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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 4:05 pm

Perhaps a kidnapping is in order?

edited; sp

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 4:09 pm

Thank you, That Man Smile

Readers like you are M00seknuckle´s real customers Thumbs up

Great work also to you, SlapHappy Smile

At last we have it.

We can combine my and mewing_ghecko´s suggestions. Work first, payment 2 days later, oh, but not exactly in Lay-gos, or a secure payment, whatever.

I have a different idea but I´d like to have it discussed with you first...along the lines of the following (not sent yet):

Quote:

Dear John,

You are perfectly allright. I, for one, have not received any direct payment since Jack has died. I was even thinking of quitting and leaving the company and starting a thing of my own.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 8:20 pm

Pat finally got the lad's email, but spent the whole day holed up in a hotel with the Replacement Hero, En1tan. I wanted to make sure he didn't leave yet, so I sent him this email to explain things a little better. Smile

Quote:

Dearest Mike,

I got your emails, but I cannot come to your hotel right now. The black hole eyed man who has been following me is still around my hotel now. But rest assured, I am 100% safe and under the protection of the good man En1tan. You are wrong about him, Mike. He is not out to steal my money. Enit@n is a fine citizen of Benin, a houngan and a chief of his village of Kokobiri. He has come to Cotonou to buy goods to bring back to his poor people and large family who live there. He is using his own money to do this out of the goodness of his soul and will do no harm to any man, woman, or child.

En1tan told me that he knows this man, although he has changed much since he saw him last year. He has aged greatly and the toll of the man's mission has affected him. The old wild eye man's spirit is controlled by something stronger than himself, En1tan told me. En1tan told me that he will tell me more about him later tonight and we will talk more on how to rid ourselves of his presence around us. We will stay here tonight in our hotel for at least one more night as it is too late to start traveling. Darkness is coming soon, and En1tan says the man is much more dangerous when the sun sets and we must not venture outside at night.

Mike, please, honey, stay where you are for tonight. Do not go outside after dark. I do not want the man with the eyes to find you. It's a feeling that is very strong in me. He is looking for someone, someone who has been close to me, but I do not know who. Maybe En1tan and I will find out tonight when we discuss him. En1tan as a houngan can find out all the truths he told me. The gods reveal things to him and he will ask them about this man.

Mike, do not worry about your Moosechuckle money and gifts or the money I carry now. En1tan has seen the expensive gifts, and he was very happy that I have found a good man to marry and that I would buy such good things for you. He smiled at me very sweetly and laughed so gently and warm like the ocean sands in the sun. He has a golden light around him that follows him around like heaven's lights. I feel overwhelming calm love and safety being near him.

I have been worried about you, my love, and glad to see you are near, and doing ok. I'm charging my phone again, as I have been using it all day to try and call my management at the company. Why is it that whenever you really need to get ahold of anybody, they don't answer, or it's busy, or the network is down? Yesterday was so hectic for me. I'm going to speak with En1tan now, then go to bed.
I'm exhausted.

Continue to stay well and be strong. We will meet tomorrow hopefully here in Cotonou. Dream good dreams of me. KISS KISS KISS

Your loving wife,
Pat

Here is my US number, which redirects to my satellite phone. You may not get me tonight, but try tomorrow, ok, Mike?

Waiting for the phone to ring off the hook and frantic messages to come pouring in... Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 12:09 pm

Update. The lad started ringing my phone up like crazy at 12pm Benin time, about an hour ago. A baker's dozen of calls! Isn't that an unlucky number? I waited to see if he left a message. Plus, I just woke up, and had no coffee yet. Very Happy

I received an email too.

Quote:

from Michael
to Pati
date Fri, May 29, 2009 at 5:09 AM
subject YOUR HUSBAND YOUR HERO MIKE

Dear my sweetest Angel,
my golden Angel in heaven i received your mail, thank God for everything now i am little brief ok but angel give me the proper of your address to locate you so that i will confront that mad man. I have to protect my wife by myslf, now i am crying here suffering going through pains, for good two days i have not eat anything just to make sure i am with you. i have bougth you a flowers, cds plate, picture frame flowers and so many things. please let us meet ourselves today or tomorrow pls cal me to night.i give you billion of kisses. your husband, your hero mike.cal me+234xxxxxxxxxx.

