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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 1:54 pm |
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GP, I think the gang has no doubts.
By the way, Sverdlovsk is known as Yekaterinburg nowadays. Nicholas II and his family were executed in the city. Boris Yeltsin was a party boss there. |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:26 pm |
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@Niagara O'Roar Again! - That's one of the great things about this forum.
Amidst all the insanity, we learn valuable history lessons, trivia, and culture.
{which we can use to our advantage against the lads.. } |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:46 pm |
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I've had a mail from Shorty.
He is totally freaking insane. I have another of his pictures off the web - of a yellow Volkswagen Beetle - as he's been hiding in the bushes and believes this to be a suspect vehicle, and he's reported it to the police.
It seems my guess about the house description fits somehow. I'll post it up shortly.
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Dear Luddy,
How are you today and hope you really doing good overthere and i prayed you will be fine soonest!
I was at the address with the assistance of the map you gave to me last yesterday, i was able to locate the house!
The compound consist of 2 different buildings, a big flat at the front and another mini-flat at the backyard. It has a very rough gates and No14 was boldly written on the gate!
Now, some cars were parked at the front of the building and i guess of the cars belongs to these crooks. So down here, i have attached the type of the car i saw and it must be the type of the car that was used in carrying you down to the place!
I also saw some men standing at the side corridor of the last flat on the first building ( Stairs) at the front house.
I have gotten the police informed about these and make usre you get back to me asap,
bruce |
.....and Shorty now has this annoying habit of saying house and sending Ludmi||a a picture of a house to show what he means, and now the same with the car. There must be a name for this weirdness.
I don't know if it's a test or not, so I'll say no.
I'm really going off short people. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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GomerPyle
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:37 pm |
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Another 20 minute call. I'll get it posted up shortly.
I'm sure at one stage he was starting to cry.
The raid is on for Wednesday.
Apparently the Commander wasn't there to authorise it today, but listen yourself. It's not always easy to understand him, so when that happens, I wing it and it's worked so far.
I promised to send him some special pictures of me and asked if he would send his, and he agreed. I just have to set up a new mailbox. Everything I want, he provides. I'll ask him to run into the compound with a fish on his head maybe.
http://Gomer.fileave.com/LudmillaVShorty10.mp3
He does end up crying at times - listen and cry with him too.
I have set up a top security box and will send him a nice smutty photo and hope to get his picture by return.
The best thing is that I have to clear my throat near the start, and it's clearly audible, and he doesn;t wonder why some guy;s clearing his throat right next to me. Speaking like this is doing my throat a lot of harm. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
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Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:57 pm |
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he's been hiding in the bushes |
I can't stop laughing.
If he can't send his own picture, ask him to take sample pictures of very short men. But I'm sure we will see his face. |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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GomerPyle
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:06 pm |
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At one stage I recall he mentions binoculars, but he can't make himself appear any more ridiculous that he is already - except if he wore a clump of grass on his head I suppose.
He had me foxed when he mentioned 'beauty' but that's how he pronounces 'Beetle'.
Am I going to be stuck having to bait as Ludmi||a for ever ?
It's like shooting fish in a barrel, but I'm not entirely comfortable with being a transvestite baiter. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:06 pm |
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GP:
I love your female voice. Very sexy! The police raid should be epic. |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
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Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:11 pm |
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I'm not entirely comfortable with being a transvestite baiter. |
You will get used to it and you can always have side characters. I'm begging you. You must not stop. See how excited The Man is |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:26 pm |
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but I'm not entirely comfortable with being a transvestite baiter. |
After listening to the calls, you could have fooled me!
Please don't stop, in the interest of your fellow baiters enjoyment. |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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Scarlett
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jul 2008
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:38 pm |
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I loved how Shorty kept telling you to be calm. He was the one losing it.
I look forward to seeing his picture here.
Great work GP! |
_________________ '' - MY HEART IS SO DISTURB I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OR THINK OF RIGHT NOW
Abuja to Cameroon
i was like a mad man this afternoon i was there but i didn't see you pls
AM STILL AT THE AIRPORT WAITING AND DYING
OOOOOO.... A1ex (thanks to Red & 5imba for 5SC)
Abuja to Bauchi -am just like a notives down here walking up and down from one street to another…A1ex (thanks to 5imba & Red for their help)
Ogun Sagamu to Abuja -A1ex
(Group Effort) 0 Ch1d1nma: Lagos to Cotonou - "u told me not to bring money down which i didnt"
Joint safari with OxygenDeprived
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:44 pm |
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He was crying wasn't he ?
