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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It appears he is in Nottinghamguri now?! Post that email please ooooooo the Pendja1 lobster is getting cold.

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Safari Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Safari Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Safari Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
Safari x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Never fear, microwave is here!

IP Information for 41.211.247.206
IP Location: Nigeria Nigeria Lagos Afrinic
Resolve Host: 206.247.211.41.client206.directonpc.net
IP Address: 41.211.247.206
Blacklist Status: Clear
inetnum: 41.211.240.0 - 41.211.247.255
netname: DIRECTONPC-ISP-NETBLK
descr: IRECTONPC--ISP-NETBLK
country: NG
admin-c: IP1-AFRINIC
tech-c: IP1-AFRINIC
status: ASSIGNED PA
mnt-by: DOPCNG-MNT
source: AFRINIC # Filtered
parent: 41.211.192.0 - 41.211.255.255

Now their emails are coming from Lagos. How interesting. When you read the
below messages, it appears that they sold, not "lost" their phone, in order to
get two bus tickets to Natiting0u. In doing that, they have also expended all
their cash. They don't have enough money for the bus to the park. They are
using a stranger "friend" who has a phone to relay their email messages to us
at the SSC, since they cannot call us. I gave them no number. They apparently
have no money for internet cafe, or do not want to spend what little they have
left to live on now. This a sweet scenario, but I am a bit disappointed that they
didn't reach the park office.
Smile

Quote:
from Amstr0ng
to Patricia
date Fri, Oct 2, 2009
subject Re: Welcome to Benin. I'm so glad you made it.

Pat, I am now in Natiting0u trying to board a bus going to the park,,,I learnt
from people around here that i can¨t go down to pnedjari at this time of the
day, it¨s 12.54 here now, No i board a comercial bus since i am a novice here
so i cant bring my car down here, i dont have anymore cash with me here to
reach the park,
I am here with my secretary at the Natiting0u park, how can
you come and pick us here? tell me now to know what to do, i lost my phone
while i was at Cotonu so please call me on this number now 96xxxxxx its a
friend i just met here that own the phone, i await your call, when do you intend
to leave Benin? please do something fast to pick us up here or do i treck down
to [email protected] [email protected] hotel and wait you there?

Amstr0ng.


Pat waits an hour and a half. Hey, it's a really super lunch! Then this
message hits her box... Laughing

Quote:
from Amstr0ng
to Patricia
date Fri, Oct 2, 2009
subject Re: Welcome to Benin. I'm so glad you made it.

Pat. i still await your message, I am at the cafe now waiting your email, tell
one of your bus to come down to [email protected]@ hotel to pick us down to the camp,
email me before the bus dispatch to pick us up so that i can go and wait at the
hotel.

ACT FAST


Pat is happy that he learned that phrase in MM training program.
She responds 45 min later...what's the rush all about? Laughing

Quote:
from Patricia
to Amstr0ng
date Fri, Oct 2, 2009
subject Re: Welcome to Benin. I'm so glad you made it.

Dear Mr. Armstrong,

Where the hell were you guys at 11AM!!?? The driver was pissed off! I sure
hope this isn't going to become a habit for you two guys. Agents are not
supposed to be late for meetings, you know. That's a sure way to lose your
clients. Luckily for you, I covered for you and said that you were still in
training and were "not quite ready for prime-time." They laughed, and said it
was ok. So, you are off the hook with our client now.

I'm relieved that you got a bit closer to your ultimate goal of reaching here,
but next time seriously, you must show more foresight and plan accordingly.
Running out of money on an important trip and missing your next client will
end up costing you more than just a few dollars for a bus ticket. It can
destroy your career here. You actually came very close to realizing a
perfectly successful trip. I'm sure that this will become a very good lesson
in proper preparation for you.

Boys, did you miss out on an amazing luncheon! We not only had steak and
lobster, but very exotic salads and fruits from around the world. Oh, and
freshly baked pumperknickel bread, zucchini bread with bananas and walnuts,
and the finest Greek pita I've ever tasted! Some friends of Randy's from
T0kwari, Ghana was a guest of his, and [email protected] and Heid1 P0ehler brought their
world-famous Schwartzwalder Kirschtorte and American Apple Pie.
I made sure to save you two a couple of plates of our meal after you didn't
show up here. I have them saved for you in my room.

