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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

who made him do frog jumps for 40 minutes?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got the same Jik email sent to... 62.56.141.187 Satellite Provide

I can´t express how f# ing angry I am. So close to hat no. 10...

Without Readnotify, there is only one thing to do:

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Dear applicant,

What a fantastic story. It seems I was underestimating your abilities and your determination.

We can still straighten things out. Nothing is lost yet, nobody is harmed.

Give me a working Nigerian phone number of yours and let´s discuss on how to proceed.

PS. I have a problem with your email provider, I found your email in my spam folder. Can you reply from a different address, or different cafe, next? Thank you.

Regards, Randall

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

mewing_ghecko wrote:
who made him do frog jumps for 40 minutes?


The security guards at the bank, I assume. He had a bit of a confrontation with them as he tried to get in to the bank. On the previous page there's an email from him that says they took our fake papers from him and sent him on his way after some punishment.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Are "frog hops" sit-ups then, done horizontally, moving forward? :-O
Oh my...reminds me of my most dreaded P.E. exercises. The Abuja bank security personell must be former military. Cool
So instead of an arrest, they rather let the security do their games with him? Shocked
Or isn´t rather a cheap lie to direct the loot over to Warri? The "look what hardships I´ve been through - now pay immediately!" - tour?
Well, what else can it be? Or it can just be both either.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

John K is still interested, but I suspect it's because I mentioned money. But still... he won't get any closer to it until he's provided photographic proof of his injuries.

Lad wrote:
Dear Jack,
God bless you sir for your concern, i and my family apreciates your kind of gesture, I will appreciate your finacial support and all members of m00seknuckles cares we are going somewhere by the grace of God
send me the short claim paper sir it will help me a lot most important i need a mobile phone for links to you easily,
i say it again put me thru to my job send to me manuals and prospectus to educate me more i have not heard from monalissa and clinton but i believe they have no option than forging ahead though they still waste some money transport from Abidjan to Ghana border that is just my fear but i hope to convince them that the job is genuine they are almost doubting me,for my health i am recovering speedily,
we did not see any E ticket so explain more about this to me sir Until i hear from you soon
John

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Peter update.

Jack wrote:
Dear Peter,

My heart is so heavy and I am feeling so bad about all of this. I almost wept when I read about what you went through in Abuja. No person should have to suffer like that. And with everything that is going on over here, Emily stealing all of my company's money, I am feeling the lowest that I have ever felt. She has ruined so much, brought so much misery to us both. You physically, and me financially (and emotionally when I hear of your hardships).

But Peter, I must come clean with you on a small matter. I am unsure whether you are telling me the truth. I'm not saying you are lying. What I am saying is that I have a small doubt that must be cleared up. I will tell you why, and please do not deny the facts that I present here, okay?

A few weeks ago, I found---quite accidentally---that you had been associated with the scamming community that is rife in Nigeria. I have seen emails and what you guys call your "formats" that trace back to you. This saddened me at first. But then I realized that perhaps you had no choice back then, and now you were really trying to put that terrible life behind you by starting afresh with M00seknuckle Modeling. If this is so, then I have a big admiration and respect for your decision to turn your back on those ways.

However, with this new thing involving Emily..... I'm having doubts. You might be involved with Emily's plans, you might be working with her, I just don't know. If you are, then perhaps you made up all of these stories just to make me feel sorry for you. Then your request for $500 dollars? Could that be a last laugh that you and Emily are having on me? "Haha, stupid idiot Jack, even when he's lost his company we can still steal money from him!!" Is that it? I hope to God almighty that it is not. I hope with all my heart that these doubts I have are completely wrong.