He asked if they were feeding me or not and I didn't catch what he was saying and answered "No", and that appeared to set him off. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:54 pm |
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OMG! When you told Shorty that he was "the only one for you," and he cried out, "Why do you say that, Luddy?" and started to cry a bit, I lost it! LMAO He might be falling for you after all, Gomer. Maybe it's not all about the money.
Waiting for that pic, too.
This bait is damaging your voice and our stomachs. I can't stop laughing. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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GomerPyle
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:31 am |
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The problem with trying to provide anything for Dan's show is that 90% of the whole 20 minute call is Shorty boringly going into minute detail over things and then there are just little gems sprinkled about.
I'll see if I can produce an edited version of his latest call.
I've set up a secure mail account (one Mr G0mer doesn't know about ) and sent Shorty some nice snaps, and asked for his. Here's hoping. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:46 am |
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Om my word - Ludmi||a was so excited to find a photo of her lover was in - and when she saw it she was overwhelmed and lost consciousness and woke up in a delerious fit.
Proof - there is Life on Mars !!!!
- and I hate to show that I have been looking at this closely, but have you seen the length of his - fingernails !!!!! ???
He says he's 24 and he certainly sounds mature on the phone. Maybe this is of him as a child, and maybe since he probably stopped growing at that age (apart from his fingernails) he wanted me to see him at his best.
Shorty is never boring. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:06 pm |
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Great trophy pic, Gomer!
I think I detect some nail polish on those long fingernails. I wonder how he looks in his pink dress? Perhaps when Mr. Gomer finally get's his hands on this photo, he could get all mushy and lovey-dovey with the lad. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:35 pm |
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Definitely the sensitive and artistic Lad is our Shorty... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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GomerPyle
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:44 pm |
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I truly hope he is a left handed classical guitar player.
Any other reasons why the fingernails on one hand are so long, I just don't want to know.
...or maybe it's a genetic adaption that enables a 419 scammer to type quicker - certainly not more accurately.
... and what are those emetal reinforced holes on his shoulder. Maybe he's a part-time shop sign and is hung on a hook outside during the day.
.... and if he came into your police station with a story about a kidnapped Russian model, what would you do ? I'd kick his butt into a lower earth orbit. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:08 pm |
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GomerPyle wrote: |
... and what are those emetal reinforced holes on his shoulder. Maybe he's a part-time shop sign and is hung on a hook outside during the day.
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I think that Shorty's other job is pulling a cart.
http://goatconnection.com/articles/publish/article_159.shtml
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_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
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Posts: 5727
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:25 pm |
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He appears to be quite short. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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LotsaLove
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 336
Location: Looking for another chest to sit upon
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:43 pm |
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I really can't wait to get a place of my own and set up my computer again. It's so difficult to listen to these phone calls at work and have to explain why there is coffee dribbling out of my nose This is too good. Gomer, thank you so much for the much-needed laughter. |
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GomerPyle
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:36 pm |
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I was going to be out on Wednesday, and I thought that might be a good idea.
However, for the purposes of obtaining confirmation of what happens, maybe I should get him on the phone.
That would be a horriby bastard sort of thing to do, but it seems pointless to have this happen and then leave it as a matter of conjecture as whether or not it took place.
I could even end up speaking to the leader of the SWAT team.
I'll have to think of an imaginative reason for not going out - masquerading as a female to guide in a SWAT team in a kidnap rescue could confuse my mother.
I'll award myself two brandies for that call. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:32 pm |
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GP, you don't go anywhere on Wednesday
By the way, Sh0rty's picture made me wonder if he actually thinks you are a transvestite or something else that would please his sophisticated taste |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:00 pm |
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I won't speak to him again before Wednesday as I can't take any more of his interminable questions about the layout of this house I've never seen. Which is why I always have to talk to him in my underwear in a small cupboard (not in real life) which is hardly credible to anyone with normal brain function.
I've got to reply back about his photograph, which is really quite spooky and I'll ask why he looks so young (and handsome ). |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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streaded
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Aug 2008
Posts: 147
Location: Streded in hash conditions
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:10 pm |
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thought I would add a little something |
_________________ Streaded here reading about TWATs adventures on holiday |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:38 pm |
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You should tell your mother the truth, Gomer.
"Sorry, Mum, I'm afraid I won't be able to make it on Wednesday."
"Oh?"
"Yes, I've got a very, very, short man I've got to talk to while in my underwear in the cupboard."
"You don't have to make up these crazy stories, Sonny. I understand.
You don't have to lie to your Mum. We'll just go out another night, ok?"
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