after 40 seconds. He says he had no money for forms, but then he promised to do them tomorrow. His injuries are better now Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here are the picture- and goat-essay-related parts of Anthony Becky´s nine friends´ forms Very Happy (the so-called "new" sets, whom we have to work with). Very Happy
Actually, I think this would be a nice real life job, too. We would only need some little millions to start with, some contacts, some PR, some customers, some experience, some photo sets, some ideas about what we are actually doing, aah, and possibly NOT invite just scammers as models Very Happy:
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Emmanual returns the employment contract, the lazy turd didn't even sign it. Mad

Quote:
EMPLOYMENT AGREEMENT
Employment Agreement, between _M00seknuckle Enterprises LLC______ (the "Company") and [email protected] 0sezuwa Akhil0men (the "Employee").

1. For good consideration, the Company employs the Employee on the following terms and conditions.

2. Term of Employment. Subject to the provisions stated below this agreement will begin on _ 19th January 2009 .

3. Salary. The Company shall pay Employee a salary based on 15% commission for the services of the Employee. Commission is paid at quarterly intervals only, with no exceptions. In no event will monies be distributed outside of the quarterly pay period.

4. Duties and Position. The Company hires the Employee in the capacity of Model Recruitment Agent. As an employee, your duties include but are not limited to, scouting for potential models, assigning models specific duties as requested by the company, completing assigned contracts on time and other duties as assigned by the officers of the company.

5. Employee to Devote Full Time to Company. the Employee will devote full time, attention, and energies to the business of the Company, and, during this employment, will not engage in any other business activity, regardless of whether such activity is pursued for profit, gain, or other pecuniary advantage.

6. Confidentiality of Proprietary Information. Employee agrees, during or after the term of this employment, not to reveal confidential information, or trade secrets to any person, firm, corporation, or entity. Should Employee reveal or threaten to reveal this information, the Company shall be entitled to an injunction restraining the Employee from disclosing same, or from rendering any services to any entity to whom said information has been or is threatened to be disclosed, the right to secure an injunction is not exclusive.

7. Reimbursement of Expenses. The Employee may incur reasonable expenses for furthering the Company's business, including expenses for entertainment, travel, and similar items. The Company shall reimburse Employee for all business expenses after the Employee presents an itemized account of expenditures, pursuant to Company policy.

8. Vacation. The Employee is not entitled to compensation for vacations or days lost due to illness.

9. Disability. In the event that the Employee cannot perform the duties because of illness or incapacity, the Employee will be terminated and any further compensation will be forfeited. And the Company's obligations under this agreement will cease on that date.

10. Termination of Agreement. Without cause, the Company may terminate this agreement at any time
11. Death Benefit. Should Employee die during the term of employment, the Company will retain any outstanding funds due.

12. Restriction on Post Employment Compensation. The Employee shall not control, consult to or be employed by any business similar to that conducted by the company, either by soliciting any of its accounts or by operating within Employer's general trading area.

13. Assistance in Litigation. Employee shall upon reasonable notice, furnish such information and proper assistance to the Company as it may reasonably require in connection with any litigation in which it is, or may become, a party either during or after employment.

14. Effect of Prior Agreements. This Agreement supersedes any prior agreement between the Company or any predecessor of the Company and the Employee.

15. Settlement by Arbitration. Any claim or controversy that arises out of or relates to this agreement, or the breach of it, shall be settled by arbitration.
16. Limited Effect of Waiver by Company. Should Company waive breach of any provision of this agreement by the Employee, that waiver will not operate or be construed as a waiver of further breach by the Employee.

17. Severability. If, for any reason, any provision of this agreement is held invalid, all other provisions of this agreement shall remain in effect.
18. Assumption of Agreement by Company's Successors and Assignees. The Company's rights and obligations under this agreement will inure to the benefit and be binding upon the Company's successors and assignees.

19. Oral Modifications Not Binding. This instrument is the entire agreement of the Company and the Employee. Oral changes have no effect. It may be altered only by a written agreement signed by the party against whom enforcement of any waiver, change, modification, extension, or discharge is sought.


Signed this___ 10th __ day of ____january_________________ 20___09_.
__E.O.Akhil0men________________ Employee.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For 'vagina size' you should have put 'big' 'large' or 'very large'.



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