Well, you are lucky again, as I came back to my room with your meals, and
to take a nice hot shower and maybe take a long nap. I'm exhausted from
all the dancing and drinking and eating! I think I gained 5 pounds, too. That
will HAVE to come off! My clothes are a bit too tight now, and I don't want
the men looking away from me. i have a headache and i need to lie down.

Ok, you guys have a good idea. Go and relax by the nice pool at the [email protected] [email protected]
Hotel. Have a drink or two and a refreshing swim. I'll tell Bernie to send a
shuttle to the [email protected] [email protected] Sit tight and relax. Talk to you later. I'm jumping
into the shower now. Enjoy yourselves. Everything is fine. I got your butts
out of some serious trouble with our management and the client. All is well.

Warmest regards,
Pat


Pat has seen the pool at the hotel on the internet, and it's quite lovely. Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

...and while Pat is in the shower, I´ll steal a piece of cake from her room...

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SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
Safari x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Safari Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Safari Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Safari Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
Safari x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This came in a couple hours ago. It's getting dark there now. Let them enjoy their last fine moment in the sun.

Quote:
from Amstr0ng
to Patricia
date Fri, Oct 2, 2009
subject Re: Welcome to Benin. I'm so glad you made it.

Ok, I will be there waiting for the shuttle, let them come in and check beside
the pool, i have my ID with me, I will leave my name at the receptionist to
know exactly where i am, thanks for the email.


@Frumpy - Time for Randy to have some fun, too. Take it away, and enter, stage right. Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well...errr... Question I´d rather have you coming back.
This just in ten minutes ago:
Quote:
Dear Pat,
I havent see the bus is anything the problem? is getting late that is why i decided to rush down to the cyber cafe and let you know that i havent see the bus yet, please let me know if they will be arriving tonight so that i can find my way out, I will come back to check my email if the bus did not arrive by 10pm, Thanks.
Amstrong.

So another hour waiting it seems....well as you suggested, I´ll model a reply along to our Skype chat from 30 minutes ago...

EDIT Done. With SH´s consent I logged into Pat´s email and wrote this:
Quote:
Dear Mr. Amstrong,

You will be interested to hear more details about the current dinner party you are busy missing right now. Randy has just passed me asking why I am leaving the room again, I told him I do care for you, I want to make things run as smoothly as possible, so while Randy rushes back I am sitting here next to a table light on the laptop once again to confirm you that the sent shuttle bus must be arriving. In fact, it should have arrived a while ago and your correct identification would have provided you safe transport here.
I am having a little dipsy feeling, plus one damn biting lobster that was still alive, I´ve had too much champagne or the rabies. That´s why I am justtaking one pill, the evening has juststarted yet and I look so much forward getting to know you in a few hours so I think I will see you in person before you even read this email.I mean, I did so much for you...now in just hours you´ll be here.
For now I am going to the P3ndjari mobile phychologist now...who by the way is a good Rumba dancer. You can dance Rumba, too, Mr. Amstrong? Rumba is far from being unpopular, we have a great dance band performing Smile

Warmest regards, Pat

I wanted to call the band "The Naija Jug Band" but it might lead to unwanted Google hits. My reply is silly enough anyway but I hope it gives him a "ok" feeling for a little while until we get a notification of two exploded tyres at once ooooooo

EDIT Lad arrives at cafe as promised at 10 PM his time, and sends this little gem - which is a compliment to mewing_ghecko´s, BluthBanana´s and your direction:
Quote:
Pat, why are you doing this to me? I learnt from the t4ta s0mba hotel manager that m00seknuckle is a trick to frustrate peoples life, they told me there is no event in p3djari right now until December, they also told me that they manage the hotel at samba s4fari camp that no body or event is going on there now, they also told me to leave the hotel premises before the police arrive to pick us, why are you doing this to us, I have explain how things are to you, I have to leave and go to the bus pack to lay my head now, how would I get to Nigeria? Well I cant believe what I am seeing right now, this is the second time this will happen to me all because of m00seknuckle, well I want you to proof to me that you real and I will also need the company phone numbers in USA, the numbers in the web site are invalid that is when I begin to doubt, where is jack, EmiIy, white and Jeremy? They are no where to be found, well I will sleep at the park with my secretary and I will make a move on how to get my people in Nigeria to send me cash to get the hell out here, Thanks very much for the great trick and I hope God will reward you for this, if you are real why not come to the park tomorrow morning but if I don’t see you which means what I heard is the truth call this number when you get to the park 965xxx, I am not expecting anybody or bus but I expect you before 12noon to show that you are real, bye for now

