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Craig007
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

D4V1D K3W311, out of the blue:
Quote:

Dear John,

How is your program in Mexico.I thank you for your response during our conversation i real appreciate that.As i told you concerning the beauty pageant that Mr. Jack is trying to put up in Nigeria to recruit female models for the company.

As the new vice president i thought it wise to inform you so that you can carry on with the vision of Mr Jack.I have wrote Randall concerning the issue but he seen not to responding to it.I will be expecting to get a clear information regarding this.

Best Regard,

Darlington.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, he called Wayne the other day, see my multiple-update post from Friday. Hence the dribble about you in Mexico Smile

You meet many strange people in this business. wrote:
Quote:
PLS OLDMAN SEE DETAILS IN THE ATTTACHMENT.

and attached this:
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for the info, Craig. [email protected] has been hanging around for awhile, trying to get money to get his "Beauty Pageant" off the ground. But of course, he wants advance payment before doing any real work. He's one of JohnK's associates from Enugu. Pat received this from him about a month ago, but he was put on a backburner:
Quote:
from David
to pat
date Sat, Jun 13, 2009 at 7:32 PM
subject dear PAT

Dear Pat,
My name is [email protected] Onu1gbo from Nigeria,Mr Jack recruite me before his
sudden demise.And is a beauty pageant the company want to organise to
recruite models for the company.
I have made several contacts with the management of the company
regarding this but to know avail.I want to know if Mr. Jack mention that to
you.This is the last to mails he sent to me before i got the bad news of his
death.

Dear [email protected],
It sounds like your idea has had a lot of thought and you are enthusiastic
about it. I like that!
I am very willing to offer the full support of MM and the resources we have
here to support this idea of yours.
What I require (so I can keep our records and accounts people happy) is a
detailed list of everything you require. It needs to be as detailed as
possible, or else things will look suspicious if I have to enter "Money for
things" and I can't explain exactly what "things" are when the auditors and
IRS tax inspectors ask me about it. Every since the rise of the terrorist
threat over here, we have to keep very detailed accounts to show that
we are not involved in international money laundering of terrorist or drug
money. I hope you understand.
Anyway, if you could make a full list of everything you require, both in
terms of promotional material that our printers can have printed for you,
and also funds for supplies and services that you would organize yourself
over there, then I can pass it on to our accounts department and have the
money released.
looking forward to your reply,
Jack.

Dear [email protected],
Thanks for your last email detailing your idea!
The computer system over here was down for about 6 days and I've only
just read your message, so my apologies if I am a little delayed in replying
to your mail. I will, however, attend to it as soon as I clear out the backlog
of things that have built up over the IT system's down-time.
best wishes,
Jack

Thanks in anticipation,
[email protected]


Jack never did receive the detailed expense report from the lad. Mad
He ignored our request. So he was shelved. But now he's back again, bugging us, so I guess it's time to push for the ID-!0T form we need for our company records. Smile

Pat also received a response to her "bitchy?" email sent yesterday from Mike. Very Happy

Quote:
subject fine.

Dear,
i received your message with joy. is by drawing tattoo on my body that wil make our love strong? well those things look so unreasonable to me personal, i have my dignity and pride if you real love me you will not ask me to do such a thing.i love u mike


Unreasonable??!! Evil or Very Mad
Dignity and pride??!!
Time to destroy that dignity and pride thing. Evil or Very Mad

Edit: LMAO over that email from Florence. Laughing
I hope all you baiters out there will give Florence a little of your time and energy. Wink

Edit: @Frumpy - There is a problem with your link to the image attachment above from our friend, Florence. Please fix it when you get a chance. Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No, it might rather have been a hiccup at postimage.org. When i showed that pic to another baiter, she fell over backwards laughing!

Lots of emails - we have to do something ! also TG and Lucky have not been replied to yet.

Ubah wrote:
Dear Partner Randy,

Many thanks for your concerns, but please tell Allxxxx shipping to return it back to you, then make use of Western Union.

For asking me if i am still working with m00oosek nukle modeling. the answer is yes.

I am still working with you people but i will not go to Cotonou

Thanks,

Ubah E I.

Quote:
Dear Partner randy,

I had made up my mind to associate with your company, so please send it through Western Unino i beg of you.

