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Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:50 pm

A big surprise in Pat's email box arrived from Armstr0ng. You remember him, right, and the Great Rabid Monkey Incident at 55C Benin? Well, he didn't like Pat's offer of future employment opportunities sent about a month ago. This was sent in the biggest and boldest font ever seen by man or beast. Smile

Quote:

from Amstr0ng
to Patricia
date Fri, Dec 4, 2009
subject Re: What are you going on about?

FOOLISH MOOSECHUCKLE AND STAFF, FOOLISH EMILY< FOOLISH JACK, FOOLISH EVERYBODY,
THE SECURITY IS LOOKING FOR YOU NOW, I LEARN YOU ARE BODY EATER< BASTARD HUMAN

Has he been reading all about how famous he is? If so, I hope he comes back to read Frumpy's little crocodile story. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:51 pm

About Randy´s Little Crocodile story, you are all too kind, it was hardly brilliant, it was a number 1 childrens´ song in Germany and numerous other countries including the UK, vide : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3FG4EOgyU

Quote:

Title : Schnappi das kleine Krokodil (English)
-----------------
I am Schnappi the little crocodile.
I come from Egypt, it lies right on the Nile.
At first I lay in an egg,
Then I schni- schna- snap myself free.

Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

I am Schnappi the little crocodile,
I have sharp teeth and they are quiet pretty.
I hog what I can snap,
Yes I snap because I can do it so well.

Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

I am Schnappi the little crocodile,
I like to snap, it's my favorite game.
I creep onto my mommy,
And show her how I can snap.

Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

I am Schnappi the little crocodile,
And because I'm snapping I don't get there very much.
I briefly bite into my dad's leg,
And then I easily shrink.

Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (Snap)
Schni Schna Schnappi (Yes)
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (Snap)
Schni Schna Schnappi (Mhmm)
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (Yes)
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi (Hmm) Schnappi Schnapp

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:58 pm

Cute video, Frumpy. I never heard it, but it was well played by you. My next email will start "Dearest Schnappi, Have you caught the fly yet?" Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:31 pm

^^^

Quote:

I LEARN YOU ARE BODY EATER

Somewhere I read (Anne Rice Vampire Chronicles)that there was a tribe in Africa/Egypt that had a ritual of eating some parts of their departed relatives, for some importat religious reasons. They were very powerful sorcerors.

Thought I should share. Embarassed

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:57 pm

Thanks for the info, devil_woman. I may look that one up. Could come in handy. We'll try to see just what he means by that.
Smile

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 3:20 am

Update. Joy is trying everything to get the cash from En1tan.

Quote:

Re: You meet me ok I have your money now

From:
"J0y & P@tners Ass0ciate"
To:
"En1tan"
Date:
Fri, 4 Dec 2009

I was too busy today that is why I checked my mail very late so I will advice
you to go back to your place with the money and send it to me via moneygram
in 4 part that is 5000 Every day I will be able to pick it up as long as it is done on
my name after all I have a friend that works with the Moneygramm and I did
picked cash from them today on my name so as you send it and send me the
transfer information I can be able to pick it.

J0y.

Grrr!

En1tan can not do that or he will be fired from good job ok.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 3:43 pm

En1tan knows just who to give the money to, if she's not interested. The clock is ticking, joy. Smile

Quote:

Re: You meet me ok I have your money now

From:
"En1tan"
To:
"J0y & P@tners Ass0ciate"
Date:
Sat, 5 Dec 2009 5:23 AM (< 1 min ago)

J0y S@nk0h
I can not take money so big over border unless I hide it in socks an they not check socks. I not risk job an life ok.
You know I can not do Moneygramm payment ok. Moneygramm is full of thieves an Western Union too.
You not listen to me about only safe ways. First you not want to meet me then you not want bank transfr
to your account. I contact Dr O's 0rphanage and motherless babies home in Aba an give them money for
school an foods instead ok. I get to border later in week I have woman an man in Benin city an Okene before I go
home I see. Before I leave here I can send you money to your account Monday or if I not hear from you like before
I go see Dr O he says to come quickly because he is going to Abuja for charity conference works. I not carry
your money forever in Nigeria J0y S@nk0h or take home ok. You send bank account number so I do it right an
not lose my job or I give money to Dr O Monday.
En1tan

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:33 am

< Hey! Who put that new tag there? Thanks, I think. Laughing

Update. Speaking of body eaters, I tried calling Armstr0ng tonight, but the idiot had his phones turned off. So i wrote him a note.

