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PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing

I love this bait. I finally got to read the whole thing. Brilliant!

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

To get the photo I had to open up a new addie as Shorty has a paranoid fear of his photo falling into the hands of Mr G0mer who he believes is a hacker. I can't think how he got that idea.

I was just about to mention that the account I set up is named luddy4bruce, as I thought that was hilarious, when I noticed I had another mail in from him - and this is yet another unexpected bonus. Don't praise me - this is all the work of Shorty's mind - what there is of it.

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Subject: Hello Sweet Luddy................

Dear Luddy,

How are you, i just want to confirm if you receive the picture i sent to you earlier today.
And hope they gave you good food? Well, the case is at the STATE COMMAND.
But the police needed me to pay a certain amount of money before the operation will be carried out and these would cost me $1,500USD.

And i have promised to get that and pay all necessary fee so as to enable legal action carried out on those criminals!

Again, when the police arrived, everyone would be arrested and i would also be with them to show them the house. But they may likely asked you some questions on how we meet, Just tell them we have been friends for long and we met online.

Furthermore, do not say anything about the Atm Card okay??? All you need to say to them is that you are only here for a Modeling projects and likewise for a vacation!
Do not tell the police you have money in your security Box because the police are not at times trustworthy here!
So kindly take note of all these!

Best of love,

Bruce.


No problem Shorty - rely on me (LIAR !!!!!!!!).

I can imagine him screaming out "But what about Ludmi||a as he'd dragged down into the cells". He's just never going to catch on.

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I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This guy is pure gold! Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You might think this is just Lad lies but it makes sense I suppose, knowing that you pay for everything in Nigeria, but this is going to put Shorty in a desperate situation.

I know he's short of cash and, if he is to be believed, his car got trashed and/or sold and his laptop got sold or something (I can't always make out his mumbling and I'm usually trying to improvise/lie during his telephone calls). The police will think he's stiffed them, and even if he had the money which he doesn't, they'll be extremely embarrassed.

I have no alternative but to be in on Wednesday to phone him otherwise this is all going to be unbelievable - but knowing Shorty he'll want me to speak to the police. :yikes:

Well - I've gone this far.

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Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gomer:

I hope that cell phone of yours in paid for in cash and will be tossed in a river after this is over....

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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and what are those emetal reinforced holes on his shoulder


Actually that outfit looks sorta like a cheap and cheesy Star Trek knockoff.

On another topic; if he gets sent to jail - Big Mike and Bubba and the other long-timers will be licking their lips at the sight of him... Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think I'm going to be in a much safer situation than Shorty - and anyway, isn't it just the greed of these people running after money that doesn't exist, that makes it their fault ? - whether it be Shorty, or the Police who appear to require a back hander to do their jobs.

I'm sure that the French authorities will look favourably upon any extradition requests, but I'll be safe back in Sverdlovsk.

Another Mail in this morning from Shorty which I had better reply to.

Quote:
Subject: How are you Dear...................

Dear Luddy,

Hope no problem, i just woke am and intend to check maybe you ve' replied to my mail.
Well, hope you taken to all my instructions as stated? and hope you are in good condition, just try and find a convenient time to write me and let me know the situation of things on ground.

Am still making every necessary steps to get you out of that fucking cage! (calm down Tiger)
Again, this it to remind you that you ve' gotten a very Beautiful pictures and likwise you as pretty as an ANGEL!
I got too many words to qualify you but now, am speechless because if i continue to express myself about what i see, the day will be gone!

Simple, are just what you are, i mean you figure is GREAT babe! Many men must have been on you, trying to cut you figure, am not try to tease you, i mean it!
You are a sample of the called " The Treasure of a Woman".

Well, i think good things about but can't express my feelings to you now, all i wanted is to have you on my side and i knew everything is going to be ok soonest!

Just get back to me and let me know whats going there and if you gotten more evidence, do not hesitate to let me know.

Greatest Lve,


Bruce.

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Luddy must be swooning now. What a hero! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm not so sure that I like him talking about how many men have been "on me" (none I assure you Laughing ).

What does he think I am ? Some kind of slut. Laughing

According to independent reports, he is on the run from police and facing four years jail for his earlier exploits. How he can also be arranging a police raid is perhaps one of the peculiarities of the Nigerian legal system. I'm sure that the promised payment of $1,500 may have something to do with it, and in Shorty's mind, laying his hands on my hotel security box will be the answer to all his troubles and problems. - OHHHH WHOOOOPS - Houston I foresee one small problem.

