frustrated Lad can't open bank receipt!!

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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:10 pm

Seems my lad is reaching the peak of frustration with this scan of a bank statement that he just cannot seem to open:

Quote:

I WANT YOU TO SCAN ME THE BANK RECEIPT AGAIN AND MAKE SURE YOU SCAN IT PROPERLY SO THAT IT CAN BE SEEINGABLE.

"seeing-able"... what bastard English is that??? Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:32 pm

Seeingable..lol

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:35 pm

From an "application letter" that one Lad told me to send the bank:

Quote:

Thanking you for your anticipated Vania

Any ideas on that, anyone?

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:28 am

I can't resist.

Seeingable is what I ain't. Wink

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:27 pm

^^ @Titania - Good one! Your attitude about your disability is commendable. Wink

@dh_mac - That would make an excellent siggy! Laughing

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:30 pm

Quote:

Thanking you for your anticipated Vania

Isn't there a "g" missing in there somewhere? Razz

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:28 pm

Have you sent him random pictures and other scans to see if he can be seeingable these also? Maybe his issue isn't that he's unable to be seeingable these images and it's an issue with the new anti-scan software your mother has installed on your computer. Everything you scan becomes blurred. I would see if he could send you a bank account you can direct deposit these funds. Alan would love to have that information and I'm sure we'd all like to be seeingable that account shut down.

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:35 pm

Great Idea NN Laughing

Send him some of these to test if he is colour blind.

http://www.toledo-bend.com/colorblind/ishihara.html

Then send one with the number obscured completely. Laughing

I'm sure someone will help you with that.

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:30 am

Well.. my friend has been pretty good sending me bank accounts

.. but I like the color blind test. I'm thinking of getting him to "print out what he see's" and Fax me a copy (..being I don't have a printer.. can't open his attachments.. blah blah blah.. )

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:22 pm

Aren't you concerned that if you do that, you'll be admitting you have access to a fax machine, and if he catches that, he'll just demand you fax the receipt?

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:01 pm

^^^ ohhh no. You see I have a 'special' fax machine where I can receive faxes but its restricted for sending anything outside my calling area. Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:02 am

^^Damn those Special Fax Machines! Laughing

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:58 am

Of course you could send him one of those colour blindness test pictures, and when he tells you what the number is, you tell him it's something completely different. Laughing

Then you can start asking him about his diet and whether there is any lead pollution where he lives.

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:35 am

But when you send your message back to yourself it is ultraseeingable, and that is doubleplusgood.

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:38 pm

Scan it to a huge uncompressed jpeg that crops off halfway through the account number. That way it will take forever to load and then just stop when it gets to the number he wants.

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