I believe we are real enough to be able to give him a call IF his phone works this time (Slaphappy has tried 3 or 4 times during the past weeks, all the plans were in vain because his phone was never available, maybe he is not real?!)
Haha, a great email, you have really tricked him well Very Happy

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SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
Safari x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Safari Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Safari Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Safari Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
Safari x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
Safari x 2 another MMM w/ SH
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A special thanks to mewing_ghecko and BluthBanana, who beat this lad into submission and trained him to follow orders, before handing him to FrumpyBB and me. They made our job much easier. Very Happy

Now, to try and keep them there at least one more day and night.
Good morning, Sunshines! Did you sleep well under the street lamps?

Quote:
from Patricia
to Amstr0ng
date Sat, Oct 3, 2009
subject Re: I just called your number.

Dear Mr. Armstrong,

I am very surprised at all the ranting and accusations you have made against me and Moosechuckle Modeling.
I just tried calling you on the phone number you gave me, but the phone was switched off, or out of the area.
It was about 3:30AM when I called. Why did you turn off your phone? Why do you keep doing that?
5imba's newly hired driver, Mr. Onuigbo, took a wrong turn last night and ended up going down the wrong road,
and into a ditch. When he finally stopped by the hotel, you were gone, and so he came back here. The idiot never
asked the manager if you were there before he drove back, either. Rest assured he caught bloody hell on that
stupid move, and will probably get himself canned by Bernie. And that ignorant [email protected] [email protected] manager told you the wrong thing. His company does manage a hotel in the park, too, but it is not called 5imba 5afari [email protected], but the P3ndjar1 Hotel.
They are a competitor of ours, and so it doesn't surprise me that they may not tell the truth about us. We are located
in the far northwestern part of the park, near Kokob1r1. Maybe that guy is just doesn't know that.

We have arranged another driver to come to pick you up tomorrow. Where are you right now? How will he find you? What is the name and address of the park where you want us to pick you up? Could you give me any landmarks near there, like a restaurant, market, a sign? Please turn on your phone 24 hours a day! Every damn time I've called it, it's turned off.
For God sakes, how many times must I say this! I feel like a skipping LP record with Lonesome Road playing.

The vehicle coming from 5imba's can be down there about 2PM. Please wait for it, and give us very good directions to the location. We have all this cash for you here, and many important things to discuss about your future career with us. Do not disappoint us this time, or you will regret it for the rest of your life. I thought I would give you fair warning on this. I just can't cover for any more of your mistakes, again. You have brought this situation upon yourself, by not planning properly, following instructions from us, and bringing enough money with you to complete your mission. The only one you have to
blame is yourself. And you are being far too impatient, as well, I might add.

Well, goodnight and I expect to see you tomorrow. I put your lunches in the refrigerator. I hope they are still good when
you get here. Some bastard sneaked into my room while I was sleeping though, and I'm afraid your chocolate cherry cake has been eaten. Sorry. It was really good, too.

Warmest regards,
Pat
Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

oooooo some good signature lines in that one!

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi wingman Smile you have arrived at the right time. Pat´s email to him pacified him for another exciting day of street-standing and bus-waiting Very Happy
Quote:
Hello Pat,

Thanks for the email and I could not understand the whole thing happenning down here, I was woundering what they are up to at the T4ta S0mba hotel, well I think all is well with me and here is the address of where I you can pick us up ¨/ Cyber ‘’S3curité lnformatique ‘’ Natiting0u 972xxx/ I will be there for 2pm waiting for you, It’s a cyber café address and I am sure it is the best place to meet with us, its very near to the Natiting0u park, you will be directed to the café when you get to the park or you call the number when you get for the direction of the cyber café and I have also leave my name with the café attendant incase you call, Finally I will be here by 2pm sharp waiting your arrival, T4ta s0mba cause the whole shit but everything will work out fine soon, but if I don’t see anybody to pick me up that means I will be here for long also let me know immediately the bus is out to natiting0u so that I can keep my eyes on them and also let me know names of the driver or official who is coming to pick me up and they should show me their ID, I await your response.