Frumpy told me this morning, "From zero to hero." Laughing

Pat loves a good hero. Wink

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 3:23 pm

I decided to give the boi a break and contact him before nightfall. This way he gets to enjoy his vacation for one more day.
Let's see what kind of hero he really is. Some more details on the mystery man who follows poor Pat. If you have been around here awhile you will recognize him. Wink

Quote:

Dear Mike,

I have seen that you may have tried to call me many times today. I'm sorry. I was sleeping and my satellite phone must be outside the buildings in order to work. I must be in open space. It was not safe to go out yet. We must find a time to leave when the man is not watching us. We are now at the xxxxx xxxxx Hotel - Cotonou, Littoral, Benin. I registered under a false name so the wild eyed man cannot call the hotel and find me if he knows my real name. But I think we will be going shortly now, En1tan just told me. We have not seen the man for hours now. Maybe he does not know we are here. We pray he does not know,but we will be moving north to a safer location, toward K0kobir1.
Did you understand my last email? About the man who is following me? Please, honey, do not try to confront him! He is armed with a large knife, a machete, and he may even have a gun in his pocket, too.
I do not want you killed! It does not look like he would be scared by any man or beast, to me. You have not seen him yet. His eyes can paralyze you if you look into them too long so that you cannot feel your body then he could do anything he wanted to do to you and you would be totally helpless to stop it. So you have to believe me that he is a danger to you please stay away from him.

En1tan has told me many things regarding this man, Mike. We had a long talk and it was a long story. We were still talking at 3AM this morning! I have just woken up now from a long slumber and I had strange dreams, frightening dreams! In my dreams I saw a large man in a white cape dragging a man and a baby toward a barrel of old clothes that looked like rags. The man with the baby was scared and was fighting the man with the white cape. The man in the white cape was trying to take the baby from the man, and put the man into the barrel with the old clothes then he would set the barrel on fire!! The man was begging him not to do it, not to take the baby and throw him into the barrel and burn him with the rags. The man with the white cape would not listen to him! He took the baby from him and placed the man in the barrel. Once he was in the barrel, he could not get out. The man in the white cape then turned into a large snake and went into the forest. I woke up screaming this morning and in a cold sweat. When I told En1tan of the dream he said something like, "Nti na-anughi anu ihe, mgbe a ga-egburu ishi e gburu nti." Do you know what that means, Mike? He also said that the man in the barrel in my dream is you! That really frightened me. What could that mean? He said, "Mike will know." And that is all he said.

After we leave here and move north away from the city a little distance I will stand outside his car and try to call you. It might be soon, or it might be quite a few hours from now. Please leave your phone turned on, Mike. And if you do try to call me again, please leave me a message and tell me you are ok, that you love me and that you have eaten some food. And tell me where you are and your situation now, as I am concerned for you. I will try to connect my satellite phone to my laptop so I can make sure I can email you from wherever I am.

Be strong my hero, Mike. We will contact each other soon again.
En1tan is being very nice and sweet to me. I like him a great deal and it is fortunate that he is here with me.
You may soon get a chance to thank him yourself.

Love,
Pat KISS

NB: This is very important, Mike. I have opened an email box for you to use in case your yahoo account gets closed again like what happened before. That was maddening, not being able to reach you!! I do not want to lose my lover boy again! Here are the details:

[email protected] Password is xxxxxxxxxxxx

====another email, a few minutes later========
Dear Mike,
I forgot to tell you. En1tan told me the man's name. It's D0ctor W@yne. He says if you even hear someone speak his name run away as fast as you can.
And do not turn around to look.
Pat

The characters of En1tan and D0ctor W@yne Dw0ps come from this thread: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=133248
I'm hoping for some kind of reunion with R@lph Mus@, the Italian helicoper pilot who was played by our very own dr stephen willi@ms. I will try to lure the lad toward 55C Benin, a fine establishment. Safaris don't usually go according to plan, but I'll do my best with this lad. Smile

@Doc - Is there an opening at 55C in a couple of days or so? Oh, and I may need the helicopter down here. Wink

EDIT: En1tan's Igbo quote can be translated as, "The ear that won't hear, when the head is cut off, it goes."

Thanks to Sleepless for finding a good website with lots of proverbs. Very Happy

http://www.kwenu.com/igbo/idioms/frame.htm

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 4:01 pm

SH, SSC would be happy to provide services for you and your lad. Send me all the details in PM, and we ill get reservations sorted. I think Ralph is available for the helicopter services. He gonna takes this guy to fly in a verga go see jungle camp what gonna be so nice nd eatt a lott a meets until such times as he gotta stop eat the meet.