Ubah E I.v

And, most important, JohnK gives an accurate account - damn, anybody with good mindbending abilities reply this guy ooooooo :
JohnK wrote:
Randall,
The point remains that i am now in a mesh because of the group i am controlling asa soon as you announced to me that you,ve shipped the stuff i called a meeting to jubilate over the victory, but the shipping company had made life difficult for me. last week they told me the parcel was withheld at cotonu border for further investigation that after the checkings that the parcel will be send back to me. i kept adamant thinking it will be send like they promised but all to no avail untill you are telling me a different thing.
Now as it is please kindly use your discetion to tender justice with mercy, i am dumbfounded as i don,t know what else to do.
Thanks my very good friend for your whole cares.
John


So right now, it looks like this :

1) JohnK, desperate but too hooked to let us go it seems...but he needs some very delicate treatment other than my massmail approaches. Smile
2) Thankgod, always friendly, he WANTS to do something.
3) Ubah, confused, since A55 says "it´s in Cotonou", while I have already marked it as "returned to sender", in order to prepare secure stuff.
4) Lucky, give him a good explanation of things and he won´t jump off. Also ready for secure stuff.
5) Darlington, he came back after months of inactivity, calling the MM boss all the time, who in turn passes him rightfully over to Randy. Depending on how much he works together with JohnK, he might be in for something.
6) Mike, if Pat manages to be convincing then he can do things..he might need a call more than all the others to be reactivated and to be filled with the MM spirit again Very Happy
7) Reverend Teddy, he did the forms last week and might be interested in a "meeting" Wink again, he would need more delicate treatment than I on my own am willing to give him.

1-5 are all in for secure things I believe.

As far as future trophy attempts go, I doubt very much the energy of the former safariists 1-3 + 6 will be enough for more than begging emails, and 4 is reluctant either (well, aren´t they all? Very Happy ). About 5, it´s hard to tell. Give him the ten tee first maybe. And 6 and 7, it depends much on "work" from our side, yikes!

Come on, SlapHappy Smile you as the secretary, invite then over to some secure payments. And invite Teddy to a Pendjar1 show.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

this lad, after being instructed to do so, contacted jeremy, which shows potential.

Quote:
Hello Mr Jeremy,
My name is Amstr0ng M0ses, An email was forwarded to me this morning from Jack Vice President M00seknuckle Enterprises LLC, he told me to contact you regarding the an expansion of your company into South America and West Africa, Nigeria to be exact, I am located in Lagos, Nigeria and i am ready to assist you on the expansion of your company in Lagos, kindly get back to me on when and how to get started on the project.

Best Regards,
Amstr0ng


he receives my scripted reply

Good afternoon

Jack informed me that you may be in contact with me. My name is Jeremy, I am the agent advisor for the M00seknuckle Modeling company. I spoke with Jack at lunch today and he stated to me that you might be willing to work with our company.

If you are unfamiliar with this type of work that is ok, it is my job to help you. If you are interested in this, we do have a few steps that need to be addressed before we can proceed.

Please let me know soon so we can discuss this further.

Jeremy


they usually disappear right about now, but not Mr Moses

Quote:
Good day Mr Jeremy,

Thanks for your response, Yes i am interested and i am willing to work for your company as an employee, i am unfamiliar with this type of establishment in Lagos, Nigeria but i have the a little idea about the work, kindly get back to me with further details on the work and the first step to take.

Thanks once again for this great Opportunity.

Best Regards,

Amstrong


it was the weekend, offices closed. Rolling Eyes

Quote:
Hello Jeremy,

I haven't heard from you since my last email, Please let me know if you received my last email regarding the project.

I look forward to read your email.

Best Regards,

Amstrong.


ok script #2 should surely scare him away

Mr Armstrong

I apologize for my delay in replying to you we are very busy this time of year but you will be happy to know, I have returned from a meeting with Jack and he seemed excited by your enthusiasm. We decided to offer you the following clients who need representation, we have a few different types available.

*client details deleted*

I need you to think carefully about the client that interests you, I do not wish to see you take too much and not able to meet the deadlines.

I will also say this to you in as polite a way as i can, the financials of M00seknuckle are not my duties, so please do not discuss them with me. The payment to clients is handled by our accounting dept. So if you have questions about that you need to contact them directly.

[email protected]

Jeremy


it seems as soon as they realize there is work involved they run like their butts are on fire, not Mr moses

Quote:
Hello,

Thanks for your prompt response, i am glad to have received your proposal and to let you know i am interested and ready to work with the *client details deleted* , how do i proceed on proposal, who do i contact on the contract? and when is the dead line? let get started immediately.

