Shorty - goes pervy - my bad influence ?

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Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Nice work. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:59 pm

It riled Shorty but he wasn't fooled, but setting him off on a rant is good enough for me.

I don't know whether or not he visited Pastor Frank's Lad again, or if he has bust Ludmilla. I'll leave having Ludmilla contact him until tomorrow evening and then see what reaction I get.

Meanwhile these were his latest rants to Mr G0mer.

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Subject: NOBODY SEES THE SUN!!! Of course not Shorty Shocked

Greatest Scammer, Why couldn't you have called me that before you called me Pervert Bastard ?

How far? where did you got all those fuxxing lies you fixed on that your foolish site to deceive me?
Se, i no dey fear EKE o! You think say you fit hunt me? she be i do tell you say make you tell your boys Sounds like a Somerset farmer after too much scrumpy make dem come meet me for Unilag why dem no come na? i waited and could find anyon. You want me to give you my home address? so they could come with the police??
I will let the police know you are the man to be taken away and immediately, i bet you they will bundle you one time! and you go tey for KIRIKIRI! now this took some looking up - it appears to be a high security prison in Apapa

Ve' got nothing to do with you fuxxing bunches of lies man! You wanna threat me with your fake site wey you go build, or you think say that one go freak me? Not at all!
Your time is up! I mut hunt you die cus i need you dick and head this time at the front of the scoohl Hall! Ouch Shocked

Warlord! No shaking!

....and more

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I tell you this is my bunk, you cant come from Uk to threat me me in my Territory!
Its not possible bloody goat! Very Happy

Thats your picture man and i got lots more of thm from your Database. Agent Testerone had helped me get more of your informations and by the time am through with you, you will 4get the day your mother gave birth to you! That worked already Laughing

but that's good isn't it ?
U fuxxing retard bastard son of a bitch!
You really get yourself fuxxed, and i will ake sure you get fuxed for all you ve' done . So he really does like me after all

Big Snitch!!!

I know what 'snitch' means, but I stopped using that expression after Junior School - perhaps he never graduated.

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:11 pm

Nope the dope is still ool with Ludmi||a.

Shorty to Ludmi||a.

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Dear Luddy,

Am very glad to hear ve' escaped! So where are you now? try to fin out the exactly place you are and kindly send me the address via email and make sure you call you on the telephone on my Number (070-XXXX-XXXX)

So did you find XXXXXX because am yete to findhim at his residence, and let me know how i would come there to meet you and pick you to look for him together.

The reason why i have kept away from is that, Olatunji is over my life and he ahd paid his boys a totola $5,000usd as he had told me yesterday but i thank God, he had none of my pictures with him! If I had your picture Shorty, I'd sleep with it under my pillow - ready to blow my nose on) So just write and give me a call concerning your whereabout now.

Bets of Love,

Bruce.

Lazy slob didn't go anywhere. Twisted Evil

To 5imba's Safari Camp or Pastor Frank's Lad's place. I'll decide and tell him late tomorrow.

I'm a Lady - making him wait is my prerogative. Very Happy

... and Mr G0mer can always offer him a subscription to this magazine - if he gets the tattoo. Twisted Evil

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:59 pm

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Lazy slob didn't go anywhere

Shorty talks a big game, but he's a chicken. Call him up as Mr. Gomer, and just make clucking noises at him! Laughing

@Gomer- Nice touch...the "$5" in the bottom right of the magazine cover.
Gomer gets some of his money back from his boys. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

After Shorty visited my Lad, I started feeding some info to my pet, just in case Shorty makes a return visit.

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Sister XXX,

I received the strangest email today, it was from a man named (Insert Shorty's real name here). He stated that he was at your house today, for some strange reason. He told me that I should watch you closely and that you were associated with someone named Mr. G0mer. What on earth was this man talking about? He stated that he worked for a Miss Ludmi||a K0sokalov. Do you know this person? How did he get my email address? Is he a friend of yours playing some sort of sick joke?

Please advise immediately.

Yours in Christ,

Bishop XXX

My Pet's reply...

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Dearest Daddy,

Sorry for strange email you received from cursed people,whom do not like the propagation of the Gospel over Africa they go about checking email with hiker,may be he hiked your email on air,Daddy is everthing you doing with brother XXX not clear to you,the contact address you are with it,his pictures and members picture are with you,the banner for opening of the church is with you, so what is the mean of watch My percious uncle XXX, he was very sad with me this morning i told him, i am the not the one who gave someone your email address,

Daddy i hate rubbish in my life, i never do rubbise to any,anyone who is talking about my uncle XXXl, will see the pay back immediately,i suggest you change your email address or if the phone line you use to call brother XXX is not clear i will ask him to get other phone number.Uncle XXX said you should try to put your phone inorder that he wants to talk to you concerning this project,he said he dislike rubbise talk from metal people whom God has cursed right from the day they were born,so Daddy do not worry about the strange Email just change your email for security reasons that is all.

Never listen you from anyone unless brother XXX call you on phone or me the sister.Email you.