I need proof, Peter. I want you to reassure me and provide some evidence (not just your say-so) that you have put the scamming life behind you and that what took place in Abuja really happened. Can you do this? Can you put all of the doubts I have to rest by proving 100% that it is both you and me who have been tricked by Emily, and that you had no part in my desperate state now? I hope and pray that you can. Prove to me that you are innocent of this scam (I don't care about your previous life, if you have walked away from it)... prove to me that you are innocent and I will move heaven and earth to help you.

hoping,

Jack


Lad wrote:
Hello Jack,
the email you send to me makes me feel so bad and I realise that you are doubtful of me in all ways, let me make one clear to you here i did not recieve any cent from emily and i do not even know her. but for you to be asking me if i am in collision with emily makes feel so sad too, only God know how I was insulted and the punishment I recieve in Abuja due to the fake and furged transfer slip emily sent to me to claim my fund, I want to clearify myself to you that i di not have anything with emily to dupe your company God bear me witness of that, I am the one funding all the assignment with my money and i have not recieve a cent from your Company. I ask for a favour from you of $500 does that make me look like i am trying to scam you...... all my details are with you and my picture is with you too one day if you want to see me live, then you be able to locate me anytime, and i am not hiding anything from you. I need an urgent assistance from you that was why i asked of that amount from you and i am expecting it from you. I am waiting for you.

Regards
Peter


He then forwards a few of the emails that he had received from Emily showing the fake transfer slip and instructions, etc.

Lad wrote:
Hello Jack,

have you been able to look at all the mail i forwarded? after the meeting iin Benin she send me this first one and i said i want it in a bank account so she ask for one and i provided it to her..she was lying that the bank want this and that....and at the end she furged an email claiming that is the bank just to delay the transfer but what i was thinking is that Emily never like me i say that because when it comes to my case she was always having excuses either this or that i was tired of her for a long time but because you always say she the company's accountant i have to listen to you and besides i'm just new in the company i shouldn't be judging who is good or not this early so i kept myself waiting which later took me to abuja..i want you to know that Emily never had contact with any bank here she was just lying to put me into trouble....okay i told her to give me a name to ask off since the security would not allow me in thee she dissapered up to this moment.

look jack i know you have so many things in mind right now may that why you are doubting me..i sold my mobile phone in Lagos to enable me get home after the fiascle in Benin..look alot of things has happen is just that i alway put my past behind me and looking up to tomorrow that my life..

My present state now is messed up i need something to be doing that why when i had a chance from your company i was very very pleased that God had finally helped me, so no matter what the situations is now we have to run along me and you.....please help me to start up something for my self so that people would not start laughing at me, i don't have any other place to go things are very hard on me now everything, we can still move ahead..please be my saviour as i have always thougth..

What about the other staffs are they with emily too?

please jack, i understand the situation now but i am just living..i don't have anything as at now pls be kind and i will never forget you all my life.

HELP ME JACK HELP ME.
Peter.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

what a whiner.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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My present state now is messed up
Very Happy Sweet. Laughing
He's experiencing a good taste of his own bad medicine.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jack wrote:
Dear Peter,

Here's my situation. Please don't think that I 100% believe you're involved with Emily. It's more like I 90% believe you are innocent but there's 10% of my thoughts are saying "He might be involved... ?" Do you see? I need to make that 10% silent, I need to remove those thoughts.

Anyway, my situation right now with you is as follows. I've known about your attempts at scamming for the past two weeks. Like I said, I found this out accidentally and I didn't go looking for it. It shocked me, but I then changed from shock into admiration that you were trying to leave that criminal world and instead were looking for a proper career. I was impressed enough to be able to keep quiet and ignore your scamming past for those two weeks. But when this thing with Emily happened, you can see how that knowledge about your past came back to me and I am finding it hard to ignore. This is not an accusation. It's a report about what I am thinking, among all the other horrible stuff that's flying around my thoughts.

Now, we all know Emily sent fake payments, fake receipts, fake everything. I'm even wondering if her name really was actually Emily. Emily's guilt is not in question, and I agree with you about the emails you forwarded. Now that I know she is a criminal, when I look at the receipts you forwarded, I can see that they are forgeries. Good ones, but still forgeries.

