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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Posted:
Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:15 pm |
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To a stuntman agency Roy put him in touch with...
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Dear Xxxxx,
Man i did'nt receive anything from you man,watsup with you,i need to see some photos of you please,hope to hear from you soon
Dan |
My reply:
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I NEED A STUNTMAN, WHY DO YOU WANT MY F*CKING PHOTO?
I WANT YOURS
MUPPET |
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This are my pictures,when can i start
Dan |
This is one of a series of 5, he has already sent to P4ris H1lton and Roy.
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We dont need stuntmen who bravely sit in a f*cking chair.
Do you know what a stuntman is?
This is from my email I sent you IN FEBRUARY:
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Send me a picture of you doing a stunt that I can use
to sell you to a studio. anything exciting looking, a jump
from somewhere high, something with fire or water, its up to
you, just make it look good.
It only has to LOOK dangerous, don't go hurting your self. (Well you can if you want to, but it'll only start an ethics thread...)
If I can get a studio interested in you as a stuntman, I can get you
into the UK or the USA, depending on what the film is,
and where it's being made. |
One Love Brother,
Xxxxxx |
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Posted:
Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:32 pm |
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To be fair to the lad Roy, that chair is on a dangerous tilt!
I look forward to reading more on this muppet's show soon. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
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"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Posted:
Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:13 pm |
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Dangling upside down over a crocodile/tiger fish infested river? with the rope burning?
You have a lad for life there Roy, well done |
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http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:22 pm |
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Really? I hope so.
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I look forward to seeing what you can come up,
The attached photo got the sender, Rob Smirtz, a $200,000
part in a Hollywood blockbuster.
I can then send anything you can provide me with to my contacts at Fox and Paramount, to find you a job. |
Dan also has an offer from his football agent:
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i have no idea what you are talikng about.
Either find your own way to my office or think about videos, or
travel to our African office at the Stade R0bert Champr0ux, in
Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire.
We have a full time scout there, who can interview and assess you.
Otherwise forget it, sorry |
and, after much begging, I have given him an email for Ryan Giggs, who will win a lottery any minute now, I guarantee it. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Posted:
Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:31 am |
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Dan tells me he is buying a camera, he will be a proper little trophy machine then.
I have put him in touch with one of his football heroes, Ryan Giggs, who he has upset already.
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Dear Ryan,
How are you today,i hope you are fine.
I am very sorry about the last compliment,i did'nt know that the word will get you pissed off,please sorry for that,i was really insane that yesterday forgive me,and spear me not with your words.
Please Ryan kindly tell me more about your football life.
Hope to hear from you sooner.
From Dan |
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Posted:
Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:58 am |
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Ouch so either dangerous stunts or he will be speared Nice to see he keeps on giving. |
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the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Posted:
Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:02 am |
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I wonder if you could show Dan, Bombadier's "Action Jackson" videos, and say that this laddie was awarded $100k for his efforts.... |
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=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
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=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Posted:
Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:55 pm |
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What do you want to bet that Dan buys a camera, but it gets stolen from him by armed robbers? Dan is an armed robber magnet.
I really, really, really, really (insert more really's) really want Dan to get beaten to a pulp by Stanley. At least then when he tells his tale of woe to Roy there will be a hint of truth in it. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Posted:
Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:22 pm |
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That remids me Jayhawk, Interpol got a mention from Dan:
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Let me know if you get this, I enclose a signed photo.
By the way, are you the one who crashed Wayne's Aston Martin? He showed me a photo of it crashed the other day, he was very upset with you.
Ryan Giggs |
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Dear Ryan,
That was true,the interpol was the people that did,it was really unbelievable.
So how are you doing,i hope you are fine.
Well it was true,i tried it,it was not going,so how is everything i'll enclose me picture to you after i recieve your reply.
Please Ryan i need you to tell me more about your football life,i heard that it was really impressive,i'll like to hear more.
I am online now,i'll be waiting for you,
From your friend,
Dan |
I'll send him the photo of the crashed Aston, to cheer him up.
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Posted:
Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:28 pm |
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Roy, if I remember correctly that car had some sort of mechanical problem on the road and Agent Jones pushed it off a cliff. Dan was not very happy. He really wanted that car. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Posted:
Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:15 am |
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Dan wants to aplogise to Wayne Rooney, but still blames you, Jayhawk.
Sadly Wayne isn't bright enough to work a stapler, never mind a computer.
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Please ask wayne if there is anyway i can contact so i can plead with him,i am really really very sorry for that,it was the interpol's fault,please i need to plead with him,you need to help me.