Amstrong.

Yeah, that hotel guy was just misinformed, that´s all. Keep on waiting, you two Smile

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the ball is in your cult
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Safari Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Safari Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Safari Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
Safari x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
Safari x 2 another MMM w/ SH
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

3 hours later he´s getting impatient, still hopefull:
Quote:
Hello Pat,



I am still here waiting for the bus, its 1.13pm now, When are you leaving the camp because I learnt that Jack will be leaving today, and where is he now? I hope to see you soon.



You can email back if its 2.30pm to know if the bus has arrived or not..



Regards,

Amstrong

Slaphappy, I must go now Sad I have not replied yet, maybe because Pat is on her way to them, too ?
He possibly has also emailed MGK´s and BB´s characters.

Randy has replied him now (compiled from 0k0ye´isms):

Quote:
Dear Mr. Amstrong,
This is Randall 0ldman, human resource manager from M00seknuckle Modeling. Thanks for the observation. Urgent action is well in place.
This is to inform you that I should be at my best health form tomorrow. I over laboured myslef over the weekend. Health hazzards are uncalled for to everyone okay particularly when it is a slight incurement. HThen caution is the most vital instinct. ope to meet you tonight at last. Awaiting your prompt response.

Yours, R O


EDIT This in from Dr. David 0k0ye:
Quote:
Expectations

Patricia Cr0kin,

I do believe while hoping that my I.D was well received as sent and forwarded to you yesterday.

I am poised and very expective of the next requirements.

Dr.David 0k0ye.

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SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
Safari x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Safari Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Safari Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Safari Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
Safari x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
Safari x 2 another MMM w/ SH
Safari x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Dear Mr. Armstr0ng,

I am sorry the bus is late. The driver was detained waiting for a plane to
come in carrying more guests from Naimey.
He is not back to the camp here now. He will need to know what road this
cafe is on. As soon as he gets back, they will know when he is coming for you.

Otherwise, I am feeling very sick. And do you know what? I think those
monkeys had rabies. I must contact the doctor in Naimey soon. I do not know
how that poor Niger model is, either. The one who broke her leg and was bitten.
I will see if Bernie will call him for me. Jack might be taking the bus up
there to help her and to speak to the Niger agent, I have no idea. I'm lying
here in bed and dizzy again. Maybe I will have to go with Bernie to see the
doctor.
Why didn't you answer my phone call last night? Maybe it's a good thing you
didn't though because i was drunk and mad.

Hope to see you later.

Warmest regards,
Pat


Hoping this will keep them around until WU closes for the night!
MM managers will be all gone for the day today...
Lad rants coming up this evening USA time. Laughing

edit: just noticed that Dr. David O. email. Pat has some photos to show him later. He might have to confess his sins on Sunday after all the cursing he will do. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Looking forward to the rants this evening! Great job guys.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Anguish..pain. Dirty lads..ooo! Laughing

Quote:
from Amstr0ng
to Patricia
date Sat, Oct 3, 2009
subject I am out


I am sorry i did not see anybody and its 3.30pm, i am sorry i will not be able
to go any farthar, I have sent you several emails but it seems you have no
concern about me, i hva ebeen notice in the area where i am and i have been
asked several questions, I dont think i can go on with this, pat today is
Saturday and i hope i will no be able to see Jack any more? so i have no reason
coming over there infact i did not even see the bus that you told me to wait
for, all have started making the necessary arrangement with my friends in
Nigeria to come and pick me out of here, i have not be able to contact my
family since i started this jorney and they will all be looking up for me been
the only son, i will be leaving this country by Monday unfaillingly so if you
have anything to discuss with me let it be through email or we end it here?
I have not eating anything since yesterday morning and i also beg the cafe
attendant here before i email you and i am tired of the whole thing, I cant
continue this mess here, my clothes are dirty and also i have put my
secretary into a but mess too, i am looking for monday for my friend to come
and pick me down here back home and they assured me they will be coming for
monday, if Moosechuckle still need my services let them come to my country or
i should go over to the US to meet with them, even if i get to see the bus
tonight or tomorrow i will not go any further i prefer going back home now, this
is the secound time i have been put to this mess by moosechuckle and it has
never happenned to me before, i am sorry if it sound rude to you but you have
to understand the difficulties, i have begin to think moosechuckle is not real
for this reason i will paste moosechuckle to google as a trick to people, the
only way we can sort this out is if you can come down to cavalier hotel
tomorrow because i will not be going down to pendjar1 again no matter what,
I have also reason all this shit myself and i have reach my conclussion that i
have been dumped so nothing can change it, you, jack, white, jeremy and
emily¨s email look very alike so i think we should end it here or you come
down here tomorrow and the only thing that can also solve this issue is if you
can send me the money through western union or my personal account in Nigeria,
bye