Quote:

from Patricia
to Amstr0ng
date Sat, Dec 5, 2009
subject Re: What are you going on about?

Dearest Armstr0ng,

Body eater? Just what the hell is that supposed to mean? Do you think we are
cannibals or something? Well, if you think that, then you are the fool. But if
anyone ever did cook you for dinner, you would most likely taste like chicken,
similar to most reptilians and other creatures of your kind, only horribly rancid
and inedible. You seem to do quite a bit of running around with your head
chopped off like chickens do, too.

Your work with Moosechuckle Modeling was comical looking back , yet sad in a way.
A small boy grows up into another small boy, only evil and without a soul, as he's
sold it for money. His job is stealing money from others on a pc. Sound familiar,
Mr. Armstr0ng? It should, as this is who you are. A damned thief. You, Mr.
Armstr0ng, not us, are not only an inhuman bastard body eater but an innocent's
soul destroyer. So, I take it that in calling us all fools, that you have quit your job
with MM for good? Excellent. You never did a smidgen of real work for us anyway,
lazyass boy. I'll inform the board of your decision, Mr. Armstr0ng. We have found
out that you are a 419 scamming loser, and you are even bad at losing.
Moosechuckle Modeling isn't interested in employing losers like you.

Warmest disregards,
Pat

Body Eaters like me aren't afraid of his fictitious security men. Smile

Joy is real close....

Quote:

Re: You meet me ok I have your money now

From:
"J0y & P@tners Ass0ciate"
To:
"En1tan"
Date:
Sat, 5 Dec 2009

Many people take money to Cotonou from Lagos to buy cars and jeeps is not a
problem so hide it under you paint or stockins then when you get there I will give
account where you will send it so that I will collect it here since the owner is my
brothers friend that lives there. No need to talk much stories since you cant send
it through the way I want I will give account where you will send it if is ok buy you
but the account is in Togo.

J0y.
=====
Re: You meet me ok I have your money now

From:
"En1tan"
To:
"J0y & P@tners Ass0ciate"
Date:
Sat, 5 Dec 2009

J0y S@nk0h
I tell you already I not risk good job and life taking big money hidden ok. I never
do that. I throw money in street first ok. I send money from here in nigeria to Togo
account is ok not WesternUnion Moneygramm or fastcash ok. Must be bank to
bank transfer . Tell me number before Monday morning or I go to Dr O Orphanage
instead. I have no time to waist people wait for me Monday.
En1tan

Come on...one more piggy. Here, piggy, piggy. Smile

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:48 am

Hey, you body eating babe! clapping

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:51 pm

Armstr0ng is so pissed, he stuttered. Laughing

Quote:

from Amstr0ng
to Patricia
date Sun, Dec 6, 2009
subject Re: What are you going on about?

I NEED PHONE NUMBER TO TALK TO PERSON BEFORE I CAN BBELIEVE YOU BASTARD

The verbal slug fest shall continue. I enjoy a nice angry lad. Laughing

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:18 pm

[quote="devil_woman
Somewhere I read (Anne Rice Vampire Chronicles)that there was a tribe in Africa/Egypt that had a ritual of eating some parts of their departed relatives, for some importat religious reasons. They were very powerful sorcerors.

Thought I should share. Embarassed

[/quote]

That would be Queen of the Damned
I had a very different vision, devil_woman, that of the film Section 9, or whatever it's called in English. Apparently the Nigerian gov't complained abut the 'image' Nigeria was given in the film. Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:58 pm

Armstr0ng doesn't BBELIEVE Pat? Maybe this will help? Laughing

Warning: Demented, body eating description.

Quote:

from Patricia
to Amstr0ng
date Sun, Dec 6, 2009
subject Re: What are you going on about?

Dearest Armstr0ng,

What? You don't believe that you would taste like chicken? Ok, try this then:
Start a small woodfire of hardwoods only. Take a knife and cut off your
small, rarely used p*n*s. Don't worry, you won't miss it one bit. Baste the
tiny little thing in olive oil, rosemary, and basil. Skewer Itsy-Bitsy
and hold it seven inches above the fire for 6 minutes, rotating slowly. Put it
on a half of a wheat cracker. Enjoy your half a bite of the shiitiest-tasting,
small boy 419 scammer, ever!