May God be with us Amen.

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:19 am

Pastor Frank wrote:

he said he dislike rubbise talk from metal people whom God has cursed right from the day they were born,

I exploded with laughter. What a great line! Laughing

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:42 am

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rubbise talk from metal people

That sums Shorty up quite perfectly.

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:05 am

great !

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:34 am

Tonight I'll ring or e-mail Shorty and tell him I (Ludmi||a) am at Pastor Frank's Lad's place and tell him to come collect me.

I won't tolerate a Lad who won't do as he'd told. Laughing

Either way - I'm off to 5imba's Safari Camp (the, just missed me scenario) for a well earned rest. I don't see him taking another trip - but who knows.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:55 pm

Yes, Gomer, you do need a rest from rubbise metal man. If you plan on going to the Nigeria camp, Ludmilla could escape Mr. Gomer for a spell, and send him a message from inside one of the 59 caves in the Yankari Park. Something like this...?? Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/file/61721787/bd698dd5/ludmillaincave.html

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:09 pm

@Gomer - Is that a photo of Shorty ^^^^

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:22 pm

No Simba - that's the photo of a Lad that I send out as being Mr G0mer

This is Shorty

and it's not pron - it's a 17th century fountain from a stately home, which I think was used as some remote bawdy house - and some of the other statues on that fountain would require an NSFW tag.

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:31 am

This Shorty bait makes me laugh until my side hurts.

Then I see GP's picture of Shorty, and I start laughing all over again.

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:26 am

I took a day off - but It can't be all holiday for Shorty so Ludmi||a sent him this mail this morning

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Hi Mr Bruce

I am not knowing what is wrong with you.

I have been waiting here with this Mr XXXXXX person with hotel scurity box and you do not come here for me.

Mr XXXXXX is such nice man and is letting me stay here but I must leave as is not place for Russian model girl and I am fraid he will do like other men with me but I must say he is okay so far and I still have knife so I am not to allow this pervert problem again from any men.

After all this time you do not some to see me but I know you have done so much to look after me with this Olatunji pervert bastard when I kill him dead. I am not able to go outside as am sure police persons will be looking for me and Mr XXXXXX knows of very nice place for me to go holiday.

Please urgent come to see me or I will be gone to this holiday place.

It's Ludmi||a sending Shorty a come hither mail with the guarantee she will have left for 5Imba's by the time he arrives. Laughing

Of course when Shorty tells her that Mr G0mer isn't dead the news will be devastating to Ludmi||a.

I'll also call Shorty as Mr G0mer from his hospital bed, telling him all the terrible things he plans to do to him once he's up and about, giving Shorty a good reason to want to leave town. I once did one of these calls before - a testosterone filled rant trying to outbid each other with the terrible things we'll do to each other. Putting his head in a pickle jar on the mantelpiece sounds good to me. Laughing

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:39 am

GomerPyle wrote:

No Simba - that's the photo of a Lad that I send out as being Mr G0mer

Its just a strange coincidence, but yesterday I was contacted by a Nigerian called Shorty, and he looked incredibly like the lad in the photo.... Shocked

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:44 am

I would like to hear the G0mer-Sh0rty calls. They sound like inspiring stuff. No hormone stimulus would harm efforts in the sport of baiting. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:22 pm

Shorty's phone is disconnected, and no reply to Ludmi||a's mail.

Maybe Mr G0mer did get him. Shocked

I hope I haven't created a fantasy character that's come to life.

Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

^^^

Gomer Soze anyone? Wink

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:33 pm

Sh0rty has no credit? Confused

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:37 pm

@ Simba - I have distributed that photo far and wide to Lads and also to Shorty, who became a little like Gollum when he thought he actually had something he could use against me. Rolling Eyes

so it's not impossible he's using it in some way, though I 'm not sure he would call himself 'Shorty'. It's my pet name for him 'cause I love him - and he's VERY VERY SHORT (he keeps telling me).

Maybe he thinks I'm scared of little things - like spiders.

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:40 pm

@Gomer - No, its definately NOT the same lad, just a crazy coindidence that they happen to look alike, and that my boyo uses the name of Shorty... Very Happy

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:00 pm

Finally - I got Shorty speaking to Mr G0mer. Laughing

mrgomervshorty1.mp3 - 1.76MB

Apologies - I had a frog in my throat.

I couldn't provoke him - even when I told him I'd put his head in a pickle jar as an ornament in my house Laughing

and I asked if he was having 'jiggy jiggy' with Ludmi||a. and promised to bury the two of them together.

To be honest I can say any old crap to this idiot. I was worried that I might push a call too far and blow it but, it really doesn't matter with this fool.

Now he's on my side and going to work with me to get Ludmi||a. He said he hadn't heard anything - IDIOT !!!! look in your inbox.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:16 pm

Gee, Gomer, you just didn't sound mad enough at Shorty, but then again that's not Mr. Gomer's style. Good call. Very Happy

Shorty sounds a bit worn out.
I wonder why? Laughing

He needs a rest at S1mb@'s, too. Now that he's going to help you find Ludmilla, he won't have a reason not to meet you there. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:02 pm

I've been feeling poorly over the last couple of days and let Shorty slide.