Best Regards,
Amstrong



alrighty then, script #3 it is

Mr Moses

Thank you again for your email, I am excited to know you will be handling this client. I will explain the client to you, it is not a problem for me to do this. There must be a minimum of 3 pictures for each client and the company slogan MUST be clearly displayed in each picture.

*client details deleted* When you submit the proposal, if it meets all of the requirements, you will be paid within 48 hours. The deadline for this proposal is July 28, 2009

I know you will work hard to provide the proposal, I await your reply. I must remind you of the importance of the deadline, It can not be changed or extended.

Jeremy


we shall see. time for emily to conact Mr moses, he receives the first scripted reply

Mr Moses

I have just returned from our weekly meeting and jeremy said i should contact you, i hope you do not mind. My name is Emily J0hnson, I am the accounting manager with m00seknuckle. Laughing My department handles all of the payment details with our agents.

I have started an employee file in your name and I will keep all of your contact details updated. Firstly, We must finalize a few things regarding security and your employment.

Firstly, I must have you return the attached employment contract, it must be signed by your hand. Please retain a copy for your own reference.

Secondly, we have on occasion had agent payments fraudeltly intercepted by unknown criminals. Our security advisor has initiated a new security identification protocol that has stopped the interception of agent payments. I have attached the security form, please follow the instructions printed at the bottom and return it to me so that I can send it to our security department to have your new company identification created. Please return these items to me quickly so that there are no delays.

Also, please retain all of your receipts from any costs associated with your work and submit them to me, you will be reimbursed for any and all approved expenses.

I look forward to working with you

Emily


and now we wait Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

today our diamond in the rough contacts Emily

Quote:
Good Day Emily,

Thanks for your email and the information you just passed to me, I heard about your from Mr. Jeremy, I am very greatful and excited to work with your company, I have scanned and attached the papers you sent to me, Please get back to me if their is anything else you will like to know.
Thanks and I hope i read from you soon.

Regards,
Amstr0ng M0ses


Image
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unfotunately he, like the others, doesn't get the secure id form right Rolling Eyes

Image
redo!
Mr Moses

Thank you for your quick reply, I think Jeremy is correct in his assumptions. I received the employment contract with no problem and have updated your employment file.

I however must ask you to redo the security identification form. I apologize if i wasn't clear explaining the purpose of it. The form is to validate your identification, you must hold the security identification form while having your picture taken. The picture will be used for your employee identification.

Please return it to me as quickly as possible

Emily


the truth has to rear it's ugly head and he reverts back to his ladish ways. Crying or Very sad

Quote:
Hello Jeremy,

Thanks for the response, I really appreciate your reponse and I am earger to work for your company, I can meet up with all Gh3cko requirement but Jeremy I am sorry to say this, I am financialy down and i will need some little money to proceed on this project if they want it so quick, i will appreciate it if the company can comply with me.
I await your respond.

Regards,
Amstr0ng M0ses


Mr M0ses

I asked you in my last email that you do not discuss finances with me, it is not my duty nor is it my responsibility. Please refer any and all discussions of money to our accounting department. I will say this, I know once the client approves the proposal, payment is made within 48 hours.

You do however need to tell me if you will be able to meet this deadline. This client is very important and can not be disappointed.
Perhaps you may have misunderstood what exactly a proposal is? It is a few photos showing your ideas of how the product can be represented. We have had agents submit proposals using a cheap digital camera and those pictures were sufficient to meet the deadline.

I have attached a previous proposal picture from one of our agents, as you can see they do not have to be taken by a professional.
Please reply with your intentions immediately so that I can try to find a new agent to represent the client.

Jeremy


I guess Emily misunderstood his intentions Laughing

Mr Moses

I hope you are well. I will say, I am not sure what you said to Jermey, but he left my office just now in a fury. he is not happy when our agents ask him for money or discuss money. I thought he had mentioned it to you but perhaps he forgot.

Please understand that M00seknuckle is a very large company with agents located throughout the world. We have many people waiting to join us and do not have the time nor the patience to deal with agents who are not able to meet our clients requirements. I apologize if this sounds harsh, but you have an opportunity here to become one of the elite.

Jeremy mentioned that you had asked for an advance? I will apologize now for what I will say, we do not advance money to new agents. we have done this in the past and have lost alot of money through dishonesty. Jack has made it company law that no agent will receive an advance. I am sorry.

I will say I truly looked forward to watching your career grow, but I can understand your decision. I will notify the employee advisement board of your decision to leave your employment with us.