For all the misery and pain that scammers bring into victims lives, all over the world, it often appears that there is so little that we can do to make them endure the same suffering. We only witness the joy and glee they have at extracting money from many people who barely have enough money to feed themselves.

Quite a few baiters have made Lads suffer the hardship they deserve, and I am happy to join them. I didn't do it by scamming, I just made him fall into the trap he lay for innocent victims.

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

GomerPyle wrote:
I'm not so sure that I like him talking about how many men have been "on me" (none I assure you Laughing ).

What does he think I am ? Some kind of slut. Laughing


Shocked

I suppose you haven't posted him any video material...

Quote:
According to independent reports


What are they? If you can tell...

I am looking forward to tomorrow. Very Happy May I ask if you are going to tell the Police "everything"?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I could always send him a Paris Hilton video clip, but I don't think he'd call me Angel any more. Very Happy

The evidence is about as conclusive as you can get. Other baiters have been working their Lads and have obtained a copy of the original police report, but I would hate Shorty to be able to come here and prove he was set up all along.

The Mods have seen it, and though I have not asked them to verify it, I'm sure they'll tell me if I'm in dreamland.

I admit that this is quite bizarre and without any confirmation I'd hesitate to post what's happened. There is possibly another baiter who may be able to confirm some details, but they have troubles due to hurricane Ike.

I'll speak to Shorty tomorrow on the phone and you can judge for yourself, but I don't know how long I can keep up the pretence though, even if I can't, the sound of the awful truth dawning on him should make it pretty clear that he is facing the abyss.

I won't burn him - he'll still be looking for his Russian model living in Paris who came to visit Crying or Very sad even as the cell door clangs shut.

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

GomerPyle wrote:
I admit that this is quite bizarre and without any confirmation I'd hesitate to post what's happened.


I was just curious. What could be better than combine baits and lads and then have somebody behind bars?

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I could always send him a Paris Hilton video clip, but I don't think he'd call me Angel any more.


You could send it to his guards in the jail. They might appreciate some change Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've left Shorty stewing for the last couple of days, as he's done what I need him to do to get himself deep in the mire.

Just to make sure he has no second thoughts I have sent him this, and requested him to suggest a time for me to call him.

Quote:
Hi Mr Bruce

I thank you so much for foto of you and must admit you are looking so much young. You look so fit and slim we will look so nice together.

I have attach foto of me in swim clothings in France apartment so you can see I am slim girl also. I know we can have so much fun with each other together.

You have no worry over what I say to police persons as I will tell them nothing excepting that you have only done all things to help save me from bastard XXXXXX and pervert 0latunje and this gangster Mr G0mer who all so much need to go to prison for all they have done to me.

I have not been bad girl in any way and I know you can explain this to police persons for me and I will let you explain all that you know about what has happened. I have only affection for what you do to me and want to spend all so much time with you after this is all over. Is there any nice beach here where we can go for nice rest.

I am sorry I have not sending you mail but I am not wanting any problem with these people now with all that you have got set up.

I will do best that I can to contact with you by phone on wednesday and if you get chance please tell me when this should happen as all this is making this girl much scared.

Please take all care of yourself and I will be wait here for you.

BiBi from your love Luddi


Let's see what happens tomorrow.

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How I wish there was someone to take pictures!

Could you hint a local newspaper, like Daily Sun that there will be a raid in a certain neighbourhood in Lagos?

FYI, see the article on the Son of a retired Chief Superintendent of Police who was arrested in Lagos. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If this all goe off then I wamt to disappear like a 'will o' the wisp' not draw attention to myself, but the link is good Niagara, in cse it gets picked up by a reporter.

No reply or word from shorty, but that is usually ominous for good reasons, meaning he is doing something insane, though I would have thought that he would want my (Ludmi||a's) reassurance.

I've missed a doctor's appointment to man the phone, so he better not let me down now - or I may have to kill him. Twisted Evil I'll try to leave it until midday, and then call him, but I may not be able to wait that long.

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Holy shmolies !!!! Shocked

My Lad Shorty is never one to be underestimated.

He's either playing a joke on me - which I don't mind, as it is quite funny, or he's completely out of his tiny (or short) mind.

My e-mail did the trick, and read it for yourself and gasp in wonder.