Well - that's like leaving gelignite out in the sun. This is quite unbelievable. I couldn't make it up. I've XX'd out the name of a Lad I gave him that I was asked not to publicise. The address I gace him is of a Lad belonging to Pastor Frank and I hope to confirm the Bedlam that appears to have happened.

Read and weep - with tears. LOL_sign

I feel cheated - I didn't bait him into this - he did it all by himself.

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Subject: You have to save me luddy...............

Dear Ludmilla,

How are you today? This mail is to informed you how unfortunate i was!
I can't come to the Adress you gave to me to look for Mr.XXXXXX XXXXXXXX (2,MURITALA MUHAMMED STREET, OFF ISHAGA ROAD, OJODU BERGER) again! I was there with my boys on thursday again to pick your box as you told me he is now in possession of your security box in his house.

On getting to the place with 3 of my boys, as we asked for Mr. XXXXXX, one short man came out of the room we knocked and he was the man i saw the very first day i went there to locate the address and he had claimed to me that he was Mr. XXXXXX. But on thursday, he denied this and i went there to make him understand you told me your security box was with him in his house, then he quickly puts on his shirt and told us he is going to call is elder brother. The Landlady of the house called because she has a small shop in front of the house she spoke to us in our language and the old woman decleared that the elder brother of this short man was the real Mr.XXXXXX!

We all waited him to come back with his elder brother but he never returned, all we thought was that, he had went away, then we decided to go back to our destinations. On our way trecking towards BERGER BUS STOP to pick Taxi, we saw the man on the Motocycle Bike coming with a yellow woman with him. Then they both saw us and he told the woman as he pointed at us telling the woman " those are the boys" They both jumped off the bike and the woman started shouting at us and i made her understand and she never listen to me and the woman was said to be the short man's elder sister and all they claimed was that they didn't have any Mr. XXXXXX in their family and they placed an ALLEGATION on us that we are all Armed robbers that we have come to robbed them and Moreover, we have been threatning her on the telephone for the past 2weeks telling her to send us a sum of 100,000 in out currency!

I was very shocked hearing that woman say all these to the poeple gathering at the scene, quickly, they called the Police and we were all arrested!
I and my boys were locked up since thursday evening, and was discharged last evening at around (8:30pm saturday evening) Our cellphones was siezed by a police man incharge of the case and we were alleged of armed robbers and Threatning of Life, that the count charges.

I was very bitter and try to explained how it happened, the woman call her husband on the telephone and the man quickly joined us at the police station and the man also hinted the police that we have been coming to disturb peace in their compound and threatning his family and that we were criminals and thiefs! We were locked up at about 8:05pm that day without food and some of our family members came insearch for us and they never allow them see us.

All other sorts of allegations were given and i let the police understand how you sent me to pic your lugage at the address and they asked me if am very sure of what am saying and i answered "YES" They took me to a cybercafe near the station to check my mail to confirm the truth am saying, we get there and i saw you mail saying you are now in Mr. XXXXXX's house!
But the main confusion now is that, the people made us sign an UNDERTAKEN before the police that, we will never come or near the premises of (2, MURITALA MUHAMMED ST OFF, ISHGA RD OJODU BERGER) again!

Now i needed your help Ludmilla, we have been asked to report to the Police station tomorrow (MONDAY) at 10:00am. Because the police made me realised that they must bring the case to justice, huge amount of money was collected from members of our family that came to bail us out and they must make sure the XXXXXX of a person suffers after they have found out that we are honest. But the man and his wife beleived we are criminals!

So Luddy, you have to safe me now! Are you sure you meet Mr. XXXXXX truely? is he a short or tall person?
Is he slim of fat?
Is he yellow or black in complexion?
What was his wife's colour?
Is she short or Tall?
how many people lived with them in their own room?
Did one short man lived with them?

You to do something for me secretly, tell Mr. XXXXXX that you want to take a picture with him and his family, that they have been very nice to you that you want to put in in your office and show it to you family and friends when you get back to your country, to tell them they are the people who saved you when you came to Nigeria.
So do not let him know, just send me the picture, and if i see it, i will know if the man person was the man who arrested i and my boys and i must have to help the police on this! I made them understand all you went through with bastard Olatunji and they are also looking for him ok!

Just take that picture and you must also show yourself standing with all the family in the picture because this will only saved me from the case because this is the only way the police will know am saying the truth to them. My cellphone was still with the police, and they have promised to give it to me tomorrow, so i will be waiting for the picture as soon as possible

Regards,

Bruce.

I'd hate to make a incriminating call - or send him an incriminating e-mail. Would I be so cruel. Laughing

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:05 pm

Now Mr G0mer is on the run from the police.

He's made it onto Nigeria's most wanted list - behind Shorty of course. Laughing

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