I wish you the best

Emily


sometimes when they see the opportunity slip away the pull their heads out of their butts and get moving. we shall see

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

New recruits sure are tough to motivate. Kinda like me lately...but I did write this fabulously written email and sent it to our four lazy lads, who seem to have lost all interest in working any more.
From Pat to Ubah, JohnK, [email protected], and Luckey:

Quote:
Subject: GET BUSY
Dear "Lad"

The board has unanimously decided to finish our business with you in Africa.
Once and for all, you are finished with Moosechuckle Modeling.
You have proven to be ill equipped mentally, physically, and emotionally to
handle even the simplest of tasks that we have asked our other agents around
the world to accomplish. Your work ethic is practically non-existant as
shown by your complete stagnation and slovenly behavior regarding our
Teletubbies Project. You sat completely still and frozen like a stone and
exibited no team spirit or concern for the company you were supposed to be
working for. Your performance review was completed, and your score was the
lowest we have ever seen for any agent ever. We tried many times to encourage
you and make concessions to help you develop into a fine agent, but you delayed,
resisted us, and insulted us at every turn.

But, the board has decided to forget about all the bad experiences we have had
with you. We will chalk it up to our experience and demand more detailed job
resumes in the future. You were obviously too green in the ways of business
culture and experience, a mere rookie trying to enter the major leagues of high
fashion and marketing. I'm sure there are other Africans who are more educated,
cultured, with a more refined work ethic than you possess. We wish you the best
of luck in a lower status of work and hope that you can learn better business
acumen and strive to improve your industriousness for your future success.

We are now preparing a Western Un1on S3cur3 payment to be sent to you very soon.
As soon as I have the information on your payment I will send it right over to you,
provided that you send a personal hand-written apology to Randy Oldman as he
is quite upset with you now.

I will wait to hear that Randy has gotten his apology, or you can send a copy of
the hand-written apology, scanned as an attachment to my email so I know
that this requirement of mine has been done. I will then authorize your $2500
payment. And then, that will be that. End of story.

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Desire to have things done
quickly prevents them from being done thoroughly.
-Confucious 551 BC-479 BC

Please reply ASAP. Thank you.

Pat


Thanks for the subject heading and the quote, Frumpy. And for the swift kick in my ass to get writing! Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Update. The Moosie Crybabies, [email protected] and Luckey shed some tears. Laughing Laughing

Quote:
from thankGod
to Patricia
date Sun, Jul 19, 2009 at 12:04 AM

subject Be geniune for once

Good day Pat,

At first i believe and trusted in you and i devotely trust Mr.Randall in a way
that i can vow at any time just to prove that he is a good man in any
situation, but you all disappointed me.

Look at you, you are talking about team work, when i pleaded with you for
mere assistant so that i can be able to retain my staffs who as of then
want to breakout from my firm due to i am financial unstable to meet up
with their wages, i eventually pleaded with you, Randall and bosh if truely
that you all are not but one individual, but what do i get, deceive and bad
word from you and your colleagues.

To me i don't think i want to work for your organization any more because
all your doing is not geniune to me and i can't be wasting my quality time
for nothing,if you decide that i am not good enough to work for your
organization as their agent here in Ghana, it is welcome by me, since i no
that i have what it takes to prove my self deligent in duty, in case if you
don't know i have gotten a solid contract in Japan they are proud of me
for the works i have been doing for then for 3weeks now,that is because
they are geniune and straight forward and ready to get the best from me,
they support me with financial and i am giving them my best which they
are proud of.

So if you or any one have the thought that i am not good enough that is
because you are not geniune and sincere with me, i have not seem or
hear any establishment that work the way you people work, every thing
is not going according.

For me to apologise to Mr.Randall i did not no what i did to him that i will
render apology to him rather he is the one to do so, because i give him
my trust, love, devotion and even going about potraying him to my friends
as my role model, my mentor, but what did i get from you and him,back stab,
it is painful but my God wrap away my cry by bringing the Japan contract to me.

I know that i use my money to do a work for your company when i am ask to,and
i did not get any thing from you people, if it is the way to do it, it shall be well
with all that are connected to this but if it is not the way to do it,that
money you people have to pay me for my work will continue to boarder you all
in so many ways until you pay me what rightfully belongs to me.

You claim that you are geniune but you can't give your phone number to me,
God sees you and all you do.