Bon appetite!
Pat

N.B. Randy, Cammie, and I tried to call you last night to discuss the body eating thing,
and your unsuitability to be employed by us.. But being your usual idiot self, you had
both you phones turned off. You never did listen and learn to leave your phones turned
on like I asked to you numerous times.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:07 pm

Nothing from Armstr0ng today. He's probably boiling Itsy-Bitsy right now.
Nothing from joy, either, so she needs reminding.

Quote:

Fwd: Re: Did you get the money to joy?

From:
"En1tan"
To:
"J0y & P@tners Ass0ciate"
Date:
Mon, 7 Dec 2009

J0y S@nk0h
You please tell me information for bank account soon ok. Ms. Cr0k1n wants to know
about your money now. I need to go today fast ok.
En1tan

----- Original message -----
From: "En1tan"
To: "Patricia
Date: Mon, 07 Dec 2009
Subject: Re: Did you get the money to joy?
Ms. Cr01n
Joy not meet me or send me bank informations to send money to her yet.
She talk about other things and I say no to her ok. She should email me today
to tell me what she want to do for money or I do what you say and give all
to charity home. I tell her I have work no time to waist ok. I send her fast
message now ok.
En1tan
--

On Mon, 07 Dec 2009 "Patricia " wrote:
> Dear En1tan,
>
> What is going on with Joy and her money? Did she get it yet?
> Please respond ASAP to me. Thank you.
>
> Warmest regards,
> Pat

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:25 pm

psychicbait wrote:

I had a very different vision, devil_woman, that of the film Section 9, or whatever it's called in English. Apparently the Nigerian gov't complained abut the 'image' Nigeria was given in the film. Very Happy

That's District 9, FWIW.

Nothing much to report. Cammy contacted Toadie:

Quote:

Please confirm your ability to meet your contractual obligations.

Back came this (emphasis added):

Quote:

Thanks,
We are well oblidged to meeting the minimum six top modelling photographs as been sought for within the next notification.
Then I am well impressed to having you well discussed with orally on phone for vital point of references to duty requirements as written acts alone doesn't rapp up this great but exciting opportunity.

If I get this right he's saying he spoke with Cammy - so who the Hel did he speak to?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:49 pm

Quote:

written acts alone doesn't rapp up

Pat will give this idiot a Rapp.
A Rapp on his thick skull. Evil or Very Mad

He's always asking for "oral," so give it to him, Cammy! Smile

He means he wants to talk to her on the phone. Nobody called him.
edit: Give him "oral" in text, i mean.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 10:59 pm

Joy is still playing games.

Quote:

Re: Re: Did you get the money to joy?
From:
"J0y & P@ners Ass0iate"
To:
"En1tan"
Date:
Mon, 7 Dec 2009

I do not believe you or trust this whole thing before I will send you my account
here I want you to only change $1000 out of that money and send it to me
through local Western Union or Moneygramm then i will be sure that am dealing
with human being and not a Ghost.

If not I will still advice you to take that money to Benin and I will send you account of
my friend there that you will pay it into then he will give it to me here.
======
Re: Re: Did you get the money to joy?
rom:
"En1tan"
To:
"J0y & P@tners Ass0ciate"
Date:
Mon, 7 Dec 2009

J0y S@nk0h
You get back to me too late now I must go ok.
En1tan

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:45 pm

Merry Charistmas, Joy! Laughing

Quote:

Fwd: Re: Re: Re: Did you get the money to joy?
From:
"En1tan"
To:
"Joy
Date:
Tue, 8 Dec 2009

J0y S@nk0h
Ms. Cr0k1n tell me not to give money to Dr. O ok and if you not want I keep your money.
Don't woory Joy ok. I put my money now not yours to good uses. Christmas is coming soon.
I can buy all the children in village present now. I say Merry Christmas to you Joy from me an
my family and all the children of K0nk0biri Benin ok.
En1tan
--