Remain bless.

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 4:23 pm

FAR OUT!

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:27 pm

SlapHappy, you must be a novel writer! Very Happy

Incredibly, JohnK, who is all but frustrated with the whole MM thing, still finds new flesh for us:

Quote:

Sir,
I hereby beg to apply for the position of an agent manager in your Nigerian office or any part of the World that there is vacant position as required by the company.
I am mr , A Nigerian and a university qraduate in one of the texiary institution here in my country, i am in my mid thirties with the strenght and virgo of a youth to going extra miles for the company if i may be considered fit for employement.
Detail of your company was given to me by your West African Manager Mr , whatever information needed about me should be given by himas one who knows me better,
Let me quickly stop here expecting to receive an emplyement application form as promised by mr John if i am considered.
Iam yours faithfully,
Kelechi.

I like the "not debating the importance of forms" aspect Twisted Evil

Sent them to him.

Also Babs is back. She sent me some 20 model pics before, some even had the website tags on them where they were stolen from. Randy, of course, is enthusiastic about working with them! So, Babs´ reply:

Quote:

05-29-2009 at 21:17:05:
IP: 41.191.85.201
Subject: here, we ca only mate up with femals.
: 1.0

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLY WITH ME I AM SO VERY EXITED FOR WHAT YOU SAID AND LET ME TELLS YOU ONE THING, IS THAT IAM NOTHING BUT A PANCIL IN THE HAND OF THE CREATOR.
SO MY DEAR, WE WILL WORK TOGETHER IF YOU CAN BE ABLE TOMATEUP WITH MY DEMAND. BUT, DO NOT WORRY ABOUT ALL THAT.
LET TRY THE FIRST SHOW AND SEE WHEATHER YOU COULD MATE UP WITH THERESUPLLICATORS HERE.
LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST MY DEAR, OUT OF ALL THE PRITY GIRLS IN THE MAIL YOU SEE; PLEASE! SELECT ONLY ONE OUT OF THEM AND RESEND IT BACK TO ME SO THAT I CAN INITUALLY KNOWS WHO WE ARE DEALLING WITH.
TAHNKS I STILL REMAINS YOUR MENTOR IN THIS BIZ.
BABS JACKIES.

Sadly, still no forms done. We don´t do childs play, do we? - BTW, Babs had one of those WU.yahoo-addies as her initial contact.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 7:14 pm

Quote:

virgo of a youth to going extra miles

I like lads to go extra miles. Like 2000 extra miles. Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 12:01 am

Update.Oh, no! Pat's hero abandoned her! Shocked

Sorry, Doc! He put his tail between his legs and went back to Lagos.
62.173.48.182 Nigeria (Lagos)* Sad

I may have misjudged the boi. I thought he had at least half the gumption that Joe did and patience and money for one more day in Benin. He must have left immediately after the phonecalls this morning went unanswered and he didn't check his email before he left. I called about 2 hours after the calls stopped, but no answer on his phone. Also, let's not forget that he's a dunce. He might have been spooked a bit too much by En1tan as well. This guy is superstitious.

Quote:

from Michael
to Pat
date Fri, May 29, 2009 at 3:55 PM
subject unplaesant jounery to cotonou your husband is in serious pains now.

Dear,
i received your mail this evening, i am so angry the way things went wrong how can you come to african following herbalist person moving around the whole benin republic it is a pity for you angel to fall for that man. well let me tell you one thing if you are really because of me you came i believe you could have locate me and tell me where you are? i ask you for address, you refused to give me proper address, the address you wrote on your letter it was fake address no place like that in benin. well is like you came to africa because of the man that is moving with you right now telling you a fake things may be he has charm you with juju already that is why you prefer the fake man to your hero. do you know that i sold my things in all because of you. sorry to tel you this, i came back to nigeria this evening with empty handed, oh my God i can believe this all that is happen right now. my mum ask me this evening where is your wife, you mean you did not come with her i say no mum i was trying to locate you no way. let me tel you right now if you really want to come to nigeria by twomorrom morning because i can take this shit everything is now becoming a laughing matter honey what did i do wrong tel me right now i want you to come nigeria so that we can go to obudu cattle ranch to watch live money, snakes, crocodiles, and seen ocean warm and cold at thesame time. from cotonou to nigeria is three hour journey. my angel ,my plan was for us to get marry let me tell you seriously leave that man and come to nigeria, if i should not seen you twomorrow or next towmorrow i will believe you have something with that fake man. i will contact you tonight orcall me if you are coming to nigeria write me email or call me your love mike

========
from Michael
to Pat
date Fri, May 29, 2009 at 4:04 PM
subject do not forget your husband in life your only hero

Dear,
Angel, have you satisfy now for sake me, well may be call me to night i still have a deep love for you more than before. your hero mike.