Bye.
[email protected] Ofo3kw3
==========
from lunk3m 1nt3rnational
to Patricia
cc randy
date Sat, Jul 18, 2009 at 10:16 PM
subject Re: GET BUSY



Dear [email protected]@ Cr0k1n,

I don't know the reason why I should send a letter of apology to Randy Oldman.
After all my explanation to him about my state of health, I was expecting your
company to send me message to console me about my condition. Since you
have decided to finish your business with me in Africa. I will accept your
decision base on the reason you have giving to me, also think if you are the
one in my position. You should and send your reason to any other business men
and women to judge. For me your reason is not justify but I will still accept it.


I wish Moosechuckle Modeling a very best in the business.



Good luck,



Lucky Uch3ndu


Make sure you tuck them in tightly into their little beds at night while I'm gone for a spell, Frumpy and Crew. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Update. Frumpy's favorite pal, [email protected], tosses off his blankie, and yelps! Laughing

Quote:
from Ubah
to Patricia
date Sun, Jul 19, 2009 at 9:51 PM

subject You people are not honest to me

Hello Pat,

I am fine and how about you, but all the problems is from you people, randy
assured me of some money about $200 dollar, up till now a never receive
even a cent
, now tell me how can i be sure of you people.

Finally, i had made up my mind to work with you people but for any thing
that will warrant me to travel to cotonou please count me out.

Thanks,

Mr. [email protected] Er1c [email protected]


How can he be sure that we are being serious with him? Anybody...? Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Randall
We are planning to organize a beauty pageant for higher institution,college of education,and polytechnics in Nigeria to recruit models for the company and use it to lunch into the Nigeria modeling world.

Mr Jack was very passionate and optimistic that this venture will rejuvenate his will to take over West Africa with this beauty pageant and invest into a fertile soil that will yield seed in nearest future.That is why I am trusting you as the human resource manager to accomplish the vision and mission of Mr.Jack concerning this beauty pageant.
I have spoke with the new vice president concerning this beauty pagaent
and Mr. John the leader of Nigeria of m00seknuckle Nigeria.Mr.John M3rriot who is currently undertaking a program in Mexico ask me to tell you about it because he felt that is a good idea.I hope you always will grant the idea.

Leadership is the wise use of power. Power is the capacity to translate intention into reality and sustain it.

Thanks in Anticipation,

Darlington O.

Wayne was adlibbing that part of "being in MEX" on the phone. Very Happy Now what to do with him?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

maybe Armstrong isn't your typical lad? Rolling Eyes

Quote:
Hello Jeremy,
I am sorry if i sound so rude, i was just trying to explain the cost of the job to you, am sorry if it sound embarassing, Yes i will be able to meetup the deadline, I have already start working on the project, i got the sample you sent to me and i will do it if that is what you need.

I have already discuss the money issue with Emily and she has explain what to do.
I will get back to you if i should have any update.

Regards,
Amstrong.


and to emily

Quote:
Good Day Emily,

I now understand your email, I will do exactly as you said and get back to you latter today.

Regards,
Amstrong.


Quote:
Emily,

Thanks for the email, I have talked to Jeremy and apologised to him if it sound rude, he also state i on hi email that you are the best person i should ask if i need any financial support.

Due to the proposal he gave to me, i told him if he could want it done fast that i will need some money to start it, i would have take the responsibility but i am financially down and i believe that the company will assist me in doing making this done, I am honest and i am ready to work with your company diligently and honestly, i am not the kind you are talking about, I have already started working on the project Jeremy gave to me but i need money to accomplish it.

I await your response and i will appreciate it if your company can comply with my complain.

Regards,
Amstrong


oops I guess i've spoken too soon Evil or Very Mad

why is it they ALL feel they should be paid before they do any work? I am going to try that, I will apply for employment at many different companies this week, a few days after i apply, I think I might contact each and every one and ask them for an advance. Based on lad mentality, I will become rich and never really have to work a day in my life. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^That´s exacty what Lucky has said "about how they work in Africa". Replace the continent with "419 country" and he has gotten it right.

Darlington doesn´t let loose.
Quote:
Dear Randall,

Thank you for your prompt response regarding my request,i have always wanted to work with m00seknuckle and contribute my own quarter towards the growth of this great company.

I have already submitted my application to Late. Jack may his soul rest in peace.Please search through your company documents you will certainly see my application.I have good relation with the Nigeria modeling team and i have always vow to Mr. Jack to uphold his vision and mission.

I think as well as Late. Jack that the beauty pageant will be a very good avenue to recruit models for m00seknuckle.I will reapply if you demand me to do so ,to show the readiness i attach to work for this company.

for what we call illusions are often, in truth, a wider vision of past and present realities --a willing movement of a man's soul with the larger sweep of the world's forces --a movement towards a more assured end than the chances of a single life.