----- Original message -----
From: "Patricia
To: "En1tan"
Date: Tue, 8 Dec 2009
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Did you get the money to joy?
Dear En1tan,

Yes, as soon as the client's funds are given to us, I will transfer $1950 into
your bank account. Great work! It's nice having dependable professional
people like you working with us. Keep up the great work, and have a safe
trip home. Say hello to your lovely children for me, En1tan. I miss them.
They are so sweet. Smile

Important! I have found out that Dr. O's Orphanage is a scam! Do not give
Joy's $20,000 to them. He has no children or orphanage at all. If that nutty
woman doesn't want her money in person or through transfer, then you take
it home with you and do anything you want with it. I'm really sick of that
insane woman calling us ghosts and not believing us.
You may deposit the money in the company account and I'll transfer it back
to you if you want me to. Just let me know if you will need me to that favor
for you.

Warmest regards,
Pat

On Tue, Dec 8, 2009 , En1tan wrote:
Ms. Cr0k1n
Joy not give me bank account to send her money. You were right.
She is crazy woman and must be if not want money for her work ok.
I see the clients and all is fine an have contracts signed. Now we need find
Nigeria agent to get models pictures and marketing brochure design ready ok.
When this done we make $65,000 an I get 3%, right because I sign them right?
En1tan
--

----- Original message -----
From: "Joy
To: "En1tan"
Date: Tue, 8 Dec 2009
Subject: Re: Re: Did you get the money to joy?
Whatever you decide but all I know is that for me to believe you or any other
person I want at least $1000 through Moneygram or Western Union that is it.

Joy.

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:07 pm

Quote:

Dear Dr. David Oooooooe,

You can shake it, you can break it, you can hang it on the wall, throw it out the window, atch it 'fore it roll, my jelly, my roll, dear doctor, don't let it fall.
Everybody at M00seknuckle´s have a jelly roll like mine, I lives in town, I, ain't got no brown, I, an' I want it now, my jelly, my roll, dear doctor, don't let it fall. You can snatch it, you can grab it, you can break it, you can twist it any way that I love to get it, I had my right mind since I, I blowed this town, see this assignment with the six (6) photographs is important before Christmas!

Jus' shake it, you can break it, you can hang it on the wall, out the window, catch it 'fore it falls, I ain't got nobody here but me and myself I, stay blue all the time, aw, when the sun goes down we need the six models from Nigeria.

I know I been to town, I, I walked around I, start leavin' town, I, I fool around, my jelly, my roll, dear doctor, don't let it fall!

M00seknuckle Modeling is relying on you, Sir! Just don´t let it fall...

Respectfully, RO

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGsAh2jx6JA
No comment Smile

he will comment. The Toad answers every email.

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:56 am

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:15 pm

Your Singing Emails make Dr. Toad barely tolerable, Frumpy. I thank you for that. Laughing

Meanwhile the sparring match continues between J0y and En1tan. Smile

Quote:

From:
"J0y & P@tners Ass0ciate"
To:
"En1tan"
Date:
Tue, 8 Dec 2009

That is your business is not mine so do whatever you wish with the money
if truly you have the money with you but am 100% sure you do not have a
cent there with you for if you have it you will prove me wrong by sending
me $1000 as I told you.

J0y.
==============
I show you money ok.
From:
"En1tan"
To:
"Joy
Date:
Wed, 9 Dec 2009

J0y S@nk0h
I do better than that ok. I see your 100% sure and raise you 40% sure.
I am 140% sure I have your money all of it. I take this picture today
with
my cell phone camera. Western Union is full of thieves so I think you a
thief
too ok. I find a way to take money over border. I meet some people in
cafe
who will help me do it ok. We will split up the money and then join on
other
side of border. This is so easy money for me I am almost glad that you
are
a crazy woman. Maybe God made us meet so I could take your money for
good of children in K0nk0biri. What do you think? I will tell the
children
presents are from Santa Claus. HoHoHo. They will laugh a lot this
Christmas.
Joy if you think I am a ghost people too then I am The Ghost Of
Christmas Past.
En1tan

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 07 Dec 2009 Posts: 1

...I loved, loved this bait! I do not know how you do it, but keep up the great work! Smile

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:14 pm

You are all too kind Smile

hi and welcome, jpc! We are just being silly here and having fun while doing it. Smile

Quote:

Mr.Randall O,

Good model's photographs should be well worked on before presentations.We are strictly glued to this hardwork.
Then I am been cautious to approach and want while seeking your official postage address.