The question that isn't answered yet, for me, is: Has Peter put his scamming past behind him? That's the question that won't go away. I lay awake most of last night, wondering about all of the things that have happened over the past three months, trying to find any definite proof that you have or haven't walked away completely from the 419 email crimes that I found you were once doing. That's what my problem is right now. I hope you can understand and help me put my mind at rest.

As for the other staff... I think they are not connected to Emily in this. At least, they have not been taken in for questioning and none of them have had any of their accounts examined, as far as I know. What I do know is that the future of M00seknuckle Modeling is not looking good. In this business, it's all about reputation. As soon as this news gets out to the wider fashion community, our name will be cursed and no one will want to do business with the company. I will have to tell over 100 people that they don't have a job now. I'm not looking forward to that task.

Jack


Lad wrote:
i am totally confused with your 10% unsure of me.
why are you accusing me? i never beleive you could easily change like this..your attitude right is making is me sick..common jack!..ever since you knew me does my mails look like a scam mail? i am not a 419 and i will never be a 419 no matter what comes..
That i need help to treat myself should not brought us trouble....

i am very striaght with you just understand that...
we can still move forward.
i still want to work for you..but if you feel you can't God will not forsake me!

wrried,
peter

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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i am not a 419 and i will never be a 419



oh, what's one of the first lad rules? oh yes, lads lie.

find the most dangerous neighborhood in benin city and send him there to meet our field agent and collect his money.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Impressive.
Do we have a "Employee of 2008" medal?

- Randy has not received any email, let alone redone form sheets, today, so he´ll be doing what he does best, inviting 800 people a day who surely all have modeling talent. Despite our MM crisis, let´s look positive into 2009. We may just as well find new sponsors and customers.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Safari Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Email from Jik, with a Nigerian phone number :
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Randall,
Thanks for you peoples concern towards me i am gratefull in all things, my mobile phone was lost during the period of the accident here is my wifes own number you can always get me thru +234 807xxxx YOU CAN CALL ANYTIME SIR
John

Woohoo! Wonderful! Email is 62.56.141.187 Satellite Provider again but the Nigerian number at last proves he has not only travelled from Ivory Coast to Benin but even through Benin, til Nigeria Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A clearer account of the actual travelling of this lad, who now is in Nigeria after all, would be good. So I sent him this:
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Dear applicant,

We will see what we can do.

Do I understand this right, you were on a business trip from Cote d´ Ivoire to Nigeria anyway and while on the road, decided to visit the N0v0tel Hotel place at the time you just happened to pass by? This way it is not a miracle at all that you could not enter the S´ Safari bus and attend the show!

Give us a more thorough account of what happened, please.

Regards, Randall

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

John K.

Lad wrote:
Sir
Good day to you and how are things generally. i sent a reply to your last mail i just want to find out if it got to you/
Sir how dare Randa11 can not believe me if i hear from you i will send the ticket i used from Abidjan to cotonu and my doctors report and any other prove needed call monalissa or clinton too
John


Jack wrote:
Dear John,

It's good to hear from you again.

I'm not sure what you mean with Randa11 not believing you. I'll ask him on Monday, anyway.

I've been waiting for the our insurance people to send me the medical claim form for you to complete so I can reimburse your medical expenses. I think they're taking their time because Christmas is so near and, well, it's just an excuse to go easy. Don't worry, though! If it hasn't arrived by the time we close the office next week for the short Christmas break, I'll get angry with them and demand that they do something quickly about it.

Are you recovering well, John? What sort of injuries did you suffer? I really hope it wasn't too serious. No broken bones, I hope? I know how painful they can be.

Anyway, I will let you know as soon as the claim forms arrive and I'll pass them straight on to you.

best wishes,

Jack

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

More John K.

