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dh_mac
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
Posts: 289
Location: Vancouver.. or AM I?!?
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Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:10 pm |
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Seems my lad is reaching the peak of frustration with this scan of a bank statement that he just cannot seem to open:
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I WANT YOU TO SCAN ME THE BANK RECEIPT AGAIN AND MAKE SURE YOU SCAN IT PROPERLY SO THAT IT CAN BE SEEINGABLE.
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"seeing-able"... what bastard English is that??? |
_________________ "what do you want from me.. i can kill you if you don't stop writing me.. i can perform african wonders that will drop you death." Dr-Y-Qasi3y
"..SCAN ME THE BANK RECEIPT AGAIN AND MAKE SURE YOU SCAN IT PROPERLY SO THAT IT CAN BE SEEINGABLE." Mr_Berkley
"...WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO UNH, TO KILL MY SELF BECAUSE OF A PARCKAGE.." Androse V1ncent-another satisfied customer of ParcelDirect
"..I AM TOTALY DISAPONTED THE WAY YOU ARE TAKING THIS TRANSACTION ...IF I HAVE KNEW YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS TRANSACTRION THIS WAY ..I WIL NOT CONTACT YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME"-DR_Usman
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Harry Pianis
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 216
Location: The North Pole, sniping elves
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Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:32 pm |
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Seeingable..lol |
_________________ YOU HAVE TO STOP SENDING ME SUCH MAILS. AND IF DO STOP, I WILL HAND YOU OVER TO POLICE.
-Martins 4kuf0r
>>>Need some chickens?<<< |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:35 pm |
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From an "application letter" that one Lad told me to send the bank:
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Thanking you for your anticipated Vania |
Any ideas on that, anyone? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:28 am |
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I can't resist.
Seeingable is what I ain't. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:27 pm |
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^^ @Titania - Good one! Your attitude about your disability is commendable.
@dh_mac - That would make an excellent siggy! |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Jimmy Jazz
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 174
Location: Slowly going around the bend
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:30 pm |
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Thanking you for your anticipated Vania |
Isn't there a "g" missing in there somewhere? |
_________________ After all I have done for you, you still have the UTAHCITY to call me a fool - J*hn 1gwe
I like you because I can sense some kind of strictness in you which reassures me that you are a straigth forward person - M@mudu U5m@n
"I must tell you that you must be one of these internet bugs parasites" - An ongoing lad.
ASSHOL, EAT YOUR DEFICATE., USELESS SOON OF BITCH, POLICT TOILET AND A MISSRABLE ONDIGAR BORN TO BE FAUSTRATED FOR LIFE THAT IS WHAT YOUR ARE.OK - Barrister D0ugla5 Clarl3
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:28 pm |
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Have you sent him random pictures and other scans to see if he can be seeingable these also? Maybe his issue isn't that he's unable to be seeingable these images and it's an issue with the new anti-scan software your mother has installed on your computer. Everything you scan becomes blurred. I would see if he could send you a bank account you can direct deposit these funds. Alan would love to have that information and I'm sure we'd all like to be seeingable that account shut down. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:35 pm |
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Great Idea NN
Send him some of these to test if he is colour blind.
http://www.toledo-bend.com/colorblind/ishihara.html
Then send one with the number obscured completely.
I'm sure someone will help you with that. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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dh_mac
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
Posts: 289
Location: Vancouver.. or AM I?!?
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Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:30 am |
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Well.. my friend has been pretty good sending me bank accounts
.. but I like the color blind test. I'm thinking of getting him to "print out what he see's" and Fax me a copy (..being I don't have a printer.. can't open his attachments.. blah blah blah.. ) |
_________________ "what do you want from me.. i can kill you if you don't stop writing me.. i can perform african wonders that will drop you death." Dr-Y-Qasi3y
"..SCAN ME THE BANK RECEIPT AGAIN AND MAKE SURE YOU SCAN IT PROPERLY SO THAT IT CAN BE SEEINGABLE." Mr_Berkley
"...WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO UNH, TO KILL MY SELF BECAUSE OF A PARCKAGE.." Androse V1ncent-another satisfied customer of ParcelDirect
"..I AM TOTALY DISAPONTED THE WAY YOU ARE TAKING THIS TRANSACTION ...IF I HAVE KNEW YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS TRANSACTRION THIS WAY ..I WIL NOT CONTACT YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME"-DR_Usman
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Dorothy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 3114
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:22 pm |
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Aren't you concerned that if you do that, you'll be admitting you have access to a fax machine, and if he catches that, he'll just demand you fax the receipt? |
_________________ "I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more..." |
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dh_mac
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
Posts: 289
Location: Vancouver.. or AM I?!?
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Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:01 pm |
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^^^ ohhh no. You see I have a 'special' fax machine where I can receive faxes but its restricted for sending anything outside my calling area. |
_________________ "what do you want from me.. i can kill you if you don't stop writing me.. i can perform african wonders that will drop you death." Dr-Y-Qasi3y
"..SCAN ME THE BANK RECEIPT AGAIN AND MAKE SURE YOU SCAN IT PROPERLY SO THAT IT CAN BE SEEINGABLE." Mr_Berkley
"...WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO UNH, TO KILL MY SELF BECAUSE OF A PARCKAGE.." Androse V1ncent-another satisfied customer of ParcelDirect
"..I AM TOTALY DISAPONTED THE WAY YOU ARE TAKING THIS TRANSACTION ...IF I HAVE KNEW YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS TRANSACTRION THIS WAY ..I WIL NOT CONTACT YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME"-DR_Usman
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:02 am |
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^^Damn those Special Fax Machines! |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:58 am |
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Of course you could send him one of those colour blindness test pictures, and when he tells you what the number is, you tell him it's something completely different.
Then you can start asking him about his diet and whether there is any lead pollution where he lives. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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ronco
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 265
Location: In strong opposition to sterilization laws
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Posted:
Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:35 am |
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But when you send your message back to yourself it is ultraseeingable, and that is doubleplusgood. |
_________________ "Once beaten,Twice Shy" - C@mila Bruc3
"JUST COME OUT STRAIGHT AND STOP BEATING BY THE BUSH, I KNOW $8000 IS A LOT OF MONEY" - Kelly-The famous zebra scammer |
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Crow
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 12
Location: Satellite of Love
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:38 pm |
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Scan it to a huge uncompressed jpeg that crops off halfway through the account number. That way it will take forever to load and then just stop when it gets to the number he wants. |
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