So, he ran away and left me, but he loves me more than before? Confused

Tell me all about it, Mike. I'm listening. Very Happy

It's not over yet, gang. This is just a lovers' first quarrel. Pat thinks that things were just moving too fast for him and maybe herself as well. It is also not easy trying to establish a relationship with a strange man following you. Pat is very understanding of men's insecurities and major faults, too. Wink

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 12:41 am

Some "hero", running away at the first sign of a problem.

I think Pat should write him an e-mail covering this point, that he is a coward, with no manhood (or perhaps just a very little manhood), What pathetic, scared "hero" abandons his loved one, whines and cries and hides his face in his mother's skirts? etc etc...

Perhaps you could start addressing him as "My coward Michael"

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 12:50 am

Oh, no, sorry to hear to turned out to be a "love 'em and run home" type of a lover Confused

Quote:

i want you to come nigeria

Well, well, no can do. Unless you have taken out a visa for Nigeria in advance or can prove you have outbound tickets originiating out of Nigeria and need emergency transit home, the Nigerian embassy will not issue you a visa if you are not a citizen of the country where the embassy is located (i.e. Benin, Burkina, etc...) For Americans, visas can not be obtained on the boarder crossing (the one that he used and to cross is Krake Plage) nor at the Lagos airport when flying in. Tell him to call the embassy or the boarder if he does not believe it . All truth

Three choices right off the bat:
1) P@t can enter Nigeria illegally
2) P@t can meet him in a *friendlier* country - i.e. Benin again ,or if he does not like that, maybe the place called Niger...sounds so close to Nigeria Laughing

3) P@t can go home and loverboi can stay in Lagos. But those long distance marriages just don't seem to work out Wink

But knowing P@t I am there will be door number 4 and 5 Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 12:55 am

@ Wright - Pat is nice and understanding. After she cries her eyes out, gets mad, cries again, she will probably address him as "My Little Turtle-dove, My Heart, My Flower, My Little Chickidee!" Wink

But what a wimpy cock-a-doodle-doo Mike is!

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 3:54 am

Quote:

i want you to come nigeria so that we can go to obudu cattle ranch to watch live money, snakes, crocodiles, and seen ocean warm and cold at thesame time

Does that sound awesome or not? Laughing

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 6:25 am

Great modalities, Sleepless Very Happy

Hmmm...what to do now? Actually, Pat´s 1 week holiday is finished and she would have to travel back to Chicago now.
Can she insist on the dancing video? Promising a little "surprise" herself ?

This surprise could coincide with the MM payment, giving him 2 (two) reasons to go to Abuja Exclamation

(where our trusted MM banks are. It´s a pity we couldn´t find one in Lagos...)

Maybe a few flashing e-cards in the meantime? And of course, putting all the blame on him! And stressing how much she shivers when thinking of that shady stranger. Maybe next time she comes to Nigeria directly! Smile

Randy in turn can be extremely grateful for Mike having held his hands over Pat while she was having a rest in Cotonou (not knowing Mike has not found her). Then he is going to ask Mike if he knows the ^^new Lagos applicant.
Randy trusts Mike a lot!

Randy also got the "I have a new email" notification. Replied just shortly:

Quote:

Allright, thank you.
I therefore assume Pat and you got to know each other Wink

Regards, RandaII

EDIT His reply:

Quote:

Dear,
i rceived your message i am sorry i could not write you, please do not forget our business i mean the letter you sent to me concering models.

mike.

Does it offer more advantages if Randy knows about Pat and Mike, or not?
I think Randy and Mike should talk about work, and not about women.

EDIT After some serious business charts with SlapHappy, and a few nonsensical ideas, I think we ought to try, as a June project, to get the lads dressed up as something.
They need a nest line of action, otherwise they will come to think and question MM if they are real.