Lad wrote:
Sir
Thanks for your concern i had no bone broke but dislocation on my kneess, kneck as i landed on the mainroad, it gave me eries of pains and feverish condition but thank God for the doctor the fever had gone but the pains are mil now i am recovering fast,
Sir there is a show going on in Nigeria soon the most prettiest girl contest, can i do anything for ooseknuckle there how and what result would you expect from me in such a contest/
Please sir i am burning with curiosity to do something tangible for m00seknucle i want to prove myself.
be fast sir about all lets get going i repeat i want to prove my capabilities to you if only you will enpower me sir.
waiting, for the insurance medical form or do i send the medical report, my ticket to cotonu and what else would the company need,
Sir i want to give you a call send to me your phone number .
John


A lad who's offering to work? No, you can't have him, he's ours, keep off!!!

Jack wrote:
Dear John,

I'm very glad that your fever has gone. I am sorry that you are still feeling some pains from the injuries. I really do feel slightly responsible for that.

I would hate to pressure you into doing work for us at the moment, John, but if you really feel that you are fit enough then your offer to attend the beauty pageant is very much appreciated. Would be able to take photographs of the contestants? Perhaps their names, too, so we can possibly ear-mark them as potential models? If you do take a camera, just be careful where and how you photograph any of the girls. Some shows have strict "no cameras allowed" areas and I would hate for you to get into trouble. But please remember that I am not expecting you to do this; only if you really feel well enough to tackle it. You're still recovering!

As for what you need for the claim form, I can't say until it arrives. I expect everything you mentioned will help to prove your case (insurance companies are very suspicious of all claims, I've found in my experience, and flooding them with evidence is always a good idea), but what they will demand is not known yet. This is the first time we've had to make this kind of claim from them, so it's a learning experience for me, too!

I'll try to phone you some time over the next two days. As I said earlier, it's a busy time for us right now and I'm having to work 24 hours a day. But I will make some time for you soon and call you on the phone.

keep well,

Jack


Lad wrote:
Sir
It,s encouraging you cares i can manage as i want to really get involved in the show, Dont worry God will aid me but please if there are things needed to prove i am representing a firm like id card or what have you?Do get them across to me imidiately this is a big show we might be lucky to get some goodies out of it sir.
Such shows you must prove where you are from or get ready to pay the gate fees.
speak more about what i am suppose to do i will surely find my way in. but how about the automatic camera which i will use? or in alternative i will need the assistant of other photographers who i must pay some money i will aswell get most of the contestants interviewed. pick their informations and profiles, How about that?
This is the current phone number where you can reach me too i gave Randall my wifes number this also is my sisters number +234 80 99 99 99 99 you are free to call me any time of the day.
Keep keeping good sir.
John


I did a very quick search for any upcoming beauty contest in Nigeria but couldn't find much in the first page of results. Maybe I'm just useless at searching or, maybe, who knows, this might be a way to extract some more money (fees for hiring the photographer/equipment, cost of entry, travel, etc).

Jack wrote:
John!

A quick reply from you, how delightful!

What are the details of the beauty contest? I mean, when is it being held, and where, and so on? We don't normally send scouts to such events because what we've found is that most of the girls there already have agents, at least at the high end, so it's often a lot of money paid out and we get very little in return. As a result, we don't take much notice of such events these days. At least not on a professional basis. This is another reason why I am reluctant to say that you should definitely go. I don't think I could persuade the other managers (especially the finance director) to approve any payments for such a venture. It simply isn't a worthwhile investment, as far as they are concerned. Which means that you would be attending on your own initiative even though privately I would be supporting your decision.
If you require an ID card, then I would need a passport-style photograph from you. Can you send one of those in time?

Sorry, I must sound totally disorganized and clueless about your idea! The truth is that you've caught me at a busy period and while your idea is great if you wish to do it, it's quite sudden for me... some more warning would mean that I could have gotten everything arranged for you.

But don't let this put you off! I think it's a great idea, and it will show the other managers here that you are very keen and have some great ideas, that you're not content to simply sit around.

stay well

Jack


Lad wrote:
Sir,
i will send you my passport on monday but don,t worry i will find out the date and by then i know i will be alright i really want to prove myself but secretly i will always need your support a three can not make a forest.
John.