I had sought for your phone contact number for that stout desired communication all this long while without luck.

We appreciate urgent receipt of the postage address.
My regards.

Dr.David O

This is another opportunity for a slap. Has he never studied our website, which very clearly gives a whole battery of phone numbers plus our official Eater Premium Member Drop Box? Smile

EDIT 15 hours later, I reply this to our mugu:

Quote:

Dear Dr. Oooooooo,

Just for a quick reply, since you seem to be about ready with your first assignment (six models to present to us) :

It is indeed a splendid idea to send us the photographs via DHL, AIIstar or FedEx.

You can find our central contact address in KIamath FaIIs right on our website, as well as a battery of phone numbers. However, my secretary says no person of your name has ever left a voice message, so I have never taken your phone demands seriously.

Respectfully yours, RO

So what´s next? I really hope he asks for money now. He would be great for ASS as he has lots of time and likes to write crap every day Smile

Other than that, he could meet our agent in Cotonou, but this phone-o-phile will ask for a youknowwhat, so I think he was born for ASS and SecSh.

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:31 pm

You guys have been quiet for a couple days. What's up with that?

Dr Oooo is still writing me twice a day. I just wanted to share a snippet of the last long unintelligible note:

Quote:

Five months delay route to the success glory of this venture surmounts to this final updates/caution to you this morning.Be well alerted !!!.

Wow, he cares enough to check to see how long I've been baiting him! It will be 6 months on or around the 22nd. 185 mails and counting! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:51 pm

Cool

is it really that long? The speed of transactions makes the time appear to fly like a turtle dove.

Unless the Doc starts to perform at least anything, I´m going to keep on sending him slightly changed (pronouns etc.) song lyrics. He is too silly to read a postal address from a website.

Quote:

Mr.R O,

We sought for exact contact details to put our models to great form,high expectations and nothing short of such notion.

Your first but initial phone contact to us was based on the authenticity of our phone communication point as well as our address well borne out within my application files to your establishment.

Hoping that our demend receives that same positive spirit response accord from you.

Thanks.

Dr.David O

Sent him this:

Quote:

Dear Dr. Ooooooo,

If we took a thorough look on our website, we would have found our details months ago.
I don´t want to sound impatient but don´t you think you need to speed up on the assignment a bit?
Mrs. Carnrnie is asking me every day and now I have to tell her "The Doctor can´t work yet because he has high expectations in reading our postal address which is publicized on our website" ?

http://mooooooooooo.webs.com/contactus.htm

Scroll down and ye shall be enlightened.

Yours, RO

As to "why aren´t you working?" : Slaphappy, where are you?

EDIT A new mugu.

Quote:

IP: 41.190.88.35

GOOD DAY MR RANDALL

I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL AND ALL THE CONTENTS WHICH I FIND VERY INTERESTING HAVE BEEN NOTED BY ME AND I AM ALSO WILING TO PLAY MY ROLE IN HELPING YOUR AGENCY ACHIEVE ITS IDEAL GOALS IN THIS PART OF AFRICA.

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU REQUIRE FROM ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND WHEN I AM TO OFFICIALLY RESUME MY POSITION. I ASSURE YOU GREAT RESULTS FROM MY PART I CAN GET YOU AS MUCH MODELS YOU NEED JUST MENTION IT. JUST MAIL ME BACK WITH YOUR CONTACT DETAILS SO THAT I WILL CALL YOU AND WE DISCUSS THINGS BETTER.

HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON AND I AM GOING TO START ORGANISING SOME MODELS FOR YOU BOTH MALE AND FEMALE. READY WHEN YOU ARE READY SIR HAVE A NICE DAY.

KINDEST REGARDS

Script sent. It´s time to get some forms done, it´s been so long since I have been able to upload lad time wasting sheets of paper.

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:42 pm

Cammy just wrote to Toadie:

Quote:

We're still waiting for the photographs. You agreed to prompt action, and you still haven't delivered.
Mr 0ldman told me some bafflegab about you not being able to read our address or something. When I asked him to explain he just grinned at me.

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