========
from Amstr0ng
to Patricia
date Sat, Oct 3, 2009
subject Re: I just called your number.

Its over sorry i cant wait any more and besides i cant come down there at
night for i learnt that its dangerous at night so nothing more to do, i am
sorry, i will only wait if you can come down here, what is Moosechuckle doing
over there for the past a week? i think i have been dumped


We must do more to help him! Let's send money to his personal account. Very Happy

re-edit to 133t.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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what is M00sesuckle doing
over there for the past a week?


Having a party at his expense! If you can find a way to start him off again Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

D4rl1ngt0n came through - after a fashion:

Quote:
You are angry with me i understand your predicament to achieve your goals.Let it not be like am disobeying my boss but i have to put things right to be on the same frequency with you so that we can out good result with slow and steady.
I think a very thing is perfectly in order am ready to work with you as my boss and give you the maximum support to see you excel.Thanks for giving me opportunity to work with you and i reassure you that i will do my best.
Slow and Steady win the race.


These arrived:

Image

Just a tad murky methinks!

Now, his torso pix:

Image

Image

Whoever his photographer is, the framing is terrible. Cammy is going to give him hell for selecting such a bad cameraman.

Final note; does anyone think that D4rl1ngt0n has what it takes to be Th0ng0r, Lin Carter's answer to Conan?

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Puny scrawny with a dowager's hump, not porn star material!

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Minor slap delivered:

Quote:
If you call those pix 'doing your best' then you are in denial!
Firstly, your ID-10T picture is incredibly murky. Whoever was taking that picture got the lighting totally wrong.
Second - I asked for torso shots; basically everything above the waist. Your photographer either aimed high or you gave him bad advice. As well as that, the framing is terrible; I want to see your shoulders, and the first shot is just too narrow.
Do them all again!
Final note; "He who hesitates is lost". Bear that in mind!

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this is the secound time i have been put to this mess by moosechuckle


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@yastreb - Great job on Darly! Laughing Thumbs up

Well, as Pat was writing her response to yesterday's cry baby email from Armstr0ng, a real gem of a siggy line came in an email mere seconds before I was to fire mine off. Very Happy Very Happy

Quote:
from Amstr0ng
to Patricia
date Sun, Oct 4, 2009

subject I BELEIVE THE ALMIGTHY GOD WILL SURELY REWARD YOU FOR THIS, AND GIVE ME BACK ALL MY LUST

Humm its now i know that you are not real, why havent you respond to my email?
why are you doing this to me all this while? I thought i could hear from you in
a better way but since i did not read from you i hva e come to my conclusion
that you are a trick as i was told by the tata somba hotel manager, I BELEIVE
THE ALMIGTHY GOD WILL SURELY REWARD YOU FOR THIS, AND GIVE ME BACK ALL MY LUST

Laughing

Pat tried to make him feel a bit better about himself. She explained the delay in the shuttle and gave him successful options for the future.
But, halfway through the email, she started calling him "Mr. Anderson."
Was it caused by the fever and delirium? Or, did Pat slip up? Ah, nobody is perfect! Wink I hope Pat's efforts on his behalf are rewarded.
Smile

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from Patricia
to Amstr0ng
date Sun, Oct 4, 2009 at 8:53 PM
subject Re: I BELEIVE THE ALMIGTHY GOD WILL SURELY REWARD YOU FOR THIS, AND GIVE ME BACK ALL MY LUST