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Subject: Hello Sweety........... (You can cut that out lamebrain)

Dear Sweet Luddy,
Thanks so much for writing and i really appreciate this once more. I love the photo comment and am very glad to hear nice words from you!
Every arrangements are in order, am very sure am going to settle the Army before weekend, the reason is that, the Nigeria Police as not reliable to handle the case the way i wanted them to do! (The fact you are on the run from the police could be a factor too)
They keep asking me to pay bribe before the arrest would be carriedout and thereafter, it may also affect i and my Boys and i do not want something that would tarnish my image this time around!
(Oh heaven no - perish the thought. We can't have anyone thinking you are a scumbag scammer can we ?)
So i have decided to lay complain at one of the Nigeria Army Barrack in the surbub and they also need to me pay a certain amoun to register the case at the (C.I.O.M.P). Am going to get that arranged before the weekend and be best assured everything is gonna be okay!
(The Army is cheaper than the police. I must remember that if I ever need to start a war)
Furthermore, do not be too much aggressive and do not look suspicious, just keep calm and pretend to be nice ok?
There are special arrangement on ground and it will just look like miracle when it will happen. But just let me know if the address you gave was the really place you are been held!
Again, you really look Gorgeos and Pretty good in that Bikini you have on (Yes, I waxed my legs and had implants fitted just for you idiot), i really love that.
Well, there many nice places for nice western girls like you and you gonna enjoy every good things on Lagos, even Nigeria Entirely. Nigeria is the richest country in Africa. We have crude oil etc. (I love beaches covered in crude oil. I can use it as sun block)
Ther are beaches here in Lagos even with white people like you and but all i wanted now is just ensure you saved!
Well, am cellphone is alway open to receive your calls. Just call-in anytime you opportune to make use of their phone ok!
And be much more careful and hope you are given foods to eat???
Just do not be boredered, you will be freed soonest!
In God's Love for you,

Bruce.


He's a sort of miniature Genghis Khan. I have this bizarre picture in my mind of a row of Howitzers being lined up outide this suburban house.

Is there an icon for starting a military assault. Shocked

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gomer, if you would like Shorty dead I'm sure that our buddy Stanley is more than up to the task. Stanley is just chomping at the bit to off someone!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Confused

I don't know what to think... except to hope he's not pulling your leg. It's just too much fun to be anything other than real!*

*I hope!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can only play it as it comes.

A kind offer Jayhawk, but if this is true, a quick death is going to be much nicer than what he faces at the moment.

I can only think that they see Shorty as a way to make some quick money, and may be prepared to put on some sort of show, and then they can get their bribe and further money for wasting their time.

I find it hard to believe that the police or army would take him seriously but they may humour him if there's money to be made.

Got a short follow up mail saying I should call him anytime. I don't mind that, apart from the interrogation about rooms and if I can see anything from the windows.

I better ring him tonight as I'll be out tomorrow, and I need to keep his interest mounting. Maybe a little wooing and love talk would ignite his passion. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

hilarious mail! (and nice comment's too)
I agree with Niagara ORA, if we only could get the pictures...
Whatever he has set-up (for real or only in his mind) it would be great if he would get himself in real trouble with his local police or army-force... (any chance of third party confirmation on what will happen friday?)

In this part of the world you'll even get internet-access when you're in jail, but I guess that doesn't go for Nigerian inmates so that would bring his scamming to a complete stop...

anyway, great job!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can only get confirmation - if and when any raid takes place.

The one baiter who might be able to get get some independent corroboration is away due to problems caused by a hurricane.

However, I would hope that Shorty would want me to be on the phone when it goes ahead, which is why I stayed in today.
That might provide some idea as to what's happening.

I don't want this to drag on so I think I'll tell him they plan to move me back to Cotonou on Monday to find my box. That'll bring the matter to a conclusion one way or another.

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Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No raid on Wednesday? Sad

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Well, there many nice places for nice western girls like you and you gonna enjoy every good things on Lagos, even Nigeria Entirely. Nigeria is the richest country in Africa. We have crude oil etc.


Confused I thought Sh0rty was not from Nigeria.

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Ther are beaches here in Lagos even with white people like


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hear they have beautiful pyramids built from sandbags too. Oh, so many sights to see... Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When I get to work I'll have to access Jane's and check out the Order of Battle for the Nigerian Army - find out what units are in Lagos; maybe the names of their Commanding Officers. Why? Oh, no reason...

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 185
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I tried searching what C.I.O.M.P. may be but didn't get much from Google.

I haven't rung him, as Ludmi||a prefers action to talk, and I'll fold this bait up if he doesn't do anything by Monday. I'll set him the deadline during the week and have her whisked away to Cotonou without some action.

The only worry is that he could have received one of my e-mails requesting more candidates, into another e-mail box he, or one of his pals, is using.

If so, no matter, I'll get some fresh meat to handle and bait him again later under another identity.

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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