Best Regard,

Darlington O.

I try to make myself popular, by saying the old forms don´t apply any more Very Happy
Quote:
Dear Darlington,

I´ve been informed by John Merri0t to treat your case as important.

Since we have hard nothing from you for months, I´m afraid your old application might not be valid any more.

However, there is no problem : Simply fill out page 1 (personal details) again, and the final page (with the date and your signature), and all will be fine again.

Don´f forget to also resend the pages in between, since they refer to the updated application.

Best wishes, Randall

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sent 5 days ago Surprised ... it´s the holiday season here.
Quote:
Good Afternoon Randall,

This is the attachment of my application form,i hope this will serve the purpose which you requesed it.I want appreciate your kind gesture and prompt response towards my mails.

I will be waiting to receive what next to do in order to perfect my application and contribute my own idea for the progress of this company.

Thanks,

Darlington 0nuigb0...

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This is the title page, redone as requested, plus (part of) the original application, which is from mid-February Surprised . Now I wonder if he is in for the teletubbies.


And my Gmail script writer found another one, George 0bi:
Quote:
Dear Mr.Randall 0ldman,
Thanks for this opportunity i am offered by your great company,please find here above the completed forms and i pray it will meet with your company approval and make me as one of your agents all over the world.

warm regards

Prince George 0bi

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Two bonus points : Colour print + old-school typewriter Surprised and he did not fold the sheets to make them fit into the a$$-pocket. Forms like to be treated tenderly Very Happy Prince George must be a high-quality employee.
Shall we meet him in early August in not-too-far-from-Lagos-say-some-200-miles? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i find it entertaining when these scamming turds ignore opportunities and leave the company, only to return at a later date and ask for work. When they do this, it's time to show them who is the boss.. Twisted Evil

this was received today from one of our lazy employees, who like many others wanted payment before he did any work.

Quote:
Dear Jeremy,

How are you today?

I am mailing to know if thier is any new request proposals and please don't forget the 30 days issue to enable us prepares very well.

Hope to hear from you soonest.

Regards,
Mr.Os0ndu


he wants at least 30 days to complete the project? is he mad?

i am actually past caring if they even do the work, it's always the same. "ok I'll work hard, I promise" blah, blah, blah. "give me money"

Mr Os0ndu

Thank you for your email. I appreciate your interest in representing our clients but unfortunately we are unable to provide you any clients with a 30 day deadline.

We do however have one of our most succesful clients asking for more proposals. The client is *deleted client details* The client is willing to pay $51,000.00 for an approved proposal but the deadline is August 17, 2009.

At this time, this is the only client we have available. Our company has been succesful in contracting more agents and they have been doing a wonderful job. Our board of directors has been reviewing our agent files and has been informing us that any agents that have not met our requests will no longer be allowed to represent our clients.

I fear this client may be your only chance to represent yourself and show us that you are willing to proceed further. I apologize for this.

Please inform me if you are able to meet the client deadline. If not, it is of no worry, we have other agents willing to accept this offer.

Jeremy


they only have themselves to blame if they fail.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

JohnK has finally given up Very Happy
Quote:
Randall,
Iam surprise sir that this is how you people had decided to treat me after all my labours and suffering for the company where i had laboured for close to nine months now without any prove to show for it, rather knowing you and m00seknuckle had caused me pains and put me indebted as i use to borrow money here and there perfecting your assignments. apart from that, i am being hunted for by some of my team crews who think maybe you people had paid us and i don,t want to pay them.
i have not much to say than to tell you thank you for all your lies and deceit, someone among you had opened my eyes to know that you people are operating illegally and i can,t continue with cheats so goodbye
JOHN


My helpful reply:
Quote:
Dear John,

I understand your frustration, we are also not very happy with Allxxxx Shipping.

You said "someone among you had opened my eyes to know that you people are operating illegally".

Who do you mean by that, John? Do we have a black sheep in our midst?