I believe among his Premium Member Bait Sites, Nurse Nasty also has a movie production company...
So how about a Teletubbies assignment?
Mike as "Tinky Winky", JohnK as "Lala" and Chris as "Poh"?
They would only need coloured bedspreads to wear, and some cool hats. And a "No-No". Then dancing around a green hill...
Is this sensible enough for a true M00seknuckle idea, or not?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 12:29 pm

Sensible? Since when do we ever come up with anything sensible when we start to strategise in chat, Frumpy? Well, it looks good to me, and it will be easier for the lads to do than dressing as comic book superheros, our other idea. What the hell. Watching overstuffed lads roll on the ground and giggle would make me giggle. Smile

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 12:40 pm

Well, Mike himself asked about the models he needs to bring, so why not saying "Mike, we need three models for an UK childrens series merchandize project immediately!"

Four : I forgot "Dipsy" !

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 7:28 pm

We must have left Mike alone to his thoughts too long, says Frumpy... Shocked

Quote:

from Michael
to Pat
date Sun, May 31, 2009 at 12:06 PM
subject GOOD NEWS TO ALL MANAGER IN MM

Goodday,
The Blood of Jesus and fire of the Holy Ghost said, you people should release my salary. before i take legal actions against you people. let me sound this to your ears i have somebody that is (SAN) of Nigeria also stay in U.S i just give you people five working days to pay my sweat i mean my salary, or else your company and her will be publish. the whole of Africa, Asia, Europe both north and south even internet i don't care to know much it will cost me. obnoxious acts of killing peoples destines which i am sure is against U.S law and against God law-so get ready to fight with God and the the law. what shall it profit a man to acquire the whole world and loose his soul in hell fire. extend this to Mr JOHN MERRIOT
BYE FROM NOW WILL SHALL SEE OUR SELVES I GIVE YOU FIVE DAYS. MIKE THE UNSHAKEABLE MAN

Where's the love, Mike? What happened to our deepest love? Confused

Pat might decide to cave in to his pressure of bringing God, The Blood of Jesus, and The Holy Ghost into this. They are telling her to pay him. So, she will. He can meet her at 55C Benin, where she has his money. Smile

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 7:51 pm

Quote:

let me sound this to your ears

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 9:02 pm

I already know what to reply to him Very Happy

Quote:

Dear Mike,

I have just received a letter, a handwritten letter, on my desk. It is from Mrs. Cr0kin. She says you are threatening her with legal action.
How do I have to understand this?
You do know it is strictly against US laws encouraging personal relationships between a company´s employees, right? Pat can be sacked just for coming too close to you - she is supposed to keep her judgment clean and not be infeced by afflictions and emotions to people whom we consider responsible, adult people and agents, able to guide other people around to do the work for them.
How are your model pictures going?
I have never received a single specimen from your work, Mike.

I seriously suggest you take a few days of rest from the emotional upheavals Pat has just made another blakc man gone through...and then report back to me later this week.

I secured an easy-to-do assignment for a UK children marketing Television series and I considered it to be perfect to be done by you and three models.

Mike, we never can harvest before seeding. I have just made my personal revenue calculations for the past 8 months and I was shocked to see the economic crises has melted down my average M00seknuckle income to $ 7600 a month only!

Let´s work together, come on, come on, let´s work together!

I think I should relocate to Lagos, anyway. Or rather to Abuja. Mr. Merri0t is not supporting talent, he is only interested in the money aspect. That was not why I started this revenues...

Best wishes, RandaII

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:02 pm

It took a few days to get away from Dr. W@yne, but Mike got this email just now. Let him chew on this one for awhile. Shaking up Mr. Unshakable Man Mike. Very Happy

Quote:

Dear Mike,

Hi, honey! I'm now safe! Aren't you glad for me? Now it is safe for you to come to see me! I can't wait!
But...
I am so confused by your actions and behavior, that I just don't know what to say to you. And I have no idea what transpired between you and John Merr10t that would make you so angry with the managers at our company. What did he say to you? What did you say to him? This is crazy what you are saying in your last email! Have you lost your mind? Send me the emails between you two and let me see what the hell happened. This makes absolutely no sense to me. Since I've been on vacation, I have not seen them.
Maybe I can help straighten this thing all out, Mike. There must be some massive miscommunication somewhere along the line.