Dear Mr. Armstr0ng,

I am sorry that you are experiencing a hard time, just 80km or so from the camp.
It is indeed a shame that you ran out of money and came up short of meeting us
here in Benin. Moosechuckle Modeling is real, you can rest assured on that! Why
would I work so hard for all our agents, if it wasn't? And is the money I earn
from working hard for a living also not real? Did I model and work my way from
there after years and years to become a highly paid and respected executive of
a worldwide company in some fantasy of yours? I am flesh and blood, the same
as you. So, how did this happen to you? Look deep down inside yourself for the
answer to that question. I can only speculate, and I already expressed my
opinons on how you failed. I really don't enjoy beating a dead horse, so I'll
not repeat it again. Do not blame this company for your failures in life. We
have done nothing but try and help your career. The failures are your own
fault. Moosechuckle is no trick and we did not dump you.

In fact, you may be able to meet us still. We are far from giving up on you,
Mr. Armstr0ng. This was but a minor inconveniance to all of us. We managed
to keep our clients, sign up new ones, and despite the terrifying monkey
incident keep our Niger account active. So, all is not lost, Mr. Armstr0ng.
And despite the fact that this trip was a complete clusterf**k on your part,
we have no intention of sacking you. Your job is secure at his point.
Stop being so damn down on yourself. It's kind of depressing. It's always
darkest before the dawn and there is a bright light at the end of the tunnel.
Someday, maybe you will get there. You just need to change yourself inside.

Now, what to do with you next? Here is the scoop. I became increasingly sicker
during the night, and the doctor in Naimey reported to us that the monkeys were
rabid, positively. They removed the one monkey's brain and tested it. Dr.
[email protected] Dw0ps told us to come as quickly as we could to Naimey Hospital and give
me treatment. That is why my email is late.
When the truck came back from Naimey with more guests,
Randy, Cammy, Jack, and I took the truck in a real hurry back to Naimey. You
see, if I did not get treated very soon I would die, Mr. Anderson. Die, as in
dead, in a week or two at most. So far, I have received the first antiviral
injection. Let me tell you, it hurts like hell! They stick a very very long needle
into your stomach, and inject a massive amount of medicine into you. The
needle is moved around in there inside your body and it takes minutes that seem
like hours for them to pull the long needle out! I was screaming and crying at
the top of my lungs during the whole procedure. They had to tie down my arms
and legs and all the other Moosechuckle managers had to help hold me down
and still while the needle was inserted into me. And to think, I have to do this
nine more times in the next couple of weeks!! It's frightening, Mr. Anderson.
Sometimes, I think I would rather die, but I know I must keep going. For myself,
and for the wonderful friends and agents at Moosechuckle Modeling. It's my
life! and I'm fighting for it now.

So, look it here, Mr. Anderson. Show just one small ounce of compassion for
someone else, other than yourself. Cheer up, too, for God sakes! If you can
manage to travel up here to Naimey Hospital, we will be here for 2 weeks at
least. I intend on living you see and I will make it. We have taken your cash,
your company tools (laptop, gold MM pen, cellphone) and a few gifts for you
up here with us. The show is over in Benin. Naimey is not that far from you.
Maybe 6 hours or so by bus and you could be here. It would make more sense
for you to come here for your things than to go home. Going home with your
tail between your legs is for quitters and weak people who are not focused
140% on the goals in front of them. Don't be a damn quitter, Mr. Anderson.
It won't reflect well in your company employee record. And it will not help you
to land the best clients. You don't want to be at the bottom of the heap of
agents, do you? Certainly not. So, man-up and show me what you are made of
sailor! Hoist your mainsail to the top, and put out the big 140% Genny!

I'm not sure if we would want send your money direct to your bank, because
it will cause a delay for you of two months or more in payment. The board would
have to approve of such a thing, and you yourself would have to fill out a lot
of paperwork. But, you could give me your personal bank account information
right now for our records, in case you later decide you want to go through that
very lengthy process.

Well, I sure hope you decide to meet us here in Naimey. I really do, for your
own good career here. You will not be given any more assignments until you
pick up your employee tools and your salary and become an official Moosechuckle
Modeling Agent with all the assets to do a complete and successful job.