Yours always, Randall

Who was it? Was it you, SlapHappy? Or Otterfan - did he give away our company secrets? Surprised Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Would it be too out of order to send an email to his 'team' asking if they recieved their payments? Because you suspect that the money may not have been passed on............. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@That Man - Welcome to Eater, and thanks for your comment! Very Happy This is a very lonely thread lately, as we don't get too many comments from readers. Sad

JohnK is desperate for us to admit to doing something illegal or duping him. He has "creditors" on his ass, and he could very well be in hiding. I sure hope so, and I hope they find him, too. Smile Half of his "team" are aliases of himself, as he was trying to get more money from MM by having more models and agents under his leadership.
I don't think emailing his team members would help in this case, as they have all been in contact regarding their payments. Darl1ngt0n is the only past team member who is still on the hook, but he was very loosely connected to JohnK. Mike was a member, but he broke away after some dissent and misinformation was sown by MM staff.
Thanks for you comments, and I'll talk it over with Frumpy later, to see if there is a way to "place some team money" somewhere in the area.
Pat is still on vacation in Benin 55C, has Mike's 30k and gifts and hasn't heard from him in a few weeks. Time to resume contact. Smile

@Frumpy - I can't believe that you would accuse me of being a "black sheep!" Shocked You know that I am loyal, honest, trustworthy, and dedicated to the success of MM!! (except when I'm on vacation....) Smile

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^^^Could you show us a sign saying so? Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Corona! I'm shocked at your suggestion.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

SlapHappy wrote:
@That Man - Welcome to Eater, and thanks for your comment! Very Happy This is a very lonely thread lately, as we don't get too many comments from readers. Sad


Over the months this thread has really been good entertainment. Such a pity it has quietened down.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, it indeed is a pity. We have lost one creative genius, and the originator of the whole idea is baiting elsewhere Smile the rest was just that I cannot think of a thing we have not done yet and which would really be worthwhile to pursue. So in the course of my own failure with the shipper (no safari out of 4, my bad, I hasten to add, because the tool is great and easy to use), Slaphappy´s vacation and my little summer distractions, all the big lads have gone quiet it seems, only one very old one came back and one total noobie did the forms. I´m still massmailing regularly, only not 100s of lads every day but only the odd-dozen every day that the Lad Shuttle brings in. So, as in life, it´s a mixture of laziness, lack of new ideas, other venues, and to recuperate from the pains in the stomach because of too much laughter Very Happy
I still chat with Slaphappy every day, usually it´s about calling which next random lad, no bigger plan behind it, that´s fun as well, Slaphappy has been plastering the audio forum with calls he and associates are doing every week. And I am a bit more into the romance scammers...which usually fail to get excited about modelling (i.e. "stealing pictures from the net and getting money for that"). I need to address 419ers specifically.

Oh, and JohnK has not replied yet. When he replies, and I´m only waiting for it!, I´m sure we can find something. "Divide and impera" has worked so often ("It was THEIR fault!") .

Anyway, thanks a lot for your comments. While the fun of baiting lies in itself, feedback of any kind does help a lot along the dry seasons like this one.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well put, Frumpy. Smile In Summer, it's hard to have time to get motivated, but we still try. We are both going through a transition in our 419 baiting lives, doing different things and trying to settle into something fun and worthwhile. This morning I tried to motivate myself with a Mr. G mass insult sent to a few dozen lads. I did get some good responses from my lads that made me chuckle. Maybe they would like to model for us, too? Laughing This is what I sent to them, an old insult composed by the Big G himself.

Quote:
Subject: I CHOP U. U SUFFER KING OF FOOLS!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WETIN DEY MUGU?
UR A FUKING DESTITUTE. U DEY WORTLESS -- SMALL TIME 419. U A SMALL BOY WHO SPEND UR MONEY FROM SCAM ON 5-NAIRA ASHAWO. U MATES R MAKING GOOD MONEY FOR THEMSELVES N THEY R LEAVING U BEHIND.
U R NA GRANSON OF A USELESS PARMWAN TAPPER. MORUN GRANFATHER GAVE BIRTH TO UR INBESILE FATHER THAT DEY WHY U R USELES N STUPID. TELL U FATHER TO STOP FUKING HENS, DOGS N DUCKS, BCOS THAT DEY FATHER GET AIDS.
I DON KNO UR MAMA DEY ASHAWO. HER TOTO DROWS LIKE OKRO SOUP SMELLING DAMN THING I WOUNDER HOW U YOUR FAMILY COPE WIT AL NA ODOUR FROM HER TOTO. MAY HER VAGINNA BUST ANK KILL UR BASTARD FAMILY. OTU GWAWAKWAA NNEGI.
UR NAME IS NOW A OKIJA SHRINE, U DO TRY SCAM ONE TO MANY TIME. SO U NEVER GET WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM EVA AGAIN. I TAKE UR MAGA N CHOP U. NOW U GO BACK N PUSH TRUCK. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
U DEY CHOP BOTLE? DEM NO BORN U REACH. UNA BI DEY OBELE NSI