That's correct. A three makes a crowd, as the saying goes.


EDIT TO ADD: These emails have confirmed the safari (Cote d'Ivoire => Nigeria) for definite with an IP of 41.219.247.32 (Lagos, Nigeria).

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TRY AND UNDERSTAND
13:19 (Vor 7 Stunden)

Randall,
It is a pity you cannot believe just an ordinary truth, I, CIinton and m0nalissa left Abidjan together by road as we wouldnot afford the flight, We were supposed to arrive Cotonu for two days, unfortunately, we got to Ghana only to find out Ghana boarder was closed for her fourthcoming election, there we were stranded and don,t know what to do.
Three of us agreed as we were informed there was a short bush part where motor cycle riders could take us to Togo where we could find our way to Cotonu but considering the fare again and the tippings of the police men there we all agreed let only me goes while they would go back to Abidjan, on that note i took off the journey to Cotonu and got to le n0vatel hotel to the shock of my life the gatemen told me nothing like that is goin on, shock number two i became confused as it was almost night i started wondering were to go from there i started trying the numbers in the hotel booking leaflet but none went i dont know again but i rembered i was crossing the road to the other side i didnt know when i ran into a moving motor cycle, from cotonu the next day with the help of a pastor i came back to Nigeria and my people rushed me to the hospital.
During this period i lost my luggage and mobile phone
which now made it impossible for me to link up with monallisa and clinton.
To be sincere i suffered a great lost in trying to meet up with the date. and thank God the ticket we used for that trip is with me the hospital where i was admitted is another proof, i can still send those things to you for more enquiries.
Randall, why must i tell you lies/ i have not collected money or anything from m00seknucle that will make me to lie i know it was a great loss to your company but consider us too. if i had died in pursuing this cause so you will still not believe me that i died to meet up with my appointment with m00seknucle/
Call m0nalissa or cIinton and ask them what happened.
please if you people are not ready to reconsider us after all these trouble please let me know so that we could get along i will still want to work with you to prove to you my kind of person i am thirty five years old married with children i repeat i can never lie for the sake of money i would rather work for it and God will bless me.
Stop thinking otherwise untill you meet face to face with me you will believe that of a truth we still have some responsible men on earth.
Randall please for christ sake i expected you to be sorry for me considering the spirit in which i have been following m00seknuckle. I am sorry too for the great money lost for our bookings and all but it is no ones fault afterall we are the people loosing.
John
Send me a phone number wherte i can call you, i sent you a number call me sir.

Wow. What an adventure! And we, sitting here waiting for emails, thought that weekend was a safari failure Very Happy
Ha! If he knew what I had undergone to get my first paparrazzi pics! I think I´m going to write an according story...

EDIT to add : my reply. Just to show him what the real M00seknuckle spirit is all about. You have to believe in it Very Happy
Quote:
Dear applicant,

Do not worry about M00seknuckle not wanting to rely on you any more in future. I can assure you this is not the case.

In fact, let me tell you the truth, you remind me a lot of me when I started up in this profitable, but not risky free business. I think it was in 1995 or 1996, I was just equipped by Gala with a new photographic set after my first successful shots I had done at a small Bruxelles modeling stage. I was entering the gardens of the Palais Het L00 in the city Apeld00rn, in a clandestine way, and while trying to get some much sought after photos of the Royal Family of The Netherlands and their Christmas preparations.

It was a failure then. I was preparing to spend the night in the crown of a large oak but around 1 AM a watchdog spotted me and I had to spend the rest of the week in prison, seperated from my family.

However, my then employers BELIEVED in me. Do you understand? I was DETERMINED to get ahead in life. I come from a rural background, I was the first one in my family to successfully make it through college, i knew I just neeed a good opportunity. So I started freelance. Then I was able to open an own studio. Now that I work for D 23 and, later, M00seknuckle exclusively, I can take full advantage of their business contacts, facilities and extravaganzas they are planning around the world.You can understand we need a massive network of locally renowned agents to be able to hold all threads together.