Pray for me, too, Mr. Anderson. I think I will need it in the next two weeks.

Warmest regards,
Pat


He has a few things to think about. Smile

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That is one pepe talk! He'll feel like a dickless twat if he doesn't step up to the plate. Laughing

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Yes, I realize it was a very long email, but Pat was all alone with these lads, and she really, really, really wants to meet them in Niger.
Weather forecast for Naimey...107 degrees F and about 10% humidity.
Over 104 all week and Big Mosquitos up the ass! Laughing

Plus, he will look like a limp and dickless idiot if he doesn't go, that is absolutely correct, DW. Wink

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^^ I was lost in admiration of Pat's style,wish I'd written it myself. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Damn D4rl1ngt0n!

Quote:
I don't think that you really want to work with me i have done couple of pix which you rejected,i will not do any another shot because you are going to reject it again and i don't think that the pix matter a lot.
If you don't want to give me the job you can look for another person that is more competent than me to do the job for you.I know my potentials and my limitations so will not beg you to give me the job.Don't see me as proud person,am ready to work with you and give you the best but the choice is yours.
Leave the ashes, take the fire.


Cammy is still conciliatory:

Quote:
What the Hel are you doing casting away an opportunity that comes to so few?
Look - if I lie and say that the shots are good when they're not, I'm not helping either of us. Pat will laugh and throw them back and maybe I'm out of a job and you've got nothing! I have to be blunt with these matters because those above me don't tolerate imperfection. I have to go with that.
But please - remember that I wasn't criticising you; I was criticising the photographer. How about this - I'll let the ID-10T pic stand; but we need the bare torso shots, front and back, from the waist up.
Don't strain at a gnat and swallow a camel.

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That damn [email protected] is pissing Pat off! Mad I told him to quit it with the stupidass comments and quotes to the management. Then, he comes out with "Leave the ashes, take the fire." Evil or Very Mad I'll bet he got the quote right here:
http://www.freewebs.com/tadhill/kaneshistory.htm
Is he quoting a wrestler from the WWE now? With a wimpy body like that? Shocked

On to the croaker, VelcroLad Dr. David O. It is very very rare to have a lad that can take this kind of punishment, and keep coming back for more, so Pat is going to push him to his absolute limits, if he has any. Very Happy

Quote:
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subject CROAK.

Dear Dr. David O,

#1 You were not sick. That is an out and out lie. No written doctor's excuse
from work was submitted by you to Moosechuckle management, so you were
not excused from work. The only viable excuses we accept are coma and death.

#2 There was no "slight incurement." Over three weeks of delays by you to fill
out a very simple 10 page application and provide the proper security photo to
us on something that only takes 2-3 hours at most is better described as as
being a very unreliable, lazy, and unserious businessman. You should change
your name to Baby Cletus Thumbsucker. This name fits you best.

#3 If your company was really interested, you would have listened more closely
and followed my instructions, instead of annoying me with your fucking croaking.
Check your ears and eyes, as you are deaf and you have blurred vision.

#4 You said, "Then caution is the most vital instinct." Just what the hell
is that supposed to mean? Is that a veiled threat of yours? If anyone in this
world needs to be cautious, it's you. You must have to duck punches from
everyone you meet. Every time you open your mouth, you must piss people off.
I'll bet you don't have a single tooth in your head, as they have all been
punched out. I'm sure you are half brain-dead from the repeated beatings, too.
You are an ignorant and arrogant jackass. Plain and simple fact. HEE-HAWW!

#5 Your security photo was not submitted to me before the deadline expired.
You were late, again. No Big Surprise there. Bullfrogs are stupid as hell.
So, I did not print or file it. It appears that this time, you have wasted YOUR
OWN TIME, Baby Cletus Thumbsucker. I'm quite happy about that! In fact,
I am laughing my ass off at you right now, you dumbass.

I took a photo myself that I would like to share with you. I'm sure you will be
very surprised, as you haven't listened to me since day one. You and your
"Agency" are one great big gigantic joke. I will use the ashes to fertilize my
prized stinkweed garden.

Have a nice day.
Pat
attachment: YourApplication.jpg


Image

I sent him the full size version. Laughing

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