Talk Like a Pirate Day, September 19, 2008

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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:11 pm

could someone pretty please eyepatch my av? I suck at photoshop.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:24 pm

Here you go Wasi!

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:45 pm

^BBWWWAAHHHHHAAAHHHAAAA

PERFECT.

the subject himself would guffaw at that. LOL_sign

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:26 pm

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:33 pm

^tanx for that Bill!!!!

the granddaddy of Holy Hustlers is now ready to pillage!

btw is that a Canada flag waving in the back, but done is ochre yellowish brown?

no need to explain the dangling lure

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:40 pm

It's been out there a long time sun, wind and weather take their toll Wink

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:05 am

Nerdy pirate joke:

Q. What sits on your shoulder and goes "Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"?

A. A parroty error

Aaaaggghhhh! Yo ho ho and a bottle of disk head cleaning fluid!

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:05 am

Sorry ninjas-got a privateer in the family history as well as a known smuggler.I'll dump yer scurvy arsses overboard afore we make Port Royal!

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:20 pm

JMRazor wrote:

Or undead ghoulish pirates!

Simian Pirates shall always rule the seas. YARRRRRRR!

Pass the Banana Rum.

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:17 pm

Q. What's a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A. ARrrrr, that be about a Buck-an-ear...

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 146

http://www.piratejokes.net/

such tresures as

Quote:

A guy walks into a pub with a t-shirt that says "Pirates are stupid for 3 reasons!" He walks up to the bar, orders an ale. and sits down. He no more than gets his quaff when a smelly old sot comes up to him and says, "Aaargh, thar, matey! What's that yer shirt be sayin' thar?"

The guy looks around, looks the man straight in the eyes (well, in his one good eye, anyway), and says "Reason number 1 -- Pirates can't read!" Then he turns around to enjoy his beverage.

Not used to this sort of disrespect, the surly gent takes his hooked arm, lays it aggressively on the man's shoulder, and slowly says, "What's that ye be sayin' thar, sonny-boy?"

The guy looks around again, looks his aggressor square in the eye this time, and enunciates, "Rea-son num-ber 2 -- Pirates can't hear!" And again, he turns around to face the bar.

Well, by this time, the old codger has had enough. He backs up, pulls his sword, and growls, "Aaaaargh, ye bilge rat, that be enuff of yer sass! Stand up and fight, ye lubber, yer soon to be acquainted with Davy Jones, his-self!"

With that, the guy stands up, pulls his pistol, and shoots the pirate dead through his one good eye. He drops his head as he watches him fall, sighs, and says, "Reason #3 -- You pirates are constantly bringing swords to gunfights!"

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:01 pm

Here's my jollyroger!

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:42 pm

Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

A: Because they can spend years at 'C' !!

Wink

*** BANNED *** Joined: 18 Jul 2004 Posts: 2049

Arrr, my willy has been hit by lightnin' whar is the nearest hospital Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

EDIT:

Quote:

So a pirate walks into a bar, okay, and swaggers up to the barkeep and demands a glass of rum. I believe his exact words were "Your rum or your life, dog, what'll it be?".

And so the bartender, being a reasonable fellow, makes no complaint but simply grabs a large glass, a bottle of fine dark rum, and begins to pour. And while he's waiting for the glass to fill (this being, as I said before, a large glass) he sizes up the pirate, having never seen a real honest-to-God pirate before.

This pirate is in full pirate gear. Gold earrings, patch over the eye, a big filthy white blouse covering his swarthy chest, tattoos everywhere, all of it. But protruding from his pirate trousers is the unmistakable form of a steering wheel.

Well, the bartender sees that the glass of rum is just about topped off, so he passes the glass across the bar to the pirate, who nods curtly and takes a huge swig of the rum. Slapping a dubloon on the bartop, he turns to walk away, when our bartender's curiousity gets the best of him.

"Wait, one second. What's up with the steering wheel?"

And the pirate turns back and fixes him with a beady glare from his lone eye. "Arrr, I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances

The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're gonna to have to pee in the boat!"

*** BANNED *** Joined: 18 Jul 2004 Posts: 2049

Jayhawk wrote:

have to passport

I think the auto-censor "passported" on you Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^^ We have an auto-censor? Well I'll be ******. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 4:53 pm

I thought that this was "Talk like a Pirate" day, not "Talk like Bob Hope" day.

<pauses for the obligatory.....>

Yarrrr!

Now for some piratey stuff.

Kontraband wrote:

1950 - Disney release Treasure Island starring this guy.
Robert Newton created everything that you and I would recognise as piratey today. "Yarrr"? That was him. "Arrrrrr" thats him too. He really ran the gamut.

Source of info is here http://www.kontraband.com/blog.asp - you have to scroll down through some stuff headed by a pic of the Lizard King. Warning. Do not scroll down any further as it gets political, and I've been reading this thread http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=148067 [/controversial bit] Very Happy

And to finish......

<drum roll>

Avast there, me hearties, any chance of a swig o' grog for an old sea dog? I've got a black spot in front of me eye, so I have. Yarrr!

<end of ON7 "getting into the spirit of things". Normal service will now resume. Now you know why I don't do karaoke Very Happy

>

[edited to add more pirativity]

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:42 pm

Avast behind!

I be going to spend me gold dubloons on some fine grog, down ye tavern.
15 men on a dead man's chest, then the Police showed up....

Yohoho and a bottle of Peroni.

Aaaarrrrrr! Hard a larboard Mr Mate!

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Is this a parroty, or is this the rrrrrrrrreal thing?

That "Pirate Encyclopedia" thing earlier was funny!

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