It is you I am having a good feeling with. Now just do your best you can to convince Jack of your true values, and a new chance might be just around the corner.

Anything is possible.

Regards, Randall

Thanks to JBG180 for some Dutch Royal family background knowledge!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just called him. 2 minutes again only, since usually I don´t know what to say for more than absolutely necessary, and from their POV, it´s mostly to make sure we are "real", anyway Smile
Hinted at the nice plans we are having for January.

Called Jik : http://www.archive.org/details/MmCallToANigerianScammer

EDIT Somehow, the automatic file reformatting does not work properly in this case. You can download it as wav but you can´t play it in the archive.org internal player as mp3, neither listen to it as m3u-stream. Sad

So it´s here just as well : Jik : http://media.putfile.com/MM_jik

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

DOH!!!!! Couldn't get it to play Crying or Very sad

But I have to say, I'm so in awe of the who M00seknuck1e thread. Utterly amazed. You guys rule


bow_down clapping bow_down clapping Oh and just for the frog jump (which I was crap at in high school) jump_4_joy Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for your words, IC Very Happy mewing_ghecko´s company aims to please!

Try Jik from here : http://members.419eater.com/~frumpybb/Music/MM_jik.WAV

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

THAT worked!!! Thank you MG's company DID please (me)

And I lurve Jack's accent...

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Nice call, Frumpy. Laughing The lad was soooo excited! Laughing

And I'm amazed at that phony accent you got there. You got it down pat! Wink Smile

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Just called Jik again together with Wayne. His (the lad´s) wife took the phone, said "he´s not there" and hung up ! Surprised

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By the way, a quick search of Jik´s full email addy reveals that our 35 year old married man (whose wife turned me down on the phone!), terribly injured, yet very passionate about working for MM, is a man of many faces -
in fact, on a Mumbai networking site, he is a female orphan :

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“ MY NAME IS . A NINETEEN YEARS OLD GIRL IN SEARCH OF WHO WILL HELP ME INVEST MY MONEY AND DIRECT ME IN LIFE AS I AM AN ORPHAN? if you can help me; get back to me with your contact and phone numbers.
sonia ”

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Safari Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Safari Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Safari Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
Safari x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
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The medical claim form for John K/Jik is ready and will be sent tomorrow. With any luck, we'll get some gruesome pictures of his injuries and an even more detailed account of what happened before, during, and after.

In the meantime, Jack sends him this as a follow-up to the phone call.

Jack wrote:
Dear John,

How are you faring? It was good to hear your voice at last, I must say! I hope you can understand my accent okay.

Good news, I hope. I have just received an automated reply from the insurance company saying that my request for a medical claim for has been received and I will receive a reply from one of their agents tomorrow morning.

I will send the form on to you as soon as I have it.

In the meantime, I attach a short promotional brochure about M00seknuckle Modeling. It's what we send out to people who are interested in working for us but have only just contacted us, so it doesn't apply directly to you, but you can still read it and get an idea about the company.

I'm looking forward to getting whatever info you have about the upcoming beauty contest over there. It's been a long time since I was uptodate with all of those events. As I said, we used to take an interest in them, hoping to grab a few promising girls for the company, but we rarely came back with many. Maybe it's changed since those days, as that was a few years ago now. Brings back memories, good and bad!

take care, and get well soon!

Jack


I've been a busy Otter today and not only created the medical claim form for him but also a short MM promotional brochure. Some quick reading material for him while he's recovering.
EDIT: The "M00se" version can be found here: <http://members.419eater.com/~otterfan/MMBrochure2.pdf>
(I only just remembered about masking the searchable text in the PDF).

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

when I get back to class in february, we're going to be studying marketing and branding as part of our dilpoma in Multimedia.

With permission of course, I'd love to show the entire class the PDF as well as the forum. It's think it's an excellent form of branding, a fictional M0de11ing agensee...

Something for me to aspire to perhaps...

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