And about us...Where the love, Mike? What happened to our wonderful budding relationship, that you decided to throw it all away and pursue this insane course of yours? Don't you love me anymore? Why did my hero run away and hide under Mommie's skirt at the first sign of trouble in Cotonou when I told you to stay put and wait one more day till I was free of the man following me?!! You told me you could stay another day, but you left me before the day was over, right before I was able to escape from the hotel.
And don't ever call me a lier, Mike. There certainly is a XXXXX
xxxxx Hotel in Cotonou. It is famous for a statue of a horse, painted green, right out in front of the entrance to the hotel! It's a good hotel too. So don't tell me I'm lying. Look it up on the internet, if you don't believe me.
Didn't you ask me to marry you? And didn't I try to protect you as well from the crazy man, and choose the best and safest option for us? You certainly didn't come up with a very good plan of action. En1t@n thankfully was there to be my Replacement Hero, and it's a damn good thing he was willing to do it for a complete stranger! You were of no use to me at all in my situation, arriving late again, and then having no sympathy or a single loving thought or action toward me. If you ran out on me after one day of trouble there, how could I possibly count on you to watch out for me for an entire lifetime? How could I, Mike? Answer me that. Some hero you turned out to be!

I saw that you tried to call me many times on my phone after you got home to Lagos. But, you didn't leave me a single message of "I love you, Pat." That hurt me. It hurt me a lot, Mike. When I got to Parakou, Benin I looked...no voicemails. Just empty calls. I guess I am not worth the 25 cents to leave me a loving message, or even a "are you safe and alright, honey?" I cried the whole time on the way up here after you left me, Mike. I could not understand why you told me you would wait for me to call when I was safe, then run away home to your mother! Do you love your mother more than you do me? If you marry me, you will have to love me more, much much more, or I'm not interested in marrying you. Did you call your Mommy from Cotonou crying to her, and she told you to come home and leave me here in danger, your future wife? If she did, then she's a damn bitch. And if you listen to her, and not me, then you are a little bitch's Mommy's boy and not a real man. Are you a real man? Or a bitch's little boy?

I guess I should tell you where I am, even though you probably don't deserve to know, Mike. I have made my way to 51mba 5afari Camp at Penjar1 National Park in northwestern Benin. I have gone from here to visit En1t@n's village of K0k0biri and met the people and his family. He has been very nice to me, and has never asked me for one dollar of compensation for his help, nor has he asked me to marry him, Mike. He has helped me out of the goodness of his heart, one human being to another, as a Samaritan. He has my deepest respect and admiration for the risks he took to protect me and make sure I got here ok. You are wrong too about him putting "juju" on me, and "charming" me, for his own personal gain. That is a laughable allegation from a coward like you, Mike. An excuse you made up for your own inadequacies as a man. Where did you ever get the idea that he would use silly magic on me? Don't you ever think that some people are just good people, and do good things for others? Do you think that everyone takes advantage of situations and other people for their own evil wants and needs? Do you run with the devil, Mike? Just where is your head, heart, and soul at, Mike?

And I don't think you should start calling on the Holy Trinity to help you, either, in this crazy lawsuit idea of yours. You might not like what they will reveal to you as the real truth of things. If you don't change your course, the snake might come back out of the woods with a lighted torch, and toss it into the barrel of old clothes. Don't forget. The last time I saw you in my dream, you were in the barrel, too.

I really don't know if we can salvage this whole work and love thing, but I'd like to think that we can. I'm an optimist, so it's just a natural thing for me to think this way. It's never too late to change, Mike. Randy has a new project for you. I think you should give it serious consideration. It will pay quite well. Ten thousand, I believe. The client is here at the Camp now, and itching to get started on it. I still have your money here and gifts I bought for you.
I will save them for you, although I was tempted to give the gifts to En1t@n because I was so mad at you yesterday. He would look so handsome in the Armani suits I bought for you, and they would fit him nicely, I think. If you want to come up here to see me or collect your things, just take a bus to Parakou. 5imba 5afari Camp has a shuttle service that picks up guests there. The Cotonou shuttle has been discontinued, as the camp director has said that it is too stressful for the guests to ride in the 4WD truck all those miles to the camp. It is easier to pickup at a closer location to the camp.

It's beautiful up here, and the rooms and food are fabulous! I'm going to stay right here for the duration of my vacation. I've met so many nice Camp people, especially R@lph Mus@. He's their helicopter pilot, and a meat conniseur. And he's so funny! He has great stories of all his adventures in Africa, and I just love listening to his words! He even saved a very famous rock star who was lost in the forest last year. Tomorrow, he's taking me on a tour in the helicopter, and we will land at a remote waterfall and pool and go swimming au natural! I've never done that before, so it should be fun!