From Dan |
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Posted:
Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:51 am |
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Dan is an absolute treasure.... |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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e6ffdyr0
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Posts: 2297
Location: Argabuthon
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Posted:
Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:49 am |
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So much for the f*cking chair : Dan just sent nude pics to Paris H. and the only reasons why I did not post them here is, that they are NSFW and I am in the office and that they would not be tolerated at photobucket
This lad is a hazard for himself and his own worst enemy. I wonder if it would be an act of condemnable ladhugging to feel pitty for this guy |
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i DEY SHIT ON UR PAPA AND UR MAMA HEAD. iNSHORT I GO ASK RAT TO SHIT INSIDE THERE MOUTHS IF U KNOW DEY CAREFUL. AND U GO ROAT IN HELL FIRE YOU AND ALL YOUR FAMI;LY. (tunde aramide)
11x
Tamale -> Accra (4hm3d R4y4n K4d1r1)
Hamburg -> Hannover (B4rry M3ns4)
J0shua Al4mu Th0mas & K3lvin Oz1ri (both courtesy of Prudential Ltd.)
For reasons only known to myself, I have discontinued all my funbaiting efforts. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Posted:
Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:20 pm |
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^^ yes. |
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took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
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yournamehere
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere
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Posted:
Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:33 pm |
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Dan definately is something special... he's so irritating and annoying that I can't stop following the baits...
I think everybody here really hopes he finally gets beaten-up completely or ends up 'stredded, brook and dieting' in some remote corner of his country and is never heard of again... Unfortunately he's still around as his sheer laziness seems to prevent him from getting in real trouble...
Great work! I really hope you can inflict some good lad-pain on him! |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Posted:
Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:04 pm |
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^^^ We're working on some pain for Dan. See the "Stanley" thread.
Like I said, Dan is pretty proud of "little dan" and will show him off fairly freely. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Posted:
Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:54 pm |
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Dan still hasn't sent (in the "Stanley" thread) his naked pics.
I don't know whether to be upset that he picked "Paris" first or relieved that I've been spared "little Dan" for now. |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
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e6ffdyr0
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Posts: 2297
Location: Argabuthon
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:07 am |
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Here are some oh is "save for work" throphies ...
I know, that it would be a lot better to have his face and breast on the same pic as the sign, but for some reason I am pretty sure, this is really him |
_________________ - any spelling mistakes are intentional -
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i DEY SHIT ON UR PAPA AND UR MAMA HEAD. iNSHORT I GO ASK RAT TO SHIT INSIDE THERE MOUTHS IF U KNOW DEY CAREFUL. AND U GO ROAT IN HELL FIRE YOU AND ALL YOUR FAMI;LY. (tunde aramide)
11x
Tamale -> Accra (4hm3d R4y4n K4d1r1)
Hamburg -> Hannover (B4rry M3ns4)
J0shua Al4mu Th0mas & K3lvin Oz1ri (both courtesy of Prudential Ltd.)
For reasons only known to myself, I have discontinued all my funbaiting efforts. |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Posted:
Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:08 am |
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If he only knew about his loving fans on this board wonderful, Enno!
(And where are the other ones?) |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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e6ffdyr0
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Posts: 2297
Location: Argabuthon
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Posted:
Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:55 pm |
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^^^^
PM me ur mail and you can see the little Dan growing slowly from pic to pic (three pics to the price of € 0 for honored eater members) |
_________________ - any spelling mistakes are intentional -
Sign my guestbook
i DEY SHIT ON UR PAPA AND UR MAMA HEAD. iNSHORT I GO ASK RAT TO SHIT INSIDE THERE MOUTHS IF U KNOW DEY CAREFUL. AND U GO ROAT IN HELL FIRE YOU AND ALL YOUR FAMI;LY. (tunde aramide)
11x
Tamale -> Accra (4hm3d R4y4n K4d1r1)
Hamburg -> Hannover (B4rry M3ns4)
J0shua Al4mu Th0mas & K3lvin Oz1ri (both courtesy of Prudential Ltd.)
For reasons only known to myself, I have discontinued all my funbaiting efforts. |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:15 pm |
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^^^ How much for you to promise NOT to send them?
We hope to have some pictures of Dan getting a kick in the nadgers very soon. We'll keep you posted in the 'Stanley' thread. |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Posted:
Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:18 pm |
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Didn't know where else to put this, just saw Bombardier's videos...Dan has some big shoes to fill...
and I think it does a good job in illustrating the abject poverty that these scammers are subjected to. |
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