ONE LUV - 0LATUNJI - MR. GOMER - CHAIRMAN DI G0MERBOYZ


I got back:
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YOU CAN NOT SURVIVE THIS YEAR WAIT FOR YOUR DEATH BARSTARD.
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YOUR MAMA ,YOUR PAPA,STINKING JEW BOY,YOU DON DIE SINCE YESTERDAY ?,JUST WATCH YOUR BACK NAH ONLY ONE G NUT YOU HOLD ME.ASS HOLE


What would you say if I were to send the same message to our friends, TG, Ubah, Luckey, JohnK, and Mike? Just to sow some confusion, and also maybe piss them off? Very Happy
Whaddaya say, Frank and MG? Wink

update. I talked to Frumpy. Mr G email sent. Very Happy
Now, we wait for the fallout to settle on the babies' blankies and wake them up from the heat.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^OK Very Happy

MM mean business ooooo. 1100 asems sent. There must be some talent among all entries (since early spring 2009) in Eater´s Mass Insult Lad List Wink

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Safari Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Safari Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Safari Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok, but in the meantime, I bothered the old fools that we still have. Very Happy

To JohnK and [email protected]
Quote:
ear John,

I saw the message you sent to Randy. That last time I saw that much bullshit, I was in T0kwari, Ghana!
That is double-load bullshit from you, and both of us know it. You are being unreasonable and lazy about everything. I'm getting calls from A.S.S. every day about your package? I guess you won't pick it up. Fine. I will then, and I will keep it, too, even though I will be going right past your city on the way to my next stop.
You don't think you need to apologize? Fine. Small boys have trouble admitting their laziness and screwups, because they have not yet learned responsibility. We will keep your $2500 that we owed you, since you don't wish to man up. I think I'll use the money to put a new lining in my swimming pool. I'm sick of the old blue one. I'll get a pink one instead. Thanks to your complete ignorance and childish behavior, I'll be swimming in style.

Warmest Regards for your generosity,
Pat


To TG Ob1nna and Luckey:
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o tg ob1nna, and (Luckey)
Dear Mr. Obinna, (Luckey)

You don't think you need to apologize? Fine. Small boys have trouble admitting their laziness and screwups, because they have not yet learned responsibility. We will keep your $2500 that we owed you, since you don't wish to man up. I think I'll use the money to put a new lining in my swimming pool. I'm sick of the old blue one. I'll get a pink one instead. Thanks to your complete ignorance and childish behavior, I'll be swimming in style.

Warmest Regards for your generosity,
Pat


And to my dear longlost loverboi Mike:

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Dear Mike,

So, you won't honor me with a tattoo? And you call that love? Well, where are my videos that you promised me, then? The apology, and the love song?
I guess maybe you don't love me any more, is that it? If that is the case, then I'll have to decide if I even want you up here to the 51mba [email protected] [email protected] to pickup your cash and gifts.
Hmmm..do you have an answer for me?

Pat

No reports of Mr. G. from the boys yet. I hope the wheels start to spin about him, and they ask us some questions. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Update. Funny message from Luckey. Laughing He might still work with us if we act like adults? Is this what he is saying? How will he know when we do that? We never do that. Laughing

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Dear Patricia,

I thought I am out of your company list of agent. Look I am not a kid, don’t have that believe that I do not have something serious doing. I do not own any body any apology, I have not done any thing wrong to any one for me apologize. That I choose to be one of your agents in Nigeria doesn’t mean I should be receiving insult from you guys. I sincerely brought my self out to work with Moosechuckle Model but I turned out to be fool. Email messages has turned out to be where every one write any thing he or she like by sending all sort of embracing messages to people. Just because I choose to be one of the Moosechuckle Modeling agent that made you guys to look down on me. Don’t make that mistake to think that I am an ordinary person looking for money to feed.

You can keep the so call $2500 you claim your company owns me. I can see you need the money more I do. I wonder you and I who reason like an adult. When you guys are ready to work with me I will know.

Enjoy yourself.

Mr. Lucky Uch3ndu

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Safari x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
Safari Safari Sand Timer (19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Safari Safari [email protected] & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
Golden Pith x3 H3ctor & [email protected] - Yankar1 & Parakou
Safari x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
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Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
pony pony Closed lad accounts Mortar Goat Easter Egg 2011
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