I hope you are well today, Mike. I can't wait to hear from you again. Please write!

Pat

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:32 pm

Great stuff Smile

I took a stroll through Randy´s office, found two melted candy bars and two letters from our team:

Mike wrote:

I LOVE MAKING CASE

Goodday,
I am talking about my sweat i mean my salary, forget about enmotional. i give Mr John Merri0t five working days to pay my salary or else i will destroyed him and his company. i have two good (SAN) of nigeria that stay in U.S. America use many years and million of dollars to build world trade centre but someone destroyed it just a few minutes. don't be suprise i appear in U.S start figthing from unshakeable man mike i love making case. buye from now.

Wow

So is this a confession? Mikey a terrorist?

Anyway, he made me mad a little. How low can he go? Replied him this, in this case I wasn´t even acting Evil or Very Mad

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Quote:

Mike,

It appears you have lost your mind. I know you are not Superman.
I also despise you making fun of an abominable crime leading to the deaths of over 3000 innocent human beings, you considering yourself as being on the level of terrorists.

I hardly believe what I have read. How can we issue you any money before you have done any work? And what is SAN?

Anyway, it becomes perfectly clear that M00seknuckle will not invest a singular cent more into Nigeria. As so many of your countryfolk´s emails have proven, we can hardly trust anyone we have not personally met (for their own fault!) for any serious business.

I demand an apology, other wise this will be my last email to you.

R O

Ethic issues, rare enough that it happens, are biting me about MM atm, plus an increasing amount of taedium about the whole baiting-lying-marathon in general...
More peaceful words from Thankgod´s sickbed :

Quote:

Dear Ra O,

It have been a long while now since i heard from you last, how are you doing?.

I will like to ask you is there any arrangement making for my monthly salary.

Also to tell you that i will be discharge from hospital by Friday this week been 5th Jun 2009,

To tell you the truth i am wishing to get out from here,i don't see the reason why a young man like me will be cage here in the hospital, while my mate are out there working very hard, any way it will be over by Friday.

Sir remember that i am counting on you, you are my encourager and mentor, i will appreciate if you recognize all this and help me out.

Always remember that i held you to high esteem, of course you know what that means.

Thanks and God bless you.

Regards,

Mr.ThankGod O O

NB:
What about your Lome trip are you still there or have you come back?

Teletubbies for him then?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:54 pm

ThankGod would make a wonderful Teletubbie, Frumpy! And he's been asking for a new assignment. He be extra pleased when he hears it pays so much, and is so easy to do! He's a lucky man that Mike decided to take the low road. That's what I like about TG. Always on the high road. Very Happy

EDIT: About your ethic issues..just think of them like bad specimens of mold, uncollectable types, like I do. They are toxic mold, and destroy everything good in this world. Don't take anything they say personally, Frumpy. They are not attacking you, they are attacking goodness. They are evil, and must be stomped on.

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:17 am

You are the best Smile

...

Seems MM are in some serious sh1t now Very Happy

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Quote:

DO HAVE CONSCIENCE?

Goodday,
I am glad to hear you mention our salary i mean our sweat, Mr J0hn called me on phone he said, you order him to scan employment agreement with one person driving license or passport. let me ask you a question what employment agreement doing with collecting of money through money grams. Let me tell you i have been collecting money, through money grams or western union, i use national identity card which is general accepted by all banks in Nigeria. Mr R O, i can seen the love i have for you, you begin to destroyed it right now, stop playing tricks on us. I thank God i have three good solid men who back me up two senior advocate of Nigeria (SAN) one senator in federal republic of Nigeria. I have give you people good five solid days to pay up my salary or else"bitter leaf will enter liquid of honey" it will not take me a seconds to destroyed mm. first thing i will do, i will publish mm in internet and tell the whole world the company is a fraudster, they are not true company. i just advice you to act fast before it"s too late. thank you unshakeable mike.

Wooooo...ok. In turn, I´m going to report you and your friend to the Internet Fraud Police, Refugee Scam Squad!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:51 pm

LMAO!

It looks like he took off his gloves, and is looking for a bare-knuckle brawl with M00sechuckle. Well, if that's what he wants, two can play at that game! There will be blood, spilled guts, and lots of pain after this match is over! Pat's ready for them, too! Keep your hands up, and protect yourself at all times, gentlemen and ladies. Go back to your corners and wait for the bell.....DING! boxer

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